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Norberg — 2012

Weak Left Nut · Record: 5-8 ยท PPG: 90.5 · 13 reg season + 2 playoff weeks

Week 1: Weak Left Nut 100.186.1 Colt McCoy and the 45's (W) vs Wright

Weak Left Nut (Norberg) — 100.1 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Stafford QB DET 12.5
RB B. Wells RB ARI 1.4
RB A. Bradshaw RB NYG 15.3
WR P. Garcon WR WAS 16.9
WR M. Colston WR NO 5.1
WR B. Lloyd WR NE 6.9
TE R. Gronkowski TE NE 12.0
K B. Cundiff K SF 16.0
DEF Bears DEF 14.0
BN M. Manningham WR SF 2.9
BN J. Freeman QB TB 10.8
BN B. Tate RB HOU 2.8
BN L. Robinson WR JAX 6.6
BN A. Boldin WR BAL 12.6
BN M. Bush RB CHI 16.2

Colt McCoy and the 45's (Wright) — 86.1 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Vick QB PHI 15.9
RB A. Foster RB HOU 19.5
RB D. Martin RB TB 11.8
WR P. Harvin WR MIN 10.4
WR G. Jennings WR GB 3.4
WR R. White WR ATL 8.7
TE J. Cook TE TEN 6.4
K D. Bailey K DAL 6.0
DEF Giants DEF 4.0
BN B. Green-Ellis RB CIN 15.5
BN R. Wayne WR IND 13.5
BN C. Palmer QB LV 17.9
BN M. Floyd WR LAC 12.6
BN M. Schaub QB HOU 14.4
BN D. Brown RB IND 10.8
Week 2: Weak Left Nut 52.4108.1 Steve's Breaston Largements (L) vs Baumann

Weak Left Nut (Norberg) — 52.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Stafford QB DET 12.2
RB A. Bradshaw RB NYG 1.6
RB M. Bush RB CHI 5.4
WR P. Garcon WR WAS 0.0
WR A. Boldin WR BAL 0.7
WR B. Lloyd WR NE 6.0
TE R. Gronkowski TE NE 13.5
K B. Cundiff K SF 4.0
DEF Bears DEF 9.0
BN M. Manningham WR SF 5.7
BN J. Freeman QB TB 13.7
BN B. Wells RB ARI 6.8
BN B. Tate RB HOU 21.7
BN L. Robinson WR JAX 4.9
BN M. Colston WR NO 4.9

Steve's Breaston Largements (Baumann) — 108.1 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB D. Brees QB NO 19.0
RB S. Jackson RB LAR 5.8
RB R. Bush RB MIA 31.7
WR D. Thomas WR DEN 13.8
WR G. Little WR CLE 11.7
WR A. Johnson WR HOU 2.1
TE T. Gonzalez TE ATL 13.0
K M. Prater K DEN 3.0
DEF Steelers DEF 8.0
BN S. Greene RB NYJ 2.3
BN C. Benson RB GB 11.6
BN F. Jackson RB BUF 0.0
BN K. Smith RB DET 7.0
BN M. Williams WR TB 11.9
BN T. Richardson RB CLE 26.5
Week 3: Weak Left Nut 74.3110.6 CHROMED OUT PENIS (L) vs Valenzuela

Weak Left Nut (Norberg) — 74.3 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Stafford QB DET 18.3
RB A. Bradshaw RB NYG 0.0
RB M. Bush RB CHI 13.3
WR P. Garcon WR WAS 0.0
WR A. Boldin WR BAL 4.8
WR B. Lloyd WR NE 10.8
TE R. Gronkowski TE NE 2.1
K S. Hauschka K SEA 2.0
DEF Bears DEF 23.0
BN M. Manningham WR SF 5.6
BN J. Freeman QB TB 6.5
BN B. Wells RB ARI 1.8
BN B. Tate RB HOU 0.6
BN L. Robinson WR JAX 0.0
BN M. Colston WR NO 4.0

CHROMED OUT PENIS (Valenzuela) — 110.6 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Romo QB DAL 5.3
RB D. McFadden RB LV 17.5
RB J. Charles RB KC 34.8
WR C. Johnson WR DET 22.4
WR M. Austin WR DAL 10.7
WR V. Jackson WR TB 2.9
TE C. Fleener TE IND 0.0
K S. Gostkowski K NE 12.0
DEF Texans DEF 5.0
BN F. Davis TE WAS 9.0
BN K. Ogletree WR DAL 5.7
BN J. Cutler QB CHI 7.1
BN E. Manning QB NYG 16.0
BN N. Washington WR TEN 17.2
BN A. Morris RB WAS 13.8
Week 4: Weak Left Nut 96.194.6 Cromartie Paternity Project (W) vs Bronchtein

