Kassel — 2021
Goose Portland Portsmen · Record: 3-11 ยท PPG: 98.0 · 14 reg season + 3 playoff weeks
Week 1: Portland Portsmen 81.0 – 94.6 Josh Jacobs Squashed A-cups
(L)
vs 
Freundlich
Portland Portsmen (Kassel) — 81.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Ryan Tannehill | QB | TEN | 13.2 |
| RB | Aaron Jones | RB | GB | 3.2 |
| RB | Antonio Gibson | RB | WAS | 10.3 |
| WR | D.J. Moore | WR | CAR | 12.4 |
| WR | Jerry Jeudy | WR | DEN | 10.2 |
| TE | George | K | ittle | 9.8 |
| R/W/T | Jarvis Landry | WR | CLE | 16.9 |
| BN | Tevin Coleman | RB | NYJ | 2.4 |
| BN | Tyler Boyd | WR | CIN | 4.7 |
| BN | Mike Gesicki | TE | MIA | 0.0 |
| BN | AJ Dillon | RB | GB | 3.1 |
| K | Mike Badgley | K | IND | 0.0 |
| DEF | New England Patriots | DEF | 5.0 |
Josh Jacobs Squashed A-cups (Freundlich) — 94.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Matt Ryan | QB | IND | 7.4 |
| RB | Dalvin Cook | RB | MIN | 17.4 |
| RB | Josh Jacobs | RB | LV | 16.5 |
| WR | Adam Thielen | WR | MIN | 25.7 |
| WR | Brandon Aiyuk | WR | SF | 0.0 |
| TE | Dallas Goedert | TE | PHI | 12.2 |
| R/W/T | Michael Pittman | WR | IND | 4.4 |
| BN | Le'Veon Bell | RB | 0.0 | |
| BN | Wayne Gallman | RB | MIN | 0.0 |
| BN | Tony Jones | RB | NO | 5.8 |
| BN | DeVonta Smith | WR | PHI | 16.1 |
| RES | Michael Thomas | WR | NO | 0.0 |
| K | Mason Crosby | K | GB | 3.0 |
| DEF | Denver Broncos | DEF | 8.0 |
Week 2: Portland Portsmen 108.4 – 123.0 Charlie's OnlyFants
(L)
vs 
Wright
Portland Portsmen (Kassel) — 108.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Ryan Tannehill | QB | TEN | 14.6 |
| RB | Aaron Jones | RB | GB | 38.5 |
| RB | Antonio Gibson | RB | WAS | 8.3 |
| WR | Allen Lazard | WR | GB | 0.0 |
| WR | D.J. Moore | WR | CAR | 17.9 |
| TE | George | K | ittle | 3.7 |
| R/W/T | Jarvis Landry | WR | CLE | 1.4 |
| BN | DeVante Parker | WR | NE | 6.7 |
| BN | Tevin Coleman | RB | NYJ | 2.4 |
| BN | Marquez Valdes-Scantling | WR | KC | 0.0 |
| BN | AJ Dillon | RB | GB | 3.1 |
| RES | Jerry Jeudy | WR | DEN | 0.0 |
| K | Ryan Succop | K | TB | 5.0 |
| DEF | New England Patriots | DEF | 19.0 |
Charlie's OnlyFants (Wright) — 123.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Tom Brady | QB | TB | 29.6 |
| RB | Darrell Henderson | RB | LAR | 15.7 |
| RB | Ty'Son Williams | RB | BAL | 10.3 |
| WR | Calvin Ridley | WR | ATL | 15.8 |
| WR | Ja'Marr Chase | WR | CIN | 12.4 |
| TE | Travis | K | elce | 20.4 |
| R/W/T | Mike Davis | RB | ATL | 9.8 |
| BN | Kenny Golladay | WR | NYG | 5.3 |
| BN | Chase Edmonds | RB | MIA | 10.0 |
| BN | Laviska Shenault Jr. | WR | JAX | 0.7 |
| BN | Trey Lance | QB | SF | 0.0 |
| K | Tyler Bass | K | BUF | 5.0 |
| DEF | New Orleans Saints | DEF | 4.0 |
Week 3: Portland Portsmen 108.8 – 122.0 Courtland Sutton-My-Face
(L)
vs 
Baumann
