Norberg — 2020
Quid Pro Joe Burreaux · Record: 5-8 ยท PPG: 97.9 · 13 reg season + 3 playoff weeks
Week 1: Quid Pro Joe Burreaux 101.5 – 122.9 Cushen my Berries
(L)
vs
Baumann
Quid Pro Joe Burreaux (Norberg) — 101.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. Wentz | QB | PHI | 11.0 |
| RB | D. Henry | RB | TEN | 14.6 |
| RB | N. Chubb | RB | CLE | 5.1 |
| WR | T. Hilton | WR | IND | 7.3 |
| WR | A. Thielen | WR | MIN | 28.0 |
| TE | T. Higbee | TE | LAR | 5.5 |
| R/W/T | S. Watkins | WR | KC | 18.0 |
| K | J. Tucker | K | BAL | 8.0 |
| DEF | 49ers | DEF | 4.0 | |
| BN | M. Andrews | TE | BAL | 20.3 |
| BN | D. Jones | QB | NYG | 15.4 |
| BN | D. Swift | RB | DET | 9.8 |
| BN | J. Jefferson | WR | MIN | 3.6 |
| BN | J. Reagor | WR | PHI | 6.0 |
| BN | K. Vaughn | RB | TB | 0.0 |
| RES | R. Armstead | RB | JAX | 0.0 |
Cushen my Berries (
Baumann) — 122.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Stafford | QB | DET | 15.2 |
| RB | D. Johnson | RB | HOU | 18.4 |
| RB | J. Jacobs | RB | LV | 33.9 |
| WR | J. Jones | WR | ATL | 20.2 |
| WR | J. Smith-Schuster | WR | PIT | 21.9 |
| TE | A. Hooper | TE | CLE | 2.5 |
| R/W/T | C. Akers | RB | LAR | 4.8 |
| K | J. Elliott | K | PHI | 5.0 |
| DEF | Lions | DEF | 1.0 | |
| BN | A. Green | WR | CIN | 7.6 |
| BN | M. Ingram | RB | BAL | 2.9 |
| BN | J. Goff | QB | LAR | 9.5 |
| BN | P. Lindsay | RB | DEN | 4.0 |
| BN | T. Hockenson | TE | DET | 14.1 |
| BN | M. Hardman | WR | KC | 1.1 |
Week 2: Quid Pro Joe Burreaux 78.5 – 127.3 punani dasani coochie dinucci
(L)
vs
Valenzuela
Quid Pro Joe Burreaux (Norberg) — 78.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. Wentz | QB | PHI | 10.4 |
| RB | D. Henry | RB | TEN | 8.4 |
| RB | N. Chubb | RB | CLE | 25.8 |
| WR | A. Thielen | WR | MIN | 4.6 |
| WR | S. Watkins | WR | KC | 1.6 |
| TE | M. Andrews | TE | BAL | 3.4 |
| R/W/T | T. Hilton | WR | IND | 4.3 |
| K | J. Tucker | K | BAL | 15.0 |
| DEF | 49ers | DEF | 5.0 | |
| BN | T. Higbee | TE | LAR | 25.9 |
| BN | D. Jones | QB | NYG | 6.7 |
| BN | D. Swift | RB | DET | 9.7 |
| BN | J. Jefferson | WR | MIN | 5.9 |
| BN | J. Reagor | WR | PHI | 6.1 |
| BN | K. Vaughn | RB | TB | 0.0 |
punani dasani coochie dinucci (
Valenzuela) — 127.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Ryan | QB | ATL | 28.5 |
| RB | E. Elliott | RB | DAL | 19.2 |
| RB | J. Taylor | RB | IND | 18.0 |
| WR | W. Fuller | WR | HOU | 0.0 |
| WR | C. Ridley | WR | ATL | 26.4 |
| TE | L. Thomas | TE | WAS | 4.6 |
| R/W/T | M. Sanders | RB | PHI | 18.6 |
| K | R. Gould | K | SF | 7.0 |
| DEF | Titans | DEF | 5.0 | |
| BN | C. Newton | QB | NE | 33.6 |
| BN | L. Murray | RB | NO | 4.3 |
| BN | K. Golladay | WR | DET | 0.0 |
| BN | P. Williams | WR | MIA | 5.1 |
| BN | Z. Moss | RB | BUF | 3.7 |
| BN | J. Robinson | RB | JAX | 19.5 |
