Jake Ballard of a Thin Man · Record: 6-7 · PPG: 86.8 · 13 reg season + 2 playoff weeks

Week 1: Jake Ballard of a Thin Man 79.8 – 87.0 Believeland Browns (L) vs Ballard

Jake Ballard of a Thin Man (Freundlich) — 79.8 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	S. Bradford	QB	LAR	4.0
RB	C. Johnson	RB	TEN	4.9
RB	M. Turner	RB	ATL	12.0
WR	A. Collie	WR	IND	0.0
WR	W. Welker	WR	NE	28.0
WR	M. Williams	WR	TB	11.0
TE	D. Clark	TE	IND	3.9
K	N. Rackers	K	HOU	10.0
DEF	Giants	DEF		6.0
BN	B. Green-Ellis	RB	NE	9.4
BN	S. Rice	WR	SEA	0.0
BN	P. Manning	QB	IND	0.0
BN	R. Moss	WR	TEN	0.0
BN	L. Moore	WR	NO	0.0
BN	M. Tolbert	RB	LAC	27.3

Believeland Browns (Ballard) — 87.0 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	T. Romo	QB	DAL	18.6
RB	L. McCoy	RB	PHI	25.7
RB	F. Gore	RB	SF	7.8
WR	K. Britt	WR	TEN	25.6
WR	J. Maclin	WR	PHI	2.0
WR	V. Jackson	WR	LAC	3.1
TE	O. Daniels	TE	HOU	1.2
K	M. Crosby	K	GB	6.0
DEF	Steelers	DEF		-3.0
BN	J. Simpson	WR	CIN	4.4
BN	J. Stewart	RB	CAR	4.0
BN	J. Nelson	WR	GB	13.7
BN	B. Pettigrew	TE	DET	5.7
BN	J. Addai	RB	IND	5.2
BN	M. Cassel	QB	KC	6.4

Week 2: Jake Ballard of a Thin Man 85.3 – 121.3 Anne Frank's Cunt (L) vs Foote

Jake Ballard of a Thin Man (Freundlich) — 85.3 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	S. Bradford	QB	LAR	16.7
RB	C. Johnson	RB	TEN	6.5
RB	M. Turner	RB	ATL	20.6
WR	W. Welker	WR	NE	8.1
WR	L. Moore	WR	NO	0.6
WR	M. Williams	WR	TB	-0.4
TE	D. Clark	TE	IND	9.2
K	N. Rackers	K	HOU	11.0
DEF	Giants	DEF		13.0
BN	B. Green-Ellis	RB	NE	13.5
BN	A. Collie	WR	IND	2.4
BN	S. Rice	WR	SEA	0.0
BN	P. Manning	QB	IND	0.0
BN	R. Moss	WR	TEN	0.0
BN	M. Tolbert	RB	LAC	6.3

Anne Frank's Cunt (Foote) — 121.3 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	M. Stafford	QB	DET	25.9
RB	F. Jones	RB	DAL	3.0
RB	R. Mendenhall	RB	PIT	13.8
WR	C. Johnson	WR	DET	14.9
WR	R. Meachem	WR	NO	7.7
WR	M. Austin	WR	DAL	32.1
TE	J. Graham	TE	NO	7.9
K	D. Akers	K	SF	8.0
DEF	Cowboys	DEF		8.0
BN	M. Manningham	WR	NYG	5.6
BN	J. Jones	WR	ATL	2.9
BN	M. Ingram	RB	NO	3.1
BN	D. Williams	RB	CAR	3.6
BN	R. Fitzpatrick	QB	BUF	22.9
BN	Bears	DEF		2.0

Week 3: Jake Ballard of a Thin Man 105.3 – 85.4 King Dong (W) vs Banys

Jake Ballard of a Thin Man (Freundlich) — 105.3 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	C. Henne	QB	MIA	14.8
RB	C. Johnson	RB	TEN	7.5
RB	M. Turner	RB	ATL	2.0
WR	W. Welker	WR	NE	35.6
WR	D. Nelson	WR	BUF	8.4
WR	M. Williams	WR	TB	4.3
TE	D.	K	eller	8.7
K	N. Rackers	K	HOU	15.0
DEF	Giants	DEF		9.0
BN	B. Green-Ellis	RB	NE	1.8
BN	S. Bradford	QB	LAR	8.8
BN	S. Rice	WR	SEA	10.9
BN	P. Manning	QB	IND	0.0
BN	D. Clark	TE	IND	1.2
BN	M. Tolbert	RB	LAC	4.3