Portland Portsmen (Kassel) — 108.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Ryan Tannehill | QB | TEN | 19.5 |
| RB | Aaron Jones | RB | GB | 16.6 |
| RB | Antonio Gibson | RB | WAS | 16.9 |
| WR | D.J. Moore | WR | CAR | 16.5 |
| WR | Henry Ruggs III | WR | 10.5 | |
| TE | George | K | ittle | 13.6 |
| R/W/T | DeVante Parker | WR | NE | 6.2 |
| BN | Marquez Valdes-Scantling | WR | KC | 13.4 |
| BN | Ty Johnson | RB | NYJ | 2.8 |
| BN | Darnell Mooney | WR | CHI | 1.4 |
| BN | AJ Dillon | RB | GB | 3.6 |
| RES | Jerry Jeudy | WR | DEN | 0.0 |
| K | Ryan Succop | K | TB | 6.0 |
| DEF | New England Patriots | DEF | 3.0 |
Courtland Sutton-My-Face (Baumann) — 122.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jalen Hurts | QB | PHI | 18.5 |
| RB | Alvin | K | amara | 19.3 |
| RB | Javonte Williams | RB | DEN | 11.7 |
| WR | Cooper | K | upp | 26.1 |
| WR | A.J. Brown | WR | PHI | 0.3 |
| TE | Darren Waller | TE | LV | 7.9 |
| R/W/T | Courtland Sutton | WR | DEN | 6.2 |
| BN | Mark Ingram | RB | NO | 2.5 |
| BN | Damien Williams | RB | ATL | 0.0 |
| BN | Jakobi Meyers | WR | NE | 13.9 |
| BN | Trevor Lawrence | QB | JAX | 5.5 |
| K | Brandon McManus | K | DEN | 14.0 |
| DEF | Arizona Cardinals | DEF | 18.0 |
Week 4: Portland Portsmen 115.7 – 128.8 Tua in the pink
(L)
vs 
Valenzuela
Portland Portsmen (Kassel) — 115.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Ryan Tannehill | QB | TEN | 18.8 |
| RB | Aaron Jones | RB | GB | 9.4 |
| RB | Antonio Gibson | RB | WAS | 14.5 |
| WR | D.J. Moore | WR | CAR | 27.9 |
| WR | Henry Ruggs III | WR | 7.5 | |
| TE | George | K | ittle | 6.0 |
| R/W/T | Jamison Crowder | WR | BUF | 15.6 |
| BN | DeVante Parker | WR | NE | 15.7 |
| BN | Ty Johnson | RB | NYJ | 2.3 |
| BN | AJ Dillon | RB | GB | 10.2 |
| RES | Jerry Jeudy | WR | DEN | 0.0 |
| K | Ryan Succop | K | TB | 13.0 |
| DEF | Detroit Lions | DEF | 3.0 | |
| BN | New England Patriots | DEF | 2.0 |
Tua in the pink (Valenzuela) — 128.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Russell Wilson | QB | DEN | 22.6 |
| RB | Ezekiel Elliott | RB | DAL | 20.3 |
| RB | Clyde Edwards-Helaire | RB | KC | 18.4 |
| WR | Corey Davis | WR | NYJ | 19.1 |
| WR | Terry McLaurin | WR | WAS | 27.3 |
| TE | Kyle Pitts | TE | ATL | 7.0 |
| R/W/T | Chuba Hubbard | RB | CAR | 8.1 |
| BN | Kendrick Bourne | WR | NE | 8.3 |
| BN | Tim Patrick | WR | DEN | 5.4 |
| BN | Myles Gaskin | RB | MIA | 0.3 |
| BN | Michael Pittman | WR | IND | 8.9 |
| RES | Rashod Bateman | WR | BAL | 0.0 |
| K | Nick Folk | K | NE | 5.0 |
| DEF | Cincinnati Bengals | DEF | 1.0 |
Week 5: Portland Portsmen 81.7 – 116.6 Trey Sermon on the Mount
(L)
vs 
Waxman
Portland Portsmen (Kassel) — 81.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Ryan Tannehill | QB | TEN | 14.0 |
| RB | Aaron Jones | RB | GB | 12.9 |
| RB | Antonio Gibson | RB | WAS | 20.2 |
