Cromartie Paternity Project · Record: 6-7 · PPG: 87.5 · 13 reg season + 2 playoff weeks

Week 1: Cromartie Paternity Project 101.3 – 90.9 CHROMED OUT PENIS (W) vs Valenzuela

Cromartie Paternity Project (Bronchtein) — 101.3 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	P. Rivers	QB	LAC	13.0
RB	M. Forte	RB	CHI	18.0
RB	C. Johnson	RB	TEN	5.1
WR	E. Decker	WR	DEN	5.4
WR	S. Smith	WR	CAR	10.6
WR	V. Cruz	WR	NYG	5.8
TE	A. Hernandez	TE	NE	12.4
K	N. Folk	K	NYJ	12.0
DEF	Jets	DEF		19.0
BN	D.	K	eller	0.7
BN	K. Britt	WR	TEN	0.0
BN	T. Gerhart	RB	MIN	2.6
BN	L. Moore	WR	NO	18.0
BN	D. Nelson	WR	BUF	3.1
BN	A. Luck	QB	IND	9.3

CHROMED OUT PENIS (Valenzuela) — 90.9 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	E. Manning	QB	NYG	12.5
RB	D. McFadden	RB	LV	11.8
RB	J. Charles	RB	KC	8.7
WR	C. Johnson	WR	DET	11.1
WR	M. Austin	WR	DAL	13.3
WR	V. Jackson	WR	TB	4.7
TE	F. Davis	TE	WAS	3.8
K	S. Gostkowski	K	NE	10.0
DEF	Texans	DEF		15.0
BN	L. Blount	RB	TB	1.0
BN	J. Cutler	QB	CHI	18.9
BN	T. Romo	QB	DAL	23.5
BN	N. Washington	WR	TEN	11.3
BN	I. Redman	RB	PIT	2.7
BN	C. Fleener	TE	IND	8.2

Week 2: Cromartie Paternity Project 79.7 – 61.1 Hasselbeck Mountain (W) vs Banys

Cromartie Paternity Project (Bronchtein) — 79.7 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	P. Rivers	QB	LAC	22.3
RB	M. Forte	RB	CHI	8.0
RB	C. Johnson	RB	TEN	2.8
WR	E. Decker	WR	DEN	5.3
WR	S. Smith	WR	CAR	10.4
WR	V. Cruz	WR	NYG	23.9
TE	A. Hernandez	TE	NE	0.0
K	N. Folk	K	NYJ	4.0
DEF	Jets	DEF		3.0
BN	D.	K	eller	0.0
BN	K. Britt	WR	TEN	0.5
BN	T. Gerhart	RB	MIN	3.2
BN	L. Moore	WR	NO	3.0
BN	A. Luck	QB	IND	19.1
BN	S. Hill	WR	NYJ	0.0

Hasselbeck Mountain (Banys) — 61.1 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	A. Rodgers	QB	GB	10.2
RB	M. Turner	RB	ATL	10.2
RB	A. Peterson	RB	MIN	8.0
WR	D. Bryant	WR	DAL	1.7
WR	R. Cobb	WR	GB	4.8
WR	W. Welker	WR	NE	9.5
TE	O. Daniels	TE	HOU	4.7
K	S. Janikowski	K	LV	7.0
DEF	Lions	DEF		5.0
BN	A. Collie	WR	IND	0.0
BN	R. Meachem	WR	LAC	0.0
BN	R. Moss	WR	SF	1.4
BN	J. Witten	TE	DAL	5.8
BN	W. McGahee	RB	DEN	24.4
BN	J. Blackmon	WR	JAX	0.0

Week 3: Cromartie Paternity Project 38.8 – 109.7 Hauschka's Missed Field Goals (L) vs Becker-Parton

Cromartie Paternity Project (Bronchtein) — 38.8 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	P. Rivers	QB	LAC	3.1
RB	C. Johnson	RB	TEN	2.9
RB	K. Smith	RB	DET	0.0
WR	S. Smith	WR	CAR	8.6
WR	V. Cruz	WR	NYG	4.2
WR	S. Hill	WR	NYJ	0.0
TE	D. Rosario	TE	LAC	-2.0
K	N. Folk	K	NYJ	11.0
DEF	Jets	DEF		11.0
BN	M. Forte	RB	CHI	0.0
BN	K. Britt	WR	TEN	5.5
BN	T. Gerhart	RB	MIN	-0.2
BN	A. Hernandez	TE	NE	0.0
BN	E. Decker	WR	DEN	13.6
BN	A. Luck	QB	IND	23.5

