Norberg — 2012
Weak Left Nut · Record: 5-8 ยท PPG: 90.5 · 13 reg season + 2 playoff weeks
Week 1: Weak Left Nut 100.1 – 86.1 Colt McCoy and the 45's
(W)
vs
Wright
Weak Left Nut (Norberg) — 100.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Stafford | QB | DET | 12.5 |
| RB | B. Wells | RB | ARI | 1.4 |
| RB | A. Bradshaw | RB | NYG | 15.3 |
| WR | P. Garcon | WR | WAS | 16.9 |
| WR | M. Colston | WR | NO | 5.1 |
| WR | B. Lloyd | WR | NE | 6.9 |
| TE | R. Gronkowski | TE | NE | 12.0 |
| K | B. Cundiff | K | SF | 16.0 |
| DEF | Bears | DEF | 14.0 | |
| BN | M. Manningham | WR | SF | 2.9 |
| BN | J. Freeman | QB | TB | 10.8 |
| BN | B. Tate | RB | HOU | 2.8 |
| BN | L. Robinson | WR | JAX | 6.6 |
| BN | A. Boldin | WR | BAL | 12.6 |
| BN | M. Bush | RB | CHI | 16.2 |
Colt McCoy and the 45's (
Wright) — 86.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Vick | QB | PHI | 15.9 |
| RB | A. Foster | RB | HOU | 19.5 |
| RB | D. Martin | RB | TB | 11.8 |
| WR | P. Harvin | WR | MIN | 10.4 |
| WR | G. Jennings | WR | GB | 3.4 |
| WR | R. White | WR | ATL | 8.7 |
| TE | J. Cook | TE | TEN | 6.4 |
| K | D. Bailey | K | DAL | 6.0 |
| DEF | Giants | DEF | 4.0 | |
| BN | B. Green-Ellis | RB | CIN | 15.5 |
| BN | R. Wayne | WR | IND | 13.5 |
| BN | C. Palmer | QB | LV | 17.9 |
| BN | M. Floyd | WR | LAC | 12.6 |
| BN | M. Schaub | QB | HOU | 14.4 |
| BN | D. Brown | RB | IND | 10.8 |
Week 2: Weak Left Nut 52.4 – 108.1 Steve's Breaston Largements
(L)
vs
Baumann
Weak Left Nut (Norberg) — 52.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Stafford | QB | DET | 12.2 |
| RB | A. Bradshaw | RB | NYG | 1.6 |
| RB | M. Bush | RB | CHI | 5.4 |
| WR | P. Garcon | WR | WAS | 0.0 |
| WR | A. Boldin | WR | BAL | 0.7 |
| WR | B. Lloyd | WR | NE | 6.0 |
| TE | R. Gronkowski | TE | NE | 13.5 |
| K | B. Cundiff | K | SF | 4.0 |
| DEF | Bears | DEF | 9.0 | |
| BN | M. Manningham | WR | SF | 5.7 |
| BN | J. Freeman | QB | TB | 13.7 |
| BN | B. Wells | RB | ARI | 6.8 |
| BN | B. Tate | RB | HOU | 21.7 |
| BN | L. Robinson | WR | JAX | 4.9 |
| BN | M. Colston | WR | NO | 4.9 |
Steve's Breaston Largements (
Baumann) — 108.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Brees | QB | NO | 19.0 |
| RB | S. Jackson | RB | LAR | 5.8 |
| RB | R. Bush | RB | MIA | 31.7 |
| WR | D. Thomas | WR | DEN | 13.8 |
| WR | G. Little | WR | CLE | 11.7 |
| WR | A. Johnson | WR | HOU | 2.1 |
| TE | T. Gonzalez | TE | ATL | 13.0 |
| K | M. Prater | K | DEN | 3.0 |
| DEF | Steelers | DEF | 8.0 | |
| BN | S. Greene | RB | NYJ | 2.3 |
| BN | C. Benson | RB | GB | 11.6 |
| BN | F. Jackson | RB | BUF | 0.0 |
| BN | K. Smith | RB | DET | 7.0 |
| BN | M. Williams | WR | TB | 11.9 |
| BN | T. Richardson | RB | CLE | 26.5 |
Week 3: Weak Left Nut 74.3 – 110.6 CHROMED OUT PENIS
(L)
vs
Valenzuela
Weak Left Nut (Norberg) — 74.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Stafford | QB | DET | 18.3 |
| RB | A. Bradshaw | RB | NYG | 0.0 |
| RB | M. Bush | RB | CHI | 13.3 |
| WR | P. Garcon | WR | WAS | 0.0 |
