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Ballard — 2012

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RG3PO · Record: 4-9 ยท PPG: 100.9 · 13 reg season + 2 playoff weeks

Week 1: RG3PO 86.6112.4 JonBenet Ramses Barden (L) vs Freundlich

RG3PO (Ballard) — 86.6 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB C. Newton QB CAR 12.5
RB M. Lynch RB SEA 9.7
RB D. Williams RB CAR 0.4
WR S. Johnson WR BUF 11.5
WR D. Bowe WR KC 5.3
WR B. Marshall WR CHI 17.9
TE V. Davis TE SF 10.3
K P. Dawson K CLE 10.0
DEF Packers DEF 9.0
BN R. Mendenhall RB PIT 0.0
BN M. Crabtree WR SF 7.6
BN B. Pettigrew TE DET 7.7
BN D. Heyward-Bey WR LV 4.3
BN M. Jones-Drew RB JAX 9.5
BN R. Griffin III QB WAS 25.0

JonBenet Ramses Barden (Freundlich) — 112.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB P. Manning QB DEN 20.4
RB R. Rice RB BAL 21.3
RB D. Sproles RB NO 11.5
WR D. Jackson WR PHI 8.2
WR H. Nicks WR NYG 3.8
WR M. Wallace WR PIT 9.7
TE J. Graham TE NO 14.5
K L. Tynes K NYG 5.0
DEF Ravens DEF 18.0
BN J. Stewart RB CAR 0.0
BN T. Smith WR BAL 7.0
BN S. Moss WR WAS 4.7
BN B. Roethlisberger QB PIT 16.2
BN S. Holmes WR NYJ 6.8
BN D. Wilson RB NYG -1.6
Week 2: RG3PO 146.898.1 Colt McCoy and the 45's (W) vs Wright

RG3PO (Ballard) — 146.8 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB R. Griffin III QB WAS 30.4
RB M. Lynch RB SEA 18.2
RB M. Jones-Drew RB JAX 12.7
WR S. Johnson WR BUF 11.6
WR D. Bowe WR KC 22.2
WR B. Marshall WR CHI 2.4
TE V. Davis TE SF 19.3
K P. Dawson K CLE 11.0
DEF Packers DEF 19.0
BN R. Mendenhall RB PIT 0.0
BN M. Crabtree WR SF 6.7
BN B. Pettigrew TE DET 7.8
BN D. Heyward-Bey WR LV 4.1
BN C. Newton QB CAR 25.2
BN D. Williams RB CAR 12.9

Colt McCoy and the 45's (Wright) — 98.1 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Schaub QB HOU 7.5
RB A. Foster RB HOU 20.7
RB D. Martin RB TB 12.6
WR P. Harvin WR MIN 11.7
WR R. Wayne WR IND 13.1
WR R. White WR ATL 16.2
TE J. Cook TE TEN 2.3
K S. Hauschka K SEA 9.0
DEF Giants DEF 5.0
BN B. Green-Ellis RB CIN 10.5
BN G. Jennings WR GB 0.0
BN M. Vick QB PHI 22.2
BN C. Palmer QB LV 17.6
BN M. Floyd WR LAC 10.9
BN D. Brown RB IND 4.5
Week 3: RG3PO 102.978.2 Steve's Breaston Largements (W) vs Baumann

RG3PO (Ballard) — 102.9 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB R. Griffin III QB WAS 25.3
RB M. Lynch RB SEA 9.9
RB M. Jones-Drew RB JAX 25.3
WR S. Johnson WR BUF 12.1
WR D. Bowe WR KC 7.9
WR B. Marshall WR CHI 7.1
TE V. Davis TE SF 11.3
K P. Dawson K CLE 2.0
DEF Packers DEF 2.0
BN M. Crabtree WR SF 4.0
BN B. Pettigrew TE DET 4.1
BN D. Heyward-Bey WR LV 7.4
BN C. Newton QB CAR 10.3
BN D. Williams RB CAR 7.3
BN J. Jones WR GB 5.5

Steve's Breaston Largements (Baumann) — 78.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB D. Brees QB NO 19.5
RB R. Bush RB MIA 6.2
RB T. Richardson RB CLE 11.1
WR B. LaFell WR CAR 2.7
WR D. Thomas WR DEN 1.4
WR A. Johnson WR HOU 13.2
TE T. Gonzalez TE ATL 15.1
K J. Tucker K BAL 7.0
DEF Steelers DEF 2.0
BN D. Avery WR IND 2.8
BN S. Greene RB NYJ 4.9
BN G. Little WR CLE 1.7
BN S. Jackson RB LAR 3.4
BN C. Benson RB GB 12.4
BN F. Jackson RB BUF 0.0
Week 4: RG3PO 121.7112.4 CHROMED OUT PENIS (W) vs Valenzuela