Hauschka's Missed Field Goals (Becker-Parton) — 109.7 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	M. Ryan	QB	ATL	21.4
RB	L. McCoy	RB	PHI	7.8
RB	C. Spiller	RB	BUF	11.8
WR	A. Green	WR	CIN	25.4
WR	L. Fitzgerald	WR	ARI	17.4
WR	A. Brown	WR	PIT	12.7
TE	A. Gates	TE	LAC	2.2
K	D. Akers	K	SF	7.0
DEF	49ers	DEF		4.0
BN	J. Tamme	TE	DEN	3.1
BN	P. Hillis	RB	KC	1.1
BN	R. Mathews	RB	LAC	5.6
BN	J. Locker	QB	TEN	24.6
BN	T. Young	WR	DET	13.5
BN	S. Rice	WR	SEA	2.2

Week 4: Cromartie Paternity Project 94.6 – 96.1 Weak Left Nut (L) vs Norberg

Cromartie Paternity Project (Bronchtein) — 94.6 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	P. Rivers	QB	LAC	14.4
RB	C. Johnson	RB	TEN	15.7
RB	D. Woodhead	RB	NE	8.3
WR	E. Decker	WR	DEN	13.9
WR	S. Smith	WR	CAR	4.2
WR	V. Cruz	WR	NYG	16.9
TE	O. Daniels	TE	HOU	13.2
K	S. Hauschka	K	SEA	7.0
DEF	Jets	DEF		1.0
BN	M. Forte	RB	CHI	4.9
BN	K. Britt	WR	TEN	0.0
BN	T. Gerhart	RB	MIN	1.6
BN	A. Hernandez	TE	NE	0.0
BN	B. Powell	RB	NYJ	1.1
BN	A. Luck	QB	IND	0.0

Weak Left Nut (Norberg) — 96.1 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	M. Stafford	QB	DET	20.2
RB	A. Bradshaw	RB	NYG	7.7
RB	M. Bush	RB	CHI	3.7
WR	P. Garcon	WR	WAS	2.0
WR	A. Boldin	WR	BAL	13.1
WR	B. Lloyd	WR	NE	11.0
TE	R. Gronkowski	TE	NE	14.4
K	--empty--	K		0.0
DEF	Bears	DEF		24.0
BN	M. Manningham	WR	SF	7.5
BN	J. Freeman	QB	TB	14.8
BN	B. Wells	RB	ARI	0.0
BN	B. Tate	RB	HOU	1.4
BN	L. Robinson	WR	JAX	1.9
BN	M. Colston	WR	NO	21.3
BN	R. Gould	K	CHI	10.0

Week 5: Cromartie Paternity Project 100.8 – 86.2 RG3PO (W) vs Ballard

Cromartie Paternity Project (Bronchtein) — 100.8 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	P. Rivers	QB	LAC	18.2
RB	M. Forte	RB	CHI	12.7
RB	C. Johnson	RB	TEN	0.9
WR	E. Decker	WR	DEN	8.1
WR	S. Smith	WR	CAR	4.0
WR	V. Cruz	WR	NYG	23.0
TE	O. Daniels	TE	HOU	13.9
K	B. Walsh	K	MIN	12.0
DEF	Jets	DEF		8.0
BN	D. Woodhead	RB	NE	7.2
BN	K. Britt	WR	TEN	2.3
BN	J. Best	RB	DET	0.0
BN	T. Gerhart	RB	MIN	4.1
BN	A. Hernandez	TE	NE	0.0
BN	A. Luck	QB	IND	28.9

RG3PO (Ballard) — 86.2 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	R. Griffin III	QB	WAS	4.3
RB	M. Lynch	RB	SEA	9.4
RB	M. Jones-Drew	RB	JAX	5.9
WR	D. Bowe	WR	KC	6.0
WR	B. Marshall	WR	CHI	20.4
WR	J. Jones	WR	GB	16.6
TE	V. Davis	TE	SF	10.6
K	P. Dawson	K	CLE	9.0
DEF	Cardinals	DEF		4.0
BN	S. Johnson	WR	BUF	3.9
BN	M. Crabtree	WR	SF	17.3
BN	B. Pettigrew	TE	DET	0.0
BN	D. Heyward-Bey	WR	LV	0.0
BN	C. Newton	QB	CAR	7.8
BN	D. Williams	RB	CAR	-1.4

