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Slob on my Kolb · Record: 11-2 ยท PPG: 114.2 · 13 reg season + 2 playoff weeks

Week 1: Slob on my Kolb 115.096.8 Bobo the Hobo (W) vs Norberg

Slob on my Kolb (Bronchtein) — 115.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB B. Roethlisberger QB PIT 6.1
RB M. Forte RB CHI 21.8
RB B. Wells RB ARI 16.2
WR H. Nicks WR NYG 12.2
WR B. Marshall WR MIA 13.9
WR P. Burress WR NYJ 13.2
TE R. Gronkowski TE NE 14.6
K A. Vinatieri K IND 1.0
DEF Jets DEF 16.0
BN P. Garcon WR IND 3.9
BN A. Foster RB HOU 0.0
BN T. Gonzalez TE ATL 7.2
BN L. Tomlinson RB NYJ 8.9
BN E. Manning QB NYG 14.9
BN Z. Miller TE SEA 1.9

Bobo the Hobo (Norberg) — 96.8 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Schaub QB HOU 8.8
RB D. McFadden RB LV 15.6
RB M. Jones-Drew RB JAX 15.7
WR M. Colston WR NO 6.1
WR R. Wayne WR IND 16.6
WR M. Wallace WR PIT 10.7
TE J. Finley TE GB 5.3
K S. Gostkowski K NE 8.0
DEF Packers DEF 10.0
BN G. Little WR CLE 1.2
BN D. Thomas RB MIA 0.0
BN J. Cutler QB CHI 18.5
BN C. Cooley TE WAS 2.1
BN L. Evans WR BAL 0.0
BN R. Bush RB MIA 15.4
Week 2: Slob on my Kolb 118.9119.1 King Dong (L) vs Banys

Slob on my Kolb (Bronchtein) — 118.9 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB B. Roethlisberger QB PIT 16.7
RB M. Forte RB CHI 16.6
RB B. Wells RB ARI 15.3
WR H. Nicks WR NYG 9.8
WR B. Marshall WR MIA 13.9
WR P. Burress WR NYJ 0.0
TE R. Gronkowski TE NE 20.6
K R. Gould K CHI 7.0
DEF Jets DEF 19.0
BN E. Doucet WR ARI 2.0
BN A. Foster RB HOU 4.0
BN C. Newton QB CAR 26.6
BN L. Tomlinson RB NYJ 1.5
BN E. Manning QB NYG 13.7
BN Z. Miller TE SEA 1.3

King Dong (Banys) — 119.1 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB P. Rivers QB LAC 18.3
RB C. Benson RB CIN 7.6
RB A. Peterson RB MIN 26.1
WR S. Johnson WR BUF 15.6
WR A. Green WR CIN 18.4
WR L. Fitzgerald WR ARI 19.3
TE V. Davis TE SF 1.8
K S. Janikowski K LV 5.0
DEF Browns DEF 7.0
BN P. Hillis RB CLE 21.7
BN C. Spiller RB BUF 6.9
BN D. Bryant WR DAL 0.0
BN D. Branch WR NE 12.9
BN B. Edwards WR SF 2.1
BN Saints DEF 12.0
Week 3: Slob on my Kolb 72.6104.8 Hauschka's Missed Field Goals (L) vs Becker-Parton

Slob on my Kolb (Bronchtein) — 72.6 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB C. Newton QB CAR 15.0
RB M. Forte RB CHI 8.2
RB C. Taylor RB ARI 3.2
WR H. Nicks WR NYG 2.5
WR B. Marshall WR MIA 4.3
WR P. Burress WR NYJ 11.5
TE R. Gronkowski TE NE 22.9
K R. Gould K CHI 5.0
DEF Jets DEF 0.0
BN E. Doucet WR ARI 5.0
BN A. Foster RB HOU 0.0
BN B. Wells RB ARI 0.0
BN L. Tomlinson RB NYJ 21.4
BN E. Manning QB NYG 25.9
BN B. Roethlisberger QB PIT 14.1

Hauschka's Missed Field Goals (Becker-Parton) — 104.8 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Rodgers QB GB 22.2
RB R. Mathews RB LAC 26.9
RB B. Tate RB HOU 9.0
WR P. Harvin WR MIN 8.8
WR G. Jennings WR GB 11.9
WR R. White WR ATL 14.0
TE K. Winslow TE TB 2.0
K M. Bryant K ATL 7.0
DEF Patriots DEF 3.0
BN M. Ryan QB ATL 12.4
BN D. Amendola WR LAR 0.0
BN S. Greene RB NYJ 10.6
BN M. Thomas WR JAX 11.5
BN A. Bradshaw RB NYG 19.9
BN B. Jacobs RB NYG 14.1
Week 4: Slob on my Kolb 147.1102.7 Lord Porksword (W) vs Wood