RG3PO (Ballard) — 121.7 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB R. Griffin III QB WAS 22.5
RB M. Lynch RB SEA 21.5
RB M. Jones-Drew RB JAX 8.0
WR S. Johnson WR BUF 2.3
WR D. Bowe WR KC 16.8
WR B. Marshall WR CHI 19.8
TE V. Davis TE SF 2.8
K P. Dawson K CLE 16.0
DEF Cardinals DEF 12.0
BN M. Crabtree WR SF 1.5
BN B. Pettigrew TE DET 6.7
BN D. Heyward-Bey WR LV 0.0
BN C. Newton QB CAR 31.2
BN D. Williams RB CAR 11.1
BN J. Jones WR GB 17.6

CHROMED OUT PENIS (Valenzuela) — 112.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Flacco QB BAL 22.6
RB D. McFadden RB LV 3.8
RB J. Charles RB KC 19.1
WR C. Johnson WR DET 5.4
WR M. Austin WR DAL 11.7
WR V. Jackson WR TB 16.0
TE K. Rudolph TE MIN 0.8
K S. Gostkowski K NE 10.0
DEF Texans DEF 23.0
BN D. Pitta TE BAL 0.0
BN T. Romo QB DAL 6.3
BN E. Manning QB NYG 18.4
BN N. Washington WR TEN 4.3
BN A. Hawkins WR CIN 3.9
BN A. Morris RB WAS 16.9
Week 5: RG3PO 86.2100.8 Cromartie Paternity Project (L) vs Bronchtein

RG3PO (Ballard) — 86.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB R. Griffin III QB WAS 4.3
RB M. Lynch RB SEA 9.4
RB M. Jones-Drew RB JAX 5.9
WR D. Bowe WR KC 6.0
WR B. Marshall WR CHI 20.4
WR J. Jones WR GB 16.6
TE V. Davis TE SF 10.6
K P. Dawson K CLE 9.0
DEF Cardinals DEF 4.0
BN S. Johnson WR BUF 3.9
BN M. Crabtree WR SF 17.3
BN B. Pettigrew TE DET 0.0
BN D. Heyward-Bey WR LV 0.0
BN C. Newton QB CAR 7.8
BN D. Williams RB CAR -1.4

Cromartie Paternity Project (Bronchtein) — 100.8 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB P. Rivers QB LAC 18.2
RB M. Forte RB CHI 12.7
RB C. Johnson RB TEN 0.9
WR E. Decker WR DEN 8.1
WR S. Smith WR CAR 4.0
WR V. Cruz WR NYG 23.0
TE O. Daniels TE HOU 13.9
K B. Walsh K MIN 12.0
DEF Jets DEF 8.0
BN D. Woodhead RB NE 7.2
BN K. Britt WR TEN 2.3
BN J. Best RB DET 0.0
BN T. Gerhart RB MIN 4.1
BN A. Hernandez TE NE 0.0
BN A. Luck QB IND 28.9
Week 6: RG3PO 79.795.5 Hauschka's Missed Field Goals (L) vs Becker-Parton

RG3PO (Ballard) — 79.7 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB R. Griffin III QB WAS 35.1
RB M. Lynch RB SEA 5.2
RB J. Battle RB LAC 0.3
WR M. Crabtree WR SF 2.6
WR D. Bowe WR KC 2.5
WR J. Jones WR GB 15.3
TE V. Davis TE SF 3.7
K P. Dawson K CLE 10.0
DEF Steelers DEF 5.0
BN S. Johnson WR BUF 8.2
BN B. Pettigrew TE DET 3.8
BN D. Heyward-Bey WR LV 2.0
BN C. Newton QB CAR 0.0
BN M. Jones-Drew RB JAX 0.0
BN B. Marshall WR CHI 0.0

Hauschka's Missed Field Goals (Becker-Parton) — 95.5 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Ryan QB ATL 9.5
RB L. McCoy RB PHI 10.8
RB R. Mathews RB LAC 9.3
WR A. Green WR CIN 25.5
WR L. Fitzgerald WR ARI 15.3
WR A. Brown WR PIT 2.0
TE A. Gates TE LAC 20.1
K D. Akers K SF 3.0
DEF 49ers DEF 0.0
BN P. Hillis RB KC 0.0
BN B. Hartline WR MIA 0.0
BN C. Spiller RB BUF 17.0
BN T. Young WR DET 0.6
BN M. Leshoure RB DET 9.4
BN S. Rice WR SEA 14.1
Week 7: RG3PO 62.1101.4 Weak Left Nut (L) vs Norberg