Week 6: Cromartie Paternity Project 97.2 – 88.2 Virgins with AIDS (W) vs Foote

Cromartie Paternity Project (Bronchtein) — 97.2 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	P. Rivers	QB	LAC	5.6
RB	C. Johnson	RB	TEN	11.4
RB	W. Powell	RB	ARI	7.8
WR	K. Britt	WR	TEN	12.2
WR	E. Decker	WR	DEN	15.8
WR	V. Cruz	WR	NYG	11.8
TE	O. Daniels	TE	HOU	4.6
K	B. Walsh	K	MIN	12.0
DEF	Jets	DEF		16.0
BN	M. Forte	RB	CHI	0.0
BN	J. Best	RB	DET	0.0
BN	T. Gerhart	RB	MIN	1.1
BN	A. Hernandez	TE	NE	9.0
BN	S. Smith	WR	CAR	0.0
BN	A. Luck	QB	IND	5.1

Virgins with AIDS (Foote) — 88.2 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	T. Brady	QB	NE	19.8
RB	D. Murray	RB	DAL	9.7
RB	F. Gore	RB	SF	5.6
WR	J. Maclin	WR	PHI	19.0
WR	D. Moore	WR	LV	16.4
WR	J. Jones	WR	ATL	6.3
TE	S. Chandler	TE	BUF	0.4
K	G. Zuerlein	K	LAR	6.0
DEF	Seahawks	DEF		5.0
BN	J. Nelson	WR	GB	30.1
BN	J. Finley	TE	GB	1.2
BN	B. Gibson	WR	LAR	9.1
BN	S. Ridley	RB	NE	3.4
BN	J. Cutler	QB	CHI	0.0
BN	B. Bolden	RB	NE	2.8

Week 7: Cromartie Paternity Project 108.7 – 68.7 JonBenet Ramses Barden (W) vs Freundlich

Cromartie Paternity Project (Bronchtein) — 108.7 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	A. Luck	QB	IND	18.6
RB	M. Forte	RB	CHI	10.0
RB	C. Johnson	RB	TEN	31.8
WR	K. Britt	WR	TEN	3.0
WR	S. Smith	WR	CAR	8.3
WR	V. Cruz	WR	NYG	19.1
TE	O. Daniels	TE	HOU	11.9
K	B. Walsh	K	MIN	3.0
DEF	Jets	DEF		3.0
BN	L. Blount	RB	TB	-0.2
BN	T. Gerhart	RB	MIN	0.1
BN	A. Hernandez	TE	NE	5.4
BN	E. Decker	WR	DEN	0.0
BN	P. Rivers	QB	LAC	0.0
BN	W. Powell	RB	ARI	1.8

JonBenet Ramses Barden (Freundlich) — 68.7 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	B. Roethlisberger	QB	PIT	13.0
RB	R. Rice	RB	BAL	5.4
RB	D. Sproles	RB	NO	11.9
WR	H. Nicks	WR	NYG	5.3
WR	T. Smith	WR	BAL	4.1
WR	M. Wallace	WR	PIT	5.9
TE	J. Finley	TE	GB	3.1
K	L. Tynes	K	NYG	9.0
DEF	Giants	DEF		11.0
BN	J. Stewart	RB	CAR	4.6
BN	D. Jackson	WR	PHI	0.0
BN	J. Graham	TE	NO	0.0
BN	P. Manning	QB	DEN	0.0
BN	A. Green	RB	GB	6.4
BN	Ravens	DEF		-2.0

Week 8: Cromartie Paternity Project 84.2 – 97.6 Colt McCoy and the 45's (L) vs Wright

Cromartie Paternity Project (Bronchtein) — 84.2 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	A. Luck	QB	IND	16.7
RB	M. Forte	RB	CHI	15.4
RB	C. Johnson	RB	TEN	11.7
WR	E. Decker	WR	DEN	16.3
WR	S. Smith	WR	CAR	11.8
WR	V. Cruz	WR	NYG	2.3
TE	A. Hernandez	TE	NE	0.0
K	B. Walsh	K	MIN	7.0
DEF	Jets	DEF		3.0
BN	K. Britt	WR	TEN	3.4
BN	L. Blount	RB	TB	1.6
BN	T. Gerhart	RB	MIN	2.6
BN	O. Daniels	TE	HOU	0.0
BN	P. Rivers	QB	LAC	6.2
BN	W. Powell	RB	ARI	0.0

