Ballard — 2014
JJ aka Juggalo Jihad Twatt · Record: 3-10 ยท PPG: 91.7 · 13 reg season + 3 playoff weeks
Week 1: JJ aka Juggalo Jihad Twatt 75.7 – 87.9 Hauschka's Super Bowl Ring
(L)
vs
Becker-Parton
JJ aka Juggalo Jihad Twatt (Ballard) — 75.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. Newton | QB | CAR | 0.0 |
| RB | J. Charles | RB | KC | 3.4 |
| RB | L. Bell | RB | PIT | 25.7 |
| WR | J. Nelson | WR | GB | 8.3 |
| WR | R. White | WR | ATL | 13.2 |
| TE | J. Witten | TE | DAL | 1.4 |
| R/W/T | T. Gerhart | RB | JAX | 5.7 |
| K | S. Gostkowski | K | NE | 8.0 |
| DEF | Panthers | DEF | 10.0 | |
| BN | D. McFadden | RB | LV | 2.1 |
| BN | K. Britt | WR | LAR | 0.0 |
| BN | C. Clay | TE | MIA | 2.7 |
| BN | G. Jennings | WR | MIN | 11.8 |
| BN | P. Rivers | QB | LAC | 11.5 |
| BN | K. Robinson | RB | NO | 8.8 |
Hauschka's Super Bowl Ring (
Becker-Parton) — 87.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Brees | QB | NO | 14.5 |
| RB | S. Vereen | RB | NE | 13.1 |
| RB | R. Bush | RB | DET | 6.4 |
| WR | C. Johnson | WR | DET | 28.4 |
| WR | L. Fitzgerald | WR | ARI | 2.2 |
| TE | J. Cameron | TE | CLE | 4.7 |
| R/W/T | K. Wright | WR | TEN | 10.6 |
| K | N. Novak | K | LAC | 5.0 |
| DEF | Bears | DEF | 3.0 | |
| BN | D. Woodhead | RB | LAC | 1.1 |
| BN | F. Jackson | RB | BUF | 7.4 |
| BN | R. Randle | WR | NYG | 0.1 |
| BN | E. Ebron | TE | DET | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Evans | WR | TB | 3.7 |
| BN | J. Matthews | WR | PHI | 3.7 |
Week 2: JJ aka Juggalo Jihad Twatt 93.0 – 80.8 Ebrony Threesome
(W)
vs
Wright
JJ aka Juggalo Jihad Twatt (Ballard) — 93.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. Newton | QB | CAR | 19.1 |
| RB | J. Charles | RB | KC | 1.2 |
| RB | L. Bell | RB | PIT | 10.7 |
| WR | J. Nelson | WR | GB | 26.9 |
| WR | R. White | WR | ATL | 4.2 |
| TE | J. Witten | TE | DAL | 3.2 |
| R/W/T | T. Gerhart | RB | JAX | 1.7 |
| K | S. Gostkowski | K | NE | 12.0 |
| DEF | Panthers | DEF | 14.0 | |
| BN | D. McFadden | RB | LV | 12.8 |
| BN | K. Britt | WR | LAR | 2.9 |
| BN | C. Clay | TE | MIA | 3.1 |
| BN | G. Jennings | WR | MIN | 0.4 |
| BN | P. Rivers | QB | LAC | 25.1 |
| BN | K. Robinson | RB | NO | 1.1 |
Ebrony Threesome (
Wright) — 80.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. | K | aepernick | 9.3 |
| RB | S. Jackson | RB | ATL | 5.3 |
| RB | A. Morris | RB | WAS | 20.5 |
| WR | D. Jackson | WR | WAS | 1.9 |
| WR | J. Hunter | WR | TEN | 2.6 |
| TE | Z. Ertz | TE | PHI | 8.6 |
| R/W/T | M. Wallace | WR | MIA | 11.6 |
| K | G. Gano | K | CAR | 12.0 |
| DEF | Texans | DEF | 9.0 | |
| BN | T. Romo | QB | DAL | 11.0 |
| BN | A. Peterson | RB | MIN | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Jeffery | WR | CHI | 4.7 |
| BN | T. Mason | RB | LAR | 0.0 |
| BN | J. McKinnon | RB | MIN | 1.2 |