Week 3: Quid Pro Joe Burreaux 123.2 – 94.0 Person Woman Man Kamara TV
(W)
vs
Waxman
Quid Pro Joe Burreaux (Norberg) — 123.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. Wentz | QB | PHI | 19.5 |
| RB | D. Henry | RB | TEN | 26.0 |
| RB | N. Chubb | RB | CLE | 23.5 |
| WR | T. Hilton | WR | IND | 6.7 |
| WR | A. Thielen | WR | MIN | 10.8 |
| TE | T. Higbee | TE | LAR | 7.0 |
| R/W/T | S. Watkins | WR | KC | 9.7 |
| K | J. Tucker | K | BAL | 8.0 |
| DEF | 49ers | DEF | 12.0 | |
| BN | M. Andrews | TE | BAL | 3.7 |
| BN | D. Jones | QB | NYG | 7.1 |
| BN | D. Swift | RB | DET | 2.4 |
| BN | J. Jefferson | WR | MIN | 27.0 |
| BN | J. Reagor | WR | PHI | 0.0 |
| BN | K. Vaughn | RB | TB | 0.0 |
Person Woman Man Kamara TV (
Waxman) — 94.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | K. Murray | QB | ARI | 18.7 |
| RB | N. Hines | RB | IND | 8.1 |
| RB | S. Michel | RB | NE | 15.0 |
| WR | O. Beckham | WR | CLE | 7.9 |
| WR | D. Johnson | WR | PIT | 0.9 |
| TE | Z. Ertz | TE | PHI | 10.5 |
| R/W/T | C. Godwin | WR | TB | 14.9 |
| K | M. Prater | K | DET | 14.0 |
| DEF | Rams | DEF | 4.0 | |
| BN | D. Jackson | WR | PHI | 2.1 |
| BN | D. Freeman | RB | 1.0 | |
| BN | M. Gallup | WR | DAL | 22.8 |
| BN | C. | K | irk | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Mattison | RB | MIN | 2.7 |
| RES | C. McCaffrey | RB | CAR | 0.0 |
Week 4: Quid Pro Joe Burreaux 93.2 – 110.6 Frank Gore is on the Jets lol
(L)
vs
Bronchtein
Quid Pro Joe Burreaux (Norberg) — 93.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. Wentz | QB | PHI | 20.4 |
| RB | N. Chubb | RB | CLE | 4.3 |
| RB | D. Swift | RB | DET | 13.2 |
| WR | A. Thielen | WR | MIN | 22.2 |
| WR | J. Jefferson | WR | MIN | 12.3 |
| TE | T. Higbee | TE | LAR | 3.5 |
| R/W/T | S. Watkins | WR | KC | 4.3 |
| K | J. Tucker | K | BAL | 7.0 |
| DEF | 49ers | DEF | 6.0 | |
| BN | T. Hilton | WR | IND | 4.4 |
| BN | D. Henry | RB | TEN | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Andrews | TE | BAL | 19.2 |
| BN | D. Jones | QB | NYG | 9.1 |
| BN | J. Reagor | WR | PHI | 0.0 |
| BN | K. Vaughn | RB | TB | 9.6 |
Frank Gore is on the Jets lol (
Bronchtein) — 110.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Prescott | QB | DAL | 36.3 |
| RB | C. Carson | RB | SEA | 23.5 |
| RB | A. Ekeler | RB | LAC | 1.9 |
| WR | S. Diggs | WR | BUF | 14.5 |
| WR | R. Anderson | WR | CAR | 13.9 |
| TE | N. Fant | TE | DEN | 6.0 |
| R/W/T | M. Valdes-Scantling | WR | GB | 6.5 |
| K | G. Zuerlein | K | DAL | 2.0 |
| DEF | Ravens | DEF | 6.0 | |
| BN | J. Edelman | WR | NE | 5.0 |
| BN | R. Gronkowski | TE | TB | 3.4 |
| BN | A. Rodgers | QB | GB | 29.6 |
| BN | D. Adams | WR | GB | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Hill | RB | ATL | 3.3 |
| BN | K. Cole | WR | JAX | 6.6 |
| RES | L. Bell | RB | KC | 0.0 |
Week 5: Quid Pro Joe Burreaux 74.7 – 138.0 Hauschka's Unemployment Checks
