Becker-Parton — 2025
Skatt Porn · Record: 7-7 ยท PPG: 106.4 · 14 reg season + 2 playoff weeks
Week 1: Skatt Porn 118.4 – 93.3 Release the Epenesa Files
(W)
vs 
Baumann
Skatt Porn (Becker-Parton) — 118.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | L. Jackson | QB | BAL | 29.4 |
| RB | C. McCaffrey | RB | SF | 18.7 |
| RB | J. Croskey-Merritt | RB | WAS | 14.2 |
| WR | D. Adams | WR | LAR | 7.1 |
| WR | D. Moore | WR | CHI | 7.1 |
| TE | B. Bowers | TE | LV | 12.8 |
| R/W/T | D. Samuel | WR | WAS | 19.1 |
| K | E. McPherson | K | CIN | 5.0 |
| DEF | Eagles | DEF | 5.0 | |
| BN | K. Allen | WR | LAC | 16.3 |
| BN | J. Jennings | WR | SF | 2.6 |
| BN | B. Robinson | RB | SF | 4.2 |
| BN | O. Gordon | RB | MIA | 0.8 |
Release the Epenesa Files (Baumann) — 93.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Maye | QB | NE | 14.3 |
| RB | K. Williams | RB | LAR | 13.4 |
| RB | B. Robinson | RB | ATL | 21.4 |
| WR | C. Ridley | WR | TEN | 4.7 |
| WR | L. McConkey | WR | LAC | 10.4 |
| TE | D. Njoku | TE | CLE | 5.2 |
| R/W/T | C. Olave | WR | NO | 8.9 |
| K | J. Bates | K | DET | 7.0 |
| DEF | Texans | DEF | 8.0 | |
| BN | K. Pitts | TE | ATL | 9.4 |
| BN | K. Shakir | WR | BUF | 9.4 |
| BN | B. Allen | RB | NYJ | 6.9 |
| BN | K. Johnson | RB | PIT | -0.2 |
Week 2: Skatt Porn 102.6 – 125.0 Let Njigba Know
(L)
vs 
P. Waxman
Skatt Porn (Becker-Parton) — 102.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | L. Jackson | QB | BAL | 26.3 |
| RB | C. McCaffrey | RB | SF | 19.7 |
| RB | J. Croskey-Merritt | RB | WAS | 1.7 |
| WR | D. Adams | WR | LAR | 19.6 |
| WR | D. Moore | WR | CHI | 7.1 |
| TE | B. Bowers | TE | LV | 6.3 |
| R/W/T | D. Samuel | WR | WAS | 13.9 |
| K | E. McPherson | K | CIN | 7.0 |
| DEF | Cowboys | DEF | 1.0 | |
| BN | K. Allen | WR | LAC | 14.6 |
| BN | J. Jennings | WR | SF | 17.4 |
| BN | B. Robinson | RB | SF | 2.4 |
| BN | O. Gordon | RB | MIA | 1.8 |
Let Njigba Know (P. Waxman) — 125.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Jones | QB | IND | 22.8 |
| RB | T. Pollard | RB | TEN | 9.2 |
| RB | D. Achane | RB | MIA | 22.2 |
| WR | A. St. Brown | WR | DET | 34.7 |
| WR | J. Smith-Njigba | WR | SEA | 14.3 |
| TE | T. Hockenson | TE | MIN | 1.7 |
| R/W/T | M. Evans | WR | TB | 8.1 |
| K | C. Dicker | K | LAC | 8.0 |
| DEF | Buccaneers | DEF | 4.0 | |
| BN | R. Stevenson | RB | NE | 18.7 |
| BN | B. Purdy | QB | SF | 0.0 |
| BN | K. Coleman | WR | BUF | 4.1 |
| BN | C. Skattebo | RB | NYG | 12.9 |
Week 3: Skatt Porn 123.4 – 92.2 Sildenafil Bill
(W)
vs 
Banys
Skatt Porn (Becker-Parton) — 123.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | L. Jackson | QB | BAL | 27.0 |
| RB | C. McCaffrey | RB | SF | 19.0 |
| RB | J. Croskey-Merritt | RB | WAS | 9.6 |
| WR | D. Adams | WR | LAR | 13.1 |
| WR | D. Samuel | WR | WAS | 3.9 |
| TE | B. Bowers | TE | LV | 7.8 |