Week 3: JJ aka Juggalo Jihad Twatt 59.0 – 70.0 Riley Cooper's Main Nukka
(L)
vs
Norberg
JJ aka Juggalo Jihad Twatt (Ballard) — 59.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. Newton | QB | CAR | 12.7 |
| RB | D. McFadden | RB | LV | 6.5 |
| RB | L. Bell | RB | PIT | 15.7 |
| WR | J. Nelson | WR | GB | 5.9 |
| WR | R. White | WR | ATL | 0.0 |
| TE | J. Witten | TE | DAL | 4.9 |
| R/W/T | T. Gerhart | RB | JAX | 6.3 |
| K | S. Gostkowski | K | NE | 10.0 |
| DEF | Panthers | DEF | -3.0 | |
| BN | J. Charles | RB | KC | 0.0 |
| BN | K. Britt | WR | LAR | 7.1 |
| BN | C. Clay | TE | MIA | 2.1 |
| BN | G. Jennings | WR | MIN | 7.0 |
| BN | P. Rivers | QB | LAC | 19.1 |
| BN | K. Robinson | RB | NO | 6.9 |
Riley Cooper's Main Nukka (
Norberg) — 70.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | P. Manning | QB | DEN | 19.0 |
| RB | C. Spiller | RB | BUF | 6.2 |
| RB | Z. Stacy | RB | LAR | 12.1 |
| WR | B. Marshall | WR | CHI | 0.6 |
| WR | T. Hilton | WR | IND | 8.0 |
| TE | D. Walker | TE | TEN | 5.4 |
| R/W/T | A. Hawkins | WR | CLE | 8.7 |
| K | M. Bryant | K | ATL | 8.0 |
| DEF | 49ers | DEF | 2.0 | |
| BN | D. McCluster | RB | TEN | 1.5 |
| BN | D. Pitta | TE | BAL | 1.2 |
| BN | E. Decker | WR | NYJ | 1.9 |
| BN | D. Bowe | WR | KC | 3.2 |
| BN | R. Tannehill | QB | MIA | 13.1 |
| BN | B. Sankey | RB | TEN | 7.0 |
Week 4: JJ aka Juggalo Jihad Twatt 76.3 – 95.7 Two Lines Cut with Dwanye Bowe
(L)
vs
Foote
JJ aka Juggalo Jihad Twatt (Ballard) — 76.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. Newton | QB | CAR | 12.6 |
| RB | D. McFadden | RB | LV | 7.2 |
| RB | L. Bell | RB | PIT | 10.9 |
| WR | J. Nelson | WR | GB | 22.8 |
| WR | G. Jennings | WR | MIN | 7.2 |
| TE | J. Witten | TE | DAL | 6.1 |
| R/W/T | K. Robinson | RB | NO | 10.5 |
| K | S. Gostkowski | K | NE | 2.0 |
| DEF | Bears | DEF | -3.0 | |
| BN | J. Charles | RB | KC | 28.8 |
| BN | K. Britt | WR | LAR | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Gerhart | RB | JAX | 8.0 |
| BN | C. Clay | TE | MIA | 3.2 |
| BN | P. Rivers | QB | LAC | 27.1 |
| BN | R. White | WR | ATL | 13.3 |
Two Lines Cut with Dwanye Bowe (
Foote) — 95.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Ryan | QB | ATL | 18.1 |
| RB | F. Gore | RB | SF | 23.4 |
| RB | E. Lacy | RB | GB | 11.9 |
| WR | R. Cobb | WR | GB | 23.3 |
| WR | J. Jones | WR | ATL | 8.2 |
| TE | L. Green | TE | LAC | 0.0 |
| R/W/T | C. Patterson | WR | MIN | 3.8 |
| K | M. Crosby | K | GB | 10.0 |
| DEF | Saints | DEF | -3.0 | |
| BN | M. Asiata | RB | MIN | 28.0 |
| BN | K. Rudolph | TE | MIN | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Colston | WR | NO | 5.0 |
| BN | B. Pierce | RB | BAL | 0.0 |
| BN | K. Stills | WR | NO | 6.2 |
| BN | J. Hill | RB | CIN | 0.0 |
Week 5: JJ aka Juggalo Jihad Twatt 98.5 – 116.7 A Teo of Two Titties