Weak Left Nut (Norberg) — 96.1 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Stafford QB DET 20.2
RB A. Bradshaw RB NYG 7.7
RB M. Bush RB CHI 3.7
WR P. Garcon WR WAS 2.0
WR A. Boldin WR BAL 13.1
WR B. Lloyd WR NE 11.0
TE R. Gronkowski TE NE 14.4
K --empty-- K 0.0
DEF Bears DEF 24.0
BN M. Manningham WR SF 7.5
BN J. Freeman QB TB 14.8
BN B. Wells RB ARI 0.0
BN B. Tate RB HOU 1.4
BN L. Robinson WR JAX 1.9
BN M. Colston WR NO 21.3
BN R. Gould K CHI 10.0

Cromartie Paternity Project (Bronchtein) — 94.6 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB P. Rivers QB LAC 14.4
RB C. Johnson RB TEN 15.7
RB D. Woodhead RB NE 8.3
WR E. Decker WR DEN 13.9
WR S. Smith WR CAR 4.2
WR V. Cruz WR NYG 16.9
TE O. Daniels TE HOU 13.2
K S. Hauschka K SEA 7.0
DEF Jets DEF 1.0
BN M. Forte RB CHI 4.9
BN K. Britt WR TEN 0.0
BN T. Gerhart RB MIN 1.6
BN A. Hernandez TE NE 0.0
BN B. Powell RB NYJ 1.1
BN A. Luck QB IND 0.0
Week 5: Weak Left Nut 146.3105.3 Hauschka's Missed Field Goals (W) vs Becker-Parton

Weak Left Nut (Norberg) — 146.3 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Smith QB SF 29.0
RB A. Bradshaw RB NYG 26.9
RB M. Bush RB CHI 5.2
WR M. Colston WR NO 31.1
WR A. Boldin WR BAL 8.2
WR B. Lloyd WR NE 3.4
TE R. Gronkowski TE NE 3.5
K R. Gould K CHI 11.0
DEF Bears DEF 28.0
BN M. Manningham WR SF 8.6
BN P. Garcon WR WAS 2.4
BN J. Freeman QB TB 0.0
BN B. Wells RB ARI 0.0
BN M. Stafford QB DET 0.0
BN B. Tate RB HOU 0.0

Hauschka's Missed Field Goals (Becker-Parton) — 105.3 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Ryan QB ATL 18.2
RB L. McCoy RB PHI 14.0
RB R. Mathews RB LAC 19.9
WR A. Green WR CIN 12.5
WR L. Fitzgerald WR ARI 9.2
WR A. Brown WR PIT 8.6
TE A. Gates TE LAC 1.9
K D. Akers K SF 9.0
DEF 49ers DEF 12.0
BN P. Hillis RB KC 0.0
BN B. Hartline WR MIA 5.9
BN C. Spiller RB BUF 2.4
BN T. Young WR DET 0.0
BN M. Leshoure RB DET 0.0
BN S. Rice WR SEA 6.7
Week 6: Weak Left Nut 92.5135.0 Hasselbeck Mountain (L) vs Banys

Weak Left Nut (Norberg) — 92.5 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Freeman QB TB 23.6
RB D. Woodhead RB NE 7.1
RB A. Bradshaw RB NYG 18.0
WR M. Manningham WR SF 7.9
WR A. Boldin WR BAL 9.8
WR B. Lloyd WR NE 8.0
TE R. Gronkowski TE NE 6.1
K M. Nugent K CIN 6.0
DEF Patriots DEF 6.0
BN M. Stafford QB DET 21.1
BN B. Tate RB HOU 1.4
BN M. Colston WR NO 0.0
BN A. Smith QB SF 2.5
BN M. Bush RB CHI 0.0
BN Bears DEF 0.0

Hasselbeck Mountain (Banys) — 135.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Rodgers QB GB 39.2
RB M. Turner RB ATL 3.9
RB A. Peterson RB MIN 12.9
WR D. Bryant WR DAL 21.5
WR R. Meachem WR LAC 3.0
WR W. Welker WR NE 19.8
TE H. Miller TE PIT 6.7
K J. Hanson K DET 14.0
DEF Buccaneers DEF 14.0
BN K. Hunter RB SF 3.2
BN J. Witten TE DAL 8.8
BN W. McGahee RB DEN 9.8
BN D. Brown RB IND 0.0
BN J. Blackmon WR JAX 0.0
BN S. Hill WR NYJ 8.3
Week 7: Weak Left Nut 101.462.1 RG3PO (W) vs Ballard

