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Demarkis — 2011

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The Deebiest · Record: 1-12 ยท PPG: 73.0 · 13 reg season + 2 playoff weeks

Week 1: The Deebiest 88.0137.6 Lord Porksword (L) vs Wood

The Deebiest (Demarkis) — 88.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Vick QB PHI 23.2
RB J. Best RB DET 11.4
RB L. Blount RB TB 1.5
WR C. Ochocinco WR NE 1.4
WR A. Johnson WR HOU 15.5
WR S. Holmes WR NYJ 7.0
TE J. Witten TE DAL 11.0
K N. K aeding 0.0
DEF Eagles DEF 17.0
BN R. Helu RB WAS 0.2
BN D. McNabb QB MIN 6.8
BN S. Smith WR CAR 29.8
BN S. Moss WR WAS 7.6
BN K. K olb 18.3
BN M. Bush RB LV 3.0

Lord Porksword (Wood) — 137.6 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Brady QB NE 35.0
RB R. Rice RB BAL 26.9
RB K. Moreno RB DEN 3.7
WR D. Jackson WR PHI 16.2
WR J. K nox 6.0
WR A. Boldin WR BAL 13.4
TE A. Gates TE LAC 7.4
K J. Brown K LAR 7.0
DEF Ravens DEF 22.0
BN J. Flacco QB BAL 21.0
BN J. Starks RB GB 11.7
BN M. Lynch RB SEA 4.7
BN H. Ward WR PIT 6.7
BN R. Williams WR CHI 5.5
BN D. Hester WR CHI 6.0
Week 2: The Deebiest 101.8171.2 Believeland Browns (L) vs Ballard

The Deebiest (Demarkis) — 101.8 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Vick QB PHI 14.2
RB J. Best RB DET 24.3
RB L. Blount RB TB 19.1
WR C. Ochocinco WR NE 4.5
WR A. Johnson WR HOU 15.3
WR S. Holmes WR NYJ 10.2
TE J. Witten TE DAL 10.2
K N. K aeding 0.0
DEF Eagles DEF 4.0
BN R. Helu RB WAS 11.2
BN D. McNabb QB MIN 10.3
BN S. Smith WR CAR 13.6
BN S. Moss WR WAS 12.1
BN K. K olb 16.0
BN M. Bush RB LV 8.3

Believeland Browns (Ballard) — 171.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Romo QB DAL 21.8
RB L. McCoy RB PHI 23.6
RB F. Gore RB SF 12.4
WR K. Britt WR TEN 19.5
WR J. Maclin WR PHI 29.2
WR V. Jackson WR LAC 29.2
TE O. Daniels TE HOU 8.5
K M. Crosby K GB 12.0
DEF Steelers DEF 15.0
BN J. Simpson WR CIN 13.6
BN J. Stewart RB CAR 10.5
BN J. Nelson WR GB 14.4
BN B. Pettigrew TE DET 0.7
BN J. Addai RB IND 10.1
BN M. Cassel QB KC -2.7
Week 3: The Deebiest 76.0106.6 Anne Frank's Cunt (L) vs Foote

The Deebiest (Demarkis) — 76.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB K. K olb 11.7
RB J. Best RB DET 8.8
RB L. Blount RB TB 9.4
WR S. Smith WR CAR 1.5
WR S. Moss WR WAS 7.0
WR A. Johnson WR HOU 13.6
TE J. Witten TE DAL 6.0
K J. Hanson K DET 16.0
DEF Eagles DEF 2.0
BN R. Helu RB WAS 3.2
BN D. McNabb QB MIN 13.5
BN M. Vick QB PHI 8.1
BN C. Ochocinco WR NE 2.8
BN S. Holmes WR NYJ 1.9
BN M. Bush RB LV 11.7

Anne Frank's Cunt (Foote) — 106.6 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Stafford QB DET 23.0
RB R. Mendenhall RB PIT 4.6
RB D. Williams RB CAR 3.5
WR J. Jones WR ATL 10.6
WR C. Johnson WR DET 22.8
WR R. Meachem WR NO 11.1
TE J. Graham TE NO 16.0
K D. Akers K SF 9.0
DEF Bears DEF 6.0
BN F. Jones RB DAL 15.5
BN M. Manningham WR NYG 0.0
BN E. Decker WR DEN 4.8
BN M. Ingram RB NO 9.5
BN M. Austin WR DAL 0.0
BN R. Fitzpatrick QB BUF 18.2
Week 4: The Deebiest 96.7100.8 Jake Ballard of a Thin Man (L) vs Freundlich