King Dong (Banys) — 85.4 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	P. Rivers	QB	LAC	6.4
RB	C. Benson	RB	CIN	6.4
RB	A. Peterson	RB	MIN	15.7
WR	S. Johnson	WR	BUF	15.4
WR	A. Green	WR	CIN	2.9
WR	L. Fitzgerald	WR	ARI	12.4
TE	V. Davis	TE	SF	11.2
K	S. Janikowski	K	LV	12.0
DEF	Saints	DEF		3.0
BN	P. Hillis	RB	CLE	0.0
BN	M. Crabtree	WR	SF	2.4
BN	D. Bryant	WR	DAL	6.3
BN	T. Gonzalez	TE	ATL	7.8
BN	D. Branch	WR	NE	0.0

Week 4: Jake Ballard of a Thin Man 100.8 – 96.7 The Deebiest (W) vs Demarkis

Jake Ballard of a Thin Man (Freundlich) — 100.8 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	S. Bradford	QB	LAR	8.6
RB	C. Johnson	RB	TEN	11.2
RB	M. Turner	RB	ATL	20.8
WR	S. Rice	WR	SEA	13.9
WR	W. Welker	WR	NE	21.8
WR	M. Williams	WR	TB	6.9
TE	D. Clark	TE	IND	4.6
K	N. Rackers	K	HOU	5.0
DEF	Giants	DEF		8.0
BN	C. Henne	QB	MIA	-0.8
BN	B. Green-Ellis	RB	NE	14.4
BN	D.	K	eller	1.2
BN	P. Manning	QB	IND	0.0
BN	M. Tolbert	RB	LAC	12.8
BN	D. Nelson	WR	BUF	1.8

The Deebiest (Demarkis) — 96.7 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	K.	K	olb	5.6
RB	J. Best	RB	DET	7.0
RB	L. Blount	RB	TB	20.1
WR	S. Smith	WR	CAR	18.1
WR	S. Moss	WR	WAS	9.9
WR	A. Johnson	WR	HOU	3.6
TE	J. Witten	TE	DAL	15.4
K	J. Hanson	K	DET	12.0
DEF	Eagles	DEF		5.0
BN	R. Helu	RB	WAS	3.5
BN	D. McNabb	QB	MIN	14.1
BN	M. Vick	QB	PHI	30.1
BN	C. Ochocinco	WR	NE	2.6
BN	S. Holmes	WR	NYJ	3.3
BN	M. Bush	RB	LV	14.1

Week 5: Jake Ballard of a Thin Man 84.1 – 105.0 Steve's Breaston Largements (L) vs Baumann

Jake Ballard of a Thin Man (Freundlich) — 84.1 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	E. Manning	QB	NYG	21.3
RB	C. Johnson	RB	TEN	12.5
RB	M. Turner	RB	ATL	11.6
WR	S. Rice	WR	SEA	3.8
WR	W. Welker	WR	NE	12.4
WR	M. Williams	WR	TB	0.8
TE	D. Clark	TE	IND	0.7
K	N. Rackers	K	HOU	10.0
DEF	Giants	DEF		11.0
BN	B. Green-Ellis	RB	NE	26.9
BN	J. Freeman	QB	TB	3.7
BN	A. Hernandez	TE	NE	5.6
BN	D. Jones	WR	BUF	2.5
BN	M. Tolbert	RB	LAC	4.9
BN	A. Brown	WR	PIT	3.3

Steve's Breaston Largements (Baumann) — 105.0 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	D. Brees	QB	NO	20.4
RB	W. McGahee	RB	DEN	14.5
RB	F. Jackson	RB	BUF	25.6
WR	E. Decker	WR	DEN	-0.4
WR	D. Bowe	WR	KC	24.8
WR	B. Lloyd	WR	LAR	2.0
TE	G. Olsen	TE	CAR	8.1
K	J.	K	asay	12.0
DEF	Buccaneers	DEF		-2.0
BN	T. Hightower	RB	WAS	0.0
BN	D. Moore	WR	LV	0.0
BN	S. Jackson	RB	LAR	0.0
BN	D. Henderson	WR	NO	1.1
BN	R. Grant	RB	GB	0.4
BN	N. Washington	WR	TEN	6.9

