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Bronchtein — 2025

Jay Gruden's Degenerates · Record: 4-10 ยท PPG: 87.4 · 14 reg season + 3 playoff weeks

Week 1: Jay Gruden's Degenerates 83.697.3 Warren Commission Coverup (L) vs Wright

Jay Gruden's Degenerates (Bronchtein) — 83.6 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Hurts QB PHI 24.3
RB I. Pacheco RB KC 3.8
RB C. Brown RB CIN 12.1
WR J. Jefferson WR MIN 12.8
WR J. Williams WR DET 4.6
TE M. Andrews TE BAL 1.0
R/W/T J. Mason RB MIN 8.0
K K. Fairbairn K HOU 13.0
DEF Bills DEF 4.0
BN C. Godwin WR TB 0.0
BN R. Bateman WR BAL 2.0
BN X. Legette WR CAR 2.5
BN T. Harris WR LAC 1.6

Warren Commission Coverup (Wright) — 97.3 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB K. Murray QB ARI 18.3
RB S. Barkley RB PHI 16.4
RB J. Warren RB PIT 12.9
WR B. Thomas WR JAX 8.5
WR X. Worthy WR KC 0.0
TE G. K ittle 10.5
R/W/T T. McLaurin WR WAS 3.7
K W. Reichard K MIN 9.0
DEF Broncos DEF 18.0
BN A. Ekeler RB WAS 7.2
BN M. Pittman WR IND 17.0
BN R. White RB TB 2.1
BN J. Downs WR IND 2.2
Week 2: Jay Gruden's Degenerates 80.563.4 Balls Deeper (W) vs Sohl

Jay Gruden's Degenerates (Bronchtein) — 80.5 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Hurts QB PHI 11.5
RB I. Pacheco RB KC 3.4
RB C. Brown RB CIN 7.5
WR J. Jefferson WR MIN 9.6
WR J. Williams WR DET 17.8
TE M. Andrews TE BAL 0.9
R/W/T J. Mason RB MIN 4.8
K K. Fairbairn K HOU 9.0
DEF Bills DEF 16.0
BN C. Godwin WR TB 0.0
BN X. Legette WR CAR 0.3
BN H. Fannin TE CLE 7.3
BN T. Harris WR LAC 4.4

Balls Deeper (Sohl) — 63.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB P. Mahomes QB KC 21.1
RB Z. Charbonnet RB SEA 1.0
RB T. Tracy RB NYG 7.1
WR G. Wilson WR NYJ 7.0
WR T. Hunter WR JAX 3.7
TE S. LaPorta TE DET 4.1
R/W/T B. Tuten RB JAX 14.4
K C. Boswell K PIT 9.0
DEF Bears DEF -4.0
BN D. Prescott QB DAL 21.1
BN D. Goedert TE PHI 0.0
BN J. McLaughlin RB DEN 0.0
BN L. McCaffrey WR WAS 4.4
Week 3: Jay Gruden's Degenerates 85.0140.4 Throwing Jaxson Tongue Darts (L) vs Waxman

Jay Gruden's Degenerates (Bronchtein) — 85.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Hurts QB PHI 29.0
RB J. Mason RB MIN 23.6
RB C. Brown RB CIN 4.0
WR J. Jefferson WR MIN 10.0
WR W. Robinson WR NYG 3.1
TE H. Fannin TE CLE 4.0
R/W/T J. Williams WR DET 5.3
K K. Fairbairn K HOU 4.0
DEF Bills DEF 2.0
BN C. Godwin WR TB 0.0
BN D. Brown WR JAX 1.7
BN I. Pacheco RB KC 5.3
BN T. Harris WR LAC 0.0