Weak Left Nut (Norberg) — 101.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Freeman QB TB 30.1
RB A. Bradshaw RB NYG 12.5
RB M. Bush RB CHI 3.3
WR M. Manningham WR SF 0.0
WR M. Colston WR NO 13.3
WR A. Boldin WR BAL 2.4
TE R. Gronkowski TE NE 19.8
K M. Nugent K CIN 5.0
DEF Bears DEF 15.0
BN D. Woodhead RB NE 4.6
BN M. Stafford QB DET 14.6
BN B. Tate RB HOU 4.7
BN B. Lloyd WR NE 0.6
BN A. Smith QB SF 8.7
BN Patriots DEF 16.0

RG3PO (Ballard) — 62.1 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB R. Griffin III QB WAS 23.2
RB F. Jones RB DAL 7.4
RB M. Jones-Drew RB JAX 0.6
WR B. Marshall WR CHI 14.1
WR J. Jones WR GB 5.3
WR M. Williams WR TB 3.6
TE B. Pettigrew TE DET 3.9
K P. Dawson K CLE 1.0
DEF Steelers DEF 3.0
BN S. Johnson WR BUF 13.1
BN C. Newton QB CAR 16.3
BN D. Bowe WR KC 0.0
BN M. Lynch RB SEA 11.6
BN V. Davis TE SF 0.0
BN J. Gordon WR CLE 11.9
Week 8: Weak Left Nut 79.9106.5 Virgins with AIDS (L) vs Foote

Weak Left Nut (Norberg) — 79.9 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Freeman QB TB 22.4
RB A. Bradshaw RB NYG 5.8
RB M. Bush RB CHI 0.5
WR M. Manningham WR SF 2.0
WR J. K erley 4.3
WR M. Colston WR NO 6.3
TE R. Gronkowski TE NE 26.6
K --empty-- K 0.0
DEF Bears DEF 12.0
BN D. Woodhead RB NE 5.9
BN M. Stafford QB DET 31.3
BN B. Tate RB HOU 0.0
BN A. Boldin WR BAL 0.0
BN B. Lloyd WR NE 14.8
BN A. Smith QB SF 21.9
BN M. Bryant K ATL 12.0

Virgins with AIDS (Foote) — 106.5 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Brady QB NE 28.5
RB S. Ridley RB NE 18.7
RB F. Gore RB SF 6.6
WR J. Maclin WR PHI 3.3
WR D. Moore WR LV 15.6
WR J. Jones WR ATL 19.2
TE H. Miller TE PIT 10.6
K G. Zuerlein K LAR 1.0
DEF Seahawks DEF 3.0
BN J. Nelson WR GB 0.0
BN M. Bennett TE NYG 2.9
BN L. Stephens-Howling RB ARI 3.8
BN D. Murray RB DAL 0.0
BN J. Cutler QB CHI 5.8
BN S. Moss WR WAS 8.1
Week 9: Weak Left Nut 86.5109.4 JonBenet Ramses Barden (L) vs Freundlich

Weak Left Nut (Norberg) — 86.5 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Freeman QB TB 18.1
RB A. Bradshaw RB NYG 4.8
RB M. Bush RB CHI 3.3
WR B. LaFell WR CAR 0.0
WR M. Colston WR NO 10.6
WR A. Boldin WR BAL 7.7
TE M. Bennett TE NYG 4.0
K M. Bryant K ATL 13.0
DEF Bears DEF 25.0
BN M. Manningham WR SF 0.0
BN D. Woodhead RB NE 0.0
BN M. Stafford QB DET 11.2
BN B. Tate RB HOU 0.0
BN R. Gronkowski TE NE 0.0
BN A. Smith QB SF 0.0

JonBenet Ramses Barden (Freundlich) — 109.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB P. Manning QB DEN 19.4
RB R. Rice RB BAL 16.4
RB A. Green RB GB 7.8
WR D. Jackson WR PHI 16.0
WR H. Nicks WR NYG 1.0
WR M. Wallace WR PIT 12.6
TE J. Graham TE NO 13.2
K L. Tynes K NYG 10.0
DEF Broncos DEF 13.0
BN J. Stewart RB CAR 5.7
BN T. Smith WR BAL 10.6
BN B. Roethlisberger QB PIT 12.5
BN D. Sproles RB NO 0.0
BN P. Thomas RB NO 7.0
BN Giants DEF 14.0
Week 10: Weak Left Nut 79.380.4 Colt McCoy and the 45's (L) vs Wright

