Demarkis — 2011
Goose The Deebiest · Record: 1-12 ยท PPG: 73.0 · 13 reg season + 2 playoff weeks
Week 1: The Deebiest 88.0 – 137.6 Lord Porksword
(L)
vs
Wood
The Deebiest (Demarkis) — 88.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Vick | QB | PHI | 23.2 |
| RB | J. Best | RB | DET | 11.4 |
| RB | L. Blount | RB | TB | 1.5 |
| WR | C. Ochocinco | WR | NE | 1.4 |
| WR | A. Johnson | WR | HOU | 15.5 |
| WR | S. Holmes | WR | NYJ | 7.0 |
| TE | J. Witten | TE | DAL | 11.0 |
| K | N. | K | aeding | 0.0 |
| DEF | Eagles | DEF | 17.0 | |
| BN | R. Helu | RB | WAS | 0.2 |
| BN | D. McNabb | QB | MIN | 6.8 |
| BN | S. Smith | WR | CAR | 29.8 |
| BN | S. Moss | WR | WAS | 7.6 |
| BN | K. | K | olb | 18.3 |
| BN | M. Bush | RB | LV | 3.0 |
Lord Porksword (
Wood) — 137.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Brady | QB | NE | 35.0 |
| RB | R. Rice | RB | BAL | 26.9 |
| RB | K. Moreno | RB | DEN | 3.7 |
| WR | D. Jackson | WR | PHI | 16.2 |
| WR | J. | K | nox | 6.0 |
| WR | A. Boldin | WR | BAL | 13.4 |
| TE | A. Gates | TE | LAC | 7.4 |
| K | J. Brown | K | LAR | 7.0 |
| DEF | Ravens | DEF | 22.0 | |
| BN | J. Flacco | QB | BAL | 21.0 |
| BN | J. Starks | RB | GB | 11.7 |
| BN | M. Lynch | RB | SEA | 4.7 |
| BN | H. Ward | WR | PIT | 6.7 |
| BN | R. Williams | WR | CHI | 5.5 |
| BN | D. Hester | WR | CHI | 6.0 |
Week 2: The Deebiest 101.8 – 171.2 Believeland Browns
(L)
vs
Ballard
The Deebiest (Demarkis) — 101.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Vick | QB | PHI | 14.2 |
| RB | J. Best | RB | DET | 24.3 |
| RB | L. Blount | RB | TB | 19.1 |
| WR | C. Ochocinco | WR | NE | 4.5 |
| WR | A. Johnson | WR | HOU | 15.3 |
| WR | S. Holmes | WR | NYJ | 10.2 |
| TE | J. Witten | TE | DAL | 10.2 |
| K | N. | K | aeding | 0.0 |
| DEF | Eagles | DEF | 4.0 | |
| BN | R. Helu | RB | WAS | 11.2 |
| BN | D. McNabb | QB | MIN | 10.3 |
| BN | S. Smith | WR | CAR | 13.6 |
| BN | S. Moss | WR | WAS | 12.1 |
| BN | K. | K | olb | 16.0 |
| BN | M. Bush | RB | LV | 8.3 |
Believeland Browns (
Ballard) — 171.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Romo | QB | DAL | 21.8 |
| RB | L. McCoy | RB | PHI | 23.6 |
| RB | F. Gore | RB | SF | 12.4 |
| WR | K. Britt | WR | TEN | 19.5 |
| WR | J. Maclin | WR | PHI | 29.2 |
| WR | V. Jackson | WR | LAC | 29.2 |
| TE | O. Daniels | TE | HOU | 8.5 |
| K | M. Crosby | K | GB | 12.0 |
| DEF | Steelers | DEF | 15.0 | |
| BN | J. Simpson | WR | CIN | 13.6 |
| BN | J. Stewart | RB | CAR | 10.5 |
| BN | J. Nelson | WR | GB | 14.4 |
| BN | B. Pettigrew | TE | DET | 0.7 |
| BN | J. Addai | RB | IND | 10.1 |
| BN | M. Cassel | QB | KC | -2.7 |
Week 3: The Deebiest 76.0 – 106.6 Anne Frank's Cunt
(L)
vs
Foote
The Deebiest (Demarkis) — 76.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | K. | K | olb | 11.7 |
| RB | J. Best | RB | DET | 8.8 |
| RB | L. Blount | RB | TB | 9.4 |
| WR | S. Smith | WR | CAR | 1.5 |
| WR | S. Moss | WR | WAS | 7.0 |
| WR | A. Johnson | WR | HOU | 13.6 |
| TE | J. Witten | TE | DAL | 6.0 |