| WR | A. Boldin | WR | BAL | 4.8 |
| WR | B. Lloyd | WR | NE | 10.8 |
| TE | R. Gronkowski | TE | NE | 2.1 |
| K | S. Hauschka | K | SEA | 2.0 |
| DEF | Bears | DEF | 23.0 | |
| BN | M. Manningham | WR | SF | 5.6 |
| BN | J. Freeman | QB | TB | 6.5 |
| BN | B. Wells | RB | ARI | 1.8 |
| BN | B. Tate | RB | HOU | 0.6 |
| BN | L. Robinson | WR | JAX | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Colston | WR | NO | 4.0 |
CHROMED OUT PENIS (
Valenzuela) — 110.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Romo | QB | DAL | 5.3 |
| RB | D. McFadden | RB | LV | 17.5 |
| RB | J. Charles | RB | KC | 34.8 |
| WR | C. Johnson | WR | DET | 22.4 |
| WR | M. Austin | WR | DAL | 10.7 |
| WR | V. Jackson | WR | TB | 2.9 |
| TE | C. Fleener | TE | IND | 0.0 |
| K | S. Gostkowski | K | NE | 12.0 |
| DEF | Texans | DEF | 5.0 | |
| BN | F. Davis | TE | WAS | 9.0 |
| BN | K. Ogletree | WR | DAL | 5.7 |
| BN | J. Cutler | QB | CHI | 7.1 |
| BN | E. Manning | QB | NYG | 16.0 |
| BN | N. Washington | WR | TEN | 17.2 |
| BN | A. Morris | RB | WAS | 13.8 |
Week 4: Weak Left Nut 96.1 – 94.6 Cromartie Paternity Project
(W)
vs
Bronchtein
Weak Left Nut (Norberg) — 96.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Stafford | QB | DET | 20.2 |
| RB | A. Bradshaw | RB | NYG | 7.7 |
| RB | M. Bush | RB | CHI | 3.7 |
| WR | P. Garcon | WR | WAS | 2.0 |
| WR | A. Boldin | WR | BAL | 13.1 |
| WR | B. Lloyd | WR | NE | 11.0 |
| TE | R. Gronkowski | TE | NE | 14.4 |
| K | --empty-- | K | 0.0 | |
| DEF | Bears | DEF | 24.0 | |
| BN | M. Manningham | WR | SF | 7.5 |
| BN | J. Freeman | QB | TB | 14.8 |
| BN | B. Wells | RB | ARI | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Tate | RB | HOU | 1.4 |
| BN | L. Robinson | WR | JAX | 1.9 |
| BN | M. Colston | WR | NO | 21.3 |
| BN | R. Gould | K | CHI | 10.0 |
Cromartie Paternity Project (
Bronchtein) — 94.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | P. Rivers | QB | LAC | 14.4 |
| RB | C. Johnson | RB | TEN | 15.7 |
| RB | D. Woodhead | RB | NE | 8.3 |
| WR | E. Decker | WR | DEN | 13.9 |
| WR | S. Smith | WR | CAR | 4.2 |
| WR | V. Cruz | WR | NYG | 16.9 |
| TE | O. Daniels | TE | HOU | 13.2 |
| K | S. Hauschka | K | SEA | 7.0 |
| DEF | Jets | DEF | 1.0 | |
| BN | M. Forte | RB | CHI | 4.9 |
| BN | K. Britt | WR | TEN | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Gerhart | RB | MIN | 1.6 |
| BN | A. Hernandez | TE | NE | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Powell | RB | NYJ | 1.1 |
| BN | A. Luck | QB | IND | 0.0 |
Week 5: Weak Left Nut 146.3 – 105.3 Hauschka's Missed Field Goals
(W)
vs
Becker-Parton
Weak Left Nut (Norberg) — 146.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Smith | QB | SF | 29.0 |
| RB | A. Bradshaw | RB | NYG | 26.9 |
| RB | M. Bush | RB | CHI | 5.2 |
| WR | M. Colston | WR | NO | 31.1 |
| WR | A. Boldin | WR | BAL | 8.2 |
| WR | B. Lloyd | WR | NE | 3.4 |
| TE | R. Gronkowski | TE | NE | 3.5 |
| K | R. Gould | K | CHI | 11.0 |
| DEF | Bears | DEF | 28.0 | |