The Deebiest (Demarkis) — 96.7 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB K. K olb 5.6
RB J. Best RB DET 7.0
RB L. Blount RB TB 20.1
WR S. Smith WR CAR 18.1
WR S. Moss WR WAS 9.9
WR A. Johnson WR HOU 3.6
TE J. Witten TE DAL 15.4
K J. Hanson K DET 12.0
DEF Eagles DEF 5.0
BN R. Helu RB WAS 3.5
BN D. McNabb QB MIN 14.1
BN M. Vick QB PHI 30.1
BN C. Ochocinco WR NE 2.6
BN S. Holmes WR NYJ 3.3
BN M. Bush RB LV 14.1

Jake Ballard of a Thin Man (Freundlich) — 100.8 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB S. Bradford QB LAR 8.6
RB C. Johnson RB TEN 11.2
RB M. Turner RB ATL 20.8
WR S. Rice WR SEA 13.9
WR W. Welker WR NE 21.8
WR M. Williams WR TB 6.9
TE D. Clark TE IND 4.6
K N. Rackers K HOU 5.0
DEF Giants DEF 8.0
BN C. Henne QB MIA -0.8
BN B. Green-Ellis RB NE 14.4
BN D. K eller 1.2
BN P. Manning QB IND 0.0
BN M. Tolbert RB LAC 12.8
BN D. Nelson WR BUF 1.8
Week 5: The Deebiest 110.0133.6 King Dong (L) vs Banys

The Deebiest (Demarkis) — 110.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Hasselbeck QB TEN 12.8
RB J. Best RB DET 23.2
RB L. Blount RB TB 6.5
WR P. Garcon WR IND 24.5
WR S. Smith WR CAR 13.9
WR S. Holmes WR NYJ 12.0
TE J. Gresham TE CIN 8.1
K J. Hanson K DET 6.0
DEF Bears DEF 3.0
BN M. Vick QB PHI 21.6
BN S. Moss WR WAS 0.0
BN A. Johnson WR HOU 0.0
BN J. Witten TE DAL 0.0
BN K. K olb 4.3
BN M. Bush RB LV 0.9

King Dong (Banys) — 133.6 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB P. Rivers QB LAC 17.0
RB C. Benson RB CIN 5.3
RB A. Peterson RB MIN 30.2
WR S. Johnson WR BUF 2.9
WR A. Green WR CIN 15.0
WR L. Fitzgerald WR ARI 6.6
TE V. Davis TE SF 15.6
K S. Janikowski K LV 19.0
DEF 49ers DEF 22.0
BN P. Hillis RB CLE 0.0
BN D. Bryant WR DAL 0.0
BN K. Hunter RB SF 6.5
BN T. Gonzalez TE ATL 6.0
BN D. Branch WR NE 13.4
BN Saints DEF 3.0
Week 6: The Deebiest 77.790.8 Steve's Breaston Largements (L) vs Baumann

The Deebiest (Demarkis) — 77.7 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB R. Fitzpatrick QB BUF 14.6
RB J. Best RB DET 11.0
RB M. Bush RB LV 3.7
WR P. Garcon WR IND 3.2
WR S. Smith WR CAR 6.6
WR S. Moss WR WAS 3.8
TE J. Witten TE DAL 10.8
K J. Hanson K DET 7.0
DEF Bears DEF 17.0
BN J. Gresham TE CIN 2.3
BN M. Hasselbeck QB TEN 0.0
BN M. Vick QB PHI 16.9
BN A. Johnson WR HOU 0.0
BN S. Holmes WR NYJ 12.3
BN K. K olb 0.0

Steve's Breaston Largements (Baumann) — 90.8 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB D. Brees QB NO 15.4
RB S. Jackson RB LAR 12.5
RB F. Jackson RB BUF 22.8
WR D. Heyward-Bey WR LV 8.2
WR K. Walter WR HOU 5.2
WR J. Jones WR GB 9.5
TE G. Olsen TE CAR 4.2
K J. K asay 8.0
DEF Texans DEF 5.0
BN R. Torain RB WAS 2.2
BN T. Hightower RB WAS 0.0
BN D. Bowe WR KC 0.0
BN B. Lloyd WR LAR 0.0
BN W. McGahee RB DEN 0.0
BN N. Washington WR TEN 0.0
Week 7: The Deebiest 60.385.4 Bobo the Hobo (L) vs Norberg