| K | J. Hanson | K | DET | 16.0 |
| DEF | Eagles | DEF | 2.0 | |
| BN | R. Helu | RB | WAS | 3.2 |
| BN | D. McNabb | QB | MIN | 13.5 |
| BN | M. Vick | QB | PHI | 8.1 |
| BN | C. Ochocinco | WR | NE | 2.8 |
| BN | S. Holmes | WR | NYJ | 1.9 |
| BN | M. Bush | RB | LV | 11.7 |
Anne Frank's Cunt (
Foote) — 106.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Stafford | QB | DET | 23.0 |
| RB | R. Mendenhall | RB | PIT | 4.6 |
| RB | D. Williams | RB | CAR | 3.5 |
| WR | J. Jones | WR | ATL | 10.6 |
| WR | C. Johnson | WR | DET | 22.8 |
| WR | R. Meachem | WR | NO | 11.1 |
| TE | J. Graham | TE | NO | 16.0 |
| K | D. Akers | K | SF | 9.0 |
| DEF | Bears | DEF | 6.0 | |
| BN | F. Jones | RB | DAL | 15.5 |
| BN | M. Manningham | WR | NYG | 0.0 |
| BN | E. Decker | WR | DEN | 4.8 |
| BN | M. Ingram | RB | NO | 9.5 |
| BN | M. Austin | WR | DAL | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Fitzpatrick | QB | BUF | 18.2 |
Week 4: The Deebiest 96.7 – 100.8 Jake Ballard of a Thin Man
(L)
vs
Freundlich
The Deebiest (Demarkis) — 96.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | K. | K | olb | 5.6 |
| RB | J. Best | RB | DET | 7.0 |
| RB | L. Blount | RB | TB | 20.1 |
| WR | S. Smith | WR | CAR | 18.1 |
| WR | S. Moss | WR | WAS | 9.9 |
| WR | A. Johnson | WR | HOU | 3.6 |
| TE | J. Witten | TE | DAL | 15.4 |
| K | J. Hanson | K | DET | 12.0 |
| DEF | Eagles | DEF | 5.0 | |
| BN | R. Helu | RB | WAS | 3.5 |
| BN | D. McNabb | QB | MIN | 14.1 |
| BN | M. Vick | QB | PHI | 30.1 |
| BN | C. Ochocinco | WR | NE | 2.6 |
| BN | S. Holmes | WR | NYJ | 3.3 |
| BN | M. Bush | RB | LV | 14.1 |
Jake Ballard of a Thin Man (
Freundlich) — 100.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | S. Bradford | QB | LAR | 8.6 |
| RB | C. Johnson | RB | TEN | 11.2 |
| RB | M. Turner | RB | ATL | 20.8 |
| WR | S. Rice | WR | SEA | 13.9 |
| WR | W. Welker | WR | NE | 21.8 |
| WR | M. Williams | WR | TB | 6.9 |
| TE | D. Clark | TE | IND | 4.6 |
| K | N. Rackers | K | HOU | 5.0 |
| DEF | Giants | DEF | 8.0 | |
| BN | C. Henne | QB | MIA | -0.8 |
| BN | B. Green-Ellis | RB | NE | 14.4 |
| BN | D. | K | eller | 1.2 |
| BN | P. Manning | QB | IND | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Tolbert | RB | LAC | 12.8 |
| BN | D. Nelson | WR | BUF | 1.8 |
Week 5: The Deebiest 110.0 – 133.6 King Dong
(L)
vs
Banys
The Deebiest (Demarkis) — 110.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Hasselbeck | QB | TEN | 12.8 |
| RB | J. Best | RB | DET | 23.2 |
| RB | L. Blount | RB | TB | 6.5 |
| WR | P. Garcon | WR | IND | 24.5 |
| WR | S. Smith | WR | CAR | 13.9 |
| WR | S. Holmes | WR | NYJ | 12.0 |
| TE | J. Gresham | TE | CIN | 8.1 |
| K | J. Hanson | K | DET | 6.0 |
| DEF | Bears | DEF | 3.0 | |
| BN | M. Vick | QB | PHI | 21.6 |
| BN | S. Moss | WR | WAS | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Johnson | WR | HOU | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Witten | TE | DAL | 0.0 |
| BN | K. | K | olb | 4.3 |