| WR | D.J. Moore | WR | CAR | 6.3 |
| WR | Henry Ruggs III | WR | 6.6 | |
| TE | Robert Tonyan | TE | GB | 1.3 |
| R/W/T | Jamison Crowder | WR | BUF | 6.4 |
| BN | DeVante Parker | WR | NE | 0.0 |
| BN | George | K | ittle | 0.0 |
| BN | Ty Johnson | RB | NYJ | 10.4 |
| BN | AJ Dillon | RB | GB | 15.9 |
| RES | Jerry Jeudy | WR | DEN | 0.0 |
| K | Ryan Succop | K | TB | 9.0 |
| DEF | New England Patriots | DEF | 5.0 |
Trey Sermon on the Mount (Waxman) — 116.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Josh Allen | QB | BUF | 36.5 |
| RB | Kareem Hunt | RB | CLE | 23.4 |
| RB | Najee Harris | RB | PIT | 21.2 |
| WR | Tyler Boyd | WR | CIN | 4.4 |
| WR | Tyreek Hill | WR | MIA | 11.3 |
| TE | Noah Fant | TE | SEA | 3.5 |
| R/W/T | Jaylen Waddle | WR | MIA | 4.3 |
| BN | Allen Robinson | WR | LAR | 5.2 |
| BN | Tony Pollard | RB | DAL | 12.3 |
| BN | Kenneth Gainwell | RB | PHI | 2.9 |
| BN | Trey Sermon | RB | SF | 0.7 |
| K | Matt Gay | K | LAR | 7.0 |
| DEF | Pittsburgh Steelers | DEF | 5.0 |
Week 6: Portland Portsmen 74.8 – 94.8 Fully Dakcinated
(L)
vs 
P. Waxman
Portland Portsmen (Kassel) — 74.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Ryan Tannehill | QB | TEN | 11.9 |
| RB | Aaron Jones | RB | GB | 19.0 |
| RB | Antonio Gibson | RB | WAS | 3.4 |
| WR | D.J. Moore | WR | CAR | 8.4 |
| WR | Henry Ruggs III | WR | 17.2 | |
| TE | Robert Tonyan | TE | GB | 2.0 |
| R/W/T | AJ Dillon | RB | GB | 5.9 |
| BN | DeVante Parker | WR | NE | 0.0 |
| BN | Jamison Crowder | WR | BUF | 0.0 |
| BN | George | K | ittle | 0.0 |
| BN | Ty Johnson | RB | NYJ | 0.0 |
| RES | Jerry Jeudy | WR | DEN | 0.0 |
| K | Ryan Succop | K | TB | 4.0 |
| DEF | New England Patriots | DEF | 3.0 |
Fully Dakcinated (P. Waxman) — 94.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Dak Prescott | QB | DAL | 25.8 |
| RB | J.D. McKissic | RB | WAS | 15.0 |
| RB | Jamaal Williams | RB | DET | 1.4 |
| WR | Mike Williams | WR | LAC | 3.7 |
| WR | Justin Jefferson | WR | MIN | 10.0 |
| TE | T.J. Hockenson | TE | DET | 11.4 |
| R/W/T | Keenan Allen | WR | LAC | 7.5 |
| BN | Sterling Shepard | WR | NYG | 12.6 |
| BN | Christian McCaffrey | RB | CAR | 0.0 |
| BN | Nyheim Hines | RB | IND | 2.7 |
| BN | Miles Sanders | RB | PHI | 7.6 |
| RES | Jarvis Landry | WR | CLE | 0.0 |
| K | Chris Boswell | K | PIT | 13.0 |
| DEF | Green Bay Packers | DEF | 7.0 |
Week 7: Portland Portsmen 86.5 – 87.6 Toss My Saleh
(L)
vs 
Bronchtein
Portland Portsmen (Kassel) — 86.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Ryan Tannehill | QB | TEN | 18.4 |
| RB | Aaron Jones | RB | GB | 6.4 |
| RB | Antonio Gibson | RB | WAS | 6.6 |
| WR | D.J. Moore | WR | CAR | 10.3 |
| WR | Henry Ruggs III | WR | 5.1 | |
| TE | Robert Tonyan | TE | GB | 14.3 |
| R/W/T | Jamison Crowder | WR | BUF | 5.4 |