The Deebiest (Demarkis) — 60.3 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB --empty-- QB 0.0
RB J. Best RB DET 0.0
RB M. Bush RB LV 11.1
WR P. Garcon WR IND 3.1
WR S. Smith WR CAR 14.9
WR S. Moss WR WAS 1.7
TE J. Witten TE DAL 9.5
K J. Hanson K DET 10.0
DEF Bears DEF 10.0
BN J. Gresham TE CIN 0.0
BN M. Hasselbeck QB TEN 4.2
BN M. Vick QB PHI 0.0
BN A. Johnson WR HOU 0.0
BN R. Fitzpatrick QB BUF 0.0
BN S. Holmes WR NYJ 2.4
BN K. K olb 18.3

Bobo the Hobo (Norberg) — 85.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Schaub QB HOU 19.8
RB D. McFadden RB LV 0.7
RB M. Jones-Drew RB JAX 8.4
WR M. Colston WR NO 21.8
WR R. Wayne WR IND 3.6
WR M. Wallace WR PIT 17.8
TE J. Finley TE GB 7.3
K S. Gostkowski K NE 0.0
DEF Packers DEF 6.0
BN G. Little WR CLE 3.1
BN D. Thomas RB MIA 5.3
BN J. Cutler QB CHI 8.9
BN C. Cooley TE WAS 0.0
BN L. Evans WR BAL 0.0
BN R. Bush RB MIA 4.6
Week 8: The Deebiest 56.4105.1 Slob on my Kolb (L) vs Bronchtein

The Deebiest (Demarkis) — 56.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Hasselbeck QB TEN 12.9
RB J. Stewart RB CAR 5.9
RB J. Best RB DET 0.0
WR P. Garcon WR IND 6.6
WR S. Smith WR CAR 17.2
WR S. Moss WR WAS 0.0
TE J. Witten TE DAL 2.8
K J. Hanson K DET 11.0
DEF Bears DEF 0.0
BN E. Decker WR DEN 13.2
BN M. Vick QB PHI 24.2
BN A. Johnson WR HOU 0.0
BN R. Fitzpatrick QB BUF 14.9
BN K. K olb 8.6
BN M. Bush RB LV 0.0

Slob on my Kolb (Bronchtein) — 105.1 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB C. Newton QB CAR 24.9
RB A. Foster RB HOU 18.4
RB B. Wells RB ARI 14.3
WR H. Nicks WR NYG 6.7
WR B. Marshall WR MIA 5.5
WR V. Cruz WR NYG 15.9
TE R. Gronkowski TE NE 9.4
K J. Scobee K JAX 2.0
DEF Giants DEF 8.0
BN M. Forte RB CHI 0.0
BN D. K eller 0.0
BN T. Tebow QB DEN 13.2
BN P. Burress WR NYJ 0.0
BN B. Roethlisberger QB PIT 20.7
BN Jets DEF 0.0
Week 9: The Deebiest 40.591.5 Hauschka's Missed Field Goals (L) vs Becker-Parton

The Deebiest (Demarkis) — 40.5 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Hasselbeck QB TEN 19.2
RB J. Stewart RB CAR 0.0
RB J. Best RB DET 0.0
WR P. Garcon WR IND 2.2
WR S. Smith WR CAR 0.0
WR S. Moss WR WAS 0.0
TE J. Witten TE DAL 13.1
K J. Hanson K DET 0.0
DEF Bears DEF 6.0
BN E. Decker WR DEN 10.7
BN M. Vick QB PHI 9.9
BN A. Johnson WR HOU 0.0
BN R. Fitzpatrick QB BUF 10.5
BN K. K olb 0.0
BN M. Bush RB LV 18.9

Hauschka's Missed Field Goals (Becker-Parton) — 91.5 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Rodgers QB GB 31.1
RB S. Greene RB NYJ 7.6
RB B. Jacobs RB NYG 16.0
WR G. Jennings WR GB 10.6
WR R. White WR ATL 7.6
WR A. Brown WR PIT 10.9
TE J. Cook TE TEN 2.7
K R. Lindell K BUF 3.0
DEF Saints DEF 2.0
BN M. Ryan QB ATL 21.0
BN P. Harvin WR MIN 0.0
BN R. Mathews RB LAC 0.0
BN C. Ponder QB MIN 0.0
BN T. Smith WR BAL 13.1
BN A. Bradshaw RB NYG 0.0
Week 10: The Deebiest 72.270.4 Lord Porksword (W) vs Wood