Slob on my Kolb (Bronchtein) — 147.1 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB C. Newton QB CAR 32.5
RB M. Forte RB CHI 28.8
RB A. Foster RB HOU 22.6
WR H. Nicks WR NYG 22.2
WR B. Marshall WR MIA 5.2
WR P. Burress WR NYJ 3.3
TE R. Gronkowski TE NE 1.5
K R. Gould K CHI 10.0
DEF Jets DEF 21.0
BN E. Doucet WR ARI 4.2
BN B. Wells RB ARI 31.8
BN L. Tomlinson RB NYJ 0.1
BN E. Manning QB NYG 18.5
BN B. Roethlisberger QB PIT 7.3
BN V. Cruz WR NYG 9.8

Lord Porksword (Wood) — 102.7 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Brady QB NE 16.9
RB R. Rice RB BAL 19.0
RB J. Starks RB GB 10.1
WR D. Jackson WR PHI 17.1
WR A. Boldin WR BAL 2.8
WR D. Hester WR CHI 0.0
TE S. Chandler TE BUF 0.8
K J. Brown K LAR 4.0
DEF Ravens DEF 32.0
BN J. Flacco QB BAL 2.2
BN J. K nox 4.8
BN K. Moreno RB DEN 1.1
BN A. Gates TE LAC 0.0
BN R. Williams WR CHI 1.5
BN D. Sproles RB NO 13.1
Week 5: Slob on my Kolb 109.4108.9 Believeland Browns (W) vs Ballard

Slob on my Kolb (Bronchtein) — 109.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB C. Newton QB CAR 23.7
RB M. Forte RB CHI 15.1
RB A. Foster RB HOU 18.4
WR H. Nicks WR NYG 12.5
WR P. Burress WR NYJ 4.2
WR V. Cruz WR NYG 20.4
TE R. Gronkowski TE NE 3.1
K R. Gould K CHI 7.0
DEF Jets DEF 5.0
BN D. K eller 0.7
BN B. Wells RB ARI 12.0
BN B. Marshall WR MIA 0.0
BN L. Tomlinson RB NYJ 1.5
BN B. Roethlisberger QB PIT 27.1
BN D. Nelson WR BUF 6.6

Believeland Browns (Ballard) — 108.9 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Cassel QB KC 27.5
RB L. McCoy RB PHI 16.7
RB F. Gore RB SF 18.3
WR J. Nelson WR GB 1.7
WR J. Maclin WR PHI 11.4
WR V. Jackson WR LAC 3.4
TE O. Daniels TE HOU 8.9
K M. Crosby K GB 15.0
DEF Steelers DEF 6.0
BN J. Simpson WR CIN 4.0
BN J. Stewart RB CAR 3.3
BN K. Britt WR TEN 0.0
BN B. Pettigrew TE DET 9.9
BN J. Addai RB IND 2.5
BN T. Romo QB DAL 0.0
Week 6: Slob on my Kolb 99.096.9 Anne Frank's Cunt (W) vs Foote

Slob on my Kolb (Bronchtein) — 99.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB C. Newton QB CAR 14.2
RB M. Forte RB CHI 12.3
RB A. Foster RB HOU 10.1
WR H. Nicks WR NYG 9.6
WR V. Cruz WR NYG 1.2
WR D. Nelson WR BUF 6.2
TE R. Gronkowski TE NE 7.4
K R. Gould K CHI 15.0
DEF Jets DEF 23.0
BN D. K eller 5.1
BN B. Wells RB ARI 0.0
BN T. Tebow QB DEN 0.0
BN B. Marshall WR MIA 10.9
BN P. Burress WR NYJ 1.6
BN B. Roethlisberger QB PIT 12.9

Anne Frank's Cunt (Foote) — 96.9 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Stafford QB DET 20.6
RB F. Jones RB DAL 3.3
RB R. Mendenhall RB PIT 20.6
WR C. Johnson WR DET 11.3
WR R. Meachem WR NO 2.3
WR M. Austin WR DAL 7.4
TE J. Graham TE NO 12.4
K D. Akers K SF 13.0
DEF Lions DEF 6.0
BN M. Crabtree WR SF 7.7
BN L. Blount RB TB 0.0
BN J. Jones WR ATL 0.0
BN M. Ingram RB NO 8.8
BN D. Williams RB CAR 4.6
BN A. Smith QB SF 5.5
Week 7: Slob on my Kolb 136.978.9 Jake Ballard of a Thin Man (W) vs Freundlich

