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Ballard — 2011

Believeland Browns · Record: 8-5 ยท PPG: 100.1 · 13 reg season + 3 playoff weeks

Week 1: Believeland Browns 87.079.8 Jake Ballard of a Thin Man (W) vs Freundlich

Believeland Browns (Ballard) — 87.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Romo QB DAL 18.6
RB L. McCoy RB PHI 25.7
RB F. Gore RB SF 7.8
WR K. Britt WR TEN 25.6
WR J. Maclin WR PHI 2.0
WR V. Jackson WR LAC 3.1
TE O. Daniels TE HOU 1.2
K M. Crosby K GB 6.0
DEF Steelers DEF -3.0
BN J. Simpson WR CIN 4.4
BN J. Stewart RB CAR 4.0
BN J. Nelson WR GB 13.7
BN B. Pettigrew TE DET 5.7
BN J. Addai RB IND 5.2
BN M. Cassel QB KC 6.4

Jake Ballard of a Thin Man (Freundlich) — 79.8 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB S. Bradford QB LAR 4.0
RB C. Johnson RB TEN 4.9
RB M. Turner RB ATL 12.0
WR A. Collie WR IND 0.0
WR W. Welker WR NE 28.0
WR M. Williams WR TB 11.0
TE D. Clark TE IND 3.9
K N. Rackers K HOU 10.0
DEF Giants DEF 6.0
BN B. Green-Ellis RB NE 9.4
BN S. Rice WR SEA 0.0
BN P. Manning QB IND 0.0
BN R. Moss WR TEN 0.0
BN L. Moore WR NO 0.0
BN M. Tolbert RB LAC 27.3
Week 2: Believeland Browns 171.2101.8 The Deebiest (W) vs Demarkis

Believeland Browns (Ballard) — 171.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Romo QB DAL 21.8
RB L. McCoy RB PHI 23.6
RB F. Gore RB SF 12.4
WR K. Britt WR TEN 19.5
WR J. Maclin WR PHI 29.2
WR V. Jackson WR LAC 29.2
TE O. Daniels TE HOU 8.5
K M. Crosby K GB 12.0
DEF Steelers DEF 15.0
BN J. Simpson WR CIN 13.6
BN J. Stewart RB CAR 10.5
BN J. Nelson WR GB 14.4
BN B. Pettigrew TE DET 0.7
BN J. Addai RB IND 10.1
BN M. Cassel QB KC -2.7

The Deebiest (Demarkis) — 101.8 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Vick QB PHI 14.2
RB J. Best RB DET 24.3
RB L. Blount RB TB 19.1
WR C. Ochocinco WR NE 4.5
WR A. Johnson WR HOU 15.3
WR S. Holmes WR NYJ 10.2
TE J. Witten TE DAL 10.2
K N. K aeding 0.0
DEF Eagles DEF 4.0
BN R. Helu RB WAS 11.2
BN D. McNabb QB MIN 10.3
BN S. Smith WR CAR 13.6
BN S. Moss WR WAS 12.1
BN K. K olb 16.0
BN M. Bush RB LV 8.3
Week 3: Believeland Browns 76.1101.6 Steve's Breaston Largements (L) vs Baumann

Believeland Browns (Ballard) — 76.1 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Romo QB DAL 8.1
RB L. McCoy RB PHI 20.1
RB F. Gore RB SF 2.2
WR K. Britt WR TEN -0.2
WR J. Maclin WR PHI 6.9
WR V. Jackson WR LAC 6.4
TE O. Daniels TE HOU 13.6
K M. Crosby K GB 9.0
DEF Steelers DEF 10.0
BN J. Simpson WR CIN 0.6
BN J. Stewart RB CAR 8.5
BN J. Nelson WR GB 4.0
BN B. Pettigrew TE DET 11.2
BN J. Addai RB IND 14.8
BN M. Cassel QB KC 13.1