| BN | M. Manningham | WR | SF | 8.6 |
| BN | P. Garcon | WR | WAS | 2.4 |
| BN | J. Freeman | QB | TB | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Wells | RB | ARI | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Stafford | QB | DET | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Tate | RB | HOU | 0.0 |
Hauschka's Missed Field Goals (
Becker-Parton) — 105.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Ryan | QB | ATL | 18.2 |
| RB | L. McCoy | RB | PHI | 14.0 |
| RB | R. Mathews | RB | LAC | 19.9 |
| WR | A. Green | WR | CIN | 12.5 |
| WR | L. Fitzgerald | WR | ARI | 9.2 |
| WR | A. Brown | WR | PIT | 8.6 |
| TE | A. Gates | TE | LAC | 1.9 |
| K | D. Akers | K | SF | 9.0 |
| DEF | 49ers | DEF | 12.0 | |
| BN | P. Hillis | RB | KC | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Hartline | WR | MIA | 5.9 |
| BN | C. Spiller | RB | BUF | 2.4 |
| BN | T. Young | WR | DET | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Leshoure | RB | DET | 0.0 |
| BN | S. Rice | WR | SEA | 6.7 |
Week 6: Weak Left Nut 92.5 – 135.0 Hasselbeck Mountain
(L)
vs
Banys
Weak Left Nut (Norberg) — 92.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Freeman | QB | TB | 23.6 |
| RB | D. Woodhead | RB | NE | 7.1 |
| RB | A. Bradshaw | RB | NYG | 18.0 |
| WR | M. Manningham | WR | SF | 7.9 |
| WR | A. Boldin | WR | BAL | 9.8 |
| WR | B. Lloyd | WR | NE | 8.0 |
| TE | R. Gronkowski | TE | NE | 6.1 |
| K | M. Nugent | K | CIN | 6.0 |
| DEF | Patriots | DEF | 6.0 | |
| BN | M. Stafford | QB | DET | 21.1 |
| BN | B. Tate | RB | HOU | 1.4 |
| BN | M. Colston | WR | NO | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Smith | QB | SF | 2.5 |
| BN | M. Bush | RB | CHI | 0.0 |
| BN | Bears | DEF | 0.0 |
Hasselbeck Mountain (
Banys) — 135.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Rodgers | QB | GB | 39.2 |
| RB | M. Turner | RB | ATL | 3.9 |
| RB | A. Peterson | RB | MIN | 12.9 |
| WR | D. Bryant | WR | DAL | 21.5 |
| WR | R. Meachem | WR | LAC | 3.0 |
| WR | W. Welker | WR | NE | 19.8 |
| TE | H. Miller | TE | PIT | 6.7 |
| K | J. Hanson | K | DET | 14.0 |
| DEF | Buccaneers | DEF | 14.0 | |
| BN | K. Hunter | RB | SF | 3.2 |
| BN | J. Witten | TE | DAL | 8.8 |
| BN | W. McGahee | RB | DEN | 9.8 |
| BN | D. Brown | RB | IND | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Blackmon | WR | JAX | 0.0 |
| BN | S. Hill | WR | NYJ | 8.3 |
Week 7: Weak Left Nut 101.4 – 62.1 RG3PO
(W)
vs
Ballard
Weak Left Nut (Norberg) — 101.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Freeman | QB | TB | 30.1 |
| RB | A. Bradshaw | RB | NYG | 12.5 |
| RB | M. Bush | RB | CHI | 3.3 |
| WR | M. Manningham | WR | SF | 0.0 |
| WR | M. Colston | WR | NO | 13.3 |
| WR | A. Boldin | WR | BAL | 2.4 |
| TE | R. Gronkowski | TE | NE | 19.8 |
| K | M. Nugent | K | CIN | 5.0 |
| DEF | Bears | DEF | 15.0 | |
| BN | D. Woodhead | RB | NE | 4.6 |
| BN | M. Stafford | QB | DET | 14.6 |
| BN | B. Tate | RB | HOU | 4.7 |
| BN | B. Lloyd | WR | NE | 0.6 |
| BN | A. Smith | QB | SF | 8.7 |