RG3PO (Ballard) — 62.1 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB R. Griffin III QB WAS 23.2
RB F. Jones RB DAL 7.4
RB M. Jones-Drew RB JAX 0.6
WR B. Marshall WR CHI 14.1
WR J. Jones WR GB 5.3
WR M. Williams WR TB 3.6
TE B. Pettigrew TE DET 3.9
K P. Dawson K CLE 1.0
DEF Steelers DEF 3.0
BN S. Johnson WR BUF 13.1
BN C. Newton QB CAR 16.3
BN D. Bowe WR KC 0.0
BN M. Lynch RB SEA 11.6
BN V. Davis TE SF 0.0
BN J. Gordon WR CLE 11.9

Weak Left Nut (Norberg) — 101.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Freeman QB TB 30.1
RB A. Bradshaw RB NYG 12.5
RB M. Bush RB CHI 3.3
WR M. Manningham WR SF 0.0
WR M. Colston WR NO 13.3
WR A. Boldin WR BAL 2.4
TE R. Gronkowski TE NE 19.8
K M. Nugent K CIN 5.0
DEF Bears DEF 15.0
BN D. Woodhead RB NE 4.6
BN M. Stafford QB DET 14.6
BN B. Tate RB HOU 4.7
BN B. Lloyd WR NE 0.6
BN A. Smith QB SF 8.7
BN Patriots DEF 16.0
Week 8: RG3PO 68.8108.5 Hasselbeck Mountain (L) vs Banys

RG3PO (Ballard) — 68.8 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB R. Griffin III QB WAS 11.9
RB M. Lynch RB SEA 16.6
RB D. Richardson RB LAR 5.0
WR D. Bowe WR KC 6.5
WR B. Marshall WR CHI 9.8
WR J. Gordon WR CLE 4.6
TE V. Davis TE SF 3.4
K S. Hauschka K SEA 6.0
DEF Steelers DEF 5.0
BN S. Johnson WR BUF 0.0
BN B. Pettigrew TE DET 7.4
BN C. Newton QB CAR 12.3
BN M. Jones-Drew RB JAX 0.0
BN J. Jones WR GB 7.8
BN M. Williams WR TB 12.8

Hasselbeck Mountain (Banys) — 108.5 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Rodgers QB GB 13.8
RB W. McGahee RB DEN 19.5
RB A. Peterson RB MIN 16.7
WR M. Crabtree WR SF 20.0
WR D. Bryant WR DAL 9.0
WR W. Welker WR NE 4.8
TE J. Witten TE DAL 16.7
K J. Hanson K DET 4.0
DEF Falcons DEF 4.0
BN D. Amendola WR LAR 0.0
BN A. Roberts WR ARI 6.5
BN M. Turner RB ATL 6.4
BN D. Brown RB IND 8.0
BN A. Brown RB NYG 8.1
BN J. Blackmon WR JAX 6.7
Week 9: RG3PO 162.390.9 Virgins with AIDS (W) vs Foote

RG3PO (Ballard) — 162.3 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB R. Griffin III QB WAS 13.9
RB M. Lynch RB SEA 21.0
RB D. Martin RB TB 51.2
WR B. Marshall WR CHI 30.2
WR J. Jones WR GB 12.1
WR M. Williams WR TB 12.8
TE B. Pettigrew TE DET 1.1
K P. Dawson K CLE 15.0
DEF Steelers DEF 5.0
BN S. Johnson WR BUF 2.9
BN C. Newton QB CAR 21.7
BN D. Bowe WR KC 5.9
BN V. Davis TE SF 0.0
BN D. Richardson RB LAR 0.0
BN J. Gordon WR CLE 3.8

Virgins with AIDS (Foote) — 90.9 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Cutler QB CHI 20.4
RB L. Stephens-Howling RB ARI 11.9
RB M. Ingram RB NO 6.7
WR J. Maclin WR PHI 2.8
WR D. Moore WR LV 6.6
WR J. Jones WR ATL 13.7
TE H. Miller TE PIT 4.8
K R. Gould K CHI 15.0
DEF Seahawks DEF 9.0
BN J. Nelson WR GB 0.0
BN D. Murray RB DAL 0.0
BN S. Ridley RB NE 0.0
BN T. Brady QB NE 0.0
BN S. Moss WR WAS 0.2
BN F. Gore RB SF 0.0
Week 10: RG3PO 98.1105.8 JonBenet Ramses Barden (L) vs Freundlich