(L)
vs
Becker-Parton
Quid Pro Joe Burreaux (Norberg) — 74.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Jones | QB | NYG | 8.2 |
| RB | D. Henry | RB | TEN | 18.8 |
| RB | N. Chubb | RB | CLE | 0.0 |
| WR | A. Thielen | WR | MIN | 24.8 |
| WR | J. Jefferson | WR | MIN | 3.8 |
| TE | T. Higbee | TE | LAR | 2.2 |
| R/W/T | T. Hilton | WR | IND | 9.9 |
| K | J. Tucker | K | BAL | 9.0 |
| DEF | 49ers | DEF | -2.0 | |
| BN | S. Watkins | WR | KC | 9.4 |
| BN | C. Wentz | QB | PHI | 15.4 |
| BN | M. Andrews | TE | BAL | 14.6 |
| BN | D. Swift | RB | DET | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Reagor | WR | PHI | 0.0 |
| BN | K. Vaughn | RB | TB | -0.5 |
Hauschka's Unemployment Checks (
Becker-Parton) — 138.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | P. Mahomes | QB | KC | 28.7 |
| RB | M. Davis | RB | CAR | 25.4 |
| RB | C. Edwards-Helaire | RB | KC | 9.5 |
| WR | D. Hopkins | WR | ARI | 22.1 |
| WR | R. Woods | WR | LAR | 15.1 |
| TE | M. Gesicki | TE | MIA | 11.6 |
| R/W/T | A. Gibson | RB | WAS | 7.6 |
| K | D. Carlson | K | LV | 9.0 |
| DEF | Cowboys | DEF | 9.0 | |
| BN | N. Foles | QB | CHI | 10.6 |
| BN | C. Thompson | RB | JAX | 5.7 |
| BN | J. Landry | WR | CLE | 10.8 |
| BN | R. Gage | WR | ATL | 2.6 |
| BN | M. Brown | WR | BAL | 16.8 |
| BN | D. Slayton | WR | NYG | 16.9 |
Week 6: Quid Pro Joe Burreaux 155.0 – 97.5 Jimmy GQanon
(W)
vs
Banys
Quid Pro Joe Burreaux (Norberg) — 155.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. Wentz | QB | PHI | 29.4 |
| RB | J. White | RB | NE | 11.3 |
| RB | D. Henry | RB | TEN | 39.4 |
| WR | A. Thielen | WR | MIN | 12.6 |
| WR | J. Jefferson | WR | MIN | 35.1 |
| TE | M. Andrews | TE | BAL | 3.1 |
| R/W/T | T. Higbee | TE | LAR | 7.1 |
| K | J. Tucker | K | BAL | 14.0 |
| DEF | 49ers | DEF | 3.0 | |
| BN | T. Hilton | WR | IND | 1.6 |
| BN | S. Watkins | WR | KC | 0.0 |
| BN | N. Chubb | RB | CLE | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Jones | QB | NYG | 12.9 |
| BN | D. Swift | RB | DET | 25.8 |
| BN | K. Vaughn | RB | TB | 4.2 |
Jimmy GQanon (
Banys) — 97.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | R. Fitzpatrick | QB | MIA | 14.0 |
| RB | K. Hunt | RB | CLE | 6.7 |
| RB | J. Mixon | RB | CIN | 13.9 |
| WR | A. Cooper | WR | DAL | 17.4 |
| WR | C. Lamb | WR | DAL | 9.9 |
| TE | J. Graham | TE | CHI | 5.9 |
| R/W/T | J. Conner | RB | PIT | 16.7 |
| K | J. Sanders | K | MIA | 6.0 |
| DEF | Patriots | DEF | 7.0 | |
| BN | J. Cook | TE | NO | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Wilson | QB | SEA | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Mostert | RB | SF | 8.6 |
| BN | M. Gaskin | RB | MIA | 14.6 |
| BN | D. Samuel | WR | SF | 15.0 |
| BN | B. Aiyuk | WR | SF | 8.2 |
Week 7: Quid Pro Joe Burreaux 93.8 – 122.7 Stuck at Mahomes
(L)
vs
Ballard