The Deebiest (Demarkis) — 72.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Hasselbeck QB TEN 12.9
RB J. Stewart RB CAR 4.5
RB J. Best RB DET 0.0
WR P. Garcon WR IND 4.8
WR S. Smith WR CAR 3.3
WR S. Moss WR WAS 0.0
TE J. Witten TE DAL 3.7
K J. Hanson K DET 7.0
DEF Bears DEF 36.0
BN E. Decker WR DEN 11.6
BN M. Vick QB PHI 9.0
BN A. Johnson WR HOU 0.0
BN R. Fitzpatrick QB BUF 5.8
BN K. K olb 0.0
BN M. Bush RB LV 30.2

Lord Porksword (Wood) — 70.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Brady QB NE 25.4
RB R. Rice RB BAL 12.1
RB J. Starks RB GB 7.4
WR D. Jackson WR PHI 0.0
WR A. Boldin WR BAL 2.2
WR J. Jones WR GB 0.9
TE A. Gates TE LAC 5.4
K S. Hauschka K SEA 16.0
DEF Ravens DEF 1.0
BN E. Doucet WR ARI 8.4
BN J. Flacco QB BAL 13.0
BN J. Avant WR PHI 0.2
BN D. Sproles RB NO 0.3
BN D. Hester WR CHI 0.0
BN B. Celek TE PHI 5.3
Week 11: The Deebiest 56.7126.1 Believeland Browns (L) vs Ballard

The Deebiest (Demarkis) — 56.7 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Hasselbeck QB TEN 4.7
RB J. Stewart RB CAR 10.9
RB J. Best RB DET 0.0
WR P. Garcon WR IND 0.0
WR S. Smith WR CAR 12.6
WR S. Moss WR WAS 0.0
TE J. Witten TE DAL 14.5
K J. Hanson K DET 7.0
DEF Bears DEF 7.0
BN E. Decker WR DEN 0.0
BN M. Vick QB PHI 0.0
BN A. Johnson WR HOU 0.0
BN R. Fitzpatrick QB BUF 6.0
BN K. K olb 0.0
BN M. Bush RB LV 16.9

Believeland Browns (Ballard) — 126.1 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Romo QB DAL 23.5
RB L. McCoy RB PHI 11.5
RB F. Gore RB SF 9.4
WR J. Simpson WR CIN 15.2
WR J. Nelson WR GB 24.3
WR V. Jackson WR LAC 22.5
TE B. Pettigrew TE DET 9.7
K M. Crosby K GB 5.0
DEF Browns DEF 5.0
BN J. Maclin WR PHI 0.0
BN D. Alexander WR LAR 0.0
BN O. Daniels TE HOU 0.0
BN E. Graham RB TB 0.0
BN M. Cassel QB KC 0.0
BN Steelers DEF 0.0
Week 12: The Deebiest 39.982.4 Anne Frank's Cunt (L) vs Foote

The Deebiest (Demarkis) — 39.9 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Hasselbeck QB TEN 6.2
RB J. Stewart RB CAR 8.2
RB J. Best RB DET 0.0
WR P. Garcon WR IND 3.6
WR S. Smith WR CAR 7.7
WR S. Moss WR WAS 2.9
TE J. Witten TE DAL 4.3
K J. Hanson K DET 1.0
DEF Bears DEF 6.0
BN E. Decker WR DEN 12.5
BN M. Vick QB PHI 0.0
BN A. Johnson WR HOU 2.2
BN R. Fitzpatrick QB BUF 26.0
BN K. K olb 0.0
BN M. Bush RB LV 15.3

Anne Frank's Cunt (Foote) — 82.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Stafford QB DET 14.1
RB R. Mendenhall RB PIT 6.7
RB L. Blount RB TB 11.9
WR M. Crabtree WR SF 5.4
WR J. Jones WR ATL 0.0
WR C. Johnson WR DET 10.9
TE J. Graham TE NO 20.4
K D. Akers K SF 8.0
DEF Bengals DEF 5.0
BN F. Jones RB DAL 0.4
BN M. Manningham WR NYG 0.0
BN M. Ingram RB NO 15.4
BN R. Meachem WR NO 0.0
BN M. Austin WR DAL 0.0
BN D. Williams RB CAR 18.9
Week 13: The Deebiest 73.596.0 Jake Ballard of a Thin Man (L) vs Freundlich