| R/W/T | K. Allen | WR | LAC | 16.0 |
| K | S. Shrader | K | IND | 11.0 |
| DEF | Buccaneers | DEF | 16.0 | |
| BN | D. Moore | WR | CHI | 10.8 |
| BN | T. Allgeier | RB | ATL | 0.9 |
| BN | B. Robinson | RB | SF | 2.2 |
| BN | O. Gordon | RB | MIA | 9.8 |
Sildenafil Bill (Banys) — 92.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Herbert | QB | LAC | 13.6 |
| RB | D. Swift | RB | CHI | 9.3 |
| RB | O. Hampton | RB | LAC | 21.9 |
| WR | Z. Flowers | WR | BAL | 2.3 |
| WR | J. Higgins | WR | HOU | 1.0 |
| TE | H. Henry | TE | NE | 25.0 |
| R/W/T | R. Harvey | RB | DEN | 3.1 |
| K | T. Loop | K | BAL | 6.0 |
| DEF | Chiefs | DEF | 10.0 | |
| BN | B. Aiyuk | WR | 0.0 | |
| BN | T. Spears | RB | TEN | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Addison | WR | MIN | 0.0 |
| BN | Q. Judkins | RB | CLE | 16.0 |
Week 4: Skatt Porn 88.2 – 100.7 Balls Deeper
(L)
vs 
Sohl
Skatt Porn (Becker-Parton) — 88.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | L. Jackson | QB | BAL | 9.7 |
| RB | C. McCaffrey | RB | SF | 23.1 |
| RB | J. Croskey-Merritt | RB | WAS | 6.7 |
| WR | K. Allen | WR | LAC | 6.2 |
| WR | D. Adams | WR | LAR | 13.6 |
| TE | B. Bowers | TE | LV | 7.1 |
| R/W/T | D. Moore | WR | CHI | 5.8 |
| K | S. Shrader | K | IND | 10.0 |
| DEF | Commanders | DEF | 6.0 | |
| BN | D. Samuel | WR | WAS | 17.1 |
| BN | T. Allgeier | RB | ATL | 11.1 |
| BN | B. Robinson | RB | SF | 2.1 |
| BN | O. Gordon | RB | MIA | 1.0 |
Balls Deeper (Sohl) — 100.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | P. Mahomes | QB | KC | 27.3 |
| RB | Z. Charbonnet | RB | SEA | 11.4 |
| RB | T. Tracy | RB | NYG | 0.0 |
| WR | G. Wilson | WR | NYJ | 17.2 |
| WR | T. Hunter | WR | JAX | 5.7 |
| TE | S. LaPorta | TE | DET | 5.4 |
| R/W/T | D. Goedert | TE | PHI | 17.7 |
| K | C. Boswell | K | PIT | 6.0 |
| DEF | Bears | DEF | 10.0 | |
| BN | D. Prescott | QB | DAL | 31.0 |
| BN | J. McLaughlin | RB | DEN | 0.0 |
| BN | L. McCaffrey | WR | WAS | 9.1 |
| BN | B. Tuten | RB | JAX | 2.7 |
Week 5: Skatt Porn 113.7 – 106.0 Tua Girls One Kupp
(W)
vs 
Kassel
Skatt Porn (Becker-Parton) — 113.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Dart | QB | NYG | 13.6 |
| RB | C. McCaffrey | RB | SF | 23.9 |
| RB | J. Croskey-Merritt | RB | WAS | 26.0 |
| WR | K. Allen | WR | LAC | 8.3 |
| WR | D. Adams | WR | LAR | 11.3 |
| TE | Z. Ertz | TE | WAS | 0.0 |
| R/W/T | D. Samuel | WR | WAS | 19.6 |
| K | S. Shrader | K | IND | 2.0 |
| DEF | Cowboys | DEF | 9.0 | |
| BN | L. Jackson | QB | BAL | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Moore | WR | CHI | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Allgeier | RB | ATL | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Bowers | TE | LV | 0.0 |
Tua Girls One Kupp (Kassel) — 106.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Goff | QB | DET | 20.1 |