Steve's Breaston Largements (Baumann) — 101.6 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB D. Brees QB NO 26.7
RB T. Hightower RB WAS 14.0
RB F. Jackson RB BUF 22.1
WR D. Bowe WR KC 12.7
WR D. Henderson WR NO 6.2
WR M. Sims-Walker WR JAX 3.6
TE F. Davis TE WAS 2.3
K A. Henery K PHI 10.0
DEF Chargers DEF 4.0
BN J. Freeman QB TB 12.7
BN D. Moore WR LV 11.7
BN T. Jones RB KC 3.3
BN B. Lloyd WR LAR 3.8
BN S. Jackson RB LAR 2.3
BN R. Grant RB GB 9.2
Week 4: Believeland Browns 96.074.7 Bobo the Hobo (W) vs Norberg

Believeland Browns (Ballard) — 96.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Romo QB DAL 19.2
RB L. McCoy RB PHI 11.2
RB F. Gore RB SF 19.9
WR J. Simpson WR CIN 2.6
WR J. Maclin WR PHI 5.4
WR V. Jackson WR LAC 16.8
TE O. Daniels TE HOU 12.9
K M. Crosby K GB 7.0
DEF Steelers DEF 1.0
BN J. Stewart RB CAR 8.5
BN J. Nelson WR GB 15.1
BN K. Britt WR TEN 0.0
BN B. Pettigrew TE DET 6.4
BN J. Addai RB IND 4.8
BN M. Cassel QB KC 16.4

Bobo the Hobo (Norberg) — 74.7 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Schaub QB HOU 9.6
RB D. McFadden RB LV 12.3
RB M. Jones-Drew RB JAX 8.7
WR G. Little WR CLE 5.7
WR R. Wayne WR IND 5.9
WR M. Wallace WR PIT 7.7
TE J. Finley TE GB 2.8
K S. Gostkowski K NE 7.0
DEF Packers DEF 15.0
BN D. Thomas RB MIA 0.0
BN M. Colston WR NO 0.8
BN J. Cutler QB CHI 2.3
BN C. Cooley TE WAS 0.4
BN L. Evans WR BAL 0.0
BN R. Bush RB MIA 6.5
Week 5: Believeland Browns 108.9109.4 Slob on my Kolb (L) vs Bronchtein

Believeland Browns (Ballard) — 108.9 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Cassel QB KC 27.5
RB L. McCoy RB PHI 16.7
RB F. Gore RB SF 18.3
WR J. Nelson WR GB 1.7
WR J. Maclin WR PHI 11.4
WR V. Jackson WR LAC 3.4
TE O. Daniels TE HOU 8.9
K M. Crosby K GB 15.0
DEF Steelers DEF 6.0
BN J. Simpson WR CIN 4.0
BN J. Stewart RB CAR 3.3
BN K. Britt WR TEN 0.0
BN B. Pettigrew TE DET 9.9
BN J. Addai RB IND 2.5
BN T. Romo QB DAL 0.0

Slob on my Kolb (Bronchtein) — 109.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB C. Newton QB CAR 23.7
RB M. Forte RB CHI 15.1
RB A. Foster RB HOU 18.4
WR H. Nicks WR NYG 12.5
WR P. Burress WR NYJ 4.2
WR V. Cruz WR NYG 20.4
TE R. Gronkowski TE NE 3.1
K R. Gould K CHI 7.0
DEF Jets DEF 5.0
BN D. K eller 0.7
BN B. Wells RB ARI 12.0
BN B. Marshall WR MIA 0.0
BN L. Tomlinson RB NYJ 1.5
BN B. Roethlisberger QB PIT 27.1
BN D. Nelson WR BUF 6.6
Week 6: Believeland Browns 109.8100.4 Hauschka's Missed Field Goals (W) vs Becker-Parton