(L)
vs
Bronchtein
JJ aka Juggalo Jihad Twatt (Ballard) — 98.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | P. Rivers | QB | LAC | 20.8 |
| RB | L. Bell | RB | PIT | 11.8 |
| RB | K. Robinson | RB | NO | 15.7 |
| WR | J. Nelson | WR | GB | 12.6 |
| WR | G. Jennings | WR | MIN | 3.1 |
| TE | J. Witten | TE | DAL | 5.9 |
| R/W/T | R. White | WR | ATL | 2.6 |
| K | S. Gostkowski | K | NE | 19.0 |
| DEF | Bears | DEF | 7.0 | |
| BN | D. McFadden | RB | LV | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Charles | RB | KC | 8.4 |
| BN | K. Britt | WR | LAR | 12.8 |
| BN | T. Gerhart | RB | JAX | 2.9 |
| BN | C. Clay | TE | MIA | 0.0 |
| BN | C. Newton | QB | CAR | 14.1 |
A Teo of Two Titties (
Bronchtein) — 116.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Smith | QB | KC | 7.9 |
| RB | M. Forte | RB | CHI | 20.6 |
| RB | C. Ivory | RB | NYJ | 4.4 |
| WR | M. Crabtree | WR | SF | 1.6 |
| WR | A. Johnson | WR | HOU | 5.8 |
| TE | G. Olsen | TE | CAR | 19.2 |
| R/W/T | A. Foster | RB | HOU | 29.2 |
| K | P. Dawson | K | SF | 20.0 |
| DEF | Texans | DEF | 8.0 | |
| BN | C. Johnson | RB | NYJ | 0.2 |
| BN | H. Nicks | WR | IND | 2.9 |
| BN | J. | K | erley | 2.4 |
| BN | T. Austin | WR | LAR | 3.3 |
| BN | A. Williams | RB | NYG | 14.3 |
| BN | A. Hurns | WR | JAX | 2.6 |
Week 6: JJ aka Juggalo Jihad Twatt 107.2 – 112.6 Carlos Hyde Your Kids
(L)
vs
Waxman
JJ aka Juggalo Jihad Twatt (Ballard) — 107.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | P. Rivers | QB | LAC | 25.8 |
| RB | A. Smith | RB | ATL | 12.9 |
| RB | L. Bell | RB | PIT | 10.5 |
| WR | J. Nelson | WR | GB | 16.7 |
| WR | K. Britt | WR | LAR | 3.9 |
| TE | J. Witten | TE | DAL | 8.4 |
| R/W/T | R. White | WR | ATL | 4.0 |
| K | S. Gostkowski | K | NE | 15.0 |
| DEF | Bears | DEF | 10.0 | |
| BN | J. Charles | RB | KC | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Gerhart | RB | JAX | 0.0 |
| BN | C. Clay | TE | MIA | 3.5 |
| BN | C. Newton | QB | CAR | 33.1 |
| BN | M. Floyd | WR | LAC | 16.3 |
| BN | K. Robinson | RB | NO | 0.0 |
Carlos Hyde Your Kids (
Waxman) — 112.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Stafford | QB | DET | 11.5 |
| RB | J. Bell | RB | DET | 15.7 |
| RB | D. Murray | RB | DAL | 20.6 |
| WR | P. Garcon | WR | WAS | 9.1 |
| WR | D. Thomas | WR | DEN | 18.4 |
| TE | J. Thomas | TE | DEN | 17.1 |
| R/W/T | D. Hopkins | WR | HOU | 1.2 |
| K | A. Vinatieri | K | IND | 9.0 |
| DEF | Seahawks | DEF | 10.0 | |
| BN | B. Quick | WR | LAR | 1.0 |
| BN | L. Miller | RB | MIA | 13.3 |
| BN | R. Hillman | RB | DEN | 11.6 |
| BN | J. Randle | RB | DAL | 5.2 |
| BN | D. Freeman | RB | ATL | 3.1 |
| BN | C. Hyde | RB | SF | 1.5 |
| RES | J. Gordon | WR | CLE | 0.0 |
Week 7: JJ aka Juggalo Jihad Twatt 85.8 – 96.7 Spiller I Barely Know Her
(L)
vs