| BN | DeVante Parker | WR | NE | 0.0 |
| BN | George | K | ittle | 0.0 |
| BN | Ty Johnson | RB | NYJ | 10.1 |
| BN | AJ Dillon | RB | GB | -0.7 |
| RES | Jerry Jeudy | WR | DEN | 0.0 |
| K | Ryan Succop | K | TB | 8.0 |
| DEF | New England Patriots | DEF | 12.0 |
Toss My Saleh (Bronchtein) — 87.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Aaron Rodgers | QB | GB | 24.7 |
| RB | Cordarrelle Patterson | RB | ATL | 13.1 |
| RB | Khalil Herbert | RB | CHI | 15.8 |
| WR | Robby Anderson | WR | CAR | 2.9 |
| WR | Marquez Callaway | WR | NO | 4.7 |
| TE | C.J. Uzomah | TE | NYJ | 22.6 |
| R/W/T | Mecole Hardman | WR | KC | 2.8 |
| BN | Antonio Brown | WR | Q | 0.0 |
| BN | Austin Ekeler | RB | LAC | 0.0 |
| BN | Dalton Schultz | TE | DAL | 0.0 |
| BN | CeeDee Lamb | WR | DAL | 0.0 |
| RES | Chris Carson | RB | SEA | 0.0 |
| K | Zane Gonzalez | K | CAR | 3.0 |
| DEF | Chicago Bears | DEF | -2.0 |
Week 8: Portland Portsmen 95.2 – 91.7 Stephen Hauschka's Glory Days
(W)
vs 
Becker-Parton
Portland Portsmen (Kassel) — 95.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Ryan Tannehill | QB | TEN | 19.2 |
| RB | Aaron Jones | RB | GB | 20.5 |
| RB | Antonio Gibson | RB | WAS | 6.9 |
| WR | D.J. Moore | WR | CAR | 7.9 |
| WR | Jerry Jeudy | WR | DEN | 5.9 |
| TE | Robert Tonyan | TE | GB | 6.4 |
| R/W/T | Jamison Crowder | WR | BUF | 12.4 |
| BN | DeVante Parker | WR | NE | 12.5 |
| BN | Ty Johnson | RB | NYJ | 17.1 |
| BN | AJ Dillon | RB | GB | 7.8 |
| BN | Henry Ruggs III | WR | 0.0 | |
| RES | George | K | ittle | 0.0 |
| K | Ryan Succop | K | TB | 3.0 |
| DEF | New England Patriots | DEF | 13.0 |
Stephen Hauschka's Glory Days (Becker-Parton) — 91.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Kyler Murray | QB | ARI | 7.1 |
| RB | Zack Moss | RB | BUF | 8.8 |
| RB | D'Andre Swift | RB | DET | 5.6 |
| WR | DK Metcalf | WR | SEA | 19.3 |
| WR | Tee Higgins | WR | CIN | 11.7 |
| TE | Tyler Higbee | TE | LAR | 4.0 |
| R/W/T | Robert Woods | WR | TEN | 19.2 |
| BN | Jared Cook | TE | LAC | 3.5 |
| BN | Davante Adams | WR | LV | 0.0 |
| BN | Rhamondre Stevenson | RB | NE | 3.6 |
| BN | Rondale Moore | WR | ARI | 2.0 |
| K | Dustin Hopkins | K | LAC | 6.0 |
| DEF | Buffalo Bills | DEF | 10.0 |
Week 9: Portland Portsmen 90.0 – 106.1 Trevor Lawrence of Arabia
(L)
vs 
Faust
Portland Portsmen (Kassel) — 90.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Derek Carr | QB | LV | 8.3 |
| RB | Aaron Jones | RB | GB | 5.3 |
| RB | AJ Dillon | RB | GB | 11.0 |
| WR | D.J. Moore | WR | CAR | 6.1 |
| WR | Jerry Jeudy | WR | DEN | 9.9 |
| TE | George | K | ittle | 17.1 |
| R/W/T | Jamison Crowder | WR | BUF | 6.3 |
| BN | Ryan Tannehill | QB | TEN | 13.0 |
| BN | Ty Johnson | RB | NYJ | 11.1 |
| BN | Devin Singletary | RB | BUF | 9.4 |
| BN | Antonio Gibson | RB | WAS | 0.0 |