| BN | M. Bush | RB | LV | 0.9 |
King Dong (
Banys) — 133.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | P. Rivers | QB | LAC | 17.0 |
| RB | C. Benson | RB | CIN | 5.3 |
| RB | A. Peterson | RB | MIN | 30.2 |
| WR | S. Johnson | WR | BUF | 2.9 |
| WR | A. Green | WR | CIN | 15.0 |
| WR | L. Fitzgerald | WR | ARI | 6.6 |
| TE | V. Davis | TE | SF | 15.6 |
| K | S. Janikowski | K | LV | 19.0 |
| DEF | 49ers | DEF | 22.0 | |
| BN | P. Hillis | RB | CLE | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Bryant | WR | DAL | 0.0 |
| BN | K. Hunter | RB | SF | 6.5 |
| BN | T. Gonzalez | TE | ATL | 6.0 |
| BN | D. Branch | WR | NE | 13.4 |
| BN | Saints | DEF | 3.0 |
Week 6: The Deebiest 77.7 – 90.8 Steve's Breaston Largements
(L)
vs
Baumann
The Deebiest (Demarkis) — 77.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | R. Fitzpatrick | QB | BUF | 14.6 |
| RB | J. Best | RB | DET | 11.0 |
| RB | M. Bush | RB | LV | 3.7 |
| WR | P. Garcon | WR | IND | 3.2 |
| WR | S. Smith | WR | CAR | 6.6 |
| WR | S. Moss | WR | WAS | 3.8 |
| TE | J. Witten | TE | DAL | 10.8 |
| K | J. Hanson | K | DET | 7.0 |
| DEF | Bears | DEF | 17.0 | |
| BN | J. Gresham | TE | CIN | 2.3 |
| BN | M. Hasselbeck | QB | TEN | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Vick | QB | PHI | 16.9 |
| BN | A. Johnson | WR | HOU | 0.0 |
| BN | S. Holmes | WR | NYJ | 12.3 |
| BN | K. | K | olb | 0.0 |
Steve's Breaston Largements (
Baumann) — 90.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Brees | QB | NO | 15.4 |
| RB | S. Jackson | RB | LAR | 12.5 |
| RB | F. Jackson | RB | BUF | 22.8 |
| WR | D. Heyward-Bey | WR | LV | 8.2 |
| WR | K. Walter | WR | HOU | 5.2 |
| WR | J. Jones | WR | GB | 9.5 |
| TE | G. Olsen | TE | CAR | 4.2 |
| K | J. | K | asay | 8.0 |
| DEF | Texans | DEF | 5.0 | |
| BN | R. Torain | RB | WAS | 2.2 |
| BN | T. Hightower | RB | WAS | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Bowe | WR | KC | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Lloyd | WR | LAR | 0.0 |
| BN | W. McGahee | RB | DEN | 0.0 |
| BN | N. Washington | WR | TEN | 0.0 |
Week 7: The Deebiest 60.3 – 85.4 Bobo the Hobo
(L)
vs
Norberg
The Deebiest (Demarkis) — 60.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | --empty-- | QB | 0.0 | |
| RB | J. Best | RB | DET | 0.0 |
| RB | M. Bush | RB | LV | 11.1 |
| WR | P. Garcon | WR | IND | 3.1 |
| WR | S. Smith | WR | CAR | 14.9 |
| WR | S. Moss | WR | WAS | 1.7 |
| TE | J. Witten | TE | DAL | 9.5 |
| K | J. Hanson | K | DET | 10.0 |
| DEF | Bears | DEF | 10.0 | |
| BN | J. Gresham | TE | CIN | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Hasselbeck | QB | TEN | 4.2 |
| BN | M. Vick | QB | PHI | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Johnson | WR | HOU | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Fitzpatrick | QB | BUF | 0.0 |
| BN | S. Holmes | WR | NYJ | 2.4 |
| BN | K. | K | olb | 18.3 |
Bobo the Hobo (
Norberg) — 85.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Schaub | QB | HOU | 19.8 |