Valenzuela
JJ aka Juggalo Jihad Twatt (Ballard) — 85.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | P. Rivers | QB | LAC | 13.2 |
| RB | J. Charles | RB | KC | 16.7 |
| RB | L. Bell | RB | PIT | 20.5 |
| WR | J. Nelson | WR | GB | 14.0 |
| WR | A. Hurns | WR | JAX | 0.7 |
| TE | J. Witten | TE | DAL | 2.7 |
| R/W/T | M. Floyd | WR | LAC | 5.0 |
| K | S. Gostkowski | K | NE | 9.0 |
| DEF | Texans | DEF | 4.0 | |
| BN | A. Smith | RB | ATL | 0.9 |
| BN | T. Gerhart | RB | JAX | 0.0 |
| BN | N. Paul | TE | WAS | 5.8 |
| BN | C. Newton | QB | CAR | 13.3 |
| BN | R. White | WR | ATL | 16.0 |
| BN | K. Robinson | RB | NO | 0.6 |
Spiller I Barely Know Her (
Valenzuela) — 96.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Luck | QB | IND | 20.3 |
| RB | D. McFadden | RB | LV | 11.5 |
| RB | A. Ellington | RB | ARI | 16.0 |
| WR | J. Edelman | WR | NE | 5.2 |
| WR | A. Brown | WR | PIT | 13.1 |
| TE | A. Gates | TE | LAC | 12.1 |
| R/W/T | R. Wayne | WR | IND | 1.5 |
| K | D. Bailey | K | DAL | 7.0 |
| DEF | Bills | DEF | 10.0 | |
| BN | L. McCoy | RB | PHI | 0.0 |
| BN | P. Harvin | WR | NYJ | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Cutler | QB | CHI | 6.9 |
| BN | P. Thomas | RB | NO | 3.0 |
| BN | T. | K | elce | 3.3 |
| BN | S. Watkins | WR | BUF | 24.2 |
Week 8: JJ aka Juggalo Jihad Twatt 98.3 – 81.6 A Negro's in Brooklyn
(W)
vs
Wood
JJ aka Juggalo Jihad Twatt (Ballard) — 98.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | P. Rivers | QB | LAC | 17.8 |
| RB | J. Charles | RB | KC | 21.1 |
| RB | L. Bell | RB | PIT | 14.8 |
| WR | J. Nelson | WR | GB | 2.5 |
| WR | R. White | WR | ATL | 6.6 |
| TE | J. Witten | TE | DAL | 13.0 |
| R/W/T | A. Smith | RB | ATL | 0.5 |
| K | S. Gostkowski | K | NE | 15.0 |
| DEF | Texans | DEF | 7.0 | |
| BN | T. Gerhart | RB | JAX | 1.3 |
| BN | C. Newton | QB | CAR | 4.2 |
| BN | M. Jones-Drew | RB | LV | 1.4 |
| BN | M. Floyd | WR | LAC | 5.8 |
| BN | P. Thomas | RB | NO | 0.0 |
| BN | C. Fleener | TE | IND | 0.4 |
A Negro's in Brooklyn (
Wood) — 81.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | N. Foles | QB | PHI | 19.8 |
| RB | J. Stewart | RB | CAR | 9.4 |
| RB | D. Martin | RB | TB | 2.6 |
| WR | W. Welker | WR | DEN | 0.5 |
| WR | V. Jackson | WR | TB | 1.3 |
| TE | D. Allen | TE | IND | 8.1 |
| R/W/T | T. Williams | WR | DAL | 6.9 |
| K | J. Tucker | K | BAL | 14.0 |
| DEF | Chiefs | DEF | 19.0 | |
| BN | B. Hoyer | QB | CLE | 15.1 |
| BN | R. Helu | RB | WAS | 4.3 |
| BN | T. Smith | WR | BAL | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Sproles | RB | PHI | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Hester | WR | ATL | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Ball | RB | DEN | 0.0 |
Week 9: JJ aka Juggalo Jihad Twatt 78.0 – 88.4 De More DeMaryius
(L)
vs
Baumann