Colt McCoy and the 45's (Wright) — 97.6 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	D. Brees	QB	NO	14.7
RB	R. Bush	RB	MIA	4.5
RB	D. Martin	RB	TB	33.4
WR	P. Harvin	WR	MIN	14.9
WR	R. Cobb	WR	GB	8.8
WR	R. Wayne	WR	IND	9.1
TE	B. Celek	TE	PHI	3.2
K	C. Barth	K	TB	12.0
DEF	Vikings	DEF		-3.0
BN	B. Green-Ellis	RB	CIN	0.0
BN	R. Mendenhall	RB	PIT	0.0
BN	R. Jennings	RB	JAX	9.5
BN	G. Jennings	WR	GB	0.0
BN	C. Palmer	QB	LV	14.3
BN	R. White	WR	ATL	3.8

Week 9: Cromartie Paternity Project 124.6 – 113.8 Steve's Breaston Largements (W) vs Baumann

Cromartie Paternity Project (Bronchtein) — 124.6 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	A. Luck	QB	IND	25.8
RB	M. Forte	RB	CHI	20.8
RB	C. Johnson	RB	TEN	17.1
WR	E. Decker	WR	DEN	21.9
WR	S. Smith	WR	CAR	10.1
WR	V. Cruz	WR	NYG	6.7
TE	O. Daniels	TE	HOU	12.2
K	B. Walsh	K	MIN	10.0
DEF	Vikings	DEF		0.0
BN	K. Britt	WR	TEN	6.7
BN	L. Blount	RB	TB	0.5
BN	T. Gerhart	RB	MIN	1.7
BN	A. Hernandez	TE	NE	0.0
BN	P. Rivers	QB	LAC	14.6
BN	Jets	DEF		0.0

Steve's Breaston Largements (Baumann) — 113.8 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	M. Vick	QB	PHI	18.2
RB	A. Foster	RB	HOU	17.1
RB	T. Richardson	RB	CLE	13.6
WR	D. Thomas	WR	DEN	7.7
WR	A. Johnson	WR	HOU	11.8
WR	M. Floyd	WR	LAC	10.8
TE	T. Gonzalez	TE	ATL	3.6
K	S. Janikowski	K	LV	6.0
DEF	Chargers	DEF		25.0
BN	S. Greene	RB	NYJ	0.0
BN	J. Dwyer	RB	PIT	0.0
BN	A. Dalton	QB	CIN	15.6
BN	S. Jackson	RB	LAR	0.0
BN	L. Moore	WR	NO	6.1
BN	F. Jackson	RB	BUF	3.5

Week 10: Cromartie Paternity Project 75.9 – 96.7 CHROMED OUT PENIS (L) vs Valenzuela

Cromartie Paternity Project (Bronchtein) — 75.9 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	A. Luck	QB	IND	18.2
RB	M. Forte	RB	CHI	3.6
RB	C. Johnson	RB	TEN	19.4
WR	E. Decker	WR	DEN	1.5
WR	S. Smith	WR	CAR	2.1
WR	V. Cruz	WR	NYG	2.6
TE	G. Graham	TE	HOU	1.5
K	B. Walsh	K	MIN	14.0
DEF	Jets	DEF		13.0
BN	K. Britt	WR	TEN	3.6
BN	J. Bell	RB	DET	4.8
BN	T. Gerhart	RB	MIN	1.5
BN	A. Hernandez	TE	NE	0.0
BN	O. Daniels	TE	HOU	0.0
BN	P. Rivers	QB	LAC	22.0

CHROMED OUT PENIS (Valenzuela) — 96.7 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	T. Romo	QB	DAL	16.3
RB	J. Charles	RB	KC	16.0
RB	V. Ballard	RB	IND	5.9
WR	C. Johnson	WR	DET	24.7
WR	M. Austin	WR	DAL	3.2
WR	V. Jackson	WR	TB	5.9
TE	B. Myers	TE	LV	5.7
K	S. Hauschka	K	SEA	4.0
DEF	Texans	DEF		15.0
BN	D. McFadden	RB	LV	0.0
BN	J. Flacco	QB	BAL	29.7
BN	T. Young	WR	DET	9.5
BN	T. Jones	RB	LV	1.3
BN	E. Manning	QB	NYG	2.7
BN	A. Morris	RB	WAS	0.0