| BN | Patriots | DEF | 16.0 |
RG3PO (
Ballard) — 62.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | R. Griffin III | QB | WAS | 23.2 |
| RB | F. Jones | RB | DAL | 7.4 |
| RB | M. Jones-Drew | RB | JAX | 0.6 |
| WR | B. Marshall | WR | CHI | 14.1 |
| WR | J. Jones | WR | GB | 5.3 |
| WR | M. Williams | WR | TB | 3.6 |
| TE | B. Pettigrew | TE | DET | 3.9 |
| K | P. Dawson | K | CLE | 1.0 |
| DEF | Steelers | DEF | 3.0 | |
| BN | S. Johnson | WR | BUF | 13.1 |
| BN | C. Newton | QB | CAR | 16.3 |
| BN | D. Bowe | WR | KC | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Lynch | RB | SEA | 11.6 |
| BN | V. Davis | TE | SF | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Gordon | WR | CLE | 11.9 |
Week 8: Weak Left Nut 79.9 – 106.5 Virgins with AIDS
(L)
vs
Foote
Weak Left Nut (Norberg) — 79.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Freeman | QB | TB | 22.4 |
| RB | A. Bradshaw | RB | NYG | 5.8 |
| RB | M. Bush | RB | CHI | 0.5 |
| WR | M. Manningham | WR | SF | 2.0 |
| WR | J. | K | erley | 4.3 |
| WR | M. Colston | WR | NO | 6.3 |
| TE | R. Gronkowski | TE | NE | 26.6 |
| K | --empty-- | K | 0.0 | |
| DEF | Bears | DEF | 12.0 | |
| BN | D. Woodhead | RB | NE | 5.9 |
| BN | M. Stafford | QB | DET | 31.3 |
| BN | B. Tate | RB | HOU | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Boldin | WR | BAL | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Lloyd | WR | NE | 14.8 |
| BN | A. Smith | QB | SF | 21.9 |
| BN | M. Bryant | K | ATL | 12.0 |
Virgins with AIDS (
Foote) — 106.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Brady | QB | NE | 28.5 |
| RB | S. Ridley | RB | NE | 18.7 |
| RB | F. Gore | RB | SF | 6.6 |
| WR | J. Maclin | WR | PHI | 3.3 |
| WR | D. Moore | WR | LV | 15.6 |
| WR | J. Jones | WR | ATL | 19.2 |
| TE | H. Miller | TE | PIT | 10.6 |
| K | G. Zuerlein | K | LAR | 1.0 |
| DEF | Seahawks | DEF | 3.0 | |
| BN | J. Nelson | WR | GB | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Bennett | TE | NYG | 2.9 |
| BN | L. Stephens-Howling | RB | ARI | 3.8 |
| BN | D. Murray | RB | DAL | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Cutler | QB | CHI | 5.8 |
| BN | S. Moss | WR | WAS | 8.1 |
Week 9: Weak Left Nut 86.5 – 109.4 JonBenet Ramses Barden
(L)
vs
Freundlich
Weak Left Nut (Norberg) — 86.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Freeman | QB | TB | 18.1 |
| RB | A. Bradshaw | RB | NYG | 4.8 |
| RB | M. Bush | RB | CHI | 3.3 |
| WR | B. LaFell | WR | CAR | 0.0 |
| WR | M. Colston | WR | NO | 10.6 |
| WR | A. Boldin | WR | BAL | 7.7 |
| TE | M. Bennett | TE | NYG | 4.0 |
| K | M. Bryant | K | ATL | 13.0 |
| DEF | Bears | DEF | 25.0 | |
| BN | M. Manningham | WR | SF | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Woodhead | RB | NE | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Stafford | QB | DET | 11.2 |
| BN | B. Tate | RB | HOU | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Gronkowski | TE | NE | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Smith | QB | SF | 0.0 |