| RB | J. Dobbins | RB | DEN | 14.9 |
| RB | R. Dowdle | RB | CAR | 30.9 |
| WR | C. | K | irk | 8.4 |
| WR | T. Higgins | WR | CIN | 9.7 |
| TE | T. Warren | TE | IND | 12.4 |
| R/W/T | D. Slayton | WR | NYG | 2.6 |
| K | J. Myers | K | SEA | 5.0 |
| DEF | Eagles | DEF | 2.0 | |
| BN | C. Lamb | WR | DAL | 0.0 |
| BN | C. Hubbard | RB | CAR | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Rice | WR | KC | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Irving | RB | TB | 0.0 |
Week 6: Skatt Porn 93.5 – 86.6 Jay Gruden's Degenerates
(W)
vs 
Bronchtein
Skatt Porn (Becker-Parton) — 93.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Stafford | QB | LAR | 9.3 |
| RB | C. McCaffrey | RB | SF | 20.6 |
| RB | J. Croskey-Merritt | RB | WAS | 5.3 |
| WR | D. Adams | WR | LAR | 5.9 |
| WR | D. Samuel | WR | WAS | 3.4 |
| TE | Z. Ertz | TE | WAS | 13.3 |
| R/W/T | K. Allen | WR | LAC | 4.7 |
| K | D. Carlson | K | LV | 10.0 |
| DEF | Rams | DEF | 21.0 | |
| BN | L. Jackson | QB | BAL | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Moore | WR | CHI | 6.7 |
| BN | T. Allgeier | RB | ATL | 10.3 |
| BN | B. Bowers | TE | LV | 0.0 |
Jay Gruden's Degenerates (Bronchtein) — 86.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Hurts | QB | PHI | 19.6 |
| RB | I. Pacheco | RB | KC | 5.6 |
| RB | C. Brown | RB | CIN | 7.9 |
| WR | R. Doubs | WR | GB | 8.0 |
| WR | W. Robinson | WR | NYG | 17.4 |
| TE | H. Fannin | TE | CLE | 11.6 |
| R/W/T | T. Tucker | WR | LV | 9.5 |
| K | J. | K | arty | 5.0 |
| DEF | Bills | DEF | 2.0 | |
| BN | J. Jefferson | WR | MIN | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Brown | WR | JAX | 3.0 |
| BN | J. Williams | WR | DET | 15.6 |
| BN | J. Mason | RB | MIN | 0.0 |
Week 7: Skatt Porn 149.0 – 64.4 Emeka Egbukake
(W)
vs 
Foote
Skatt Porn (Becker-Parton) — 149.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Stafford | QB | LAR | 27.4 |
| RB | C. McCaffrey | RB | SF | 35.6 |
| RB | J. Croskey-Merritt | RB | WAS | 3.7 |
| WR | K. Allen | WR | LAC | 23.4 |
| WR | D. Adams | WR | LAR | 24.0 |
| TE | Z. Ertz | TE | WAS | 11.2 |
| R/W/T | D. Moore | WR | CHI | 6.7 |
| K | D. Carlson | K | LV | 0.0 |
| DEF | Panthers | DEF | 17.0 | |
| BN | L. Jackson | QB | BAL | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Samuel | WR | WAS | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Allgeier | RB | ATL | 1.6 |
| BN | B. Bowers | TE | LV | 0.0 |
Emeka Egbukake (Foote) — 64.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. Williams | QB | CHI | 3.7 |
| RB | A. | K | amara | 4.4 |
| RB | K. Gainwell | RB | PIT | 2.5 |
| WR | A. Brown | WR | PHI | 26.1 |
| WR | P. Nacua | WR | LAR | 0.0 |
| TE | E. Engram | TE | DEN | 6.7 |
| R/W/T | R. Shaheed | WR | SEA | 6.0 |
| K | W. Lutz | K | DEN | 5.0 |
| DEF | 49ers | DEF | 10.0 | |