Slob on my Kolb (Bronchtein) — 136.9 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB C. Newton QB CAR 26.1
RB M. Forte RB CHI 24.3
RB A. Foster RB HOU 41.4
WR T. Smith WR BAL 3.2
WR B. Marshall WR MIA 6.1
WR P. Burress WR NYJ 20.5
TE D. K eller 3.3
K R. Gould K CHI 6.0
DEF Jets DEF 6.0
BN B. Wells RB ARI 4.2
BN H. Nicks WR NYG 0.0
BN T. Tebow QB DEN 22.3
BN R. Gronkowski TE NE 0.0
BN B. Roethlisberger QB PIT 26.2
BN V. Cruz WR NYG 0.0

Jake Ballard of a Thin Man (Freundlich) — 78.9 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Freeman QB TB 10.6
RB C. Johnson RB TEN 4.5
RB M. Turner RB ATL 12.2
WR S. Rice WR SEA 3.8
WR J. Jones WR GB 6.3
WR M. Williams WR TB 7.5
TE F. Davis TE WAS 14.0
K N. Rackers K HOU 11.0
DEF Cowboys DEF 9.0
BN B. Green-Ellis RB NE 0.0
BN A. Hernandez TE NE 0.0
BN D. Jones WR BUF 0.0
BN M. Morris RB DET 6.3
BN W. Welker WR NE 0.0
BN E. Manning QB NYG 0.0
Week 8: Slob on my Kolb 105.156.4 The Deebiest (W) vs Demarkis

Slob on my Kolb (Bronchtein) — 105.1 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB C. Newton QB CAR 24.9
RB A. Foster RB HOU 18.4
RB B. Wells RB ARI 14.3
WR H. Nicks WR NYG 6.7
WR B. Marshall WR MIA 5.5
WR V. Cruz WR NYG 15.9
TE R. Gronkowski TE NE 9.4
K J. Scobee K JAX 2.0
DEF Giants DEF 8.0
BN M. Forte RB CHI 0.0
BN D. K eller 0.0
BN T. Tebow QB DEN 13.2
BN P. Burress WR NYJ 0.0
BN B. Roethlisberger QB PIT 20.7
BN Jets DEF 0.0

The Deebiest (Demarkis) — 56.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Hasselbeck QB TEN 12.9
RB J. Stewart RB CAR 5.9
RB J. Best RB DET 0.0
WR P. Garcon WR IND 6.6
WR S. Smith WR CAR 17.2
WR S. Moss WR WAS 0.0
TE J. Witten TE DAL 2.8
K J. Hanson K DET 11.0
DEF Bears DEF 0.0
BN E. Decker WR DEN 13.2
BN M. Vick QB PHI 24.2
BN A. Johnson WR HOU 0.0
BN R. Fitzpatrick QB BUF 14.9
BN K. K olb 8.6
BN M. Bush RB LV 0.0
Week 9: Slob on my Kolb 123.287.3 Steve's Breaston Largements (W) vs Baumann

Slob on my Kolb (Bronchtein) — 123.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB B. Roethlisberger QB PIT 16.5
RB M. Forte RB CHI 11.0
RB A. Foster RB HOU 21.0
WR B. Marshall WR MIA 16.6
WR S. Holmes WR NYJ 8.9
WR V. Cruz WR NYG 9.1
TE R. Gronkowski TE NE 16.1
K R. Gould K CHI 14.0
DEF Jets DEF 10.0
BN D. K eller 6.4
BN B. Wells RB ARI 3.3
BN H. Nicks WR NYG 0.0
BN C. Newton QB CAR 0.0
BN P. Burress WR NYJ 7.9
BN Giants DEF 11.0

Steve's Breaston Largements (Baumann) — 87.3 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB D. Brees QB NO 18.3
RB S. Jackson RB LAR 14.2
RB F. Jackson RB BUF 10.0
WR D. Bowe WR KC 8.8
WR B. Lloyd WR LAR 8.0
WR N. Washington WR TEN 2.8
TE F. Davis TE WAS 4.2
K J. K asay 9.0
DEF Texans DEF 12.0
BN R. Torain RB WAS 0.9
BN D. Heyward-Bey WR LV 0.0
BN M. Lynch RB SEA 20.3
BN D. Branch WR NE 2.1
BN W. McGahee RB DEN 28.3
BN J. Battle RB KC 4.9
Week 10: Slob on my Kolb 102.596.9 Bobo the Hobo (W) vs Norberg

