Bronchtein — 2011
Gold Slob on my Kolb · Record: 11-2 ยท PPG: 114.2 · 13 reg season + 2 playoff weeks
Week 1: Slob on my Kolb 115.0 – 96.8 Bobo the Hobo
(W)
vs
Norberg
Slob on my Kolb (Bronchtein) — 115.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | B. Roethlisberger | QB | PIT | 6.1 |
| RB | M. Forte | RB | CHI | 21.8 |
| RB | B. Wells | RB | ARI | 16.2 |
| WR | H. Nicks | WR | NYG | 12.2 |
| WR | B. Marshall | WR | MIA | 13.9 |
| WR | P. Burress | WR | NYJ | 13.2 |
| TE | R. Gronkowski | TE | NE | 14.6 |
| K | A. Vinatieri | K | IND | 1.0 |
| DEF | Jets | DEF | 16.0 | |
| BN | P. Garcon | WR | IND | 3.9 |
| BN | A. Foster | RB | HOU | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Gonzalez | TE | ATL | 7.2 |
| BN | L. Tomlinson | RB | NYJ | 8.9 |
| BN | E. Manning | QB | NYG | 14.9 |
| BN | Z. Miller | TE | SEA | 1.9 |
Bobo the Hobo (
Norberg) — 96.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Schaub | QB | HOU | 8.8 |
| RB | D. McFadden | RB | LV | 15.6 |
| RB | M. Jones-Drew | RB | JAX | 15.7 |
| WR | M. Colston | WR | NO | 6.1 |
| WR | R. Wayne | WR | IND | 16.6 |
| WR | M. Wallace | WR | PIT | 10.7 |
| TE | J. Finley | TE | GB | 5.3 |
| K | S. Gostkowski | K | NE | 8.0 |
| DEF | Packers | DEF | 10.0 | |
| BN | G. Little | WR | CLE | 1.2 |
| BN | D. Thomas | RB | MIA | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Cutler | QB | CHI | 18.5 |
| BN | C. Cooley | TE | WAS | 2.1 |
| BN | L. Evans | WR | BAL | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Bush | RB | MIA | 15.4 |
Week 2: Slob on my Kolb 118.9 – 119.1 King Dong
(L)
vs
Banys
Slob on my Kolb (Bronchtein) — 118.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | B. Roethlisberger | QB | PIT | 16.7 |
| RB | M. Forte | RB | CHI | 16.6 |
| RB | B. Wells | RB | ARI | 15.3 |
| WR | H. Nicks | WR | NYG | 9.8 |
| WR | B. Marshall | WR | MIA | 13.9 |
| WR | P. Burress | WR | NYJ | 0.0 |
| TE | R. Gronkowski | TE | NE | 20.6 |
| K | R. Gould | K | CHI | 7.0 |
| DEF | Jets | DEF | 19.0 | |
| BN | E. Doucet | WR | ARI | 2.0 |
| BN | A. Foster | RB | HOU | 4.0 |
| BN | C. Newton | QB | CAR | 26.6 |
| BN | L. Tomlinson | RB | NYJ | 1.5 |
| BN | E. Manning | QB | NYG | 13.7 |
| BN | Z. Miller | TE | SEA | 1.3 |
King Dong (
Banys) — 119.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | P. Rivers | QB | LAC | 18.3 |
| RB | C. Benson | RB | CIN | 7.6 |
| RB | A. Peterson | RB | MIN | 26.1 |
| WR | S. Johnson | WR | BUF | 15.6 |
| WR | A. Green | WR | CIN | 18.4 |
| WR | L. Fitzgerald | WR | ARI | 19.3 |
| TE | V. Davis | TE | SF | 1.8 |
| K | S. Janikowski | K | LV | 5.0 |
| DEF | Browns | DEF | 7.0 | |
| BN | P. Hillis | RB | CLE | 21.7 |
| BN | C. Spiller | RB | BUF | 6.9 |
| BN | D. Bryant | WR | DAL | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Branch | WR | NE | 12.9 |
| BN | B. Edwards | WR | SF | 2.1 |
| BN | Saints | DEF | 12.0 |
Week 3: Slob on my Kolb 72.6 – 104.8 Hauschka's Missed Field Goals
(L)
vs
Becker-Parton