Week 6: Jake Ballard of a Thin Man 75.0 – 98.0 Bobo the Hobo (L) vs Norberg

Jake Ballard of a Thin Man (Freundlich) — 75.0 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	E. Manning	QB	NYG	11.6
RB	B. Green-Ellis	RB	NE	6.9
RB	M. Turner	RB	ATL	26.7
WR	W. Welker	WR	NE	10.5
WR	M. Williams	WR	TB	5.9
WR	A. Brown	WR	PIT	1.6
TE	A. Hernandez	TE	NE	10.8
K	N. Rackers	K	HOU	2.0
DEF	Vikings	DEF		-1.0
BN	C. Johnson	RB	TEN	0.0
BN	J. Freeman	QB	TB	20.4
BN	D. Jones	WR	BUF	0.0
BN	S. Rice	WR	SEA	0.0
BN	M. Tolbert	RB	LAC	0.0
BN	N. Roosevelt	WR	BUF	12.0

Bobo the Hobo (Norberg) — 98.0 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	M. Schaub	QB	HOU	13.1
RB	D. McFadden	RB	LV	15.3
RB	M. Jones-Drew	RB	JAX	10.4
WR	M. Colston	WR	NO	17.8
WR	R. Wayne	WR	IND	5.8
WR	M. Wallace	WR	PIT	13.6
TE	J. Finley	TE	GB	2.0
K	S. Gostkowski	K	NE	8.0
DEF	Packers	DEF		12.0
BN	G. Little	WR	CLE	7.2
BN	D. Thomas	RB	MIA	5.9
BN	J. Cutler	QB	CHI	16.7
BN	C. Cooley	TE	WAS	-0.1
BN	L. Evans	WR	BAL	0.0
BN	R. Bush	RB	MIA	7.8

Week 7: Jake Ballard of a Thin Man 78.9 – 136.9 Slob on my Kolb (L) vs Bronchtein

Jake Ballard of a Thin Man (Freundlich) — 78.9 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	J. Freeman	QB	TB	10.6
RB	C. Johnson	RB	TEN	4.5
RB	M. Turner	RB	ATL	12.2
WR	S. Rice	WR	SEA	3.8
WR	J. Jones	WR	GB	6.3
WR	M. Williams	WR	TB	7.5
TE	F. Davis	TE	WAS	14.0
K	N. Rackers	K	HOU	11.0
DEF	Cowboys	DEF		9.0
BN	B. Green-Ellis	RB	NE	0.0
BN	A. Hernandez	TE	NE	0.0
BN	D. Jones	WR	BUF	0.0
BN	M. Morris	RB	DET	6.3
BN	W. Welker	WR	NE	0.0
BN	E. Manning	QB	NYG	0.0

Slob on my Kolb (Bronchtein) — 136.9 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	C. Newton	QB	CAR	26.1
RB	M. Forte	RB	CHI	24.3
RB	A. Foster	RB	HOU	41.4
WR	T. Smith	WR	BAL	3.2
WR	B. Marshall	WR	MIA	6.1
WR	P. Burress	WR	NYJ	20.5
TE	D.	K	eller	3.3
K	R. Gould	K	CHI	6.0
DEF	Jets	DEF		6.0
BN	B. Wells	RB	ARI	4.2
BN	H. Nicks	WR	NYG	0.0
BN	T. Tebow	QB	DEN	22.3
BN	R. Gronkowski	TE	NE	0.0
BN	B. Roethlisberger	QB	PIT	26.2
BN	V. Cruz	WR	NYG	0.0

Week 8: Jake Ballard of a Thin Man 81.9 – 88.6 Hauschka's Missed Field Goals (L) vs Becker-Parton

Jake Ballard of a Thin Man (Freundlich) — 81.9 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	E. Manning	QB	NYG	21.7
RB	C. Johnson	RB	TEN	5.1
RB	B. Green-Ellis	RB	NE	0.9
WR	S. Rice	WR	SEA	10.2
WR	W. Welker	WR	NE	3.9
WR	M. Jenkins	WR	MIN	3.0
TE	A. Hernandez	TE	NE	7.1
K	N. Rackers	K	HOU	6.0
DEF	Bengals	DEF		24.0
BN	J. Freeman	QB	TB	0.0
BN	D. Jones	WR	BUF	0.0
BN	B. LaFell	WR	CAR	4.4
BN	M. Morris	RB	DET	12.5
BN	M. Turner	RB	ATL	0.0
BN	M. Williams	WR	TB	0.0