Slob on my Kolb (Bronchtein) — 102.5 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB C. Newton QB CAR 12.0
RB M. Forte RB CHI 12.7
RB A. Foster RB HOU 30.6
WR B. Marshall WR MIA 9.8
WR S. Holmes WR NYJ 9.3
WR V. Cruz WR NYG 8.4
TE D. K eller 3.7
K R. Gould K CHI 15.0
DEF Jets DEF 1.0
BN B. Wells RB ARI 6.2
BN H. Nicks WR NYG 10.1
BN R. Gronkowski TE NE 23.3
BN P. Burress WR NYJ 9.9
BN B. Roethlisberger QB PIT 11.6
BN Giants DEF 4.0

Bobo the Hobo (Norberg) — 96.9 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Schaub QB HOU 17.8
RB D. Thomas RB MIA 4.2
RB R. Bush RB MIA 17.1
WR M. Colston WR NO 11.3
WR R. Wayne WR IND 1.3
WR M. Wallace WR PIT 8.5
TE J. Finley TE GB 6.7
K S. Gostkowski K NE 15.0
DEF Packers DEF 15.0
BN D. McFadden RB LV 0.0
BN G. Little WR CLE 9.4
BN J. Cutler QB CHI 4.7
BN M. Jones-Drew RB JAX 19.7
BN C. Cooley TE WAS 0.0
BN L. Evans WR BAL 0.0
Week 11: Slob on my Kolb 96.393.6 King Dong (W) vs Banys

Slob on my Kolb (Bronchtein) — 96.3 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB C. Newton QB CAR 24.9
RB M. Forte RB CHI 8.3
RB B. Wells RB ARI 1.3
WR H. Nicks WR NYG 6.9
WR B. Marshall WR MIA 0.5
WR V. Cruz WR NYG 18.8
TE R. Gronkowski TE NE 21.6
K R. Gould K CHI 7.0
DEF Jets DEF 7.0
BN A. Foster RB HOU 0.0
BN L. Stephens-Howling RB ARI 0.4
BN P. Burress WR NYJ 6.4
BN B. Roethlisberger QB PIT 0.0
BN S. Holmes WR NYJ 3.9
BN Giants DEF 8.0

King Dong (Banys) — 93.6 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB P. Rivers QB LAC 15.2
RB D. Murray RB DAL 10.5
RB A. Peterson RB MIN 8.6
WR D. Bryant WR DAL 12.8
WR A. Green WR CIN 0.0
WR L. Fitzgerald WR ARI 10.1
TE T. Gonzalez TE ATL 13.4
K B. Cundiff K BAL 7.0
DEF 49ers DEF 16.0
BN S. Johnson WR BUF 1.6
BN P. Hillis RB CLE 0.0
BN B. Tate RB HOU 0.0
BN V. Davis TE SF 12.7
BN C. Benson RB CIN 16.1
BN M. Tolbert RB LAC 3.8
Week 12: Slob on my Kolb 122.8112.4 Hauschka's Missed Field Goals (W) vs Becker-Parton

Slob on my Kolb (Bronchtein) — 122.8 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB C. Newton QB CAR 19.6
RB M. Forte RB CHI 8.4
RB A. Foster RB HOU 12.9
WR B. Marshall WR MIA 16.3
WR S. Holmes WR NYJ 11.0
WR V. Cruz WR NYG 27.7
TE R. Gronkowski TE NE 11.9
K R. Gould K CHI 12.0
DEF Jets DEF 3.0
BN J. K nox 20.5
BN B. Wells RB ARI 26.8
BN H. Nicks WR NYG 8.7
BN P. Burress WR NYJ 11.4
BN B. Roethlisberger QB PIT 10.5
BN M. Leinart QB HOU 6.3

Hauschka's Missed Field Goals (Becker-Parton) — 112.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Rodgers QB GB 20.2
RB R. Mathews RB LAC 14.2
RB B. Jacobs RB NYG 10.6
WR P. Harvin WR MIN 16.6
WR G. Jennings WR GB 13.4
WR R. White WR ATL 18.0
TE G. Olsen TE CAR 2.4
K D. Bailey K DAL 8.0
DEF Jaguars DEF 9.0
BN M. Ryan QB ATL 22.8
BN S. Greene RB NYJ 9.0
BN C. Ponder QB MIN 12.3
BN T. Smith WR BAL 2.3
BN A. Bradshaw RB NYG 0.0
BN A. Brown WR PIT 8.6
Week 13: Slob on my Kolb 136.097.2 Lord Porksword (W) vs Wood