Slob on my Kolb (Bronchtein) — 72.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. Newton | QB | CAR | 15.0 |
| RB | M. Forte | RB | CHI | 8.2 |
| RB | C. Taylor | RB | ARI | 3.2 |
| WR | H. Nicks | WR | NYG | 2.5 |
| WR | B. Marshall | WR | MIA | 4.3 |
| WR | P. Burress | WR | NYJ | 11.5 |
| TE | R. Gronkowski | TE | NE | 22.9 |
| K | R. Gould | K | CHI | 5.0 |
| DEF | Jets | DEF | 0.0 | |
| BN | E. Doucet | WR | ARI | 5.0 |
| BN | A. Foster | RB | HOU | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Wells | RB | ARI | 0.0 |
| BN | L. Tomlinson | RB | NYJ | 21.4 |
| BN | E. Manning | QB | NYG | 25.9 |
| BN | B. Roethlisberger | QB | PIT | 14.1 |
Hauschka's Missed Field Goals (
Becker-Parton) — 104.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Rodgers | QB | GB | 22.2 |
| RB | R. Mathews | RB | LAC | 26.9 |
| RB | B. Tate | RB | HOU | 9.0 |
| WR | P. Harvin | WR | MIN | 8.8 |
| WR | G. Jennings | WR | GB | 11.9 |
| WR | R. White | WR | ATL | 14.0 |
| TE | K. Winslow | TE | TB | 2.0 |
| K | M. Bryant | K | ATL | 7.0 |
| DEF | Patriots | DEF | 3.0 | |
| BN | M. Ryan | QB | ATL | 12.4 |
| BN | D. Amendola | WR | LAR | 0.0 |
| BN | S. Greene | RB | NYJ | 10.6 |
| BN | M. Thomas | WR | JAX | 11.5 |
| BN | A. Bradshaw | RB | NYG | 19.9 |
| BN | B. Jacobs | RB | NYG | 14.1 |
Week 4: Slob on my Kolb 147.1 – 102.7 Lord Porksword
(W)
vs
Wood
Slob on my Kolb (Bronchtein) — 147.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. Newton | QB | CAR | 32.5 |
| RB | M. Forte | RB | CHI | 28.8 |
| RB | A. Foster | RB | HOU | 22.6 |
| WR | H. Nicks | WR | NYG | 22.2 |
| WR | B. Marshall | WR | MIA | 5.2 |
| WR | P. Burress | WR | NYJ | 3.3 |
| TE | R. Gronkowski | TE | NE | 1.5 |
| K | R. Gould | K | CHI | 10.0 |
| DEF | Jets | DEF | 21.0 | |
| BN | E. Doucet | WR | ARI | 4.2 |
| BN | B. Wells | RB | ARI | 31.8 |
| BN | L. Tomlinson | RB | NYJ | 0.1 |
| BN | E. Manning | QB | NYG | 18.5 |
| BN | B. Roethlisberger | QB | PIT | 7.3 |
| BN | V. Cruz | WR | NYG | 9.8 |
Lord Porksword (
Wood) — 102.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Brady | QB | NE | 16.9 |
| RB | R. Rice | RB | BAL | 19.0 |
| RB | J. Starks | RB | GB | 10.1 |
| WR | D. Jackson | WR | PHI | 17.1 |
| WR | A. Boldin | WR | BAL | 2.8 |
| WR | D. Hester | WR | CHI | 0.0 |
| TE | S. Chandler | TE | BUF | 0.8 |
| K | J. Brown | K | LAR | 4.0 |
| DEF | Ravens | DEF | 32.0 | |
| BN | J. Flacco | QB | BAL | 2.2 |
| BN | J. | K | nox | 4.8 |
| BN | K. Moreno | RB | DEN | 1.1 |
| BN | A. Gates | TE | LAC | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Williams | WR | CHI | 1.5 |
| BN | D. Sproles | RB | NO | 13.1 |
Week 5: Slob on my Kolb 109.4 – 108.9 Believeland Browns
(W)
vs
Ballard
Slob on my Kolb (Bronchtein) — 109.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. Newton | QB | CAR | 23.7 |
| RB | M. Forte | RB | CHI | 15.1 |
| RB | A. Foster | RB | HOU | 18.4 |
| WR | H. Nicks | WR | NYG | 12.5 |
| WR | P. Burress | WR | NYJ | 4.2 |