Throwing Jaxson Tongue Darts (Waxman) — 140.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB B. Nix QB DEN 13.4
RB J. Williams RB DAL 9.7
RB J. Gibbs RB DET 24.4
WR C. Sutton WR DEN 20.8
WR D. London WR ATL 8.0
TE T. McBride TE ARI 12.8
R/W/T T. McMillan WR CAR 6.3
K C. Little K JAX 5.0
DEF Vikings DEF 40.0
BN N. Chubb RB HOU 5.5
BN J. Waddle WR MIA 12.4
BN J. Palmer WR BUF 1.0
BN T. Bigsby RB PHI 0.0
Week 4: Jay Gruden's Degenerates 81.4100.1 Tua Girls One Kupp (L) vs Kassel

Jay Gruden's Degenerates (Bronchtein) — 81.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Hurts QB PHI 19.4
RB J. Mason RB MIN 8.7
RB C. Brown RB CIN 8.6
WR J. Jefferson WR MIN 17.6
WR W. Robinson WR NYG 2.9
TE H. Fannin TE CLE 3.5
R/W/T J. Williams WR DET 4.7
K K. Fairbairn K HOU 8.0
DEF Bills DEF 8.0
BN C. Godwin WR TB 4.1
BN D. Brown WR JAX 0.0
BN I. Pacheco RB KC 11.8
BN T. Tucker WR LV 3.2

Tua Girls One Kupp (Kassel) — 100.1 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Goff QB DET 11.7
RB C. Hubbard RB CAR 8.4
RB B. Irving RB TB 23.0
WR C. K irk 3.5
WR T. Higgins WR CIN 4.7
TE T. Warren TE IND 15.8
R/W/T J. Dobbins RB DEN 11.0
K D. Carlson K LV 6.0
DEF Eagles DEF 16.0
BN D. Mooney WR ATL 2.0
BN C. Lamb WR DAL 0.0
BN R. Dowdle RB CAR 3.5
BN R. Rice WR KC 0.0
Week 5: Jay Gruden's Degenerates 99.2117.0 Jauan me to eat your butt (L) vs Valenzuela

Jay Gruden's Degenerates (Bronchtein) — 99.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Hurts QB PHI 19.5
RB J. Mason RB MIN 11.1
RB C. Brown RB CIN 8.3
WR J. Jefferson WR MIN 15.8
WR W. Robinson WR NYG 5.7
TE H. Fannin TE CLE 9.3
R/W/T J. Williams WR DET 1.5
K K. Fairbairn K HOU 18.0
DEF Bills DEF 10.0
BN C. Godwin WR TB 4.1
BN D. Brown WR JAX 2.5
BN I. Pacheco RB KC 7.1
BN T. Tucker WR LV 9.1

Jauan me to eat your butt (Valenzuela) — 117.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Daniels QB WAS 17.1
RB A. Jeanty RB LV 13.4
RB T. Henderson RB NE 3.7
WR N. Collins WR HOU 14.0
WR G. Pickens WR DAL 12.7
TE D. Waller TE MIA 16.3
R/W/T E. Egbuka WR TB 27.8
K C. Ryland K ARI 3.0
DEF Cardinals DEF 9.0
BN T. K raft 0.0
BN T. Benson RB ARI 0.0
BN R. Pearsall WR SF 0.0
BN Packers DEF 0.0
Week 6: Jay Gruden's Degenerates 86.693.5 Skatt Porn (L) vs Becker-Parton

Jay Gruden's Degenerates (Bronchtein) — 86.6 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Hurts QB PHI 19.6
RB I. Pacheco RB KC 5.6
RB C. Brown RB CIN 7.9
WR R. Doubs WR GB 8.0
WR W. Robinson WR NYG 17.4
TE H. Fannin TE CLE 11.6
R/W/T T. Tucker WR LV 9.5
K J. K arty 5.0
DEF Bills DEF 2.0
BN J. Jefferson WR MIN 0.0
BN D. Brown WR JAX 3.0
BN J. Williams WR DET 15.6
BN J. Mason RB MIN 0.0