| RES | Robert Tonyan | TE | GB | 0.0 |
| K | Nick Folk | K | NE | 6.0 |
| DEF | New England Patriots | DEF | 20.0 |
Trevor Lawrence of Arabia (Faust) — 106.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Lamar Jackson | QB | BAL | 28.6 |
| RB | Devontae Booker | RB | NYG | 13.7 |
| RB | Nick Chubb | RB | CLE | 29.3 |
| WR | Emmanuel Sanders | WR | BUF | 8.5 |
| WR | Chase Claypool | WR | PIT | 5.8 |
| TE | Dallas Goedert | TE | PHI | 5.8 |
| R/W/T | Hunter Renfrow | WR | LV | 14.4 |
| BN | DeAndre Hopkins | WR | ARI | 0.0 |
| BN | Melvin Gordon | RB | DEN | 16.5 |
| BN | Rashod Bateman | WR | BAL | 7.7 |
| K | Mason Crosby | K | GB | 1.0 |
| DEF | Baltimore Ravens | DEF | -1.0 | |
| BN | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | DEF | 0.0 |
Week 10: Portland Portsmen 98.1 – 93.5 Je Ne Saquon
(W)
vs 
Ballard
Portland Portsmen (Kassel) — 98.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Derek Carr | QB | LV | 17.2 |
| RB | Aaron Jones | RB | GB | 10.6 |
| RB | Antonio Gibson | RB | WAS | 20.8 |
| WR | D.J. Moore | WR | CAR | 4.4 |
| WR | Jerry Jeudy | WR | DEN | 8.1 |
| TE | George | K | ittle | 13.5 |
| R/W/T | Jamison Crowder | WR | BUF | 3.5 |
| BN | Ryan Tannehill | QB | TEN | 18.6 |
| BN | Ty Johnson | RB | NYJ | 6.3 |
| BN | Devin Singletary | RB | BUF | 11.4 |
| BN | AJ Dillon | RB | GB | 25.8 |
| RES | Robert Tonyan | TE | GB | 0.0 |
| K | Nick Folk | K | NE | 9.0 |
| DEF | New England Patriots | DEF | 11.0 |
Je Ne Saquon (Ballard) — 93.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Kirk Cousins | QB | MIN | 17.5 |
| RB | Leonard Fournette | RB | TB | 13.2 |
| RB | Chuba Hubbard | RB | CAR | 8.7 |
| WR | Marvin Jones | WR | JAX | 4.5 |
| WR | Diontae Johnson | WR | PIT | 9.8 |
| TE | Hunter Henry | TE | NE | 17.7 |
| R/W/T | Amari Cooper | WR | CLE | 7.1 |
| BN | Brandin Cooks | WR | HOU | 0.0 |
| BN | David Johnson | RB | HOU | 0.0 |
| BN | Joe Mixon | RB | CIN | 0.0 |
| BN | David Montgomery | RB | CHI | 0.0 |
| K | Randy Bullock | K | TEN | 11.0 |
| DEF | Denver Broncos | DEF | 4.0 |
Week 11: Portland Portsmen 107.4 – 139.8 Its Still Corona Time
(L)
vs 
Sohl
Portland Portsmen (Kassel) — 107.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Derek Carr | QB | LV | 7.6 |
| RB | AJ Dillon | RB | GB | 12.7 |
| RB | Antonio Gibson | RB | WAS | 7.5 |
| WR | Michael Gallup | WR | DAL | 6.9 |
| WR | D.J. Moore | WR | CAR | 13.5 |
| TE | George | K | ittle | 11.4 |
| R/W/T | Devin Singletary | RB | BUF | 5.8 |
| BN | Ryan Tannehill | QB | TEN | 5.2 |
| BN | Jamison Crowder | WR | BUF | 13.4 |
| BN | Aaron Jones | RB | GB | 0.0 |
| BN | Jerry Jeudy | WR | DEN | 0.0 |
| RES | Robert Tonyan | TE | GB | 0.0 |
| K | Nick Folk | K | NE | 14.0 |
| DEF | New England Patriots | DEF | 28.0 |
Its Still Corona Time (Sohl) — 139.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Justin Herbert | QB | LAC | 33.3 |