Slob on my Kolb (Bronchtein) — 136.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB C. Newton QB CAR 38.3
RB M. Forte RB CHI 1.2
RB A. Foster RB HOU 21.2
WR H. Nicks WR NYG 20.8
WR B. Marshall WR MIA 6.0
WR V. Cruz WR NYG 11.9
TE R. Gronkowski TE NE 24.6
K R. Gould K CHI 3.0
DEF Jets DEF 9.0
BN D. K eller 1.2
BN J. K nox 5.3
BN B. Wells RB ARI 13.3
BN P. Burress WR NYJ 3.3
BN B. Roethlisberger QB PIT 15.0
BN S. Holmes WR NYJ 11.8

Lord Porksword (Wood) — 97.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Brady QB NE 20.3
RB R. Rice RB BAL 27.4
RB D. Sproles RB NO 13.4
WR D. Jackson WR PHI 3.9
WR A. Boldin WR BAL 3.2
WR J. Jones WR GB 0.0
TE A. Gates TE LAC 7.0
K S. Hauschka K SEA 7.0
DEF Ravens DEF 15.0
BN E. Doucet WR ARI 0.0
BN J. Flacco QB BAL 4.2
BN J. Starks RB GB 0.5
BN R. Cooper WR PHI 9.4
BN D. Moore WR LV 0.0
BN B. Celek TE PHI 2.1
Week 15: Slob on my Kolb 91.486.1 Believeland Browns (W) vs Ballard PLAYOFF

Slob on my Kolb (Bronchtein) — 91.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB C. Newton QB CAR 19.5
RB A. Foster RB HOU 20.7
RB B. Wells RB ARI 12.1
WR B. Marshall WR MIA 12.4
WR S. Holmes WR NYJ 8.0
WR V. Cruz WR NYG 4.4
TE R. Gronkowski TE NE 5.3
K R. Gould K CHI 2.0
DEF Jets DEF 7.0
BN M. Forte RB CHI 0.0
BN J. K nox -0.5
BN H. Nicks WR NYG 7.3
BN P. Burress WR NYJ 6.9
BN B. Roethlisberger QB PIT 5.2
BN M. Barber RB CHI 3.3

Believeland Browns (Ballard) — 86.1 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Romo QB DAL 25.9
RB F. Jones RB DAL 13.1
RB L. McCoy RB PHI 25.7
WR J. Nelson WR GB 2.9
WR V. Jackson WR LAC 9.3
WR D. Baldwin WR SEA 1.3
TE B. Pettigrew TE DET 4.9
K M. Crosby K GB 2.0
DEF Steelers DEF 1.0
BN J. Simpson WR CIN 1.4
BN J. Maclin WR PHI 5.7
BN O. Daniels TE HOU 2.9
BN F. Gore RB SF 12.5
BN M. Cassel QB KC 0.0
BN Browns DEF 7.0
Week 16: Slob on my Kolb 128.589.9 Hauschka's Missed Field Goals (W) vs Becker-Parton PLAYOFF

Slob on my Kolb (Bronchtein) — 128.5 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB C. Newton QB CAR 31.3
RB A. Foster RB HOU 23.4
RB B. Wells RB ARI 6.1
WR B. Marshall WR MIA 21.6
WR S. Holmes WR NYJ 4.9
WR V. Cruz WR NYG 22.4
TE R. Gronkowski TE NE 7.8
K R. Gould K CHI 7.0
DEF Jets DEF 4.0
BN M. Forte RB CHI 0.0
BN H. Nicks WR NYG 2.0
BN P. Burress WR NYJ 3.4
BN B. Roethlisberger QB PIT 0.0
BN M. Barber RB CHI 0.0
BN Titans DEF 4.0

Hauschka's Missed Field Goals (Becker-Parton) — 89.9 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Rodgers QB GB 33.1
RB S. Greene RB NYJ 7.8
RB R. Mathews RB LAC 7.4
WR P. Harvin WR MIN 16.4
WR R. White WR ATL 12.7
WR A. Brown WR PIT 4.2
TE K. Winslow TE TB 4.3
K D. Bailey K DAL 1.0
DEF Seahawks DEF 3.0
BN M. Ryan QB ATL 18.6
BN R. Helu RB WAS 0.0
BN T. Smith WR BAL 3.8
BN A. Bradshaw RB NYG 18.2
BN G. Jennings WR GB 0.0
BN B. Jacobs RB NYG 5.5