Skatt Porn (Becker-Parton) — 93.5 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Stafford QB LAR 9.3
RB C. McCaffrey RB SF 20.6
RB J. Croskey-Merritt RB WAS 5.3
WR D. Adams WR LAR 5.9
WR D. Samuel WR WAS 3.4
TE Z. Ertz TE WAS 13.3
R/W/T K. Allen WR LAC 4.7
K D. Carlson K LV 10.0
DEF Rams DEF 21.0
BN L. Jackson QB BAL 0.0
BN D. Moore WR CHI 6.7
BN T. Allgeier RB ATL 10.3
BN B. Bowers TE LV 0.0
Week 7: Jay Gruden's Degenerates 82.2101.0 Hot Chubb Time Machine (L) vs Faust

Jay Gruden's Degenerates (Bronchtein) — 82.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Hurts QB PHI 24.0
RB J. Mason RB MIN 11.7
RB C. Brown RB CIN 11.0
WR J. Jefferson WR MIN 10.4
WR W. Robinson WR NYG 12.5
TE H. Fannin TE CLE 5.6
R/W/T J. Williams WR DET 0.0
K J. K arty 5.0
DEF Dolphins DEF 2.0
BN D. Brown WR JAX 6.0
BN R. Doubs WR GB 10.2
BN I. Pacheco RB KC 11.9
BN T. Tucker WR LV 5.8

Hot Chubb Time Machine (Faust) — 101.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Lawrence QB JAX 17.6
RB T. Etienne RB JAX 6.0
RB K. Vidal RB LAC 5.5
WR D. Metcalf WR PIT 6.5
WR J. Chase WR CIN 30.1
TE T. K elce 6.9
R/W/T K. Bourne WR SF 2.4
K H. Butker K KC 7.0
DEF Patriots DEF 19.0
BN J. Allen QB BUF 0.0
BN M. Carter RB ARI 4.6
BN K. Walker RB SEA 6.6
BN E. Ayomanor WR TEN 3.9
Week 8: Jay Gruden's Degenerates 110.0122.1 Ja'Marr Ja'Merrier (L) vs Ballard

Jay Gruden's Degenerates (Bronchtein) — 110.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Hurts QB PHI 25.4
RB J. Mason RB MIN 1.1
RB C. Brown RB CIN 24.0
WR J. Jefferson WR MIN 10.9
WR W. Robinson WR NYG 6.3
TE H. Fannin TE CLE 15.4
R/W/T R. Doubs WR GB 7.9
K T. Loop K BAL 12.0
DEF Dolphins DEF 7.0
BN D. Brown WR JAX 0.0
BN J. Williams WR DET 0.0
BN I. Pacheco RB KC 5.8
BN T. Tucker WR LV 0.0

Ja'Marr Ja'Merrier (Ballard) — 122.1 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB B. Mayfield QB TB 4.1
RB D. Henry RB BAL 19.1
RB J. Jacobs RB GB 12.0
WR S. Diggs WR NE 8.9
WR D. Smith WR PHI 11.4
TE J. Johnson TE NO 7.8
R/W/T B. Hall RB NYJ 31.9
K B. Aubrey K DAL 6.0
DEF Bills DEF 21.0
BN K. Hunt RB KC 16.7
BN J. Jeudy WR CLE 0.0
BN M. Harrison WR ARI 0.0
BN M. Golden WR GB 1.9
Week 9: Jay Gruden's Degenerates 91.190.8 Release the Epenesa Files (W) vs Baumann

Jay Gruden's Degenerates (Bronchtein) — 91.1 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB G. Smith QB LV 25.3
RB J. Mason RB MIN 4.2
RB C. Brown RB CIN 15.2
WR J. Jefferson WR MIN 13.7
WR W. Robinson WR NYG 9.1
TE J. Smith TE PIT 4.0
R/W/T J. Williams WR DET 14.6
K T. Loop K BAL 4.0
DEF Dolphins DEF 1.0
BN J. Hurts QB PHI 0.0
BN R. Doubs WR GB 12.6
BN I. Pacheco RB KC 0.0
BN T. Tucker WR LV 5.3