Believeland Browns (Ballard) — 109.8 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Romo QB DAL 16.4
RB L. McCoy RB PHI 19.9
RB F. Gore RB SF 20.6
WR J. Simpson WR CIN 10.1
WR J. Nelson WR GB 16.4
WR J. Maclin WR PHI 10.1
TE O. Daniels TE HOU 1.3
K M. Crosby K GB 6.0
DEF Steelers DEF 9.0
BN J. Stewart RB CAR 13.2
BN K. Britt WR TEN 0.0
BN B. Pettigrew TE DET 10.2
BN J. Addai RB IND 0.0
BN V. Jackson WR LAC 0.0
BN M. Cassel QB KC 0.0

Hauschka's Missed Field Goals (Becker-Parton) — 100.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Rodgers QB GB 24.1
RB S. Greene RB NYJ 7.7
RB A. Bradshaw RB NYG 31.0
WR M. Thomas WR JAX 3.6
WR G. Jennings WR GB 8.2
WR R. White WR ATL 2.1
TE H. Miller TE PIT 2.7
K M. Bryant K ATL 7.0
DEF Bengals DEF 14.0
BN M. Ryan QB ATL 17.2
BN J. Cook TE TEN 0.0
BN P. Harvin WR MIN 8.3
BN R. Mathews RB LAC 0.0
BN S. Ridley RB NE 1.9
BN B. Jacobs RB NYG 0.0
Week 7: Believeland Browns 59.262.6 Lord Porksword (L) vs Wood

Believeland Browns (Ballard) — 59.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Romo QB DAL 14.6
RB T. Hightower RB WAS 8.8
RB E. Graham RB TB 1.1
WR J. Nelson WR GB 5.2
WR D. Alexander WR LAR 0.9
WR V. Jackson WR LAC 1.5
TE B. Pettigrew TE DET 3.1
K M. Crosby K GB 17.0
DEF Steelers DEF 7.0
BN J. Simpson WR CIN 0.0
BN L. McCoy RB PHI 0.0
BN J. Maclin WR PHI 0.0
BN O. Daniels TE HOU 7.1
BN F. Gore RB SF 0.0
BN M. Cassel QB KC 2.2

Lord Porksword (Wood) — 62.6 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Flacco QB BAL 6.7
RB R. Rice RB BAL 4.3
RB J. Starks RB GB 9.9
WR J. K nox 5.3
WR A. Boldin WR BAL 10.0
WR D. Hester WR CHI 4.0
TE A. Gates TE LAC 11.4
K J. Brown K LAR 1.0
DEF Ravens DEF 10.0
BN D. Jackson WR PHI 0.0
BN K. Moreno RB DEN 3.8
BN J. Avant WR PHI 0.0
BN T. Brady QB NE 0.0
BN D. Sproles RB NO 22.7
BN B. Celek TE PHI 0.0
Week 8: Believeland Browns 110.191.3 King Dong (W) vs Banys

Believeland Browns (Ballard) — 110.1 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Romo QB DAL 11.0
RB L. McCoy RB PHI 32.0
RB F. Gore RB SF 19.4
WR J. Simpson WR CIN 7.4
WR J. Maclin WR PHI 11.4
WR V. Jackson WR LAC 4.9
TE O. Daniels TE HOU 6.0
K N. Novak K LAC 12.0
DEF Steelers DEF 6.0
BN J. Nelson WR GB 0.0
BN B. Pettigrew TE DET 0.8
BN D. Alexander WR LAR 0.0
BN E. Graham RB TB 0.0
BN M. Cassel QB KC 9.8
BN M. Crosby K GB 0.0

King Dong (Banys) — 91.3 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB P. Rivers QB LAC 10.9
RB D. Murray RB DAL 7.2
RB A. Peterson RB MIN 28.2
WR S. Johnson WR BUF 5.7
WR D. Bryant WR DAL 2.8
WR L. Fitzgerald WR ARI 9.8
TE V. Davis TE SF 2.7
K B. Cundiff K BAL 12.0
DEF 49ers DEF 12.0
BN P. Hillis RB CLE 0.0
BN B. Tate RB HOU 2.2
BN A. Green WR CIN 12.3
BN T. Gonzalez TE ATL 0.0
BN C. Benson RB CIN 0.0
BN M. Tolbert RB LAC 0.0
Week 9: Believeland Browns 121.7108.8 Anne Frank's Cunt (W) vs Foote