Quid Pro Joe Burreaux (Norberg) — 93.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. Wentz | QB | PHI | 26.8 |
| RB | D. Henry | RB | TEN | 14.2 |
| RB | D. Swift | RB | DET | 12.8 |
| WR | R. Cobb | WR | HOU | 13.5 |
| WR | B. Perriman | WR | NYJ | 3.7 |
| TE | T. Higbee | TE | LAR | 0.0 |
| R/W/T | J. White | RB | NE | 0.8 |
| K | M. Crosby | K | GB | 5.0 |
| DEF | 49ers | DEF | 17.0 | |
| BN | T. Hilton | WR | IND | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Thielen | WR | MIN | 0.0 |
| BN | S. Watkins | WR | KC | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Andrews | TE | BAL | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Jones | QB | NYG | 19.7 |
| BN | J. Jefferson | WR | MIN | 0.0 |
Stuck at Mahomes (
Ballard) — 122.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Allen | QB | BUF | 16.4 |
| RB | R. Jones | RB | TB | 10.1 |
| RB | J. Robinson | RB | JAX | 29.7 |
| WR | W. Fuller | WR | HOU | 11.0 |
| WR | T. Boyd | WR | CIN | 22.2 |
| TE | J. Smith | TE | TEN | 1.4 |
| R/W/T | J. McKinnon | RB | SF | -0.1 |
| K | S. Gostkowski | K | TEN | 8.0 |
| DEF | Chiefs | DEF | 24.0 | |
| BN | R. Tannehill | QB | TEN | 17.3 |
| BN | C. Beasley | WR | BUF | 16.7 |
| BN | K. Allen | WR | LAC | 17.5 |
| BN | K. Johnson | RB | DET | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Moore | WR | CAR | 23.3 |
| BN | D. Singletary | RB | BUF | 5.7 |
| RES | S. Barkley | RB | NYG | 0.0 |
Week 8: Quid Pro Joe Burreaux 34.5 – 81.8 Its Corona Time
(L)
vs
Sohl
Quid Pro Joe Burreaux (Norberg) — 34.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. Wentz | QB | PHI | 6.6 |
| RB | D. Henry | RB | TEN | 17.2 |
| RB | D. Swift | RB | DET | 3.8 |
| WR | R. Cobb | WR | HOU | 0.0 |
| WR | B. Perriman | WR | NYJ | 0.0 |
| TE | T. Higbee | TE | LAR | 2.4 |
| R/W/T | J. White | RB | NE | 4.5 |
| K | M. Crosby | K | GB | 2.0 |
| DEF | 49ers | DEF | -2.0 | |
| BN | T. Hilton | WR | IND | 1.9 |
| BN | A. Thielen | WR | MIN | 4.2 |
| BN | S. Watkins | WR | KC | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Andrews | TE | BAL | 4.7 |
| BN | D. Jones | QB | NYG | 14.2 |
| BN | J. Jefferson | WR | MIN | 4.1 |
Its Corona Time (
Sohl) — 81.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | B. Roethlisberger | QB | PIT | 15.3 |
| RB | A. Peterson | RB | DET | 1.7 |
| RB | D. Montgomery | RB | CHI | 11.5 |
| WR | A. Robinson | WR | CHI | 17.7 |
| WR | T. Lockett | WR | SEA | 5.3 |
| TE | H. Henry | TE | LAC | 5.3 |
| R/W/T | D. Goedert | TE | PHI | 2.0 |
| K | H. Butker | K | KC | 5.0 |
| DEF | Steelers | DEF | 18.0 | |
| BN | G. Tate | WR | NYG | 10.8 |
| BN | L. Fitzgerald | WR | ARI | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Crowder | WR | NYJ | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Watson | QB | HOU | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Jones | RB | GB | 0.0 |