| BN | A. Jones | RB | MIN | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Hill | RB | BAL | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Burrow | QB | CIN | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Odunze | WR | CHI | 4.1 |
Week 8: Skatt Porn 67.8 – 104.0 Warren Commission Coverup
(L)
vs 
Wright
Skatt Porn (Becker-Parton) — 67.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. Stroud | QB | HOU | 20.7 |
| RB | C. McCaffrey | RB | SF | 8.3 |
| RB | J. Croskey-Merritt | RB | WAS | 2.5 |
| WR | K. Allen | WR | LAC | 6.4 |
| WR | D. Samuel | WR | WAS | 2.7 |
| TE | Z. Ertz | TE | WAS | 3.6 |
| R/W/T | D. Moore | WR | CHI | 9.6 |
| K | J. Elliott | K | PHI | 8.0 |
| DEF | Ravens | DEF | 6.0 | |
| BN | D. Adams | WR | LAR | 0.0 |
| BN | L. Jackson | QB | BAL | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Allgeier | RB | ATL | 8.4 |
| BN | B. Bowers | TE | LV | 0.0 |
Warren Commission Coverup (Wright) — 104.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Rodgers | QB | PIT | 16.8 |
| RB | S. Barkley | RB | PHI | 31.4 |
| RB | J. Warren | RB | PIT | 8.3 |
| WR | T. McLaurin | WR | WAS | 12.9 |
| WR | M. Pittman | WR | IND | 19.5 |
| TE | J. Ferguson | TE | DAL | 0.0 |
| R/W/T | R. White | RB | TB | 7.1 |
| K | M. Gay | K | 0.0 | |
| DEF | Broncos | DEF | 8.0 | |
| BN | G. | K | ittle | 12.3 |
| BN | K. Murray | QB | ARI | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Thomas | WR | JAX | 0.0 |
| BN | X. Worthy | WR | KC | 7.8 |
Week 9: Skatt Porn 153.8 – 116.6 Throwing Jaxson Tongue Darts
(W)
vs 
Waxman
Skatt Porn (Becker-Parton) — 153.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | L. Jackson | QB | BAL | 25.6 |
| RB | C. McCaffrey | RB | SF | 31.8 |
| RB | J. Croskey-Merritt | RB | WAS | 4.6 |
| WR | K. Allen | WR | LAC | 5.1 |
| WR | D. Adams | WR | LAR | 20.5 |
| TE | B. Bowers | TE | LV | 37.3 |
| R/W/T | D. Samuel | WR | WAS | 6.9 |
| K | J. | K | arty | 3.0 |
| DEF | Ravens | DEF | 19.0 | |
| BN | Z. Ertz | TE | WAS | 6.6 |
| BN | D. Moore | WR | CHI | 21.0 |
| BN | T. Allgeier | RB | ATL | 0.6 |
| BN | C. Stroud | QB | HOU | 4.4 |
Throwing Jaxson Tongue Darts (Waxman) — 116.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | B. Nix | QB | DEN | 17.5 |
| RB | J. Williams | RB | DAL | 6.8 |
| RB | J. Gibbs | RB | DET | 4.3 |
| WR | J. Waddle | WR | MIA | 11.2 |
| WR | D. London | WR | ATL | 34.3 |
| TE | T. McBride | TE | ARI | 14.0 |
| R/W/T | C. Sutton | WR | DEN | 9.5 |
| K | E. Pineiro | K | SF | 12.0 |
| DEF | Chargers | DEF | 7.0 | |
| BN | J. Fields | QB | NYJ | 0.0 |
| BN | C. Otton | TE | TB | 0.0 |
| BN | T. McMillan | WR | CAR | 6.6 |
| BN | W. Marks | RB | HOU | 2.7 |
Week 10: Skatt Porn 77.9 – 95.1 Hot Chubb Time Machine
(L)
vs 
Faust
Skatt Porn (Becker-Parton) — 77.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | L. Jackson | QB | BAL | 16.6 |