Believeland Browns (Ballard) — 121.7 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Romo QB DAL 20.5
RB L. McCoy RB PHI 17.7
RB F. Gore RB SF 11.4
WR J. Nelson WR GB 16.5
WR J. Maclin WR PHI 6.3
WR V. Jackson WR LAC 32.1
TE O. Daniels TE HOU 3.2
K M. Crosby K GB 9.0
DEF Steelers DEF 5.0
BN J. Simpson WR CIN 10.3
BN B. Pettigrew TE DET 0.0
BN D. Alexander WR LAR 0.0
BN E. Graham RB TB 0.0
BN M. Cassel QB KC 13.9
BN N. Novak K LAC 10.0

Anne Frank's Cunt (Foote) — 108.8 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Sanchez QB NYJ 8.9
RB L. Blount RB TB 8.0
RB P. Thomas RB NO 15.1
WR M. Manningham WR NYG 9.3
WR J. Jones WR ATL 28.4
WR M. Austin WR DAL 5.3
TE J. Graham TE NO 7.8
K D. Akers K SF 15.0
DEF Cowboys DEF 11.0
BN F. Jones RB DAL 0.0
BN R. Mendenhall RB PIT 11.5
BN M. Crabtree WR SF 5.1
BN M. Stafford QB DET 0.0
BN M. Ingram RB NO 0.0
BN C. Johnson WR DET 0.0
Week 10: Believeland Browns 77.177.1 Jake Ballard of a Thin Man (L) vs Freundlich

Believeland Browns (Ballard) — 77.1 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Romo QB DAL 22.8
RB L. McCoy RB PHI 15.3
RB F. Gore RB SF 0.8
WR J. Nelson WR GB 18.3
WR J. Maclin WR PHI 0.6
WR V. Jackson WR LAC 2.2
TE O. Daniels TE HOU 3.1
K M. Crosby K GB 9.0
DEF Steelers DEF 5.0
BN J. Simpson WR CIN 0.0
BN B. Pettigrew TE DET 3.8
BN D. Alexander WR LAR 0.0
BN E. Graham RB TB 0.0
BN M. Cassel QB KC 9.3
BN N. Novak K LAC 5.0

Jake Ballard of a Thin Man (Freundlich) — 77.1 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB E. Manning QB NYG 16.8
RB C. Johnson RB TEN 23.4
RB M. Turner RB ATL 10.6
WR W. Welker WR NE 4.6
WR J. Cribbs WR CLE 3.3
WR M. Williams WR TB 4.3
TE A. Hernandez TE NE 4.1
K N. Rackers K HOU 6.0
DEF Lions DEF 4.0
BN B. Green-Ellis RB NE 0.8
BN D. Jones WR BUF 5.1
BN K. Hunter RB SF 10.4
BN S. Rice WR SEA 1.4
BN L. Tomlinson RB NYJ 6.0
BN J. Ballard TE NYG 3.5
Week 11: Believeland Browns 126.156.7 The Deebiest (W) vs Demarkis

Believeland Browns (Ballard) — 126.1 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Romo QB DAL 23.5
RB L. McCoy RB PHI 11.5
RB F. Gore RB SF 9.4
WR J. Simpson WR CIN 15.2
WR J. Nelson WR GB 24.3
WR V. Jackson WR LAC 22.5
TE B. Pettigrew TE DET 9.7
K M. Crosby K GB 5.0
DEF Browns DEF 5.0
BN J. Maclin WR PHI 0.0
BN D. Alexander WR LAR 0.0
BN O. Daniels TE HOU 0.0
BN E. Graham RB TB 0.0
BN M. Cassel QB KC 0.0
BN Steelers DEF 0.0