| RB | Jonathan Taylor | RB | IND | 51.9 |
| RB | Michael Carter | RB | NYJ | 7.0 |
| WR | Stefon Diggs | WR | BUF | 16.3 |
| WR | Chris Godwin | WR | TB | 16.2 |
| TE | Mark Andrews | TE | BAL | 11.3 |
| R/W/T | Amon-Ra St. Brown | WR | DET | 3.8 |
| BN | Julio Jones | WR | TEN | 0.0 |
| BN | Gerald Everett | TE | LAC | 5.2 |
| BN | Joe Burrow | QB | CIN | 9.0 |
| BN | Terrace Marshall Jr. | WR | CAR | 0.0 |
| K | Younghoe | K | oo | 0.0 |
| DEF | Los Angeles Rams | DEF | 0.0 |
Week 12: Portland Portsmen 111.2 – 113.7 Hufanga King of the Pridelands
(L)
vs 
Banys
Portland Portsmen (Kassel) — 111.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Derek Carr | QB | LV | 21.0 |
| RB | AJ Dillon | RB | GB | 17.5 |
| RB | Antonio Gibson | RB | WAS | 20.1 |
| WR | D.J. Moore | WR | CAR | 12.3 |
| WR | Jerry Jeudy | WR | DEN | 3.5 |
| TE | George | K | ittle | 1.8 |
| R/W/T | Jamison Crowder | WR | BUF | 1.0 |
| BN | Ryan Tannehill | QB | TEN | 7.1 |
| BN | Aaron Jones | RB | GB | 2.3 |
| BN | Michael Gallup | WR | DAL | 13.1 |
| BN | Devin Singletary | RB | BUF | 5.3 |
| RES | Robert Tonyan | TE | GB | 0.0 |
| K | Nick Folk | K | NE | 20.0 |
| DEF | New England Patriots | DEF | 14.0 |
Hufanga King of the Pridelands (Banys) — 113.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Matthew Stafford | QB | LAR | 21.0 |
| RB | James Robinson | RB | JAX | 11.0 |
| RB | Elijah Mitchell | RB | SF | 25.3 |
| WR | Tyler Lockett | WR | SEA | 11.1 |
| WR | Deebo Samuel | WR | SF | 20.3 |
| TE | Mike Gesicki | TE | MIA | 3.2 |
| R/W/T | Rob Gronkowski | TE | TB | 15.8 |
| BN | Adrian Peterson | RB | SEA | 0.0 |
| BN | T.Y. Hilton | WR | IND | 10.8 |
| BN | Jimmy Garoppolo | QB | SF | 10.2 |
| BN | Christian | K | irk | 0.0 |
| RES | Derrick Henry | RB | TEN | 0.0 |
| K | Greg Joseph | K | MIN | 1.0 |
| DEF | Dallas Cowboys | DEF | 5.0 |
Week 13: Portland Portsmen 111.3 – 91.1 Da'Ron Payne-al
(W)
vs 
Foote
Portland Portsmen (Kassel) — 111.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Derek Carr | QB | LV | 12.4 |
| RB | Devin Singletary | RB | BUF | 3.6 |
| RB | Antonio Gibson | RB | WAS | 19.6 |
| WR | Jamison Crowder | WR | BUF | 8.2 |
| WR | Jerry Jeudy | WR | DEN | 9.7 |
| TE | George | K | ittle | 35.1 |
| R/W/T | DeVante Parker | WR | NE | 8.7 |
| BN | Aaron Jones | RB | GB | 0.0 |
| BN | Michael Gallup | WR | DAL | 12.1 |
| BN | D.J. Moore | WR | CAR | 0.0 |
| BN | AJ Dillon | RB | GB | 0.0 |
| RES | Robert Tonyan | TE | GB | 0.0 |
| K | Nick Folk | K | NE | 6.0 |
| DEF | New England Patriots | DEF | 8.0 |
Da'Ron Payne-al (Foote) — 91.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Patrick Mahomes | QB | KC | 11.6 |
| RB | James Conner | RB | ARI | 18.1 |
| RB | Damien Harris | RB | NE | 17.1 |
| WR | Mike Evans | WR | TB | 13.4 |