RG3PO (Ballard) — 98.1 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB C. Newton QB CAR 14.3
RB M. Lynch RB SEA 19.1
RB D. Martin RB TB 11.9
WR D. Bowe WR KC 5.5
WR B. Marshall WR CHI 10.7
WR M. Williams WR TB 6.4
TE B. Pettigrew TE DET 9.2
K J. Tucker K BAL 13.0
DEF Steelers DEF 8.0
BN S. Johnson WR BUF 8.6
BN V. Davis TE SF 3.0
BN J. Jones WR GB 0.0
BN R. Griffin III QB WAS 0.0
BN D. Richardson RB LAR 5.8
BN J. Gordon WR CLE 0.0

JonBenet Ramses Barden (Freundlich) — 105.8 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB P. Manning QB DEN 14.4
RB R. Rice RB BAL 12.8
RB M. Reece RB LV 10.4
WR H. Nicks WR NYG 7.5
WR T. Smith WR BAL 18.7
WR M. Wallace WR PIT 7.4
TE J. Graham TE NO 26.6
K L. Tynes K NYG 7.0
DEF Giants DEF 1.0
BN J. Stewart RB CAR 5.4
BN D. Jackson WR PHI 6.2
BN B. Roethlisberger QB PIT 8.8
BN D. Sproles RB NO 0.0
BN A. Green RB GB 0.0
BN Broncos DEF 26.0
Week 11: RG3PO 98.1102.8 Colt McCoy and the 45's (L) vs Wright

RG3PO (Ballard) — 98.1 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB R. Griffin III QB WAS 32.4
RB J. Stewart RB CAR 13.3
RB D. Martin RB TB 14.1
WR D. Bowe WR KC 0.0
WR B. Marshall WR CHI 8.1
WR M. Williams WR TB 2.9
TE V. Davis TE SF 14.3
K J. Tucker K BAL 7.0
DEF Steelers DEF 6.0
BN S. Johnson WR BUF 7.9
BN B. Pettigrew TE DET 2.2
BN C. Newton QB CAR 18.1
BN M. Lynch RB SEA 0.0
BN J. Jones WR GB 3.3
BN J. Gordon WR CLE 5.3

Colt McCoy and the 45's (Wright) — 102.8 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB D. Brees QB NO 20.8
RB B. Green-Ellis RB CIN 16.8
RB R. Bush RB MIA 3.5
WR R. Cobb WR GB 15.3
WR R. Wayne WR IND 7.2
WR R. White WR ATL 12.3
TE J. Gresham TE CIN 6.9
K G. Zuerlein K LAR 1.0
DEF Ravens DEF 19.0
BN R. Mendenhall RB PIT 5.0
BN R. Jennings RB JAX -0.1
BN P. Harvin WR MIN 0.0
BN M. Jones-Drew RB JAX 0.0
BN G. Jennings WR GB 0.0
BN B. Lloyd WR NE 4.5
Week 12: RG3PO 91.2112.1 Steve's Breaston Largements (L) vs Baumann

RG3PO (Ballard) — 91.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB R. Griffin III QB WAS 29.1
RB J. Stewart RB CAR 3.6
RB D. Martin RB TB 18.3
WR D. Bowe WR KC 4.1
WR B. Marshall WR CHI 9.2
WR M. Williams WR TB 3.9
TE V. Davis TE SF 0.0
K J. Tucker K BAL 10.0
DEF Steelers DEF 13.0
BN S. Johnson WR BUF 10.6
BN B. Pettigrew TE DET 5.4
BN C. Newton QB CAR 37.4
BN M. Lynch RB SEA 4.7
BN J. Jones WR GB 0.0
BN J. Gordon WR CLE 6.0

Steve's Breaston Largements (Baumann) — 112.1 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB C. K aepernick 19.9
RB A. Foster RB HOU 23.7
RB T. Richardson RB CLE 17.2
WR D. Thomas WR DEN 14.2
WR A. Johnson WR HOU 18.8
WR L. Moore WR NO 6.1
TE T. Gonzalez TE ATL 6.2
K S. Janikowski K LV 6.0
DEF --empty-- DEF 0.0
BN S. Greene RB NYJ 6.0
BN M. Vick QB PHI 0.0
BN C. Palmer QB LV 5.8
BN M. Floyd WR LAC 12.5
BN S. Jackson RB LAR 13.9
BN F. Jackson RB BUF 2.4
BN Patriots DEF 25.0
Week 13: RG3PO 107.2132.9 CHROMED OUT PENIS (L) vs Valenzuela