Hauschka's Missed Field Goals (Becker-Parton) — 88.6 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	C. Ponder	QB	MIN	13.8
RB	R. Mathews	RB	LAC	9.2
RB	A. Bradshaw	RB	NYG	8.8
WR	P. Harvin	WR	MIN	11.4
WR	T. Smith	WR	BAL	5.7
WR	A. Brown	WR	PIT	12.7
TE	J. Cook	TE	TEN	4.0
K	R. Lindell	K	BUF	11.0
DEF	Saints	DEF		12.0
BN	M. Ryan	QB	ATL	0.0
BN	S. Greene	RB	NYJ	0.0
BN	G. Jennings	WR	GB	0.0
BN	A. Rodgers	QB	GB	0.0
BN	R. White	WR	ATL	0.0
BN	B. Jacobs	RB	NYG	1.0

Week 9: Jake Ballard of a Thin Man 92.1 – 86.7 Lord Porksword (W) vs Wood

Jake Ballard of a Thin Man (Freundlich) — 92.1 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	E. Manning	QB	NYG	17.1
RB	B. Green-Ellis	RB	NE	6.3
RB	M. Turner	RB	ATL	13.8
WR	S. Rice	WR	SEA	6.9
WR	W. Welker	WR	NE	14.9
WR	M. Williams	WR	TB	4.6
TE	A. Hernandez	TE	NE	9.5
K	N. Rackers	K	HOU	14.0
DEF	Bengals	DEF		5.0
BN	C. Johnson	RB	TEN	11.0
BN	J. Freeman	QB	TB	16.0
BN	J. Ringer	RB	TEN	2.5
BN	D. Jones	WR	BUF	0.6
BN	M. Morris	RB	DET	0.0
BN	M. Jenkins	WR	MIN	0.0

Lord Porksword (Wood) — 86.7 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	T. Brady	QB	NE	16.2
RB	R. Rice	RB	BAL	14.6
RB	D. Sproles	RB	NO	15.9
WR	D. Jackson	WR	PHI	0.6
WR	J. Avant	WR	PHI	2.0
WR	A. Boldin	WR	BAL	8.8
TE	A. Gates	TE	LAC	15.6
K	S. Hauschka	K	SEA	7.0
DEF	Ravens	DEF		6.0
BN	E. Doucet	WR	ARI	7.8
BN	J. Flacco	QB	BAL	14.0
BN	J. Starks	RB	GB	7.5
BN	D. Hester	WR	CHI	1.2
BN	J. Jones	WR	GB	8.1
BN	B. Celek	TE	PHI	6.0

Week 10: Jake Ballard of a Thin Man 77.1 – 77.1 Believeland Browns (W) vs Ballard

Jake Ballard of a Thin Man (Freundlich) — 77.1 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	E. Manning	QB	NYG	16.8
RB	C. Johnson	RB	TEN	23.4
RB	M. Turner	RB	ATL	10.6
WR	W. Welker	WR	NE	4.6
WR	J. Cribbs	WR	CLE	3.3
WR	M. Williams	WR	TB	4.3
TE	A. Hernandez	TE	NE	4.1
K	N. Rackers	K	HOU	6.0
DEF	Lions	DEF		4.0
BN	B. Green-Ellis	RB	NE	0.8
BN	D. Jones	WR	BUF	5.1
BN	K. Hunter	RB	SF	10.4
BN	S. Rice	WR	SEA	1.4
BN	L. Tomlinson	RB	NYJ	6.0
BN	J. Ballard	TE	NYG	3.5

Believeland Browns (Ballard) — 77.1 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	T. Romo	QB	DAL	22.8
RB	L. McCoy	RB	PHI	15.3
RB	F. Gore	RB	SF	0.8
WR	J. Nelson	WR	GB	18.3
WR	J. Maclin	WR	PHI	0.6
WR	V. Jackson	WR	LAC	2.2
TE	O. Daniels	TE	HOU	3.1
K	M. Crosby	K	GB	9.0
DEF	Steelers	DEF		5.0
BN	J. Simpson	WR	CIN	0.0
BN	B. Pettigrew	TE	DET	3.8
BN	D. Alexander	WR	LAR	0.0
BN	E. Graham	RB	TB	0.0
BN	M. Cassel	QB	KC	9.3
BN	N. Novak	K	LAC	5.0