JonBenet Ramses Barden (
Freundlich) — 109.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | P. Manning | QB | DEN | 19.4 |
| RB | R. Rice | RB | BAL | 16.4 |
| RB | A. Green | RB | GB | 7.8 |
| WR | D. Jackson | WR | PHI | 16.0 |
| WR | H. Nicks | WR | NYG | 1.0 |
| WR | M. Wallace | WR | PIT | 12.6 |
| TE | J. Graham | TE | NO | 13.2 |
| K | L. Tynes | K | NYG | 10.0 |
| DEF | Broncos | DEF | 13.0 | |
| BN | J. Stewart | RB | CAR | 5.7 |
| BN | T. Smith | WR | BAL | 10.6 |
| BN | B. Roethlisberger | QB | PIT | 12.5 |
| BN | D. Sproles | RB | NO | 0.0 |
| BN | P. Thomas | RB | NO | 7.0 |
| BN | Giants | DEF | 14.0 |
Week 10: Weak Left Nut 79.3 – 80.4 Colt McCoy and the 45's
(L)
vs
Wright
Weak Left Nut (Norberg) — 79.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Freeman | QB | TB | 16.8 |
| RB | A. Bradshaw | RB | NYG | 5.1 |
| RB | I. Redman | RB | PIT | 1.9 |
| WR | G. Tate | WR | SEA | 16.0 |
| WR | M. Colston | WR | NO | 8.6 |
| WR | A. Boldin | WR | BAL | 3.8 |
| TE | R. Gronkowski | TE | NE | 9.1 |
| K | M. Bryant | K | ATL | 9.0 |
| DEF | Bears | DEF | 9.0 | |
| BN | M. Manningham | WR | SF | 2.0 |
| BN | M. Bennett | TE | NYG | 3.7 |
| BN | D. Woodhead | RB | NE | 18.1 |
| BN | M. Stafford | QB | DET | 24.5 |
| BN | B. Tate | RB | HOU | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Smith | QB | SF | 7.4 |
Colt McCoy and the 45's (
Wright) — 80.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Brees | QB | NO | 21.8 |
| RB | R. Jennings | RB | JAX | 2.7 |
| RB | R. Bush | RB | MIA | 0.9 |
| WR | R. Wayne | WR | IND | 9.6 |
| WR | B. Lloyd | WR | NE | 4.5 |
| WR | R. White | WR | ATL | 11.4 |
| TE | J. Gresham | TE | CIN | 7.5 |
| K | G. Zuerlein | K | LAR | 6.0 |
| DEF | Ravens | DEF | 16.0 | |
| BN | B. Green-Ellis | RB | CIN | 5.8 |
| BN | R. Mendenhall | RB | PIT | 0.0 |
| BN | P. Harvin | WR | MIN | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Cobb | WR | GB | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Jones-Drew | RB | JAX | 0.0 |
| BN | G. Jennings | WR | GB | 0.0 |
Week 11: Weak Left Nut 77.6 – 121.7 Steve's Breaston Largements
(L)
vs
Baumann
Weak Left Nut (Norberg) — 77.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Freeman | QB | TB | 22.6 |
| RB | A. Bradshaw | RB | NYG | 0.0 |
| RB | I. Redman | RB | PIT | 0.5 |
| WR | G. Tate | WR | SEA | 0.0 |
| WR | M. Colston | WR | NO | 6.9 |
| WR | A. Boldin | WR | BAL | 7.9 |
| TE | R. Gronkowski | TE | NE | 25.7 |
| K | M. Bryant | K | ATL | 13.0 |
| DEF | Bears | DEF | 1.0 | |
| BN | M. Manningham | WR | SF | 4.5 |
| BN | M. Bennett | TE | NYG | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Woodhead | RB | NE | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Stafford | QB | DET | 9.8 |
| BN | B. Tate | RB | HOU | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Smith | QB | SF | 0.0 |
Steve's Breaston Largements (
Baumann) — 121.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. Palmer | QB | LV | 16.7 |
| RB | A. Foster | RB | HOU | 8.5 |