| BN | N. Harry | WR | NE | 0.0 |
Week 9: Quid Pro Joe Burreaux 82.3 – 93.4 Da'Ron Payne-al
(L)
vs
Foote
Quid Pro Joe Burreaux (Norberg) — 82.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. Newton | QB | NE | 24.6 |
| RB | D. Henry | RB | TEN | 6.8 |
| RB | D. Swift | RB | DET | 11.2 |
| WR | R. Cobb | WR | HOU | 3.6 |
| WR | P. Williams | WR | MIA | 14.0 |
| TE | M. Gesicki | TE | MIA | 5.7 |
| R/W/T | J. White | RB | NE | 4.4 |
| K | M. Crosby | K | GB | 12.0 |
| DEF | 49ers | DEF | 0.0 | |
| BN | A. Thielen | WR | MIN | 4.8 |
| BN | C. Wentz | QB | PHI | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Higbee | TE | LAR | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Andrews | TE | BAL | 3.7 |
| BN | D. Jones | QB | NYG | 12.9 |
| BN | J. Jefferson | WR | MIN | 7.9 |
Da'Ron Payne-al (
Foote) — 93.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | L. Jackson | QB | BAL | 18.6 |
| RB | M. Gordon | RB | DEN | 3.2 |
| RB | C. Edmonds | RB | ARI | 10.3 |
| WR | M. Evans | WR | TB | 8.4 |
| WR | M. Williams | WR | LAC | 10.6 |
| TE | D. Waller | TE | LV | 10.7 |
| R/W/T | M. Thomas | WR | NO | 7.6 |
| K | W. Lutz | K | NO | 8.0 |
| DEF | Saints | DEF | 16.0 | |
| BN | E. Sanders | WR | NO | 11.8 |
| BN | D. Brees | QB | NO | 22.7 |
| BN | M. Brown | RB | LAR | 0.0 |
| BN | E. Engram | TE | NYG | 13.3 |
| BN | D. Chark | WR | JAX | 24.1 |
| BN | J. Burrow | QB | CIN | 0.0 |
| RES | S. Michel | RB | NE | 0.0 |
Week 10: Quid Pro Joe Burreaux 109.4 – 100.1 CeeDeez Nuts
(W)
vs
Freundlich
Quid Pro Joe Burreaux (Norberg) — 109.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. Wentz | QB | PHI | 8.7 |
| RB | D. Henry | RB | TEN | 11.4 |
| RB | D. Swift | RB | DET | 23.4 |
| WR | A. Thielen | WR | MIN | 18.3 |
| WR | J. Jefferson | WR | MIN | 17.5 |
| TE | T. Higbee | TE | LAR | 7.5 |
| R/W/T | M. Andrews | TE | BAL | 9.6 |
| K | M. Crosby | K | GB | 6.0 |
| DEF | 49ers | DEF | 7.0 | |
| BN | R. Cobb | WR | HOU | 5.6 |
| BN | C. Newton | QB | NE | 16.8 |
| BN | J. White | RB | NE | 1.8 |
| BN | M. Gesicki | TE | MIA | 5.0 |
| BN | D. Jones | QB | NYG | 22.2 |
| BN | P. Williams | WR | MIA | 0.0 |
CeeDeez Nuts (
Freundlich) — 100.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Carr | QB | LV | 7.2 |
| RB | W. Gallman | RB | NYG | 18.5 |
| RB | A. | K | amara | 31.3 |
| WR | C. | K | upp | 7.5 |
| WR | D. Metcalf | WR | SEA | 3.8 |
| TE | G. Everett | TE | LAR | 3.7 |
| R/W/T | D. Parker | WR | MIA | 4.1 |
| K | T. Bass | K | BUF | 18.0 |
| DEF | Packers | DEF | 6.0 | |
| BN | T. Gurley | RB | ATL | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Hill | WR | KC | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Williams | RB | GB | 7.0 |
| BN | H. Hurst | TE | ATL | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Tagovailoa | QB | MIA | 14.7 |