| RB | D. McFadden | RB | LV | 0.7 |
| RB | M. Jones-Drew | RB | JAX | 8.4 |
| WR | M. Colston | WR | NO | 21.8 |
| WR | R. Wayne | WR | IND | 3.6 |
| WR | M. Wallace | WR | PIT | 17.8 |
| TE | J. Finley | TE | GB | 7.3 |
| K | S. Gostkowski | K | NE | 0.0 |
| DEF | Packers | DEF | 6.0 | |
| BN | G. Little | WR | CLE | 3.1 |
| BN | D. Thomas | RB | MIA | 5.3 |
| BN | J. Cutler | QB | CHI | 8.9 |
| BN | C. Cooley | TE | WAS | 0.0 |
| BN | L. Evans | WR | BAL | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Bush | RB | MIA | 4.6 |
Week 8: The Deebiest 56.4 – 105.1 Slob on my Kolb
(L)
vs
Bronchtein
The Deebiest (Demarkis) — 56.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Hasselbeck | QB | TEN | 12.9 |
| RB | J. Stewart | RB | CAR | 5.9 |
| RB | J. Best | RB | DET | 0.0 |
| WR | P. Garcon | WR | IND | 6.6 |
| WR | S. Smith | WR | CAR | 17.2 |
| WR | S. Moss | WR | WAS | 0.0 |
| TE | J. Witten | TE | DAL | 2.8 |
| K | J. Hanson | K | DET | 11.0 |
| DEF | Bears | DEF | 0.0 | |
| BN | E. Decker | WR | DEN | 13.2 |
| BN | M. Vick | QB | PHI | 24.2 |
| BN | A. Johnson | WR | HOU | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Fitzpatrick | QB | BUF | 14.9 |
| BN | K. | K | olb | 8.6 |
| BN | M. Bush | RB | LV | 0.0 |
Slob on my Kolb (
Bronchtein) — 105.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. Newton | QB | CAR | 24.9 |
| RB | A. Foster | RB | HOU | 18.4 |
| RB | B. Wells | RB | ARI | 14.3 |
| WR | H. Nicks | WR | NYG | 6.7 |
| WR | B. Marshall | WR | MIA | 5.5 |
| WR | V. Cruz | WR | NYG | 15.9 |
| TE | R. Gronkowski | TE | NE | 9.4 |
| K | J. Scobee | K | JAX | 2.0 |
| DEF | Giants | DEF | 8.0 | |
| BN | M. Forte | RB | CHI | 0.0 |
| BN | D. | K | eller | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Tebow | QB | DEN | 13.2 |
| BN | P. Burress | WR | NYJ | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Roethlisberger | QB | PIT | 20.7 |
| BN | Jets | DEF | 0.0 |
Week 9: The Deebiest 40.5 – 91.5 Hauschka's Missed Field Goals
(L)
vs
Becker-Parton
The Deebiest (Demarkis) — 40.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Hasselbeck | QB | TEN | 19.2 |
| RB | J. Stewart | RB | CAR | 0.0 |
| RB | J. Best | RB | DET | 0.0 |
| WR | P. Garcon | WR | IND | 2.2 |
| WR | S. Smith | WR | CAR | 0.0 |
| WR | S. Moss | WR | WAS | 0.0 |
| TE | J. Witten | TE | DAL | 13.1 |
| K | J. Hanson | K | DET | 0.0 |
| DEF | Bears | DEF | 6.0 | |
| BN | E. Decker | WR | DEN | 10.7 |
| BN | M. Vick | QB | PHI | 9.9 |
| BN | A. Johnson | WR | HOU | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Fitzpatrick | QB | BUF | 10.5 |
| BN | K. | K | olb | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Bush | RB | LV | 18.9 |
Hauschka's Missed Field Goals (
Becker-Parton) — 91.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Rodgers | QB | GB | 31.1 |
| RB | S. Greene | RB | NYJ | 7.6 |
| RB | B. Jacobs | RB | NYG | 16.0 |
| WR | G. Jennings | WR | GB | 10.6 |
| WR | R. White | WR | ATL | 7.6 |
| WR | A. Brown | WR | PIT | 10.9 |