The Deebiest (Demarkis) — 73.5 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Hasselbeck QB TEN 5.5
RB J. Stewart RB CAR 15.9
RB J. Best RB DET 0.0
WR P. Garcon WR IND 27.0
WR S. Smith WR CAR 3.2
WR S. Moss WR WAS 4.2
TE J. Witten TE DAL 4.7
K J. Hanson K DET 5.0
DEF Bears DEF 8.0
BN E. Decker WR DEN 2.5
BN M. Vick QB PHI 0.0
BN A. Johnson WR HOU 9.7
BN R. Fitzpatrick QB BUF 13.6
BN K. K olb 15.9
BN M. Bush RB LV 4.5

Jake Ballard of a Thin Man (Freundlich) — 96.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB E. Manning QB NYG 21.9
RB C. Johnson RB TEN 27.7
RB B. Green-Ellis RB NE 7.4
WR W. Welker WR NE 11.0
WR D. Nelson WR BUF 3.4
WR M. Williams WR TB 9.3
TE A. Hernandez TE NE 4.3
K N. Rackers K HOU 5.0
DEF Patriots DEF 6.0
BN C. Spiller RB BUF 16.2
BN K. Hunter RB SF 2.8
BN S. Rice WR SEA 0.0
BN J. Gaffney WR WAS 0.0
BN M. Turner RB ATL 4.4
BN N. Washington WR TEN 4.0
Week 15: The Deebiest 56.096.7 King Dong (L) vs Banys PLAYOFF

The Deebiest (Demarkis) — 56.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Hasselbeck QB TEN 4.8
RB J. Stewart RB CAR 5.1
RB J. Best RB DET 0.0
WR P. Garcon WR IND 1.2
WR S. Smith WR CAR 14.2
WR S. Moss WR WAS 10.0
TE J. Witten TE DAL 7.7
K J. Hanson K DET 4.0
DEF Bears DEF 9.0
BN E. Decker WR DEN 2.2
BN M. Vick QB PHI 22.2
BN A. Johnson WR HOU 0.0
BN R. Fitzpatrick QB BUF 15.3
BN K. K olb 0.0
BN M. Bush RB LV 13.9

King Dong (Banys) — 96.7 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB P. Rivers QB LAC 14.8
RB C. Benson RB CIN 14.7
RB A. Peterson RB MIN 6.0
WR D. Bryant WR DAL 10.0
WR A. Green WR CIN 11.5
WR L. Fitzgerald WR ARI 6.5
TE V. Davis TE SF 13.2
K B. Cundiff K BAL 2.0
DEF 49ers DEF 18.0
BN S. Johnson WR BUF 8.2
BN P. Hillis RB CLE 16.8
BN B. Tate RB HOU 3.0
BN D. Murray RB DAL 0.0
BN T. Gonzalez TE ATL 1.4
BN M. Tolbert RB LAC 11.8
Week 16: The Deebiest 52.374.1 Bobo the Hobo (L) vs Norberg PLAYOFF

The Deebiest (Demarkis) — 52.3 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Hasselbeck QB TEN 14.2
RB J. Stewart RB CAR 15.9
RB J. Best RB DET 0.0
WR P. Garcon WR IND 5.0
WR S. Smith WR CAR 3.2
WR S. Moss WR WAS 4.6
TE J. Witten TE DAL 2.4
K J. Hanson K DET 10.0
DEF Bears DEF -3.0
BN E. Decker WR DEN 0.0
BN M. Vick QB PHI 20.7
BN A. Johnson WR HOU 0.0
BN R. Fitzpatrick QB BUF 10.0
BN K. K olb 0.0
BN M. Bush RB LV 9.4

Bobo the Hobo (Norberg) — 74.1 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Schaub QB HOU 0.0
RB D. Thomas RB MIA 0.3
RB R. Bush RB MIA 13.9
WR M. Colston WR NO 14.1
WR R. Wayne WR IND 16.6
WR M. Wallace WR PIT 8.2
TE J. Finley TE GB 8.0
K S. Gostkowski K NE 9.0
DEF Packers DEF 4.0
BN D. McFadden RB LV 0.0
BN G. Little WR CLE 4.0
BN J. Cutler QB CHI 0.0
BN M. Jones-Drew RB JAX 18.4
BN C. Cooley TE WAS 0.0
BN L. Evans WR BAL 0.0