| BN | J. | K | elley | 2.1 |
Week 11: Quid Pro Joe Burreaux 135.0 – 116.8 Lil Chubby
(W)
vs
Wright
Quid Pro Joe Burreaux (Norberg) — 135.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. Newton | QB | NE | 19.2 |
| RB | D. Henry | RB | TEN | 19.7 |
| RB | L. Perine | RB | NYJ | 9.3 |
| WR | A. Thielen | WR | MIN | 28.3 |
| WR | J. Jefferson | WR | MIN | 16.1 |
| TE | M. Andrews | TE | BAL | 18.1 |
| R/W/T | J. Meyers | WR | NE | 5.3 |
| K | M. Crosby | K | GB | 7.0 |
| DEF | Broncos | DEF | 12.0 | |
| BN | R. Cobb | WR | HOU | 7.7 |
| BN | J. White | RB | NE | 11.3 |
| BN | C. Wentz | QB | PHI | 12.4 |
| BN | T. Higbee | TE | LAR | 4.0 |
| BN | D. Jones | QB | NYG | 0.0 |
| BN | 49ers | DEF | 0.0 |
Lil Chubby (
Wright) — 116.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Hill | QB | NO | 24.2 |
| RB | K. Drake | RB | ARI | 14.0 |
| RB | D. Cook | RB | MIN | 22.5 |
| WR | A. Brown | WR | TEN | 14.2 |
| WR | T. McLaurin | WR | WAS | 10.9 |
| TE | R. Gronkowski | TE | TB | 3.5 |
| R/W/T | B. Cooks | WR | HOU | 10.5 |
| K | Y. | K | oo | 13.0 |
| DEF | Buccaneers | DEF | 4.0 | |
| BN | T. Brady | QB | TB | 10.6 |
| BN | J. Reed | TE | SF | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Henderson | RB | LAR | 1.9 |
| BN | J. Dobbins | RB | BAL | 17.5 |
| BN | J. Jeudy | WR | DEN | 5.2 |
| BN | S. Ahmed | RB | MIA | 9.9 |
| RES | Z. Ertz | TE | PHI | 0.0 |
Week 12: Quid Pro Joe Burreaux 111.3 – 73.3 Cushen my Berries
(W)
vs
Baumann
Quid Pro Joe Burreaux (Norberg) — 111.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. Newton | QB | NE | 2.0 |
| RB | J. White | RB | NE | 14.2 |
| RB | D. Henry | RB | TEN | 37.5 |
| WR | H. Renfrow | WR | LV | 10.8 |
| WR | J. Jefferson | WR | MIN | 22.5 |
| TE | M. Gesicki | TE | MIA | 10.5 |
| R/W/T | S. Watkins | WR | KC | 5.8 |
| K | M. Crosby | K | GB | 4.0 |
| DEF | Broncos | DEF | 4.0 | |
| BN | A. Thielen | WR | MIN | 0.0 |
| BN | C. Wentz | QB | PHI | 17.8 |
| BN | M. Andrews | TE | BAL | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Jones | QB | NYG | 10.4 |
| BN | J. Meyers | WR | NE | 7.7 |
| BN | Z. Moss | RB | BUF | 7.8 |
Cushen my Berries (
Baumann) — 73.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Herbert | QB | LAC | 15.4 |
| RB | P. Lindsay | RB | DEN | 2.0 |
| RB | J. Jacobs | RB | LV | 3.9 |
| WR | C. Davis | WR | TEN | 8.5 |
| WR | C. Samuel | WR | CAR | 10.2 |
| TE | T. Hockenson | TE | DET | 11.4 |
| R/W/T | N. Agholor | WR | LV | 7.9 |
| K | B. McManus | K | DEN | 5.0 |
| DEF | Giants | DEF | 9.0 | |
| BN | J. Jones | WR | ATL | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Goff | QB | LAR | 1.0 |
| BN | M. Gaskin | RB | MIA | 0.0 |
| BN | N. Fant | TE | DEN | 1.8 |
| BN | T. Pollard | RB | DAL | 3.2 |
| BN | D. Swift | RB | DET | 0.0 |
| RES | D. Johnson | RB | HOU | 0.0 |