| WR | V. Cruz | WR | NYG | 20.4 |
| TE | R. Gronkowski | TE | NE | 3.1 |
| K | R. Gould | K | CHI | 7.0 |
| DEF | Jets | DEF | 5.0 | |
| BN | D. | K | eller | 0.7 |
| BN | B. Wells | RB | ARI | 12.0 |
| BN | B. Marshall | WR | MIA | 0.0 |
| BN | L. Tomlinson | RB | NYJ | 1.5 |
| BN | B. Roethlisberger | QB | PIT | 27.1 |
| BN | D. Nelson | WR | BUF | 6.6 |
Believeland Browns (
Ballard) — 108.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Cassel | QB | KC | 27.5 |
| RB | L. McCoy | RB | PHI | 16.7 |
| RB | F. Gore | RB | SF | 18.3 |
| WR | J. Nelson | WR | GB | 1.7 |
| WR | J. Maclin | WR | PHI | 11.4 |
| WR | V. Jackson | WR | LAC | 3.4 |
| TE | O. Daniels | TE | HOU | 8.9 |
| K | M. Crosby | K | GB | 15.0 |
| DEF | Steelers | DEF | 6.0 | |
| BN | J. Simpson | WR | CIN | 4.0 |
| BN | J. Stewart | RB | CAR | 3.3 |
| BN | K. Britt | WR | TEN | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Pettigrew | TE | DET | 9.9 |
| BN | J. Addai | RB | IND | 2.5 |
| BN | T. Romo | QB | DAL | 0.0 |
Week 6: Slob on my Kolb 99.0 – 96.9 Anne Frank's Cunt
(W)
vs
Foote
Slob on my Kolb (Bronchtein) — 99.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. Newton | QB | CAR | 14.2 |
| RB | M. Forte | RB | CHI | 12.3 |
| RB | A. Foster | RB | HOU | 10.1 |
| WR | H. Nicks | WR | NYG | 9.6 |
| WR | V. Cruz | WR | NYG | 1.2 |
| WR | D. Nelson | WR | BUF | 6.2 |
| TE | R. Gronkowski | TE | NE | 7.4 |
| K | R. Gould | K | CHI | 15.0 |
| DEF | Jets | DEF | 23.0 | |
| BN | D. | K | eller | 5.1 |
| BN | B. Wells | RB | ARI | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Tebow | QB | DEN | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Marshall | WR | MIA | 10.9 |
| BN | P. Burress | WR | NYJ | 1.6 |
| BN | B. Roethlisberger | QB | PIT | 12.9 |
Anne Frank's Cunt (
Foote) — 96.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Stafford | QB | DET | 20.6 |
| RB | F. Jones | RB | DAL | 3.3 |
| RB | R. Mendenhall | RB | PIT | 20.6 |
| WR | C. Johnson | WR | DET | 11.3 |
| WR | R. Meachem | WR | NO | 2.3 |
| WR | M. Austin | WR | DAL | 7.4 |
| TE | J. Graham | TE | NO | 12.4 |
| K | D. Akers | K | SF | 13.0 |
| DEF | Lions | DEF | 6.0 | |
| BN | M. Crabtree | WR | SF | 7.7 |
| BN | L. Blount | RB | TB | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Jones | WR | ATL | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Ingram | RB | NO | 8.8 |
| BN | D. Williams | RB | CAR | 4.6 |
| BN | A. Smith | QB | SF | 5.5 |
Week 7: Slob on my Kolb 136.9 – 78.9 Jake Ballard of a Thin Man
(W)
vs
Freundlich
Slob on my Kolb (Bronchtein) — 136.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. Newton | QB | CAR | 26.1 |
| RB | M. Forte | RB | CHI | 24.3 |
| RB | A. Foster | RB | HOU | 41.4 |
| WR | T. Smith | WR | BAL | 3.2 |
| WR | B. Marshall | WR | MIA | 6.1 |
| WR | P. Burress | WR | NYJ | 20.5 |
| TE | D. | K | eller | 3.3 |
| K | R. Gould | K | CHI | 6.0 |
| DEF | Jets | DEF | 6.0 | |
| BN | B. Wells | RB | ARI | 4.2 |