Weak Left Nut (Norberg) — 79.3 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Freeman QB TB 16.8
RB A. Bradshaw RB NYG 5.1
RB I. Redman RB PIT 1.9
WR G. Tate WR SEA 16.0
WR M. Colston WR NO 8.6
WR A. Boldin WR BAL 3.8
TE R. Gronkowski TE NE 9.1
K M. Bryant K ATL 9.0
DEF Bears DEF 9.0
BN M. Manningham WR SF 2.0
BN M. Bennett TE NYG 3.7
BN D. Woodhead RB NE 18.1
BN M. Stafford QB DET 24.5
BN B. Tate RB HOU 0.0
BN A. Smith QB SF 7.4

Colt McCoy and the 45's (Wright) — 80.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB D. Brees QB NO 21.8
RB R. Jennings RB JAX 2.7
RB R. Bush RB MIA 0.9
WR R. Wayne WR IND 9.6
WR B. Lloyd WR NE 4.5
WR R. White WR ATL 11.4
TE J. Gresham TE CIN 7.5
K G. Zuerlein K LAR 6.0
DEF Ravens DEF 16.0
BN B. Green-Ellis RB CIN 5.8
BN R. Mendenhall RB PIT 0.0
BN P. Harvin WR MIN 0.0
BN R. Cobb WR GB 0.0
BN M. Jones-Drew RB JAX 0.0
BN G. Jennings WR GB 0.0
Week 11: Weak Left Nut 77.6121.7 Steve's Breaston Largements (L) vs Baumann

Weak Left Nut (Norberg) — 77.6 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Freeman QB TB 22.6
RB A. Bradshaw RB NYG 0.0
RB I. Redman RB PIT 0.5
WR G. Tate WR SEA 0.0
WR M. Colston WR NO 6.9
WR A. Boldin WR BAL 7.9
TE R. Gronkowski TE NE 25.7
K M. Bryant K ATL 13.0
DEF Bears DEF 1.0
BN M. Manningham WR SF 4.5
BN M. Bennett TE NYG 0.0
BN D. Woodhead RB NE 0.0
BN M. Stafford QB DET 9.8
BN B. Tate RB HOU 0.0
BN A. Smith QB SF 0.0

Steve's Breaston Largements (Baumann) — 121.7 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB C. Palmer QB LV 16.7
RB A. Foster RB HOU 8.5
RB T. Richardson RB CLE 14.4
WR D. Thomas WR DEN 10.2
WR A. Johnson WR HOU 33.3
WR L. Moore WR NO 17.3
TE T. Gonzalez TE ATL 3.3
K S. Janikowski K LV 5.0
DEF Bengals DEF 13.0
BN S. Greene RB NYJ 6.4
BN J. Dwyer RB PIT 8.1
BN M. Vick QB PHI 0.0
BN M. Floyd WR LAC 6.7
BN S. Jackson RB LAR 8.6
BN F. Jackson RB BUF 0.0
Week 12: Weak Left Nut 87.9103.6 CHROMED OUT PENIS (L) vs Valenzuela

Weak Left Nut (Norberg) — 87.9 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Stafford QB DET 26.3
RB D. Woodhead RB NE 1.9
RB A. Bradshaw RB NYG 17.9
WR G. Tate WR SEA 5.6
WR M. Colston WR NO 9.6
WR A. Boldin WR BAL 4.2
TE M. Bennett TE NYG 4.4
K M. Bryant K ATL 6.0
DEF Bears DEF 12.0
BN M. Manningham WR SF 6.9
BN J. Freeman QB TB 10.2
BN B. Tate RB HOU 0.0
BN R. Gronkowski TE NE 0.0
BN A. Smith QB SF 0.0
BN I. Redman RB PIT 0.2

CHROMED OUT PENIS (Valenzuela) — 103.6 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Romo QB DAL 28.3
RB J. Charles RB KC 10.7
RB A. Morris RB WAS 17.3
WR C. Johnson WR DET 20.0
WR M. Austin WR DAL 0.0
WR V. Jackson WR TB 9.6
TE B. Myers TE LV 3.7
K S. Graham K HOU 10.0
DEF Texans DEF 4.0
BN D. McFadden RB LV 0.0
BN J. Flacco QB BAL 17.8
BN D. Heyward-Bey WR LV 0.0
BN D. Alexander WR LAC 7.4
BN E. Manning QB NYG 23.2
BN V. Ballard RB IND 4.1
Week 13: Weak Left Nut 102.090.3 Cromartie Paternity Project (W) vs Bronchtein