Week 13: Quid Pro Joe Burreaux 80.6 – 119.1 punani dasani coochie dinucci
(L)
vs
Valenzuela
Quid Pro Joe Burreaux (Norberg) — 80.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. Wentz | QB | PHI | 5.0 |
| RB | D. Henry | RB | TEN | 5.4 |
| RB | K. Johnson | RB | DET | 2.1 |
| WR | A. Thielen | WR | MIN | 17.5 |
| WR | J. Meyers | WR | NE | 2.5 |
| TE | M. Gesicki | TE | MIA | 19.3 |
| R/W/T | J. Jefferson | WR | MIN | 22.8 |
| K | M. Crosby | K | GB | 5.0 |
| DEF | Broncos | DEF | 1.0 | |
| BN | C. Newton | QB | NE | 23.6 |
| BN | S. Watkins | WR | KC | 5.5 |
| BN | J. White | RB | NE | 1.6 |
| BN | D. Jones | QB | NYG | 0.0 |
| BN | H. Renfrow | WR | LV | 6.7 |
| BN | Z. Moss | RB | BUF | 1.9 |
| RES | M. Andrews | TE | BAL | 0.0 |
punani dasani coochie dinucci (
Valenzuela) — 119.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | P. Rivers | QB | IND | 19.2 |
| RB | M. Sanders | RB | PHI | 3.1 |
| RB | J. Taylor | RB | IND | 21.0 |
| WR | C. Ridley | WR | ATL | 13.3 |
| WR | C. Claypool | WR | PIT | 4.8 |
| TE | T. | K | elce | 23.6 |
| R/W/T | J. Dobbins | RB | BAL | 13.1 |
| K | T. Bass | K | BUF | 10.0 |
| DEF | Rams | DEF | 11.0 | |
| BN | G. Bernard | RB | CIN | 3.9 |
| BN | E. Elliott | RB | DAL | 11.5 |
| BN | K. Golladay | WR | DET | 0.0 |
| BN | K. Coutee | WR | HOU | 18.1 |
| BN | T. Fulgham | WR | PHI | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Pittman | WR | IND | 7.1 |
Week 14: Quid Pro Joe Burreaux 106.1 – 99.1 Person Woman Man Kamara TV
(W)
vs
Waxman PLAYOFF
Quid Pro Joe Burreaux (Norberg) — 106.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Jones | QB | NYG | 3.1 |
| RB | D. Henry | RB | TEN | 35.2 |
| RB | K. Johnson | RB | DET | 7.8 |
| WR | A. Thielen | WR | MIN | 5.4 |
| WR | J. Meyers | WR | NE | 6.7 |
| TE | M. Gesicki | TE | MIA | 21.0 |
| R/W/T | J. Jefferson | WR | MIN | 7.9 |
| K | M. Crosby | K | GB | 9.0 |
| DEF | Broncos | DEF | 10.0 | |
| BN | C. Newton | QB | NE | 3.4 |
| BN | S. Watkins | WR | KC | 6.2 |
| BN | J. White | RB | NE | 2.3 |
| BN | C. Wentz | QB | PHI | 0.0 |
| BN | H. Renfrow | WR | LV | 4.3 |
| BN | Z. Moss | RB | BUF | 4.3 |
| RES | M. Andrews | TE | BAL | 10.3 |
Person Woman Man Kamara TV (
Waxman) — 99.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | K. Murray | QB | ARI | 18.5 |
| RB | L. Murray | RB | NO | 1.2 |
| RB | N. Chubb | RB | CLE | 23.3 |
| WR | C. Godwin | WR | TB | 3.5 |
| WR | D. Johnson | WR | PIT | 6.0 |
| TE | R. Tonyan | TE | GB | 12.1 |
| R/W/T | D. Harris | RB | NE | 5.5 |
| K | M. Prater | K | DET | 6.0 |
| DEF | Football Team | DEF | 23.0 | |
| BN | T. Bridgewater | QB | CAR | 20.4 |
| BN | J. Brown | WR | BUF | 0.0 |
| BN | L. Fournette | RB | TB | 0.0 |
| BN | C. McCaffrey | RB | CAR | 0.0 |
| BN | C. | K | irk | 2.9 |
| BN | A. Mattison | RB | MIN | 0.0 |
| RES | D. Freeman | RB | 0.0 |