The Deebiest (Demarkis) — 56.7 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Hasselbeck QB TEN 4.7
RB J. Stewart RB CAR 10.9
RB J. Best RB DET 0.0
WR P. Garcon WR IND 0.0
WR S. Smith WR CAR 12.6
WR S. Moss WR WAS 0.0
TE J. Witten TE DAL 14.5
K J. Hanson K DET 7.0
DEF Bears DEF 7.0
BN E. Decker WR DEN 0.0
BN M. Vick QB PHI 0.0
BN A. Johnson WR HOU 0.0
BN R. Fitzpatrick QB BUF 6.0
BN K. K olb 0.0
BN M. Bush RB LV 16.9
Week 12: Believeland Browns 61.0136.2 Steve's Breaston Largements (L) vs Baumann

Believeland Browns (Ballard) — 61.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Romo QB DAL 12.8
RB L. McCoy RB PHI 12.1
RB F. Gore RB SF 4.8
WR J. Simpson WR CIN 1.5
WR J. Nelson WR GB 2.6
WR V. Jackson WR LAC 2.5
TE B. Pettigrew TE DET 2.7
K M. Crosby K GB 9.0
DEF Steelers DEF 13.0
BN J. Maclin WR PHI 0.0
BN D. Alexander WR LAR 0.0
BN O. Daniels TE HOU 3.1
BN E. Graham RB TB 0.0
BN M. Cassel QB KC 0.0
BN Browns DEF 4.0

Steve's Breaston Largements (Baumann) — 136.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB D. Brees QB NO 37.3
RB M. Lynch RB SEA 19.1
RB S. Jackson RB LAR 7.8
WR D. Bowe WR KC 6.9
WR L. Robinson WR DAL 19.9
WR B. Lloyd WR LAR 13.4
TE F. Davis TE WAS 11.8
K J. K asay 7.0
DEF Texans DEF 13.0
BN D. Branch WR NE 12.5
BN W. McGahee RB DEN 11.7
BN F. Jackson RB BUF 0.0
BN J. Battle RB KC 2.0
BN K. Smith RB DET 5.7
BN S. Janikowski K LV 19.0
Week 13: Believeland Browns 97.678.4 Bobo the Hobo (W) vs Norberg

Believeland Browns (Ballard) — 97.6 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Romo QB DAL 16.1
RB L. McCoy RB PHI 25.3
RB F. Gore RB SF 7.3
WR J. Simpson WR CIN 0.0
WR J. Nelson WR GB 9.4
WR V. Jackson WR LAC 13.2
TE B. Pettigrew TE DET 1.3
K M. Crosby K GB 8.0
DEF Steelers DEF 17.0
BN J. Maclin WR PHI 0.0
BN D. Alexander WR LAR 1.0
BN O. Daniels TE HOU 3.5
BN E. Graham RB TB 0.0
BN M. Cassel QB KC 0.0
BN Browns DEF 3.0

Bobo the Hobo (Norberg) — 78.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Schaub QB HOU 0.0
RB D. Thomas RB MIA 7.3
RB R. Bush RB MIA 16.0
WR M. Colston WR NO 5.4
WR R. Wayne WR IND 5.5
WR M. Wallace WR PIT 15.5
TE J. Finley TE GB 14.7
K S. Gostkowski K NE 7.0
DEF Packers DEF 7.0
BN D. McFadden RB LV 0.0
BN G. Little WR CLE 1.8
BN J. Cutler QB CHI 0.0
BN M. Jones-Drew RB JAX 24.8
BN C. Cooley TE WAS 0.0
BN L. Evans WR BAL 0.0
Week 14: Believeland Browns 131.292.7 Anne Frank's Cunt (W) vs Foote PLAYOFF

Believeland Browns (Ballard) — 131.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Romo QB DAL 28.8
RB L. McCoy RB PHI 19.1
RB F. Gore RB SF 13.2
WR J. Simpson WR CIN 9.8
WR J. Nelson WR GB 14.1
WR V. Jackson WR LAC 5.5
TE B. Pettigrew TE DET 11.7
K M. Crosby K GB 15.0
DEF Steelers DEF 14.0
BN J. Maclin WR PHI 1.3
BN D. Alexander WR LAR 1.2
BN O. Daniels TE HOU 10.0
BN E. Graham RB TB 0.0
BN M. Cassel QB KC 0.0
BN Browns DEF 9.0