Release the Epenesa Files (Baumann) — 90.8 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB D. Maye QB NE 15.4
RB K. Williams RB LAR 17.4
RB B. Robinson RB ATL 13.6
WR K. Shakir WR BUF 7.8
WR L. McConkey WR LAC 7.6
TE K. Pitts TE ATL 5.8
R/W/T C. Olave WR NO 7.2
K E. McPherson K CIN 10.0
DEF Texans DEF 6.0
BN D. Njoku TE CLE 0.0
BN N. Chubb RB HOU 3.4
BN J. Love QB GB 8.0
BN K. Boutte WR NE 0.0
Week 10: Jay Gruden's Degenerates 92.153.7 Sildenafil Bill (W) vs Banys

Jay Gruden's Degenerates (Bronchtein) — 92.1 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB G. Smith QB LV 3.4
RB J. Mason RB MIN 3.6
RB E. Demercado RB ARI 11.9
WR J. Jefferson WR MIN 5.7
WR W. Robinson WR NYG 9.2
TE Z. Ertz TE WAS 7.4
R/W/T J. Williams WR DET 20.9
K T. Loop K BAL 13.0
DEF Dolphins DEF 17.0
BN J. Hurts QB PHI 12.0
BN R. Doubs WR GB 1.0
BN I. Pacheco RB KC 0.0
BN C. Brown RB CIN 0.0

Sildenafil Bill (Banys) — 53.7 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Herbert QB LAC 14.7
RB T. Spears RB TEN 0.0
RB R. Harvey RB DEN 2.8
WR Z. Flowers WR BAL 10.1
WR J. Addison WR MIN 5.0
TE H. Henry TE NE 1.4
R/W/T J. Higgins WR HOU 12.7
K W. Reichard K MIN 7.0
DEF Chiefs DEF 0.0
BN D. Swift RB CHI 12.3
BN B. Aiyuk WR 0.0
BN Q. Judkins RB CLE 9.5
BN O. Hampton RB LAC 0.0
Week 11: Jay Gruden's Degenerates 93.3109.0 Let Njigba Know (L) vs P. Waxman

Jay Gruden's Degenerates (Bronchtein) — 93.3 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Hurts QB PHI 14.5
RB C. Brown RB CIN 15.7
RB E. Demercado RB ARI 3.0
WR J. Jefferson WR MIN 8.6
WR W. Robinson WR NYG 5.6
TE Z. Ertz TE WAS 6.2
R/W/T J. Williams WR DET 17.7
K T. Loop K BAL 11.0
DEF Ravens DEF 11.0
BN R. Doubs WR GB 7.3
BN I. Pacheco RB KC 0.0
BN J. Mason RB MIN 10.5
BN P. Washington WR JAX 3.0

Let Njigba Know (P. Waxman) — 109.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB B. Purdy QB SF 19.3
RB T. Pollard RB TEN 4.1
RB D. Achane RB MIA 19.0
WR A. St. Brown WR DET 5.2
WR J. Smith-Njigba WR SEA 16.1
TE H. Fannin TE CLE 3.6
R/W/T T. Tucker WR LV 12.7
K C. Dicker K LAC 6.0
DEF Steelers DEF 23.0
BN D. Jones QB IND 0.0
BN T. Hockenson TE MIN 5.4
BN K. Coleman WR BUF 0.0
BN T. Johnson WR TB 1.1
Week 12: Jay Gruden's Degenerates 107.470.4 Emeka Egbukake (W) vs Foote