JJ aka Juggalo Jihad Twatt (Ballard) — 78.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | P. Rivers | QB | LAC | -5.2 |
| RB | J. Charles | RB | KC | 14.8 |
| RB | L. Bell | RB | PIT | 11.8 |
| WR | G. Jennings | WR | MIN | 7.6 |
| WR | M. Floyd | WR | LAC | 6.0 |
| TE | J. Witten | TE | DAL | 6.2 |
| R/W/T | T. Gerhart | RB | JAX | 6.8 |
| K | S. Gostkowski | K | NE | 13.0 |
| DEF | Texans | DEF | 17.0 | |
| BN | J. Nelson | WR | GB | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Smith | RB | ATL | 0.0 |
| BN | C. Newton | QB | CAR | 11.3 |
| BN | M. Jones-Drew | RB | LV | 0.9 |
| BN | R. White | WR | ATL | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Robinson | WR | JAX | 3.5 |
De More DeMaryius (
Baumann) — 88.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Brady | QB | NE | 26.7 |
| RB | J. Forsett | RB | BAL | 10.5 |
| RB | B. Tate | RB | PIT | 3.2 |
| WR | A. Green | WR | CIN | 10.1 |
| WR | K. Allen | WR | LAC | 4.7 |
| TE | J. Graham | TE | NO | 14.3 |
| R/W/T | A. Bradshaw | RB | IND | 7.9 |
| K | C. Catanzaro | K | ARI | 4.0 |
| DEF | Vikings | DEF | 7.0 | |
| BN | R. Jennings | RB | NYG | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Jones | WR | LV | 1.8 |
| BN | M. Floyd | WR | ARI | 3.6 |
| BN | R. Griffin | QB | WAS | 13.4 |
| BN | T. Mason | RB | LAR | 5.7 |
| BN | Lions | DEF | 0.0 |
Week 10: JJ aka Juggalo Jihad Twatt 102.3 – 116.5 for EmmanuelSanders foreverago
(L)
vs
Freundlich
JJ aka Juggalo Jihad Twatt (Ballard) — 102.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Flacco | QB | BAL | 10.6 |
| RB | J. Charles | RB | KC | 17.8 |
| RB | L. Bell | RB | PIT | 6.9 |
| WR | J. Nelson | WR | GB | 27.2 |
| WR | R. White | WR | ATL | 13.2 |
| TE | J. Witten | TE | DAL | 9.3 |
| R/W/T | A. Smith | RB | ATL | 0.3 |
| K | P. Dawson | K | SF | 9.0 |
| DEF | 49ers | DEF | 8.0 | |
| BN | T. Gerhart | RB | JAX | 0.2 |
| BN | C. Newton | QB | CAR | 9.8 |
| BN | G. Jennings | WR | MIN | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Floyd | WR | LAC | 0.0 |
| BN | S. Gostkowski | K | NE | 0.0 |
| BN | Texans | DEF | 0.0 |
for EmmanuelSanders foreverago (
Freundlich) — 116.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | R. Wilson | QB | SEA | 17.6 |
| RB | A. Dixon | RB | BUF | 6.2 |
| RB | M. Lynch | RB | SEA | 40.3 |
| WR | J. Maclin | WR | PHI | 3.8 |
| WR | E. Sanders | WR | DEN | 19.2 |
| TE | C. Clay | TE | MIA | 4.5 |
| R/W/T | G. Tate | WR | DET | 10.9 |
| K | M. Nugent | K | CIN | 3.0 |
| DEF | Cowboys | DEF | 11.0 | |
| BN | R. Gronkowski | TE | NE | 0.0 |
| BN | S. Smith | WR | BAL | 1.7 |
| BN | D. Baldwin | WR | SEA | 3.1 |
| BN | T. Richardson | RB | IND | 0.0 |
| BN | G. Bernard | RB | CIN | 0.0 |
| BN | O. Beckham | WR | NYG | 11.9 |
Week 11: JJ aka Juggalo Jihad Twatt 133.5 – 72.6 Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits
(W)
vs
Banys
JJ aka Juggalo Jihad Twatt (Ballard) — 133.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. Newton | QB | CAR | 16.7 |
| RB | J. Charles | RB | KC | 27.8 |
| RB | L. Bell | RB | PIT | 28.2 |
| WR | J. Nelson | WR | GB | 16.9 |
| WR | R. White | WR | ATL | 13.5 |
| TE | M. Rivera | TE | LV | 4.0 |
| R/W/T | M. Floyd | WR | LAC | 10.4 |
| K | S. Gostkowski | K | NE | 6.0 |
| DEF | Texans | DEF | 10.0 | |
| BN | J. Flacco | QB | BAL | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Smith | RB | ATL | 0.3 |
| BN | T. Gerhart | RB | JAX | 0.0 |
| BN | G. Jennings | WR | MIN | 0.4 |
| BN | J. Witten | TE | DAL | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Hawkins | WR | CLE | 15.7 |
Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits (
Banys) — 72.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. | K | aepernick | 14.1 |
| RB | M. Ingram | RB | NO | 9.7 |
| RB | A. Morris | RB | WAS | 13.2 |
| WR | K. Benjamin | WR | CAR | 16.9 |
| WR | B. Cooks | WR | NO | 5.5 |
| TE | M. Bennett | TE | CHI | 2.9 |
| R/W/T | A. Boldin | WR | SF | 5.3 |
| K | C. Parkey | K | PHI | 8.0 |
| DEF | Eagles | DEF | -3.0 | |
| BN | R. Mathews | RB | LAC | 7.5 |
| BN | D. Bryant | WR | DAL | 0.0 |
| BN | V. Davis | TE | SF | 1.1 |
| BN | K. Davis | RB | KC | 7.8 |
| BN | J. Brown | WR | ARI | 6.9 |
| BN | R. Bullock | K | HOU | 13.0 |
Week 12: JJ aka Juggalo Jihad Twatt 88.7 – 109.3 Riley Cooper's Main Nukka
(L)
vs
Norberg
JJ aka Juggalo Jihad Twatt (Ballard) — 88.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Flacco | QB | BAL | 13.9 |
| RB | J. Charles | RB | KC | 18.2 |
| RB | B. Cunningham | RB | LAR | 2.9 |
| WR | J. Nelson | WR | GB | 6.8 |
| WR | A. Hawkins | WR | CLE | 9.3 |
| TE | J. Witten | TE | DAL | 9.0 |
| R/W/T | R. White | WR | ATL | 9.6 |
| K | S. Gostkowski | K | NE | 10.0 |
| DEF | Texans | DEF | 9.0 | |
| BN | K. Britt | WR | LAR | 3.7 |
| BN | A. Smith | RB | ATL | 0.0 |
| BN | C. Newton | QB | CAR | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Floyd | WR | LAC | 3.0 |
| BN | Z. Ertz | TE | PHI | 3.0 |
| BN | L. Bell | RB | PIT | 0.0 |
Riley Cooper's Main Nukka (
Norberg) — 109.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | P. Manning | QB | DEN | 28.1 |
| RB | D. Robinson | RB | JAX | 5.2 |
| RB | C. Anderson | RB | DEN | 25.5 |
| WR | B. Marshall | WR | CHI | 3.2 |
| WR | T. Hilton | WR | IND | 19.7 |
| TE | C. Fleener | TE | IND | 2.8 |
| R/W/T | B. LaFell | WR | NE | 9.8 |
| K | B. McManus | K | DEN | 7.0 |
| DEF | Patriots | DEF | 8.0 | |
| BN | M. Asiata | RB | MIN | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Walker | TE | TEN | 15.5 |
| BN | D. Williams | RB | CAR | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Johnson | WR | HOU | 3.6 |