RG3PO (Ballard) — 107.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB R. Griffin III QB WAS 17.7
RB M. Lynch RB SEA 13.8
RB D. Martin RB TB 9.8
WR S. Johnson WR BUF 7.8
WR B. Marshall WR CHI 16.5
WR M. Williams WR TB 15.3
TE B. Pettigrew TE DET 10.3
K J. Tucker K BAL 8.0
DEF Steelers DEF 8.0
BN J. Stewart RB CAR 0.0
BN C. Newton QB CAR 29.1
BN D. Bowe WR KC 6.4
BN V. Davis TE SF 1.5
BN J. Jones WR GB 10.0
BN J. Gordon WR CLE 17.6

CHROMED OUT PENIS (Valenzuela) — 132.9 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Romo QB DAL 25.5
RB J. Charles RB KC 13.8
RB A. Morris RB WAS 10.4
WR P. Garcon WR WAS 16.6
WR C. Johnson WR DET 23.1
WR V. Jackson WR TB 5.5
TE B. Myers TE LV 19.0
K S. Graham K HOU 8.0
DEF Jets DEF 11.0
BN D. McFadden RB LV 0.0
BN D. Alexander WR LAC 10.2
BN J. Rodgers RB ATL 3.9
BN M. Austin WR DAL 10.6
BN E. Manning QB NYG 15.7
BN Texans DEF 22.0
Week 15: RG3PO 65.679.2 CHROMED OUT PENIS (L) vs Valenzuela PLAYOFF

RG3PO (Ballard) — 65.6 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB R. Griffin III QB WAS 0.0
RB M. Lynch RB SEA 18.7
RB D. Martin RB TB 3.5
WR S. Johnson WR BUF 17.5
WR B. Marshall WR CHI 11.6
WR M. Williams WR TB 6.3
TE B. Pettigrew TE DET 0.0
K J. Tucker K BAL 5.0
DEF Steelers DEF 3.0
BN J. Stewart RB CAR 0.0
BN C. Newton QB CAR 17.9
BN D. Bowe WR KC 0.0
BN V. Davis TE SF 1.0
BN J. Jones WR GB 24.0
BN J. Gordon WR CLE 2.7

CHROMED OUT PENIS (Valenzuela) — 79.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB E. Manning QB NYG 2.4
RB J. Charles RB KC 2.8
RB A. Morris RB WAS 21.3
WR D. Alexander WR LAC 0.0
WR C. Johnson WR DET 12.1
WR V. Jackson WR TB 8.1
TE B. Myers TE LV 1.5
K S. Graham K HOU 17.0
DEF Texans DEF 14.0
BN D. McFadden RB LV 12.9
BN P. Garcon WR WAS 6.5
BN J. Rodgers RB ATL 3.9
BN M. Austin WR DAL 7.9
BN T. Romo QB DAL 21.2
BN D. Wilson RB NYG 6.6
Week 16: RG3PO 116.691.0 Weak Left Nut (W) vs Norberg PLAYOFF

RG3PO (Ballard) — 116.6 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB R. Griffin III QB WAS 14.3
RB M. Lynch RB SEA 25.0
RB D. Martin RB TB 11.9
WR S. Johnson WR BUF 2.4
WR B. Marshall WR CHI 12.8
WR M. Williams WR TB 19.2
TE B. Pettigrew TE DET 0.0
K J. Tucker K BAL 15.0
DEF Steelers DEF 16.0
BN J. Stewart RB CAR 0.0
BN C. Newton QB CAR 20.8
BN D. Bowe WR KC 0.0
BN V. Davis TE SF 2.7
BN J. Jones WR GB 16.0
BN J. Gordon WR CLE 0.7

Weak Left Nut (Norberg) — 91.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Stafford QB DET 15.9
RB D. Woodhead RB NE 10.5
RB I. Redman RB PIT 1.6
WR G. Tate WR SEA 2.7
WR M. Colston WR NO 15.3
WR A. Boldin WR BAL 9.3
TE M. Bennett TE NYG 2.7
K M. Bryant K ATL 7.0
DEF Bears DEF 26.0
BN M. Manningham WR SF -2.0
BN J. Freeman QB TB 12.7
BN R. Gronkowski TE NE 0.0
BN A. Bradshaw RB NYG 4.7
BN A. Smith QB SF 0.0