Week 11: Cromartie Paternity Project 73.7 – 96.3 Hasselbeck Mountain (L) vs Banys

Cromartie Paternity Project (Bronchtein) — 73.7 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	A. Luck	QB	IND	13.8
RB	M. Forte	RB	CHI	6.7
RB	J. Starks	RB	GB	8.0
WR	E. Decker	WR	DEN	8.3
WR	C. Shorts	WR	JAX	14.1
WR	S. Smith	WR	CAR	6.1
TE	O. Daniels	TE	HOU	5.7
K	B. Walsh	K	MIN	0.0
DEF	Jets	DEF		11.0
BN	C. Johnson	RB	TEN	0.0
BN	K. Britt	WR	TEN	0.0
BN	T. Gerhart	RB	MIN	0.0
BN	A. Hernandez	TE	NE	0.0
BN	P. Rivers	QB	LAC	12.3
BN	V. Cruz	WR	NYG	0.0

Hasselbeck Mountain (Banys) — 96.3 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	A. Rodgers	QB	GB	15.7
RB	W. McGahee	RB	DEN	7.3
RB	M. Turner	RB	ATL	10.6
WR	M. Crabtree	WR	SF	9.1
WR	D. Bryant	WR	DAL	20.5
WR	W. Welker	WR	NE	8.0
TE	J. Witten	TE	DAL	5.1
K	J. Hanson	K	DET	8.0
DEF	Falcons	DEF		12.0
BN	D. Amendola	WR	LAR	4.1
BN	A. Roberts	WR	ARI	0.7
BN	R. Fitzpatrick	QB	BUF	8.2
BN	A. Peterson	RB	MIN	0.0
BN	D. Brown	RB	IND	2.3
BN	A. Brown	RB	NYG	0.0

Week 12: Cromartie Paternity Project 67.2 – 88.4 Hauschka's Missed Field Goals (L) vs Becker-Parton

Cromartie Paternity Project (Bronchtein) — 67.2 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	A. Luck	QB	IND	13.6
RB	M. Forte	RB	CHI	2.6
RB	C. Johnson	RB	TEN	10.9
WR	E. Decker	WR	DEN	6.4
WR	C. Shorts	WR	JAX	16.5
WR	V. Cruz	WR	NYG	9.6
TE	A. Hernandez	TE	NE	3.6
K	B. Walsh	K	MIN	4.0
DEF	Jets	DEF		0.0
BN	K. Britt	WR	TEN	8.5
BN	J. Starks	RB	GB	3.5
BN	O. Daniels	TE	HOU	8.0
BN	S. Smith	WR	CAR	6.0
BN	P. Rivers	QB	LAC	13.1
BN	R. Hillman	RB	DEN	0.9

Hauschka's Missed Field Goals (Becker-Parton) — 88.4 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	M. Ryan	QB	ATL	15.4
RB	C. Spiller	RB	BUF	10.3
RB	M. Leshoure	RB	DET	11.9
WR	A. Green	WR	CIN	13.2
WR	S. Rice	WR	SEA	5.2
WR	L. Fitzgerald	WR	ARI	3.1
TE	A. Gates	TE	LAC	1.3
K	D. Akers	K	SF	7.0
DEF	49ers	DEF		21.0
BN	J. Cook	TE	TEN	4.7
BN	L. McCoy	RB	PHI	0.0
BN	B. Hartline	WR	MIA	1.7
BN	R. Mathews	RB	LAC	8.8
BN	A. Brown	WR	PIT	0.0
BN	B. Brown	RB	PHI	26.9

Week 13: Cromartie Paternity Project 90.3 – 102.0 Weak Left Nut (L) vs Norberg

Cromartie Paternity Project (Bronchtein) — 90.3 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	A. Luck	QB	IND	28.9
RB	C. Johnson	RB	TEN	5.1
RB	B. Green-Ellis	RB	CIN	13.2
WR	E. Decker	WR	DEN	1.7
WR	C. Shorts	WR	JAX	13.7
WR	V. Cruz	WR	NYG	10.4
TE	O. Daniels	TE	HOU	4.3
K	S. Hauschka	K	SEA	5.0
DEF	Ravens	DEF		8.0
BN	M. Forte	RB	CHI	15.6
BN	K. Britt	WR	TEN	10.0
BN	G. Graham	TE	HOU	0.7
BN	S. Smith	WR	CAR	18.0
BN	M. Schaub	QB	HOU	16.2
BN	R. Hillman	RB	DEN	2.9