| TE | J. Cook | TE | TEN | 2.7 |
| K | R. Lindell | K | BUF | 3.0 |
| DEF | Saints | DEF | 2.0 | |
| BN | M. Ryan | QB | ATL | 21.0 |
| BN | P. Harvin | WR | MIN | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Mathews | RB | LAC | 0.0 |
| BN | C. Ponder | QB | MIN | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Smith | WR | BAL | 13.1 |
| BN | A. Bradshaw | RB | NYG | 0.0 |
Week 10: The Deebiest 72.2 – 70.4 Lord Porksword
(W)
vs
Wood
The Deebiest (Demarkis) — 72.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Hasselbeck | QB | TEN | 12.9 |
| RB | J. Stewart | RB | CAR | 4.5 |
| RB | J. Best | RB | DET | 0.0 |
| WR | P. Garcon | WR | IND | 4.8 |
| WR | S. Smith | WR | CAR | 3.3 |
| WR | S. Moss | WR | WAS | 0.0 |
| TE | J. Witten | TE | DAL | 3.7 |
| K | J. Hanson | K | DET | 7.0 |
| DEF | Bears | DEF | 36.0 | |
| BN | E. Decker | WR | DEN | 11.6 |
| BN | M. Vick | QB | PHI | 9.0 |
| BN | A. Johnson | WR | HOU | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Fitzpatrick | QB | BUF | 5.8 |
| BN | K. | K | olb | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Bush | RB | LV | 30.2 |
Lord Porksword (
Wood) — 70.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Brady | QB | NE | 25.4 |
| RB | R. Rice | RB | BAL | 12.1 |
| RB | J. Starks | RB | GB | 7.4 |
| WR | D. Jackson | WR | PHI | 0.0 |
| WR | A. Boldin | WR | BAL | 2.2 |
| WR | J. Jones | WR | GB | 0.9 |
| TE | A. Gates | TE | LAC | 5.4 |
| K | S. Hauschka | K | SEA | 16.0 |
| DEF | Ravens | DEF | 1.0 | |
| BN | E. Doucet | WR | ARI | 8.4 |
| BN | J. Flacco | QB | BAL | 13.0 |
| BN | J. Avant | WR | PHI | 0.2 |
| BN | D. Sproles | RB | NO | 0.3 |
| BN | D. Hester | WR | CHI | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Celek | TE | PHI | 5.3 |
Week 11: The Deebiest 56.7 – 126.1 Believeland Browns
(L)
vs
Ballard
The Deebiest (Demarkis) — 56.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Hasselbeck | QB | TEN | 4.7 |
| RB | J. Stewart | RB | CAR | 10.9 |
| RB | J. Best | RB | DET | 0.0 |
| WR | P. Garcon | WR | IND | 0.0 |
| WR | S. Smith | WR | CAR | 12.6 |
| WR | S. Moss | WR | WAS | 0.0 |
| TE | J. Witten | TE | DAL | 14.5 |
| K | J. Hanson | K | DET | 7.0 |
| DEF | Bears | DEF | 7.0 | |
| BN | E. Decker | WR | DEN | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Vick | QB | PHI | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Johnson | WR | HOU | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Fitzpatrick | QB | BUF | 6.0 |
| BN | K. | K | olb | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Bush | RB | LV | 16.9 |
Believeland Browns (
Ballard) — 126.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Romo | QB | DAL | 23.5 |
| RB | L. McCoy | RB | PHI | 11.5 |
| RB | F. Gore | RB | SF | 9.4 |
| WR | J. Simpson | WR | CIN | 15.2 |
| WR | J. Nelson | WR | GB | 24.3 |
| WR | V. Jackson | WR | LAC | 22.5 |
| TE | B. Pettigrew | TE | DET | 9.7 |
| K | M. Crosby | K | GB | 5.0 |
| DEF | Browns | DEF | 5.0 | |