| BN | H. Nicks | WR | NYG | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Tebow | QB | DEN | 22.3 |
| BN | R. Gronkowski | TE | NE | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Roethlisberger | QB | PIT | 26.2 |
| BN | V. Cruz | WR | NYG | 0.0 |
Jake Ballard of a Thin Man (
Freundlich) — 78.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Freeman | QB | TB | 10.6 |
| RB | C. Johnson | RB | TEN | 4.5 |
| RB | M. Turner | RB | ATL | 12.2 |
| WR | S. Rice | WR | SEA | 3.8 |
| WR | J. Jones | WR | GB | 6.3 |
| WR | M. Williams | WR | TB | 7.5 |
| TE | F. Davis | TE | WAS | 14.0 |
| K | N. Rackers | K | HOU | 11.0 |
| DEF | Cowboys | DEF | 9.0 | |
| BN | B. Green-Ellis | RB | NE | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Hernandez | TE | NE | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Jones | WR | BUF | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Morris | RB | DET | 6.3 |
| BN | W. Welker | WR | NE | 0.0 |
| BN | E. Manning | QB | NYG | 0.0 |
Week 8: Slob on my Kolb 105.1 – 56.4 The Deebiest
(W)
vs
Demarkis
Slob on my Kolb (Bronchtein) — 105.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. Newton | QB | CAR | 24.9 |
| RB | A. Foster | RB | HOU | 18.4 |
| RB | B. Wells | RB | ARI | 14.3 |
| WR | H. Nicks | WR | NYG | 6.7 |
| WR | B. Marshall | WR | MIA | 5.5 |
| WR | V. Cruz | WR | NYG | 15.9 |
| TE | R. Gronkowski | TE | NE | 9.4 |
| K | J. Scobee | K | JAX | 2.0 |
| DEF | Giants | DEF | 8.0 | |
| BN | M. Forte | RB | CHI | 0.0 |
| BN | D. | K | eller | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Tebow | QB | DEN | 13.2 |
| BN | P. Burress | WR | NYJ | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Roethlisberger | QB | PIT | 20.7 |
| BN | Jets | DEF | 0.0 |
The Deebiest (
Demarkis) — 56.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Hasselbeck | QB | TEN | 12.9 |
| RB | J. Stewart | RB | CAR | 5.9 |
| RB | J. Best | RB | DET | 0.0 |
| WR | P. Garcon | WR | IND | 6.6 |
| WR | S. Smith | WR | CAR | 17.2 |
| WR | S. Moss | WR | WAS | 0.0 |
| TE | J. Witten | TE | DAL | 2.8 |
| K | J. Hanson | K | DET | 11.0 |
| DEF | Bears | DEF | 0.0 | |
| BN | E. Decker | WR | DEN | 13.2 |
| BN | M. Vick | QB | PHI | 24.2 |
| BN | A. Johnson | WR | HOU | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Fitzpatrick | QB | BUF | 14.9 |
| BN | K. | K | olb | 8.6 |
| BN | M. Bush | RB | LV | 0.0 |
Week 9: Slob on my Kolb 123.2 – 87.3 Steve's Breaston Largements
(W)
vs
Baumann
Slob on my Kolb (Bronchtein) — 123.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | B. Roethlisberger | QB | PIT | 16.5 |
| RB | M. Forte | RB | CHI | 11.0 |
| RB | A. Foster | RB | HOU | 21.0 |
| WR | B. Marshall | WR | MIA | 16.6 |
| WR | S. Holmes | WR | NYJ | 8.9 |
| WR | V. Cruz | WR | NYG | 9.1 |
| TE | R. Gronkowski | TE | NE | 16.1 |
| K | R. Gould | K | CHI | 14.0 |
| DEF | Jets | DEF | 10.0 | |
| BN | D. | K | eller | 6.4 |
| BN | B. Wells | RB | ARI | 3.3 |