Jay Gruden's Degenerates (Bronchtein) — 107.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Hurts QB PHI 30.9
RB J. Mason RB MIN 4.2
RB C. Brown RB CIN 14.0
WR J. Jefferson WR MIN 6.8
WR J. Williams WR DET 0.0
TE N. Fant TE CIN 1.4
R/W/T W. Robinson WR NYG 26.1
K T. Loop K BAL 11.0
DEF Ravens DEF 13.0
BN Z. Ertz TE WAS 0.0
BN R. Doubs WR GB 3.3
BN I. Pacheco RB KC 0.0
BN P. Washington WR JAX 15.6

Emeka Egbukake (Foote) — 70.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB C. Williams QB CHI 21.7
RB A. K amara 2.5
RB K. Gainwell RB PIT 15.2
WR P. Nacua WR LAR 13.2
WR R. Odunze WR CHI 6.8
TE E. Engram TE DEN 0.0
R/W/T J. Hill RB BAL 0.0
K W. Lutz K DEN 0.0
DEF 49ers DEF 11.0
BN A. Jones RB MIN 7.2
BN A. Brown WR PHI 21.0
BN J. Burrow QB CIN 0.0
BN R. Shaheed WR SEA 0.5
Week 13: Jay Gruden's Degenerates 87.7131.2 Jeanty Abortion (L) vs Freundlich

Jay Gruden's Degenerates (Bronchtein) — 87.7 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Hurts QB PHI 15.3
RB I. Pacheco RB KC 4.3
RB C. Brown RB CIN 14.8
WR J. Jefferson WR MIN 1.4
WR W. Robinson WR NYG 6.9
TE Z. Ertz TE WAS 15.6
R/W/T J. Williams WR DET 23.4
K T. Loop K BAL 2.0
DEF Ravens DEF 4.0
BN R. Doubs WR GB 10.0
BN J. Mason RB MIN 5.3
BN P. Washington WR JAX 3.1
BN D. Neal RB NO 8.4

Jeanty Abortion (Freundlich) — 131.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Lawrence QB JAX 21.7
RB J. Taylor RB IND 13.6
RB J. Cook RB BUF 17.2
WR C. Watson WR GB 16.3
WR Q. Johnston WR LAC 9.8
TE O. Gadsden TE LAC 3.2
R/W/T X. Worthy WR KC 9.4
K J. Bates K DET 6.0
DEF Seahawks DEF 34.0
BN C. Godwin WR TB 9.3
BN T. Johnson RB BUF 4.0
BN D. Montgomery RB DET 11.8
BN D. Slayton WR NYG 13.1
Week 14: Jay Gruden's Degenerates 42.9105.6 Let Njigba Know (L) vs P. Waxman

Jay Gruden's Degenerates (Bronchtein) — 42.9 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Hurts QB PHI -3.6
RB I. Pacheco RB KC 3.0
RB C. Brown RB CIN 17.0
WR J. Jefferson WR MIN 2.1
WR W. Robinson WR NYG 0.0
TE Z. Ertz TE WAS 1.6
R/W/T J. Williams WR DET 13.8
K T. Loop K BAL 9.0
DEF Ravens DEF 0.0
BN R. Doubs WR GB 0.0
BN J. Mason RB MIN 11.2
BN P. Washington WR JAX 0.0
BN D. Neal RB NO 14.9

Let Njigba Know (P. Waxman) — 105.6 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB D. Jones QB IND -0.2
RB D. Achane RB MIA 17.0
RB C. Rodriguez RB WAS 5.2
WR A. St. Brown WR DET 12.2
WR J. Smith-Njigba WR SEA 24.6
TE H. Fannin TE CLE 21.4
R/W/T T. Tucker WR LV 3.4
K C. Dicker K LAC 18.0
DEF Steelers DEF 4.0
BN T. Hockenson TE MIN 8.2
BN T. Pollard RB TEN 28.1
BN B. Purdy QB SF 0.0
BN B. Corum RB LAR 25.6
Week 15: Jay Gruden's Degenerates 108.568.6 Sildenafil Bill (W) vs Banys PLAYOFF