Week 11: Jake Ballard of a Thin Man 65.9 – 91.3 Anne Frank's Cunt (L) vs Foote

Jake Ballard of a Thin Man (Freundlich) — 65.9 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	E. Manning	QB	NYG	10.6
RB	C. Johnson	RB	TEN	2.8
RB	M. Turner	RB	ATL	14.9
WR	S. Rice	WR	SEA	11.7
WR	W. Welker	WR	NE	2.2
WR	M. Williams	WR	TB	14.3
TE	A. Hernandez	TE	NE	4.4
K	M. Nugent	K	CIN	6.0
DEF	Bills	DEF		-1.0
BN	B. Green-Ellis	RB	NE	10.6
BN	D. Jones	WR	BUF	0.0
BN	K. Hunter	RB	SF	4.2
BN	V. Young	QB	PHI	12.8
BN	D. Nelson	WR	BUF	0.0
BN	N. Rackers	K	HOU	0.0

Anne Frank's Cunt (Foote) — 91.3 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	M. Stafford	QB	DET	29.6
RB	L. Blount	RB	TB	17.3
RB	M. Morris	RB	DET	3.7
WR	M. Manningham	WR	NYG	0.4
WR	M. Crabtree	WR	SF	12.0
WR	C. Johnson	WR	DET	8.9
TE	M. Lewis	TE	JAX	6.4
K	D. Akers	K	SF	11.0
DEF	Bengals	DEF		2.0
BN	F. Jones	RB	DAL	2.2
BN	R. Mendenhall	RB	PIT	0.0
BN	J. Graham	TE	NO	0.0
BN	J. Jones	WR	ATL	0.0
BN	M. Ingram	RB	NO	0.0
BN	M. Austin	WR	DAL	0.0

Week 12: Jake Ballard of a Thin Man 105.6 – 81.3 King Dong (W) vs Banys

Jake Ballard of a Thin Man (Freundlich) — 105.6 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	E. Manning	QB	NYG	22.6
RB	C. Johnson	RB	TEN	17.3
RB	M. Turner	RB	ATL	6.4
WR	S. Rice	WR	SEA	0.3
WR	J. Gaffney	WR	WAS	7.2
WR	W. Welker	WR	NE	22.6
TE	A. Hernandez	TE	NE	6.2
K	N. Rackers	K	HOU	10.0
DEF	Cardinals	DEF		13.0
BN	B. Green-Ellis	RB	NE	16.4
BN	C. Spiller	RB	BUF	7.0
BN	K. Hunter	RB	SF	2.7
BN	N. Washington	WR	TEN	1.2
BN	D. Nelson	WR	BUF	10.7
BN	M. Williams	WR	TB	12.4

King Dong (Banys) — 81.3 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	P. Rivers	QB	LAC	11.6
RB	D. Murray	RB	DAL	12.8
RB	C. Benson	RB	CIN	19.0
WR	D. Bryant	WR	DAL	3.5
WR	A. Green	WR	CIN	11.0
WR	L. Fitzgerald	WR	ARI	5.5
TE	T. Gonzalez	TE	ATL	6.9
K	B. Cundiff	K	BAL	10.0
DEF	49ers	DEF		1.0
BN	S. Johnson	WR	BUF	13.5
BN	P. Hillis	RB	CLE	6.1
BN	B. Tate	RB	HOU	2.6
BN	V. Davis	TE	SF	3.8
BN	A. Peterson	RB	MIN	0.0
BN	M. Tolbert	RB	LAC	6.3

Week 13: Jake Ballard of a Thin Man 96.0 – 73.5 The Deebiest (W) vs Demarkis

Jake Ballard of a Thin Man (Freundlich) — 96.0 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	E. Manning	QB	NYG	21.9
RB	C. Johnson	RB	TEN	27.7
RB	B. Green-Ellis	RB	NE	7.4
WR	W. Welker	WR	NE	11.0
WR	D. Nelson	WR	BUF	3.4
WR	M. Williams	WR	TB	9.3
TE	A. Hernandez	TE	NE	4.3
K	N. Rackers	K	HOU	5.0
DEF	Patriots	DEF		6.0
BN	C. Spiller	RB	BUF	16.2
BN	K. Hunter	RB	SF	2.8
BN	S. Rice	WR	SEA	0.0
BN	J. Gaffney	WR	WAS	0.0
BN	M. Turner	RB	ATL	4.4
BN	N. Washington	WR	TEN	4.0