| BN | H. Nicks | WR | NYG | 0.0 |
| BN | C. Newton | QB | CAR | 0.0 |
| BN | P. Burress | WR | NYJ | 7.9 |
| BN | Giants | DEF | 11.0 |
Steve's Breaston Largements (
Baumann) — 87.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Brees | QB | NO | 18.3 |
| RB | S. Jackson | RB | LAR | 14.2 |
| RB | F. Jackson | RB | BUF | 10.0 |
| WR | D. Bowe | WR | KC | 8.8 |
| WR | B. Lloyd | WR | LAR | 8.0 |
| WR | N. Washington | WR | TEN | 2.8 |
| TE | F. Davis | TE | WAS | 4.2 |
| K | J. | K | asay | 9.0 |
| DEF | Texans | DEF | 12.0 | |
| BN | R. Torain | RB | WAS | 0.9 |
| BN | D. Heyward-Bey | WR | LV | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Lynch | RB | SEA | 20.3 |
| BN | D. Branch | WR | NE | 2.1 |
| BN | W. McGahee | RB | DEN | 28.3 |
| BN | J. Battle | RB | KC | 4.9 |
Week 10: Slob on my Kolb 102.5 – 96.9 Bobo the Hobo
(W)
vs
Norberg
Slob on my Kolb (Bronchtein) — 102.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. Newton | QB | CAR | 12.0 |
| RB | M. Forte | RB | CHI | 12.7 |
| RB | A. Foster | RB | HOU | 30.6 |
| WR | B. Marshall | WR | MIA | 9.8 |
| WR | S. Holmes | WR | NYJ | 9.3 |
| WR | V. Cruz | WR | NYG | 8.4 |
| TE | D. | K | eller | 3.7 |
| K | R. Gould | K | CHI | 15.0 |
| DEF | Jets | DEF | 1.0 | |
| BN | B. Wells | RB | ARI | 6.2 |
| BN | H. Nicks | WR | NYG | 10.1 |
| BN | R. Gronkowski | TE | NE | 23.3 |
| BN | P. Burress | WR | NYJ | 9.9 |
| BN | B. Roethlisberger | QB | PIT | 11.6 |
| BN | Giants | DEF | 4.0 |
Bobo the Hobo (
Norberg) — 96.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Schaub | QB | HOU | 17.8 |
| RB | D. Thomas | RB | MIA | 4.2 |
| RB | R. Bush | RB | MIA | 17.1 |
| WR | M. Colston | WR | NO | 11.3 |
| WR | R. Wayne | WR | IND | 1.3 |
| WR | M. Wallace | WR | PIT | 8.5 |
| TE | J. Finley | TE | GB | 6.7 |
| K | S. Gostkowski | K | NE | 15.0 |
| DEF | Packers | DEF | 15.0 | |
| BN | D. McFadden | RB | LV | 0.0 |
| BN | G. Little | WR | CLE | 9.4 |
| BN | J. Cutler | QB | CHI | 4.7 |
| BN | M. Jones-Drew | RB | JAX | 19.7 |
| BN | C. Cooley | TE | WAS | 0.0 |
| BN | L. Evans | WR | BAL | 0.0 |
Week 11: Slob on my Kolb 96.3 – 93.6 King Dong
(W)
vs
Banys
Slob on my Kolb (Bronchtein) — 96.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. Newton | QB | CAR | 24.9 |
| RB | M. Forte | RB | CHI | 8.3 |
| RB | B. Wells | RB | ARI | 1.3 |
| WR | H. Nicks | WR | NYG | 6.9 |
| WR | B. Marshall | WR | MIA | 0.5 |
| WR | V. Cruz | WR | NYG | 18.8 |
| TE | R. Gronkowski | TE | NE | 21.6 |
| K | R. Gould | K | CHI | 7.0 |
| DEF | Jets | DEF | 7.0 | |
| BN | A. Foster | RB | HOU | 0.0 |
| BN | L. Stephens-Howling | RB | ARI | 0.4 |
| BN | P. Burress | WR | NYJ | 6.4 |
| BN | B. Roethlisberger | QB | PIT | 0.0 |
| BN | S. Holmes | WR | NYJ | 3.9 |
| BN | Giants | DEF | 8.0 |
King Dong (
Banys) — 93.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | P. Rivers | QB | LAC | 15.2 |
| RB | D. Murray | RB | DAL | 10.5 |
| RB | A. Peterson | RB | MIN | 8.6 |
| WR | D. Bryant | WR | DAL | 12.8 |