| WR | Marquise Brown | WR | ARI | 8.0 |
| TE | C.J. Uzomah | TE | NYJ | 3.5 |
| R/W/T | Saquon Barkley | RB | NYG | 10.4 |
| BN | A.J. Green | WR | ARI | 1.9 |
| BN | Odell Beckham Jr. | WR | LAR | 9.8 |
| BN | Deonte Harris | WR | NO | 17.9 |
| BN | Mac Jones | QB | NE | 0.5 |
| K | Evan McPherson | K | CIN | 3.0 |
| DEF | Cincinnati Bengals | DEF | 6.0 |
Week 14: Portland Portsmen 101.9 – 106.5 Josh Jacobs Squashed A-cups
(L)
vs Freundlich
Portland Portsmen (Kassel) — 101.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Derek Carr | QB | LV | 9.5 |
| RB | Aaron Jones | RB | GB | 20.0 |
| RB | Antonio Gibson | RB | WAS | 3.1 |
| WR | D.J. Moore | WR | CAR | 11.4 |
| WR | Jerry Jeudy | WR | DEN | 7.2 |
| TE | George | K | ittle | 27.6 |
| R/W/T | AJ Dillon | RB | GB | 7.1 |
| BN | DeVante Parker | WR | NE | 0.0 |
| BN | Michael Gallup | WR | DAL | 8.5 |
| RES | Robert Tonyan | TE | GB | 0.0 |
| K | Mason Crosby | K | GB | 9.0 |
| BN | Nick Folk | K | NE | 0.0 |
| DEF | New Orleans Saints | DEF | 7.0 | |
| BN | New England Patriots | DEF | 0.0 |
Josh Jacobs Squashed A-cups (Freundlich) — 106.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Cam Newton | QB | CAR | 12.8 |
| RB | Dalvin Cook | RB | MIN | 34.7 |
| RB | Josh Jacobs | RB | LV | 7.5 |
| WR | Marquez Valdes-Scantling | WR | KC | 3.5 |
| WR | K.J. Osborn | WR | MIN | 15.8 |
| TE | Dawson | K | nox | 15.5 |
| R/W/T | Alexander Mattison | RB | MIN | 2.7 |
| BN | Adam Thielen | WR | MIN | 0.0 |
| BN | Jalen Guyton | WR | LAC | 16.2 |
| BN | Kadarius Toney | WR | NYG | 0.0 |
| BN | DeVonta Smith | WR | PHI | 0.0 |
| K | Robbie Gould | K | SF | 8.0 |
| DEF | Los Angeles Chargers | DEF | 6.0 |
Week 15: Portland Portsmen 78.7 – 73.6 Trevor Lawrence of Arabia
(W)
vs Faust PLAYOFF
Portland Portsmen (Kassel) — 78.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Derek Carr | QB | LV | 9.1 |
| RB | Aaron Jones | RB | GB | 14.0 |
| RB | Antonio Gibson | RB | WAS | 15.5 |
| WR | D.J. Moore | WR | CAR | 9.8 |
| WR | Jerry Jeudy | WR | DEN | 0.0 |
| TE | George | K | ittle | 12.3 |
| R/W/T | AJ Dillon | RB | GB | 10.0 |
| BN | DeVante Parker | WR | NE | 14.8 |
| BN | Michael Gallup | WR | DAL | 4.7 |
| RES | Robert Tonyan | TE | GB | 0.0 |
| K | Nick Folk | K | NE | 5.0 |
| BN | Mason Crosby | K | GB | 7.0 |
| DEF | New England Patriots | DEF | 3.0 | |
| BN | New Orleans Saints | DEF | 18.0 |
Trevor Lawrence of Arabia (Faust) — 73.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jimmy Garoppolo | QB | SF | 13.8 |
| RB | Melvin Gordon | RB | DEN | 6.6 |
| RB | Nick Chubb | RB | CLE | 15.8 |
| WR | Hunter Renfrow | WR | LV | 4.7 |
| WR | Chase Claypool | WR | PIT | 1.9 |
| TE | Dallas Goedert | TE | PHI | 17.0 |
| R/W/T | Kendrick Bourne | WR | NE | 7.8 |
| BN | Emmanuel Sanders | WR | BUF | 0.0 |