| BN | J. Maclin | WR | PHI | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Alexander | WR | LAR | 0.0 |
| BN | O. Daniels | TE | HOU | 0.0 |
| BN | E. Graham | RB | TB | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Cassel | QB | KC | 0.0 |
| BN | Steelers | DEF | 0.0 |
Week 12: The Deebiest 39.9 – 82.4 Anne Frank's Cunt
(L)
vs
Foote
The Deebiest (Demarkis) — 39.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Hasselbeck | QB | TEN | 6.2 |
| RB | J. Stewart | RB | CAR | 8.2 |
| RB | J. Best | RB | DET | 0.0 |
| WR | P. Garcon | WR | IND | 3.6 |
| WR | S. Smith | WR | CAR | 7.7 |
| WR | S. Moss | WR | WAS | 2.9 |
| TE | J. Witten | TE | DAL | 4.3 |
| K | J. Hanson | K | DET | 1.0 |
| DEF | Bears | DEF | 6.0 | |
| BN | E. Decker | WR | DEN | 12.5 |
| BN | M. Vick | QB | PHI | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Johnson | WR | HOU | 2.2 |
| BN | R. Fitzpatrick | QB | BUF | 26.0 |
| BN | K. | K | olb | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Bush | RB | LV | 15.3 |
Anne Frank's Cunt (
Foote) — 82.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Stafford | QB | DET | 14.1 |
| RB | R. Mendenhall | RB | PIT | 6.7 |
| RB | L. Blount | RB | TB | 11.9 |
| WR | M. Crabtree | WR | SF | 5.4 |
| WR | J. Jones | WR | ATL | 0.0 |
| WR | C. Johnson | WR | DET | 10.9 |
| TE | J. Graham | TE | NO | 20.4 |
| K | D. Akers | K | SF | 8.0 |
| DEF | Bengals | DEF | 5.0 | |
| BN | F. Jones | RB | DAL | 0.4 |
| BN | M. Manningham | WR | NYG | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Ingram | RB | NO | 15.4 |
| BN | R. Meachem | WR | NO | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Austin | WR | DAL | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Williams | RB | CAR | 18.9 |
Week 13: The Deebiest 73.5 – 96.0 Jake Ballard of a Thin Man
(L)
vs
Freundlich
The Deebiest (Demarkis) — 73.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Hasselbeck | QB | TEN | 5.5 |
| RB | J. Stewart | RB | CAR | 15.9 |
| RB | J. Best | RB | DET | 0.0 |
| WR | P. Garcon | WR | IND | 27.0 |
| WR | S. Smith | WR | CAR | 3.2 |
| WR | S. Moss | WR | WAS | 4.2 |
| TE | J. Witten | TE | DAL | 4.7 |
| K | J. Hanson | K | DET | 5.0 |
| DEF | Bears | DEF | 8.0 | |
| BN | E. Decker | WR | DEN | 2.5 |
| BN | M. Vick | QB | PHI | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Johnson | WR | HOU | 9.7 |
| BN | R. Fitzpatrick | QB | BUF | 13.6 |
| BN | K. | K | olb | 15.9 |
| BN | M. Bush | RB | LV | 4.5 |
Jake Ballard of a Thin Man (
Freundlich) — 96.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | E. Manning | QB | NYG | 21.9 |
| RB | C. Johnson | RB | TEN | 27.7 |
| RB | B. Green-Ellis | RB | NE | 7.4 |
| WR | W. Welker | WR | NE | 11.0 |
| WR | D. Nelson | WR | BUF | 3.4 |
| WR | M. Williams | WR | TB | 9.3 |
| TE | A. Hernandez | TE | NE | 4.3 |
| K | N. Rackers | K | HOU | 5.0 |
| DEF | Patriots | DEF | 6.0 | |
| BN | C. Spiller | RB | BUF | 16.2 |
| BN | K. Hunter | RB | SF | 2.8 |