Jay Gruden's Degenerates (Bronchtein) — 108.5 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Hurts QB PHI 22.9
RB I. Pacheco RB KC 2.1
RB C. Brown RB CIN 12.5
WR J. Jefferson WR MIN 3.2
WR W. Robinson WR NYG 13.9
TE Z. Ertz TE WAS 0.0
R/W/T J. Williams WR DET 22.9
K T. Loop K BAL 6.0
DEF Ravens DEF 25.0
BN R. Doubs WR GB 4.6
BN J. Mason RB MIN 2.9
BN P. Washington WR JAX 6.8
BN D. Neal RB NO 9.7

Sildenafil Bill (Banys) — 68.6 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Herbert QB LAC 9.4
RB T. Spears RB TEN 4.6
RB R. Harvey RB DEN 10.5
WR Z. Flowers WR BAL 14.3
WR J. Addison WR MIN 7.6
TE H. Henry TE NE 2.3
R/W/T J. Higgins WR HOU 0.9
K W. Reichard K MIN 12.0
DEF Chiefs DEF 7.0
BN D. Swift RB CHI 22.1
BN B. Aiyuk WR 0.0
BN Q. Judkins RB CLE 3.2
BN O. Hampton RB LAC 7.0
Week 16: Jay Gruden's Degenerates 102.577.2 Skatt Porn (W) vs Becker-Parton PLAYOFF

Jay Gruden's Degenerates (Bronchtein) — 102.5 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Hurts QB PHI 19.4
RB I. Pacheco RB KC 10.5
RB C. Brown RB CIN 30.9
WR J. Jefferson WR MIN 11.5
WR W. Robinson WR NYG 3.7
TE Z. Ertz TE WAS 0.0
R/W/T J. Williams WR DET 9.5
K T. Loop K BAL 6.0
DEF Ravens DEF 11.0
BN R. Doubs WR GB 16.9
BN J. Mason RB MIN 1.6
BN P. Washington WR JAX 23.5
BN D. Neal RB NO 0.0

Skatt Porn (Becker-Parton) — 77.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB L. Jackson QB BAL 4.7
RB T. Allgeier RB ATL 7.8
RB J. Croskey-Merritt RB WAS 8.5
WR D. Adams WR LAR 0.0
WR D. Samuel WR WAS 5.0
TE B. Bowers TE LV 11.8
R/W/T D. Moore WR CHI 19.4
K C. Santos K CHI 12.0
DEF Rams DEF 8.0
BN K. Allen WR LAC 6.9
BN C. McCaffrey RB SF 29.6
BN E. Wilson RB GB 8.2
BN T. Johnson TE NYG 0.0
Week 17: Jay Gruden's Degenerates 83.297.1 Hot Chubb Time Machine (L) vs Faust PLAYOFF

Jay Gruden's Degenerates (Bronchtein) — 83.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Hurts QB PHI 8.9
RB I. Pacheco RB KC 3.2
RB C. Brown RB CIN 27.6
WR J. Jefferson WR MIN 5.0
WR W. Robinson WR NYG 16.8
TE Z. Ertz TE WAS 0.0
R/W/T J. Williams WR DET 4.7
K T. Loop K BAL 11.0
DEF Ravens DEF 6.0
BN R. Doubs WR GB 7.7
BN J. Mason RB MIN 0.0
BN P. Washington WR JAX 15.0
BN D. Neal RB NO 0.0

Hot Chubb Time Machine (Faust) — 97.1 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Allen QB BUF 23.2
RB T. Etienne RB JAX 10.2
RB K. Walker RB SEA 6.7
WR J. Chase WR CIN 21.5
WR M. Wilson WR ARI 17.4
TE T. K elce 6.1
R/W/T A. Pierce WR IND 0.0
K C. McLaughlin K TB 5.0
DEF Lions DEF 7.0
BN D. Watson QB CLE 0.0
BN D. Metcalf WR PIT 0.0
BN B. K night 0.0
BN K. Vidal RB LAC 0.0