Anne Frank's Cunt (Foote) — 92.7 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Stafford QB DET 17.5
RB R. Mendenhall RB PIT 7.6
RB L. Blount RB TB 12.0
WR M. Crabtree WR SF 6.3
WR C. Johnson WR DET 4.0
WR M. Austin WR DAL 12.8
TE J. Graham TE NO 5.5
K D. Akers K SF 13.0
DEF Bengals DEF 14.0
BN M. Manningham WR NYG 12.2
BN J. Jones WR ATL 22.4
BN M. Ingram RB NO 0.0
BN D. Williams RB CAR 15.1
BN L. Moore WR NO 2.0
BN Cowboys DEF -2.0
Week 15: Believeland Browns 86.191.4 Slob on my Kolb (L) vs Bronchtein PLAYOFF

Believeland Browns (Ballard) — 86.1 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Romo QB DAL 25.9
RB F. Jones RB DAL 13.1
RB L. McCoy RB PHI 25.7
WR J. Nelson WR GB 2.9
WR V. Jackson WR LAC 9.3
WR D. Baldwin WR SEA 1.3
TE B. Pettigrew TE DET 4.9
K M. Crosby K GB 2.0
DEF Steelers DEF 1.0
BN J. Simpson WR CIN 1.4
BN J. Maclin WR PHI 5.7
BN O. Daniels TE HOU 2.9
BN F. Gore RB SF 12.5
BN M. Cassel QB KC 0.0
BN Browns DEF 7.0

Slob on my Kolb (Bronchtein) — 91.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB C. Newton QB CAR 19.5
RB A. Foster RB HOU 20.7
RB B. Wells RB ARI 12.1
WR B. Marshall WR MIA 12.4
WR S. Holmes WR NYJ 8.0
WR V. Cruz WR NYG 4.4
TE R. Gronkowski TE NE 5.3
K R. Gould K CHI 2.0
DEF Jets DEF 7.0
BN M. Forte RB CHI 0.0
BN J. K nox -0.5
BN H. Nicks WR NYG 7.3
BN P. Burress WR NYJ 6.9
BN B. Roethlisberger QB PIT 5.2
BN M. Barber RB CHI 3.3
Week 16: Believeland Browns 79.789.1 Steve's Breaston Largements (L) vs Baumann PLAYOFF

Believeland Browns (Ballard) — 79.7 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Romo QB DAL 0.0
RB F. Jones RB DAL 2.4
RB L. McCoy RB PHI 4.5
WR J. Nelson WR GB 23.5
WR J. Maclin WR PHI 13.2
WR V. Jackson WR LAC 4.1
TE B. Pettigrew TE DET 14.0
K M. Crosby K GB 5.0
DEF Steelers DEF 13.0
BN J. Simpson WR CIN 10.2
BN O. Daniels TE HOU 0.4
BN F. Gore RB SF 15.6
BN M. Cassel QB KC 0.0
BN D. Baldwin WR SEA 7.7
BN Browns DEF 10.0

Steve's Breaston Largements (Baumann) — 89.1 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB D. Brees QB NO 25.2
RB W. McGahee RB DEN 6.4
RB S. Jackson RB LAR 12.7
WR D. Thomas WR DEN 7.6
WR D. Bowe WR KC 14.0
WR L. Robinson WR DAL 0.5
TE D. K eller 7.7
K J. K asay 9.0
DEF Texans DEF 6.0
BN T. Tebow QB DEN 12.8
BN J. Gresham TE CIN 11.6
BN M. Lynch RB SEA 19.1
BN D. Branch WR NE 9.7
BN B. Lloyd WR LAR 2.9
BN J. Battle RB KC 5.6