The Deebiest (Demarkis) — 73.5 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	M. Hasselbeck	QB	TEN	5.5
RB	J. Stewart	RB	CAR	15.9
RB	J. Best	RB	DET	0.0
WR	P. Garcon	WR	IND	27.0
WR	S. Smith	WR	CAR	3.2
WR	S. Moss	WR	WAS	4.2
TE	J. Witten	TE	DAL	4.7
K	J. Hanson	K	DET	5.0
DEF	Bears	DEF		8.0
BN	E. Decker	WR	DEN	2.5
BN	M. Vick	QB	PHI	0.0
BN	A. Johnson	WR	HOU	9.7
BN	R. Fitzpatrick	QB	BUF	13.6
BN	K.	K	olb	15.9
BN	M. Bush	RB	LV	4.5

Week 14: Jake Ballard of a Thin Man 99.5 – 107.3 Hauschka's Missed Field Goals (L) vs Becker-Parton PLAYOFF

Jake Ballard of a Thin Man (Freundlich) — 99.5 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	E. Manning	QB	NYG	21.8
RB	C. Johnson	RB	TEN	6.6
RB	M. Turner	RB	ATL	7.6
WR	W. Welker	WR	NE	14.6
WR	N. Washington	WR	TEN	19.0
WR	M. Williams	WR	TB	3.5
TE	A. Hernandez	TE	NE	8.4
K	N. Rackers	K	HOU	8.0
DEF	Broncos	DEF		10.0
BN	B. Green-Ellis	RB	NE	1.9
BN	C. Spiller	RB	BUF	5.6
BN	R. Meachem	WR	NO	1.5
BN	J. Gaffney	WR	WAS	15.2
BN	D. Nelson	WR	BUF	2.0
BN	Patriots	DEF		12.0

Hauschka's Missed Field Goals (Becker-Parton) — 107.3 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	A. Rodgers	QB	GB	17.2
RB	R. Mathews	RB	LAC	14.8
RB	R. Helu	RB	WAS	13.2
WR	P. Harvin	WR	MIN	16.9
WR	G. Jennings	WR	GB	2.0
WR	R. White	WR	ATL	14.4
TE	K. Winslow	TE	TB	3.8
K	D. Bailey	K	DAL	10.0
DEF	Seahawks	DEF		15.0
BN	M. Ryan	QB	ATL	28.8
BN	S. Greene	RB	NYJ	24.7
BN	T. Smith	WR	BAL	12.4
BN	A. Bradshaw	RB	NYG	1.9
BN	B. Jacobs	RB	NYG	22.1
BN	A. Brown	WR	PIT	21.1

Week 16: Jake Ballard of a Thin Man 82.0 – 121.5 Anne Frank's Cunt (L) vs Foote PLAYOFF

Jake Ballard of a Thin Man (Freundlich) — 82.0 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	E. Manning	QB	NYG	10.9
RB	C. Johnson	RB	TEN	5.6
RB	M. Turner	RB	ATL	7.5
WR	J. Gaffney	WR	WAS	13.7
WR	W. Welker	WR	NE	14.5
WR	N. Washington	WR	TEN	7.1
TE	A. Hernandez	TE	NE	3.7
K	N. Rackers	K	HOU	10.0
DEF	Patriots	DEF		9.0
BN	B. Green-Ellis	RB	NE	1.0
BN	C. Spiller	RB	BUF	19.8
BN	R. Meachem	WR	NO	13.5
BN	S. Hurd	WR	CHI	0.0
BN	M. Williams	WR	TB	3.9
BN	Broncos	DEF		0.0

Anne Frank's Cunt (Foote) — 121.5 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	M. Stafford	QB	DET	27.4
RB	R. Mendenhall	RB	PIT	21.1
RB	L. Blount	RB	TB	1.1
WR	M. Crabtree	WR	SF	8.5
WR	C. Johnson	WR	DET	16.2
WR	M. Austin	WR	DAL	10.0
TE	J. Graham	TE	NO	10.2
K	D. Akers	K	SF	15.0
DEF	Bengals	DEF		12.0
BN	M. Manningham	WR	NYG	0.0
BN	J. Jones	WR	ATL	16.8
BN	M. Ingram	RB	NO	0.0
BN	D. Williams	RB	CAR	20.4
BN	L. Moore	WR	NO	5.3
BN	Cowboys	DEF		5.0