| RB | C. McCaffrey | RB | SF | 13.6 |
| RB | J. Croskey-Merritt | RB | WAS | 3.0 |
| WR | D. Adams | WR | LAR | 16.7 |
| WR | D. Samuel | WR | WAS | 10.9 |
| TE | B. Bowers | TE | LV | 3.2 |
| R/W/T | K. Allen | WR | LAC | 2.9 |
| K | C. Santos | K | CHI | 6.0 |
| DEF | Browns | DEF | 5.0 | |
| BN | D. Moore | WR | CHI | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Allgeier | RB | ATL | 17.7 |
| BN | C. Stroud | QB | HOU | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Johnson | TE | NYG | 11.0 |
Hot Chubb Time Machine (Faust) — 95.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Allen | QB | BUF | 18.3 |
| RB | T. Etienne | RB | JAX | 14.7 |
| RB | K. Vidal | RB | LAC | 17.3 |
| WR | D. Metcalf | WR | PIT | 5.0 |
| WR | A. Pierce | WR | IND | 16.4 |
| TE | M. Andrews | TE | BAL | 8.9 |
| R/W/T | K. Walker | RB | SEA | 7.5 |
| K | C. McLaughlin | K | TB | 5.0 |
| DEF | Lions | DEF | 2.0 | |
| BN | T. | K | elce | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Chase | WR | CIN | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Davis | RB | BUF | 0.3 |
| BN | K. Monangai | RB | CHI | 8.8 |
Week 11: Skatt Porn 109.7 – 123.2 Jauan me to eat your butt
(L)
vs 
Valenzuela
Skatt Porn (Becker-Parton) — 109.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | L. Jackson | QB | BAL | 2.7 |
| RB | C. McCaffrey | RB | SF | 32.6 |
| RB | T. Allgeier | RB | ATL | 8.6 |
| WR | D. Adams | WR | LAR | 6.6 |
| WR | D. Samuel | WR | WAS | 17.2 |
| TE | B. Bowers | TE | LV | 10.7 |
| R/W/T | K. Allen | WR | LAC | 7.3 |
| K | C. Santos | K | CHI | 15.0 |
| DEF | Packers | DEF | 9.0 | |
| BN | D. Moore | WR | CHI | 2.6 |
| BN | C. Stroud | QB | HOU | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Johnson | TE | NYG | 5.1 |
| BN | J. Croskey-Merritt | RB | WAS | 3.8 |
Jauan me to eat your butt (Valenzuela) — 123.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Prescott | QB | DAL | 24.3 |
| RB | S. Barkley | RB | PHI | 9.5 |
| RB | T. Henderson | RB | NE | 29.8 |
| WR | G. Pickens | WR | DAL | 24.9 |
| WR | E. Egbuka | WR | TB | 6.5 |
| TE | G. | K | ittle | 21.7 |
| R/W/T | R. Pearsall | WR | SF | 0.5 |
| K | H. Butker | K | KC | 6.0 |
| DEF | --empty-- | DEF | 0.0 | |
| BN | M. Stafford | QB | LAR | 13.2 |
| BN | T. Bigsby | RB | PHI | 3.4 |
| BN | S. Tucker | RB | TB | 33.0 |
| BN | T. Franklin | WR | DEN | 10.4 |
| BN | T. Benson | RB | ARI | 0.0 |
Week 12: Skatt Porn 129.7 – 86.4 Jeanty Abortion
(W)
vs 
Freundlich
Skatt Porn (Becker-Parton) — 129.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | L. Jackson | QB | BAL | 7.2 |
| RB | C. McCaffrey | RB | SF | 23.7 |
| RB | E. Wilson | RB | GB | 25.5 |
| WR | D. Adams | WR | LAR | 20.7 |
| WR | D. Moore | WR | CHI | 20.9 |
| TE | B. Bowers | TE | LV | 8.5 |