Weak Left Nut (Norberg) — 102.0 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	M. Stafford	QB	DET	18.5
RB	D. Woodhead	RB	NE	3.9
RB	A. Bradshaw	RB	NYG	11.6
WR	G. Tate	WR	SEA	15.6
WR	M. Colston	WR	NO	7.1
WR	A. Boldin	WR	BAL	14.1
TE	M. Bennett	TE	NYG	14.2
K	M. Bryant	K	ATL	13.0
DEF	Bears	DEF		4.0
BN	M. Manningham	WR	SF	3.7
BN	J. Freeman	QB	TB	16.4
BN	B. Tate	RB	HOU	1.8
BN	R. Gronkowski	TE	NE	0.0
BN	A. Smith	QB	SF	0.0
BN	I. Redman	RB	PIT	4.3

Week 15: Cromartie Paternity Project 100.1 – 59.5 Weak Left Nut (W) vs Norberg PLAYOFF

Cromartie Paternity Project (Bronchtein) — 100.1 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	A. Luck	QB	IND	16.4
RB	C. Johnson	RB	TEN	18.2
RB	B. Green-Ellis	RB	CIN	16.6
WR	E. Decker	WR	DEN	19.3
WR	C. Shorts	WR	JAX	10.1
WR	V. Cruz	WR	NYG	1.5
TE	O. Daniels	TE	HOU	4.0
K	S. Hauschka	K	SEA	13.0
DEF	Ravens	DEF		1.0
BN	M. Forte	RB	CHI	13.3
BN	K. Britt	WR	TEN	0.7
BN	G. Graham	TE	HOU	0.0
BN	S. Smith	WR	CAR	13.2
BN	M. Schaub	QB	HOU	14.4
BN	M. Bush	RB	CHI	0.0

Weak Left Nut (Norberg) — 59.5 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	M. Stafford	QB	DET	3.8
RB	D. Woodhead	RB	NE	20.4
RB	I. Redman	RB	PIT	4.4
WR	G. Tate	WR	SEA	6.4
WR	M. Colston	WR	NO	6.0
WR	A. Boldin	WR	BAL	0.0
TE	M. Bennett	TE	NYG	1.5
K	M. Bryant	K	ATL	10.0
DEF	Bears	DEF		7.0
BN	M. Manningham	WR	SF	0.0
BN	J. Freeman	QB	TB	2.0
BN	R. Gronkowski	TE	NE	0.0
BN	A. Bradshaw	RB	NYG	0.0
BN	A. Smith	QB	SF	0.0

Week 16: Cromartie Paternity Project 58.5 – 128.6 CHROMED OUT PENIS (L) vs Valenzuela PLAYOFF

Cromartie Paternity Project (Bronchtein) — 58.5 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	A. Luck	QB	IND	14.3
RB	C. Johnson	RB	TEN	4.1
RB	B. Green-Ellis	RB	CIN	1.4
WR	E. Decker	WR	DEN	18.5
WR	C. Shorts	WR	JAX	5.4
WR	V. Cruz	WR	NYG	2.1
TE	O. Daniels	TE	HOU	2.7
K	S. Hauschka	K	SEA	6.0
DEF	Ravens	DEF		4.0
BN	M. Forte	RB	CHI	15.5
BN	K. Britt	WR	TEN	10.1
BN	G. Graham	TE	HOU	1.4
BN	S. Smith	WR	CAR	10.5
BN	M. Schaub	QB	HOU	7.1
BN	M. Bush	RB	CHI	0.0

CHROMED OUT PENIS (Valenzuela) — 128.6 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	T. Romo	QB	DAL	32.6
RB	J. Charles	RB	KC	27.0
RB	A. Morris	RB	WAS	16.8
WR	P. Garcon	WR	WAS	8.9
WR	C. Johnson	WR	DET	20.5
WR	V. Jackson	WR	TB	10.8
TE	B. Myers	TE	LV	1.0
K	S. Graham	K	HOU	8.0
DEF	Texans	DEF		3.0
BN	D. McFadden	RB	LV	4.8
BN	D. Alexander	WR	LAC	12.9
BN	J. Rodgers	RB	ATL	2.5
BN	M. Austin	WR	DAL	10.5
BN	E. Manning	QB	NYG	10.8
BN	D. Wilson	RB	NYG	7.7