| RB | T. Richardson | RB | CLE | 14.4 |
| WR | D. Thomas | WR | DEN | 10.2 |
| WR | A. Johnson | WR | HOU | 33.3 |
| WR | L. Moore | WR | NO | 17.3 |
| TE | T. Gonzalez | TE | ATL | 3.3 |
| K | S. Janikowski | K | LV | 5.0 |
| DEF | Bengals | DEF | 13.0 | |
| BN | S. Greene | RB | NYJ | 6.4 |
| BN | J. Dwyer | RB | PIT | 8.1 |
| BN | M. Vick | QB | PHI | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Floyd | WR | LAC | 6.7 |
| BN | S. Jackson | RB | LAR | 8.6 |
| BN | F. Jackson | RB | BUF | 0.0 |
Week 12: Weak Left Nut 87.9 – 103.6 CHROMED OUT PENIS
(L)
vs
Valenzuela
Weak Left Nut (Norberg) — 87.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Stafford | QB | DET | 26.3 |
| RB | D. Woodhead | RB | NE | 1.9 |
| RB | A. Bradshaw | RB | NYG | 17.9 |
| WR | G. Tate | WR | SEA | 5.6 |
| WR | M. Colston | WR | NO | 9.6 |
| WR | A. Boldin | WR | BAL | 4.2 |
| TE | M. Bennett | TE | NYG | 4.4 |
| K | M. Bryant | K | ATL | 6.0 |
| DEF | Bears | DEF | 12.0 | |
| BN | M. Manningham | WR | SF | 6.9 |
| BN | J. Freeman | QB | TB | 10.2 |
| BN | B. Tate | RB | HOU | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Gronkowski | TE | NE | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Smith | QB | SF | 0.0 |
| BN | I. Redman | RB | PIT | 0.2 |
CHROMED OUT PENIS (
Valenzuela) — 103.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Romo | QB | DAL | 28.3 |
| RB | J. Charles | RB | KC | 10.7 |
| RB | A. Morris | RB | WAS | 17.3 |
| WR | C. Johnson | WR | DET | 20.0 |
| WR | M. Austin | WR | DAL | 0.0 |
| WR | V. Jackson | WR | TB | 9.6 |
| TE | B. Myers | TE | LV | 3.7 |
| K | S. Graham | K | HOU | 10.0 |
| DEF | Texans | DEF | 4.0 | |
| BN | D. McFadden | RB | LV | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Flacco | QB | BAL | 17.8 |
| BN | D. Heyward-Bey | WR | LV | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Alexander | WR | LAC | 7.4 |
| BN | E. Manning | QB | NYG | 23.2 |
| BN | V. Ballard | RB | IND | 4.1 |
Week 13: Weak Left Nut 102.0 – 90.3 Cromartie Paternity Project
(W)
vs
Bronchtein
Weak Left Nut (Norberg) — 102.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Stafford | QB | DET | 18.5 |
| RB | D. Woodhead | RB | NE | 3.9 |
| RB | A. Bradshaw | RB | NYG | 11.6 |
| WR | G. Tate | WR | SEA | 15.6 |
| WR | M. Colston | WR | NO | 7.1 |
| WR | A. Boldin | WR | BAL | 14.1 |
| TE | M. Bennett | TE | NYG | 14.2 |
| K | M. Bryant | K | ATL | 13.0 |
| DEF | Bears | DEF | 4.0 | |
| BN | M. Manningham | WR | SF | 3.7 |
| BN | J. Freeman | QB | TB | 16.4 |
| BN | B. Tate | RB | HOU | 1.8 |
| BN | R. Gronkowski | TE | NE | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Smith | QB | SF | 0.0 |
| BN | I. Redman | RB | PIT | 4.3 |
Cromartie Paternity Project (
Bronchtein) — 90.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Luck | QB | IND | 28.9 |
| RB | C. Johnson | RB | TEN | 5.1 |
| RB | B. Green-Ellis | RB | CIN | 13.2 |
| WR | E. Decker | WR | DEN | 1.7 |
| WR | C. Shorts | WR | JAX | 13.7 |
| WR | V. Cruz | WR | NYG | 10.4 |