| R/W/T | T. Johnson | TE | NYG | 9.2 |
| K | C. Santos | K | CHI | 7.0 |
| DEF | Raiders | DEF | 7.0 | |
| BN | K. Allen | WR | LAC | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Samuel | WR | WAS | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Allgeier | RB | ATL | 5.4 |
| BN | J. Croskey-Merritt | RB | WAS | 0.0 |
Jeanty Abortion (Freundlich) — 86.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Lawrence | QB | JAX | 14.1 |
| RB | J. Taylor | RB | IND | 7.6 |
| RB | J. Cook | RB | BUF | 20.4 |
| WR | D. Slayton | WR | NYG | 2.8 |
| WR | C. Watson | WR | GB | 7.4 |
| TE | C. Loveland | TE | CHI | 12.9 |
| R/W/T | D. Montgomery | RB | DET | 5.2 |
| K | J. Bates | K | DET | 12.0 |
| DEF | Seahawks | DEF | 4.0 | |
| BN | C. Godwin | WR | TB | 1.9 |
| BN | D. Singletary | RB | NYG | 4.7 |
| BN | Q. Johnston | WR | LAC | 0.0 |
| BN | O. Gadsden | TE | LAC | 0.0 |
Week 13: Skatt Porn 95.0 – 101.4 Ja'Marr Ja'Merrier
(L)
vs 
Ballard
Skatt Porn (Becker-Parton) — 95.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | L. Jackson | QB | BAL | 5.5 |
| RB | C. McCaffrey | RB | SF | 15.4 |
| RB | E. Wilson | RB | GB | 1.4 |
| WR | D. Adams | WR | LAR | 19.8 |
| WR | D. Samuel | WR | WAS | 8.6 |
| TE | B. Bowers | TE | LV | 20.3 |
| R/W/T | K. Allen | WR | LAC | 5.0 |
| K | C. Santos | K | CHI | 6.0 |
| DEF | Patriots | DEF | 13.0 | |
| BN | D. Moore | WR | CHI | 3.7 |
| BN | T. Allgeier | RB | ATL | 12.5 |
| BN | T. Johnson | TE | NYG | 4.4 |
| BN | J. Croskey-Merritt | RB | WAS | 2.0 |
Ja'Marr Ja'Merrier (Ballard) — 101.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | B. Mayfield | QB | TB | 14.5 |
| RB | D. Henry | RB | BAL | 16.9 |
| RB | J. Jacobs | RB | GB | 9.6 |
| WR | S. Diggs | WR | NE | 4.1 |
| WR | D. Smith | WR | PHI | 7.3 |
| TE | J. Johnson | TE | NO | 6.4 |
| R/W/T | B. Hall | RB | NYJ | 14.6 |
| K | B. Aubrey | K | DAL | 11.0 |
| DEF | Bills | DEF | 17.0 | |
| BN | K. Hunt | RB | KC | 8.5 |
| BN | M. Harrison | WR | ARI | 9.9 |
| BN | M. Golden | WR | GB | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Taylor | TE | NYJ | 3.1 |
Week 14: Skatt Porn 66.3 – 124.0 Hot Chubb Time Machine
(L)
vs Faust
Skatt Porn (Becker-Parton) — 66.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | L. Jackson | QB | BAL | 20.1 |
| RB | T. Allgeier | RB | ATL | 7.7 |
| RB | J. Croskey-Merritt | RB | WAS | 3.2 |
| WR | D. Adams | WR | LAR | 4.9 |
| WR | D. Samuel | WR | WAS | 4.7 |
| TE | B. Bowers | TE | LV | 12.6 |
| R/W/T | D. Moore | WR | CHI | 0.1 |
| K | C. Santos | K | CHI | 7.0 |
| DEF | Rams | DEF | 6.0 | |
| BN | K. Allen | WR | LAC | 3.7 |
| BN | C. McCaffrey | RB | SF | 0.0 |
| BN | E. Wilson | RB | GB | 1.0 |
| BN | T. Johnson | TE | NYG | 0.0 |
Hot Chubb Time Machine (Faust) — 124.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Allen | QB | BUF | 37.8 |