Week 15: Quid Pro Joe Burreaux 90.0 – 94.4 Hauschka's Unemployment Checks
(L)
vs
Becker-Parton PLAYOFF
Quid Pro Joe Burreaux (Norberg) — 90.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. Newton | QB | NE | 12.2 |
| RB | D. Henry | RB | TEN | 24.2 |
| RB | Z. Moss | RB | BUF | 8.1 |
| WR | A. Thielen | WR | MIN | 8.1 |
| WR | J. Jefferson | WR | MIN | 14.4 |
| TE | M. Andrews | TE | BAL | 15.1 |
| R/W/T | H. Renfrow | WR | LV | 0.9 |
| K | M. Crosby | K | GB | 8.0 |
| DEF | Broncos | DEF | -1.0 | |
| BN | S. Watkins | WR | KC | 8.0 |
| BN | J. White | RB | NE | 7.5 |
| BN | K. Johnson | RB | DET | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Gesicki | TE | MIA | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Jones | QB | NYG | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Meyers | WR | NE | 12.6 |
Hauschka's Unemployment Checks (
Becker-Parton) — 94.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | P. Mahomes | QB | KC | 25.9 |
| RB | C. Edwards-Helaire | RB | KC | 8.8 |
| RB | A. Gibson | RB | WAS | 0.0 |
| WR | R. Woods | WR | LAR | 18.6 |
| WR | J. Landry | WR | CLE | 15.6 |
| TE | E. Ebron | TE | PIT | 0.0 |
| R/W/T | D. Hopkins | WR | ARI | 25.5 |
| K | Z. Gonzalez | K | ARI | 0.0 |
| DEF | Raiders | DEF | 0.0 | |
| BN | M. Ingram | RB | BAL | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Davis | RB | CAR | 7.1 |
| BN | D. Booker | RB | LV | 1.2 |
| BN | M. Brown | WR | BAL | 12.8 |
| BN | B. Snell | RB | PIT | 18.2 |
| BN | T. Higgins | WR | CIN | 4.6 |
Week 16: Quid Pro Joe Burreaux 85.5 – 93.5 Jimmy GQanon
(L)
vs
Banys PLAYOFF
Quid Pro Joe Burreaux (Norberg) — 85.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. Newton | QB | NE | 9.8 |
| RB | D. Henry | RB | TEN | 9.8 |
| RB | Z. Moss | RB | BUF | 12.2 |
| WR | A. Thielen | WR | MIN | 19.7 |
| WR | J. Jefferson | WR | MIN | 11.5 |
| TE | M. Andrews | TE | BAL | 10.6 |
| R/W/T | H. Renfrow | WR | LV | 5.9 |
| K | M. Crosby | K | GB | 3.0 |
| DEF | Broncos | DEF | 3.0 | |
| BN | S. Watkins | WR | KC | -0.6 |
| BN | J. White | RB | NE | 5.2 |
| BN | K. Johnson | RB | DET | 2.7 |
| BN | M. Gesicki | TE | MIA | 7.4 |
| BN | D. Jones | QB | NYG | 14.4 |
| BN | J. Meyers | WR | NE | 6.5 |
Jimmy GQanon (
Banys) — 93.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | R. Wilson | QB | SEA | 19.9 |
| RB | R. Mostert | RB | SF | 0.0 |
| RB | K. Hunt | RB | CLE | 12.7 |
| WR | A. Cooper | WR | DAL | 14.1 |
| WR | D. Samuel | WR | SF | 0.0 |
| TE | J. Cook | TE | NO | 9.7 |
| R/W/T | J. Smith-Schuster | WR | PIT | 20.1 |
| K | D. Carlson | K | LV | 12.0 |
| DEF | Dolphins | DEF | 5.0 | |
| BN | A. Brown | WR | TB | 11.5 |
| BN | J. Conner | RB | PIT | 15.1 |
| BN | G. Edwards | RB | BAL | 13.2 |
| BN | C. Lamb | WR | DAL | 21.9 |
| BN | B. Aiyuk | WR | SF | 3.6 |
| BN | Colts | DEF | 0.0 | |
| RES | J. Mixon | RB | CIN | 0.0 |