Weak Left Nut (Norberg) — 102.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Stafford QB DET 18.5
RB D. Woodhead RB NE 3.9
RB A. Bradshaw RB NYG 11.6
WR G. Tate WR SEA 15.6
WR M. Colston WR NO 7.1
WR A. Boldin WR BAL 14.1
TE M. Bennett TE NYG 14.2
K M. Bryant K ATL 13.0
DEF Bears DEF 4.0
BN M. Manningham WR SF 3.7
BN J. Freeman QB TB 16.4
BN B. Tate RB HOU 1.8
BN R. Gronkowski TE NE 0.0
BN A. Smith QB SF 0.0
BN I. Redman RB PIT 4.3

Cromartie Paternity Project (Bronchtein) — 90.3 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Luck QB IND 28.9
RB C. Johnson RB TEN 5.1
RB B. Green-Ellis RB CIN 13.2
WR E. Decker WR DEN 1.7
WR C. Shorts WR JAX 13.7
WR V. Cruz WR NYG 10.4
TE O. Daniels TE HOU 4.3
K S. Hauschka K SEA 5.0
DEF Ravens DEF 8.0
BN M. Forte RB CHI 15.6
BN K. Britt WR TEN 10.0
BN G. Graham TE HOU 0.7
BN S. Smith WR CAR 18.0
BN M. Schaub QB HOU 16.2
BN R. Hillman RB DEN 2.9
Week 15: Weak Left Nut 59.5100.1 Cromartie Paternity Project (L) vs Bronchtein PLAYOFF

Weak Left Nut (Norberg) — 59.5 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Stafford QB DET 3.8
RB D. Woodhead RB NE 20.4
RB I. Redman RB PIT 4.4
WR G. Tate WR SEA 6.4
WR M. Colston WR NO 6.0
WR A. Boldin WR BAL 0.0
TE M. Bennett TE NYG 1.5
K M. Bryant K ATL 10.0
DEF Bears DEF 7.0
BN M. Manningham WR SF 0.0
BN J. Freeman QB TB 2.0
BN R. Gronkowski TE NE 0.0
BN A. Bradshaw RB NYG 0.0
BN A. Smith QB SF 0.0

Cromartie Paternity Project (Bronchtein) — 100.1 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Luck QB IND 16.4
RB C. Johnson RB TEN 18.2
RB B. Green-Ellis RB CIN 16.6
WR E. Decker WR DEN 19.3
WR C. Shorts WR JAX 10.1
WR V. Cruz WR NYG 1.5
TE O. Daniels TE HOU 4.0
K S. Hauschka K SEA 13.0
DEF Ravens DEF 1.0
BN M. Forte RB CHI 13.3
BN K. Britt WR TEN 0.7
BN G. Graham TE HOU 0.0
BN S. Smith WR CAR 13.2
BN M. Schaub QB HOU 14.4
BN M. Bush RB CHI 0.0
Week 16: Weak Left Nut 91.0116.6 RG3PO (L) vs Ballard PLAYOFF

Weak Left Nut (Norberg) — 91.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Stafford QB DET 15.9
RB D. Woodhead RB NE 10.5
RB I. Redman RB PIT 1.6
WR G. Tate WR SEA 2.7
WR M. Colston WR NO 15.3
WR A. Boldin WR BAL 9.3
TE M. Bennett TE NYG 2.7
K M. Bryant K ATL 7.0
DEF Bears DEF 26.0
BN M. Manningham WR SF -2.0
BN J. Freeman QB TB 12.7
BN R. Gronkowski TE NE 0.0
BN A. Bradshaw RB NYG 4.7
BN A. Smith QB SF 0.0

RG3PO (Ballard) — 116.6 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB R. Griffin III QB WAS 14.3
RB M. Lynch RB SEA 25.0
RB D. Martin RB TB 11.9
WR S. Johnson WR BUF 2.4
WR B. Marshall WR CHI 12.8
WR M. Williams WR TB 19.2
TE B. Pettigrew TE DET 0.0
K J. Tucker K BAL 15.0
DEF Steelers DEF 16.0
BN J. Stewart RB CAR 0.0
BN C. Newton QB CAR 20.8
BN D. Bowe WR KC 0.0
BN V. Davis TE SF 2.7
BN J. Jones WR GB 16.0
BN J. Gordon WR CLE 0.7