| BN | J. Gray | RB | NE | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Bryant | WR | PIT | 0.0 |
Week 13: JJ aka Juggalo Jihad Twatt 96.1 – 101.8 Ebrony Threesome
(L)
vs
Wright
JJ aka Juggalo Jihad Twatt (Ballard) — 96.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Flacco | QB | BAL | 23.3 |
| RB | J. Charles | RB | KC | 11.9 |
| RB | L. Bell | RB | PIT | 31.4 |
| WR | J. Nelson | WR | GB | 11.3 |
| WR | A. Hawkins | WR | CLE | 2.4 |
| TE | J. Witten | TE | DAL | 0.8 |
| R/W/T | R. White | WR | ATL | 0.0 |
| K | S. Gostkowski | K | NE | 3.0 |
| DEF | Texans | DEF | 12.0 | |
| BN | D. McFadden | RB | LV | 4.5 |
| BN | E. Decker | WR | NYJ | 1.8 |
| BN | C. Newton | QB | CAR | 13.7 |
| BN | M. Floyd | WR | LAC | 8.5 |
| BN | B. Rainey | RB | TB | 5.2 |
| BN | Z. Ertz | TE | PHI | 0.0 |
Ebrony Threesome (
Wright) — 101.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Brees | QB | NO | 30.3 |
| RB | J. McKinnon | RB | MIN | 0.0 |
| RB | I. Crowell | RB | CLE | 4.4 |
| WR | D. Jackson | WR | WAS | 14.4 |
| WR | A. Jeffery | WR | CHI | 19.1 |
| TE | N. Paul | TE | WAS | 0.7 |
| R/W/T | M. Wallace | WR | MIA | 6.9 |
| K | S. Hauschka | K | SEA | 13.0 |
| DEF | Broncos | DEF | 13.0 | |
| BN | L. Blount | RB | NE | 5.8 |
| BN | S. Jackson | RB | ATL | 10.1 |
| BN | T. West | RB | CLE | 1.6 |
| BN | B. Sankey | RB | TEN | 4.2 |
| BN | C. Sims | RB | TB | 5.5 |
| BN | B. Oliver | RB | LAC | 0.7 |
| RES | A. Peterson | RB | MIN | 0.0 |
Week 14: JJ aka Juggalo Jihad Twatt 152.2 – 86.1 Ebrony Threesome
(W)
vs
Wright PLAYOFF
JJ aka Juggalo Jihad Twatt (Ballard) — 152.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Flacco | QB | BAL | 23.4 |
| RB | J. Charles | RB | KC | 23.1 |
| RB | L. Bell | RB | PIT | 41.5 |
| WR | J. Nelson | WR | GB | 26.6 |
| WR | A. Hawkins | WR | CLE | 3.8 |
| TE | J. Witten | TE | DAL | 2.6 |
| R/W/T | R. White | WR | ATL | 10.2 |
| K | S. Gostkowski | K | NE | 11.0 |
| DEF | Texans | DEF | 10.0 | |
| BN | D. McFadden | RB | LV | 0.5 |
| BN | E. Decker | WR | NYJ | 8.9 |
| BN | C. Newton | QB | CAR | 35.3 |
| BN | M. Floyd | WR | LAC | 11.4 |
| BN | B. Rainey | RB | TB | 0.0 |
| BN | Z. Ertz | TE | PHI | 9.9 |
Ebrony Threesome (
Wright) — 86.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Brees | QB | NO | 11.0 |
| RB | B. Sankey | RB | TEN | 2.7 |
| RB | I. Crowell | RB | CLE | 11.4 |
| WR | M. Wallace | WR | MIA | 3.9 |
| WR | A. Jeffery | WR | CHI | 15.5 |
| TE | M. Rivera | TE | LV | 16.9 |
| R/W/T | L. Blount | RB | NE | 7.7 |
| K | S. Hauschka | K | SEA | 6.0 |
| DEF | Broncos | DEF | 11.0 | |
| BN | D. Jackson | WR | WAS | 0.0 |
| BN | S. Jackson | RB | ATL | 13.6 |
| BN | D. Adams | WR | GB | 0.6 |
| BN | J. McKinnon | RB | MIN | 0.0 |
| BN | C. Sims | RB | TB | 2.0 |
| BN | B. Oliver | RB | LAC | 0.1 |
| RES | A. Peterson | RB | MIN | 0.0 |