| WR | A. Green | WR | CIN | 0.0 |
| WR | L. Fitzgerald | WR | ARI | 10.1 |
| TE | T. Gonzalez | TE | ATL | 13.4 |
| K | B. Cundiff | K | BAL | 7.0 |
| DEF | 49ers | DEF | 16.0 | |
| BN | S. Johnson | WR | BUF | 1.6 |
| BN | P. Hillis | RB | CLE | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Tate | RB | HOU | 0.0 |
| BN | V. Davis | TE | SF | 12.7 |
| BN | C. Benson | RB | CIN | 16.1 |
| BN | M. Tolbert | RB | LAC | 3.8 |
Week 12: Slob on my Kolb 122.8 – 112.4 Hauschka's Missed Field Goals
(W)
vs
Becker-Parton
Slob on my Kolb (Bronchtein) — 122.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. Newton | QB | CAR | 19.6 |
| RB | M. Forte | RB | CHI | 8.4 |
| RB | A. Foster | RB | HOU | 12.9 |
| WR | B. Marshall | WR | MIA | 16.3 |
| WR | S. Holmes | WR | NYJ | 11.0 |
| WR | V. Cruz | WR | NYG | 27.7 |
| TE | R. Gronkowski | TE | NE | 11.9 |
| K | R. Gould | K | CHI | 12.0 |
| DEF | Jets | DEF | 3.0 | |
| BN | J. | K | nox | 20.5 |
| BN | B. Wells | RB | ARI | 26.8 |
| BN | H. Nicks | WR | NYG | 8.7 |
| BN | P. Burress | WR | NYJ | 11.4 |
| BN | B. Roethlisberger | QB | PIT | 10.5 |
| BN | M. Leinart | QB | HOU | 6.3 |
Hauschka's Missed Field Goals (
Becker-Parton) — 112.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Rodgers | QB | GB | 20.2 |
| RB | R. Mathews | RB | LAC | 14.2 |
| RB | B. Jacobs | RB | NYG | 10.6 |
| WR | P. Harvin | WR | MIN | 16.6 |
| WR | G. Jennings | WR | GB | 13.4 |
| WR | R. White | WR | ATL | 18.0 |
| TE | G. Olsen | TE | CAR | 2.4 |
| K | D. Bailey | K | DAL | 8.0 |
| DEF | Jaguars | DEF | 9.0 | |
| BN | M. Ryan | QB | ATL | 22.8 |
| BN | S. Greene | RB | NYJ | 9.0 |
| BN | C. Ponder | QB | MIN | 12.3 |
| BN | T. Smith | WR | BAL | 2.3 |
| BN | A. Bradshaw | RB | NYG | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Brown | WR | PIT | 8.6 |
Week 13: Slob on my Kolb 136.0 – 97.2 Lord Porksword
(W)
vs
Wood
Slob on my Kolb (Bronchtein) — 136.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. Newton | QB | CAR | 38.3 |
| RB | M. Forte | RB | CHI | 1.2 |
| RB | A. Foster | RB | HOU | 21.2 |
| WR | H. Nicks | WR | NYG | 20.8 |
| WR | B. Marshall | WR | MIA | 6.0 |
| WR | V. Cruz | WR | NYG | 11.9 |
| TE | R. Gronkowski | TE | NE | 24.6 |
| K | R. Gould | K | CHI | 3.0 |
| DEF | Jets | DEF | 9.0 | |
| BN | D. | K | eller | 1.2 |
| BN | J. | K | nox | 5.3 |
| BN | B. Wells | RB | ARI | 13.3 |
| BN | P. Burress | WR | NYJ | 3.3 |
| BN | B. Roethlisberger | QB | PIT | 15.0 |
| BN | S. Holmes | WR | NYJ | 11.8 |
Lord Porksword (
Wood) — 97.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Brady | QB | NE | 20.3 |
| RB | R. Rice | RB | BAL | 27.4 |
| RB | D. Sproles | RB | NO | 13.4 |
| WR | D. Jackson | WR | PHI | 3.9 |
| WR | A. Boldin | WR | BAL | 3.2 |
| WR | J. Jones | WR | GB | 0.0 |
| TE | A. Gates | TE | LAC | 7.0 |
| K | S. Hauschka | K | SEA | 7.0 |
| DEF | Ravens | DEF | 15.0 | |
| BN | E. Doucet | WR | ARI | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Flacco | QB | BAL | 4.2 |