| BN | DeAndre Hopkins | WR | ARI | 0.0 |
| BN | Lamar Jackson | QB | BAL | 0.0 |
| BN | Ty Johnson | RB | NYJ | 0.0 |
| K | Ryan Succop | K | TB | 0.0 |
| DEF | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | DEF | 6.0 |
Week 16: Portland Portsmen 59.2 – 76.9 Hufanga King of the Pridelands
(L)
vs Banys PLAYOFF
Portland Portsmen (Kassel) — 59.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Derek Carr | QB | LV | 7.5 |
| RB | Aaron Jones | RB | GB | 11.2 |
| RB | Antonio Gibson | RB | WAS | 12.8 |
| WR | D.J. Moore | WR | CAR | 8.0 |
| WR | Jerry Jeudy | WR | DEN | 7.5 |
| TE | George | K | ittle | 3.1 |
| R/W/T | AJ Dillon | RB | GB | 7.1 |
| BN | DeVante Parker | WR | NE | 0.0 |
| BN | Duke Johnson | RB | BUF | 3.9 |
| RES | Robert Tonyan | TE | GB | 0.0 |
| K | Nick Folk | K | NE | 3.0 |
| BN | Mason Crosby | K | GB | 6.0 |
| DEF | New England Patriots | DEF | -1.0 | |
| BN | New Orleans Saints | DEF | 6.0 |
Hufanga King of the Pridelands (Banys) — 76.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Matthew Stafford | QB | LAR | 3.7 |
| RB | Austin Walter | RB | NYJ | 0.0 |
| RB | James Robinson | RB | JAX | 1.0 |
| WR | Tyler Lockett | WR | SEA | 4.5 |
| WR | Deebo Samuel | WR | SF | 23.6 |
| TE | Rob Gronkowski | TE | TB | 2.8 |
| R/W/T | Christian | K | irk | 8.3 |
| BN | T.Y. Hilton | WR | IND | 13.1 |
| BN | Mike Gesicki | TE | MIA | 3.7 |
| BN | Elijah Mitchell | RB | SF | 0.0 |
| RES | Derrick Henry | RB | TEN | 0.0 |
| K | Greg Joseph | K | MIN | 11.0 |
| DEF | Dallas Cowboys | DEF | 22.0 |
Week 17: Portland Portsmen 70.0 – 72.7 Da'Ron Payne-al
(L)
vs Foote PLAYOFF
Portland Portsmen (Kassel) — 70.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Derek Carr | QB | LV | 8.2 |
| RB | Aaron Jones | RB | GB | 13.1 |
| RB | Antonio Gibson | RB | WAS | 0.0 |
| WR | D.J. Moore | WR | CAR | 4.4 |
| WR | Jerry Jeudy | WR | DEN | 0.0 |
| TE | George | K | ittle | 4.0 |
| R/W/T | AJ Dillon | RB | GB | 21.3 |
| BN | DeVante Parker | WR | NE | 6.6 |
| BN | Duke Johnson | RB | BUF | 7.5 |
| RES | Robert Tonyan | TE | GB | 0.0 |
| K | Nick Folk | K | NE | 7.0 |
| BN | Mason Crosby | K | GB | 13.0 |
| DEF | New England Patriots | DEF | 12.0 | |
| BN | New Orleans Saints | DEF | 15.0 |
Da'Ron Payne-al (Foote) — 72.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Patrick Mahomes | QB | KC | 20.9 |
| RB | James Conner | RB | ARI | 0.0 |
| RB | Saquon Barkley | RB | NYG | 10.2 |
| WR | Mike Evans | WR | TB | 12.7 |
| WR | Marquise Brown | WR | ARI | 2.3 |
| TE | C.J. Uzomah | TE | NYJ | 5.2 |
| R/W/T | Odell Beckham Jr. | WR | LAR | 12.4 |
| BN | A.J. Green | WR | ARI | 8.9 |
| BN | Damien Harris | RB | NE | 17.2 |
| BN | Deonte Harris | WR | NO | 3.3 |
| BN | Mac Jones | QB | NE | 22.3 |
| K | Evan McPherson | K | CIN | 10.0 |
| DEF | Cincinnati Bengals | DEF | -1.0 |