| RB | T. Etienne | RB | JAX | 20.7 |
| RB | K. Vidal | RB | LAC | 10.9 |
| WR | D. Metcalf | WR | PIT | 18.3 |
| WR | J. Chase | WR | CIN | 7.7 |
| TE | T. | K | elce | 1.3 |
| R/W/T | K. Walker | RB | SEA | 3.3 |
| K | C. McLaughlin | K | TB | 8.0 |
| DEF | Lions | DEF | 16.0 | |
| BN | D. Watson | QB | CLE | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Pierce | WR | IND | 10.5 |
| BN | B. | K | night | 4.9 |
| BN | M. Wilson | WR | ARI | 31.7 |
Week 16: Skatt Porn 77.2 – 102.5 Jay Gruden's Degenerates
(L)
vs Bronchtein PLAYOFF
Skatt Porn (Becker-Parton) — 77.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | L. Jackson | QB | BAL | 4.7 |
| RB | T. Allgeier | RB | ATL | 7.8 |
| RB | J. Croskey-Merritt | RB | WAS | 8.5 |
| WR | D. Adams | WR | LAR | 0.0 |
| WR | D. Samuel | WR | WAS | 5.0 |
| TE | B. Bowers | TE | LV | 11.8 |
| R/W/T | D. Moore | WR | CHI | 19.4 |
| K | C. Santos | K | CHI | 12.0 |
| DEF | Rams | DEF | 8.0 | |
| BN | K. Allen | WR | LAC | 6.9 |
| BN | C. McCaffrey | RB | SF | 29.6 |
| BN | E. Wilson | RB | GB | 8.2 |
| BN | T. Johnson | TE | NYG | 0.0 |
Jay Gruden's Degenerates (Bronchtein) — 102.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Hurts | QB | PHI | 19.4 |
| RB | I. Pacheco | RB | KC | 10.5 |
| RB | C. Brown | RB | CIN | 30.9 |
| WR | J. Jefferson | WR | MIN | 11.5 |
| WR | W. Robinson | WR | NYG | 3.7 |
| TE | Z. Ertz | TE | WAS | 0.0 |
| R/W/T | J. Williams | WR | DET | 9.5 |
| K | T. Loop | K | BAL | 6.0 |
| DEF | Ravens | DEF | 11.0 | |
| BN | R. Doubs | WR | GB | 16.9 |
| BN | J. Mason | RB | MIN | 1.6 |
| BN | P. Washington | WR | JAX | 23.5 |
| BN | D. Neal | RB | NO | 0.0 |
Week 17: Skatt Porn 76.4 – 66.7 Balls Deeper
(W)
vs Sohl PLAYOFF
Skatt Porn (Becker-Parton) — 76.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | L. Jackson | QB | BAL | 0.0 |
| RB | C. McCaffrey | RB | SF | 26.1 |
| RB | J. Croskey-Merritt | RB | WAS | 22.5 |
| WR | D. Moore | WR | CHI | 1.2 |
| WR | D. Samuel | WR | WAS | 10.3 |
| TE | B. Bowers | TE | LV | 0.0 |
| R/W/T | T. Allgeier | RB | ATL | 2.3 |
| K | C. Santos | K | CHI | 8.0 |
| DEF | Rams | DEF | 6.0 | |
| BN | K. Allen | WR | LAC | 2.2 |
| BN | D. Adams | WR | LAR | 0.0 |
| BN | E. Wilson | RB | GB | 2.9 |
| BN | T. Johnson | TE | NYG | 0.0 |
Balls Deeper (Sohl) — 66.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | P. Mahomes | QB | KC | 0.0 |
| RB | Z. Charbonnet | RB | SEA | 25.2 |
| RB | T. Tracy | RB | NYG | 6.2 |
| WR | J. Meyers | WR | JAX | 4.9 |
| WR | C. Dike | WR | TEN | 8.2 |
| TE | D. Goedert | TE | PHI | 8.3 |
| R/W/T | T. Johnson | WR | TB | 2.9 |
| K | C. Boswell | K | PIT | 6.0 |
| DEF | Bears | DEF | 5.0 | |
| BN | M. Mariota | QB | WAS | 0.0 |
| BN | S. LaPorta | TE | DET | 0.0 |
| BN | K. Miller | RB | NO | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Tuten | RB | JAX | 0.0 |