| BN | J. Starks | RB | GB | 0.5 |
| BN | R. Cooper | WR | PHI | 9.4 |
| BN | D. Moore | WR | LV | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Celek | TE | PHI | 2.1 |
Week 15: Slob on my Kolb 91.4 – 86.1 Believeland Browns
(W)
vs
Ballard PLAYOFF
Slob on my Kolb (Bronchtein) — 91.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. Newton | QB | CAR | 19.5 |
| RB | A. Foster | RB | HOU | 20.7 |
| RB | B. Wells | RB | ARI | 12.1 |
| WR | B. Marshall | WR | MIA | 12.4 |
| WR | S. Holmes | WR | NYJ | 8.0 |
| WR | V. Cruz | WR | NYG | 4.4 |
| TE | R. Gronkowski | TE | NE | 5.3 |
| K | R. Gould | K | CHI | 2.0 |
| DEF | Jets | DEF | 7.0 | |
| BN | M. Forte | RB | CHI | 0.0 |
| BN | J. | K | nox | -0.5 |
| BN | H. Nicks | WR | NYG | 7.3 |
| BN | P. Burress | WR | NYJ | 6.9 |
| BN | B. Roethlisberger | QB | PIT | 5.2 |
| BN | M. Barber | RB | CHI | 3.3 |
Believeland Browns (
Ballard) — 86.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Romo | QB | DAL | 25.9 |
| RB | F. Jones | RB | DAL | 13.1 |
| RB | L. McCoy | RB | PHI | 25.7 |
| WR | J. Nelson | WR | GB | 2.9 |
| WR | V. Jackson | WR | LAC | 9.3 |
| WR | D. Baldwin | WR | SEA | 1.3 |
| TE | B. Pettigrew | TE | DET | 4.9 |
| K | M. Crosby | K | GB | 2.0 |
| DEF | Steelers | DEF | 1.0 | |
| BN | J. Simpson | WR | CIN | 1.4 |
| BN | J. Maclin | WR | PHI | 5.7 |
| BN | O. Daniels | TE | HOU | 2.9 |
| BN | F. Gore | RB | SF | 12.5 |
| BN | M. Cassel | QB | KC | 0.0 |
| BN | Browns | DEF | 7.0 |
Week 16: Slob on my Kolb 128.5 – 89.9 Hauschka's Missed Field Goals
(W)
vs
Becker-Parton PLAYOFF
Slob on my Kolb (Bronchtein) — 128.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. Newton | QB | CAR | 31.3 |
| RB | A. Foster | RB | HOU | 23.4 |
| RB | B. Wells | RB | ARI | 6.1 |
| WR | B. Marshall | WR | MIA | 21.6 |
| WR | S. Holmes | WR | NYJ | 4.9 |
| WR | V. Cruz | WR | NYG | 22.4 |
| TE | R. Gronkowski | TE | NE | 7.8 |
| K | R. Gould | K | CHI | 7.0 |
| DEF | Jets | DEF | 4.0 | |
| BN | M. Forte | RB | CHI | 0.0 |
| BN | H. Nicks | WR | NYG | 2.0 |
| BN | P. Burress | WR | NYJ | 3.4 |
| BN | B. Roethlisberger | QB | PIT | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Barber | RB | CHI | 0.0 |
| BN | Titans | DEF | 4.0 |
Hauschka's Missed Field Goals (
Becker-Parton) — 89.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Rodgers | QB | GB | 33.1 |
| RB | S. Greene | RB | NYJ | 7.8 |
| RB | R. Mathews | RB | LAC | 7.4 |
| WR | P. Harvin | WR | MIN | 16.4 |
| WR | R. White | WR | ATL | 12.7 |
| WR | A. Brown | WR | PIT | 4.2 |
| TE | K. Winslow | TE | TB | 4.3 |
| K | D. Bailey | K | DAL | 1.0 |
| DEF | Seahawks | DEF | 3.0 | |
| BN | M. Ryan | QB | ATL | 18.6 |
| BN | R. Helu | RB | WAS | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Smith | WR | BAL | 3.8 |
| BN | A. Bradshaw | RB | NYG | 18.2 |
| BN | G. Jennings | WR | GB | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Jacobs | RB | NYG | 5.5 |