| TE | O. Daniels | TE | HOU | 4.3 |
| K | S. Hauschka | K | SEA | 5.0 |
| DEF | Ravens | DEF | 8.0 | |
| BN | M. Forte | RB | CHI | 15.6 |
| BN | K. Britt | WR | TEN | 10.0 |
| BN | G. Graham | TE | HOU | 0.7 |
| BN | S. Smith | WR | CAR | 18.0 |
| BN | M. Schaub | QB | HOU | 16.2 |
| BN | R. Hillman | RB | DEN | 2.9 |
Week 15: Weak Left Nut 59.5 – 100.1 Cromartie Paternity Project
(L)
vs
Bronchtein PLAYOFF
Weak Left Nut (Norberg) — 59.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Stafford | QB | DET | 3.8 |
| RB | D. Woodhead | RB | NE | 20.4 |
| RB | I. Redman | RB | PIT | 4.4 |
| WR | G. Tate | WR | SEA | 6.4 |
| WR | M. Colston | WR | NO | 6.0 |
| WR | A. Boldin | WR | BAL | 0.0 |
| TE | M. Bennett | TE | NYG | 1.5 |
| K | M. Bryant | K | ATL | 10.0 |
| DEF | Bears | DEF | 7.0 | |
| BN | M. Manningham | WR | SF | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Freeman | QB | TB | 2.0 |
| BN | R. Gronkowski | TE | NE | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Bradshaw | RB | NYG | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Smith | QB | SF | 0.0 |
Cromartie Paternity Project (
Bronchtein) — 100.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Luck | QB | IND | 16.4 |
| RB | C. Johnson | RB | TEN | 18.2 |
| RB | B. Green-Ellis | RB | CIN | 16.6 |
| WR | E. Decker | WR | DEN | 19.3 |
| WR | C. Shorts | WR | JAX | 10.1 |
| WR | V. Cruz | WR | NYG | 1.5 |
| TE | O. Daniels | TE | HOU | 4.0 |
| K | S. Hauschka | K | SEA | 13.0 |
| DEF | Ravens | DEF | 1.0 | |
| BN | M. Forte | RB | CHI | 13.3 |
| BN | K. Britt | WR | TEN | 0.7 |
| BN | G. Graham | TE | HOU | 0.0 |
| BN | S. Smith | WR | CAR | 13.2 |
| BN | M. Schaub | QB | HOU | 14.4 |
| BN | M. Bush | RB | CHI | 0.0 |
Week 16: Weak Left Nut 91.0 – 116.6 RG3PO
(L)
vs
Ballard PLAYOFF
Weak Left Nut (Norberg) — 91.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Stafford | QB | DET | 15.9 |
| RB | D. Woodhead | RB | NE | 10.5 |
| RB | I. Redman | RB | PIT | 1.6 |
| WR | G. Tate | WR | SEA | 2.7 |
| WR | M. Colston | WR | NO | 15.3 |
| WR | A. Boldin | WR | BAL | 9.3 |
| TE | M. Bennett | TE | NYG | 2.7 |
| K | M. Bryant | K | ATL | 7.0 |
| DEF | Bears | DEF | 26.0 | |
| BN | M. Manningham | WR | SF | -2.0 |
| BN | J. Freeman | QB | TB | 12.7 |
| BN | R. Gronkowski | TE | NE | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Bradshaw | RB | NYG | 4.7 |
| BN | A. Smith | QB | SF | 0.0 |
RG3PO (
Ballard) — 116.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | R. Griffin III | QB | WAS | 14.3 |
| RB | M. Lynch | RB | SEA | 25.0 |
| RB | D. Martin | RB | TB | 11.9 |
| WR | S. Johnson | WR | BUF | 2.4 |
| WR | B. Marshall | WR | CHI | 12.8 |
| WR | M. Williams | WR | TB | 19.2 |
| TE | B. Pettigrew | TE | DET | 0.0 |
| K | J. Tucker | K | BAL | 15.0 |
| DEF | Steelers | DEF | 16.0 | |
| BN | J. Stewart | RB | CAR | 0.0 |
| BN | C. Newton | QB | CAR | 20.8 |
| BN | D. Bowe | WR | KC | 0.0 |
| BN | V. Davis | TE | SF | 2.7 |
| BN | J. Jones | WR | GB | 16.0 |
| BN | J. Gordon | WR | CLE | 0.7 |