| BN | S. Rice | WR | SEA | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Gaffney | WR | WAS | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Turner | RB | ATL | 4.4 |
| BN | N. Washington | WR | TEN | 4.0 |
Week 15: The Deebiest 56.0 – 96.7 King Dong
(L)
vs
Banys PLAYOFF
The Deebiest (Demarkis) — 56.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Hasselbeck | QB | TEN | 4.8 |
| RB | J. Stewart | RB | CAR | 5.1 |
| RB | J. Best | RB | DET | 0.0 |
| WR | P. Garcon | WR | IND | 1.2 |
| WR | S. Smith | WR | CAR | 14.2 |
| WR | S. Moss | WR | WAS | 10.0 |
| TE | J. Witten | TE | DAL | 7.7 |
| K | J. Hanson | K | DET | 4.0 |
| DEF | Bears | DEF | 9.0 | |
| BN | E. Decker | WR | DEN | 2.2 |
| BN | M. Vick | QB | PHI | 22.2 |
| BN | A. Johnson | WR | HOU | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Fitzpatrick | QB | BUF | 15.3 |
| BN | K. | K | olb | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Bush | RB | LV | 13.9 |
King Dong (
Banys) — 96.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | P. Rivers | QB | LAC | 14.8 |
| RB | C. Benson | RB | CIN | 14.7 |
| RB | A. Peterson | RB | MIN | 6.0 |
| WR | D. Bryant | WR | DAL | 10.0 |
| WR | A. Green | WR | CIN | 11.5 |
| WR | L. Fitzgerald | WR | ARI | 6.5 |
| TE | V. Davis | TE | SF | 13.2 |
| K | B. Cundiff | K | BAL | 2.0 |
| DEF | 49ers | DEF | 18.0 | |
| BN | S. Johnson | WR | BUF | 8.2 |
| BN | P. Hillis | RB | CLE | 16.8 |
| BN | B. Tate | RB | HOU | 3.0 |
| BN | D. Murray | RB | DAL | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Gonzalez | TE | ATL | 1.4 |
| BN | M. Tolbert | RB | LAC | 11.8 |
Week 16: The Deebiest 52.3 – 74.1 Bobo the Hobo
(L)
vs
Norberg PLAYOFF
The Deebiest (Demarkis) — 52.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Hasselbeck | QB | TEN | 14.2 |
| RB | J. Stewart | RB | CAR | 15.9 |
| RB | J. Best | RB | DET | 0.0 |
| WR | P. Garcon | WR | IND | 5.0 |
| WR | S. Smith | WR | CAR | 3.2 |
| WR | S. Moss | WR | WAS | 4.6 |
| TE | J. Witten | TE | DAL | 2.4 |
| K | J. Hanson | K | DET | 10.0 |
| DEF | Bears | DEF | -3.0 | |
| BN | E. Decker | WR | DEN | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Vick | QB | PHI | 20.7 |
| BN | A. Johnson | WR | HOU | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Fitzpatrick | QB | BUF | 10.0 |
| BN | K. | K | olb | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Bush | RB | LV | 9.4 |
Bobo the Hobo (
Norberg) — 74.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Schaub | QB | HOU | 0.0 |
| RB | D. Thomas | RB | MIA | 0.3 |
| RB | R. Bush | RB | MIA | 13.9 |
| WR | M. Colston | WR | NO | 14.1 |
| WR | R. Wayne | WR | IND | 16.6 |
| WR | M. Wallace | WR | PIT | 8.2 |
| TE | J. Finley | TE | GB | 8.0 |
| K | S. Gostkowski | K | NE | 9.0 |
| DEF | Packers | DEF | 4.0 | |
| BN | D. McFadden | RB | LV | 0.0 |
| BN | G. Little | WR | CLE | 4.0 |
| BN | J. Cutler | QB | CHI | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Jones-Drew | RB | JAX | 18.4 |
| BN | C. Cooley | TE | WAS | 0.0 |
| BN | L. Evans | WR | BAL | 0.0 |