Week 15: JJ aka Juggalo Jihad Twatt 88.0 – 70.3 Hauschka's Super Bowl Ring
(W)
vs
Becker-Parton PLAYOFF
JJ aka Juggalo Jihad Twatt (Ballard) — 88.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Flacco | QB | BAL | 13.6 |
| RB | J. Charles | RB | KC | 5.3 |
| RB | L. Bell | RB | PIT | 23.9 |
| WR | J. Nelson | WR | GB | 5.5 |
| WR | A. Hawkins | WR | CLE | 0.7 |
| TE | Z. Ertz | TE | PHI | 3.2 |
| R/W/T | R. White | WR | ATL | 11.8 |
| K | S. Gostkowski | K | NE | 11.0 |
| DEF | Texans | DEF | 13.0 | |
| BN | D. McFadden | RB | LV | 1.3 |
| BN | E. Decker | WR | NYJ | 10.0 |
| BN | C. Newton | QB | CAR | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Witten | TE | DAL | 6.9 |
| BN | M. Floyd | WR | LAC | 3.4 |
| BN | B. Rainey | RB | TB | 0.0 |
Hauschka's Super Bowl Ring (
Becker-Parton) — 70.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Rodgers | QB | GB | 4.1 |
| RB | S. Vereen | RB | NE | 7.7 |
| RB | F. Jackson | RB | BUF | 9.8 |
| WR | C. Johnson | WR | DET | 5.3 |
| WR | J. Brown | WR | ARI | 2.2 |
| TE | T. | K | elce | 9.9 |
| R/W/T | M. Evans | WR | TB | 7.3 |
| K | S. Graham | K | NO | 7.0 |
| DEF | Bengals | DEF | 17.0 | |
| BN | L. Fitzgerald | WR | ARI | 3.0 |
| BN | R. Bush | RB | DET | 1.7 |
| BN | K. Wright | WR | TEN | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Randle | WR | NYG | 3.0 |
| BN | L. Donnell | TE | NYG | 1.1 |
| BN | T. Riddick | RB | DET | 0.4 |
Week 16: JJ aka Juggalo Jihad Twatt 83.1 – 89.6 Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits
(L)
vs
Banys PLAYOFF
JJ aka Juggalo Jihad Twatt (Ballard) — 83.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Flacco | QB | BAL | 7.3 |
| RB | J. Charles | RB | KC | 5.7 |
| RB | L. Bell | RB | PIT | 13.2 |
| WR | J. Nelson | WR | GB | 17.3 |
| WR | E. Decker | WR | NYJ | 2.1 |
| TE | J. Witten | TE | DAL | 15.0 |
| R/W/T | R. White | WR | ATL | 5.5 |
| K | S. Gostkowski | K | NE | 5.0 |
| DEF | Texans | DEF | 12.0 | |
| BN | D. McFadden | RB | LV | 5.4 |
| BN | C. Newton | QB | CAR | 21.3 |
| BN | M. Floyd | WR | LAC | 11.0 |
| BN | A. Hawkins | WR | CLE | 3.5 |
| BN | B. Rainey | RB | TB | 0.0 |
| BN | Z. Ertz | TE | PHI | 11.5 |
Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits (
Banys) — 89.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. | K | aepernick | 27.7 |
| RB | M. Ingram | RB | NO | 11.5 |
| RB | A. Morris | RB | WAS | 14.3 |
| WR | D. Bryant | WR | DAL | 13.3 |
| WR | A. Boldin | WR | SF | 6.1 |
| TE | M. Bennett | TE | CHI | 0.0 |
| R/W/T | K. Benjamin | WR | CAR | 4.7 |
| K | C. Parkey | K | PHI | 6.0 |
| DEF | Eagles | DEF | 6.0 | |
| BN | R. Mathews | RB | LAC | 0.0 |
| BN | V. Davis | TE | SF | 0.0 |
| BN | Ravens | DEF | 2.0 | |
| BN | Browns | DEF | 6.0 | |
| BN | Rams | DEF | -3.0 | |
| BN | Vikings | DEF | 1.0 | |
| RES | B. Cooks | WR | NO | 0.0 |