Hauschka's Unemployment Checks · Record: 6-7 · PPG: 105.9 · 13 reg season + 2 playoff weeks

Week 1: Hauschka's Unemployment Checks 105.7 – 126.7 punani dasani coochie dinucci (L) vs Valenzuela

Hauschka's Unemployment Checks (Becker-Parton) — 105.7 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	P. Mahomes	QB	KC	20.4
RB	C. Edwards-Helaire	RB	KC	19.8
RB	A. Gibson	RB	WAS	5.4
WR	D. Hopkins	WR	ARI	22.1
WR	R. Woods	WR	LAR	14.9
TE	M. Gesicki	TE	MIA	4.5
R/W/T	J. Landry	WR	CLE	8.6
K	S. Gostkowski	K	TEN	3.0
DEF	Chiefs	DEF		7.0
BN	C. Thompson	RB	JAX	1.6
BN	T. Coleman	RB	SF	2.9
BN	T. Cohen	RB	CHI	5.7
BN	M. Brown	WR	BAL	12.6
BN	D. Slayton	WR	NYG	25.2
BN	J. Jeudy	WR	DEN	7.6

punani dasani coochie dinucci (Valenzuela) — 126.7 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	M. Ryan	QB	ATL	22.9
RB	B. Scott	RB	PHI	6.4
RB	J. Taylor	RB	IND	11.9
WR	W. Fuller	WR	HOU	15.2
WR	C. Ridley	WR	ATL	29.4
TE	B. Jarwin	TE	DAL	1.7
R/W/T	E. Elliott	RB	DAL	26.2
K	R. Gould	K	SF	10.0
DEF	Eagles	DEF		3.0
BN	C. Newton	QB	NE	25.7
BN	L. Murray	RB	NO	4.8
BN	K. Golladay	WR	DET	0.0
BN	M. Sanders	RB	PHI	0.0
BN	P. Williams	WR	MIA	5.1
BN	Z. Moss	RB	BUF	10.2

Week 2: Hauschka's Unemployment Checks 119.1 – 112.9 Person Woman Man Kamara TV (W) vs Waxman

Hauschka's Unemployment Checks (Becker-Parton) — 119.1 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	P. Mahomes	QB	KC	27.5
RB	C. Edwards-Helaire	RB	KC	10.0
RB	A. Gibson	RB	WAS	11.7
WR	D. Hopkins	WR	ARI	16.8
WR	R. Woods	WR	LAR	10.3
TE	M. Gesicki	TE	MIA	23.0
R/W/T	D. Slayton	WR	NYG	4.8
K	S. Gostkowski	K	TEN	10.0
DEF	Chiefs	DEF		5.0
BN	C. Thompson	RB	JAX	10.2
BN	J. Landry	WR	CLE	6.1
BN	T. Coleman	RB	SF	5.0
BN	T. Cohen	RB	CHI	3.2
BN	M. Brown	WR	BAL	6.7
BN	J. Jeudy	WR	DEN	8.2

Person Woman Man Kamara TV (Waxman) — 112.9 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	K. Murray	QB	ARI	31.1
RB	C. McCaffrey	RB	CAR	22.8
RB	N. Hines	RB	IND	0.9
WR	O. Beckham	WR	CLE	15.4
WR	M. Gallup	WR	DAL	6.8
TE	Z. Ertz	TE	PHI	6.7
R/W/T	D. Johnson	WR	PIT	19.2
K	M. Prater	K	DET	3.0
DEF	Rams	DEF		7.0
BN	D. Jackson	WR	PHI	9.4
BN	C. Godwin	WR	TB	0.0
BN	C.	K	irk	7.0
BN	S. Michel	RB	NE	1.9
BN	A. Mattison	RB	MIN	2.1
BN	T. Pollard	RB	DAL	1.4

Week 3: Hauschka's Unemployment Checks 157.2 – 103.6 Frank Gore is on the Jets lol (W) vs Bronchtein

Hauschka's Unemployment Checks (Becker-Parton) — 157.2 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	P. Mahomes	QB	KC	40.0
RB	M. Davis	RB	CAR	19.1
RB	C. Edwards-Helaire	RB	KC	15.9
WR	D. Hopkins	WR	ARI	18.7
WR	R. Woods	WR	LAR	18.9
TE	M. Gesicki	TE	MIA	8.0
R/W/T	R. Gage	WR	ATL	3.6
K	S. Gostkowski	K	TEN	25.0
DEF	Eagles	DEF		8.0
BN	C. Thompson	RB	JAX	6.3
BN	J. Landry	WR	CLE	5.6
BN	T. Cohen	RB	CHI	5.6
BN	M. Brown	WR	BAL	2.3
BN	D. Slayton	WR	NYG	4.8
BN	A. Gibson	RB	WAS	11.5

Frank Gore is on the Jets lol (Bronchtein) — 103.6 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	D. Prescott	QB	DAL	25.5
RB	C. Carson	RB	SEA	9.1
RB	A. Ekeler	RB	LAC	25.8
WR	J. Edelman	WR	NE	3.2
WR	S. Diggs	WR	BUF	12.9
TE	N. Fant	TE	DEN	7.1
R/W/T	R. Anderson	WR	CAR	8.0
K	G. Zuerlein	K	DAL	5.0
DEF	Ravens	DEF		7.0
BN	R. Gronkowski	TE	TB	7.8
BN	A. Rodgers	QB	GB	24.5
BN	D. Adams	WR	GB	0.0
BN	A. Lazard	WR	GB	23.4
BN	M. Valdes-Scantling	WR	GB	1.0
BN	H. Ruggs	WR	LV	0.0
RES	L. Bell	RB	KC	0.0

Week 4: Hauschka's Unemployment Checks 96.4 – 152.5 Jimmy GQanon (L) vs Banys

Hauschka's Unemployment Checks (Becker-Parton) — 96.4 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	P. Mahomes	QB	KC	20.2
RB	M. Davis	RB	CAR	19.6
RB	C. Edwards-Helaire	RB	KC	10.6
WR	D. Hopkins	WR	ARI	7.6
WR	R. Woods	WR	LAR	6.8
TE	M. Gesicki	TE	MIA	2.0
R/W/T	M. Brown	WR	BAL	10.6
K	D. Carlson	K	LV	13.0
DEF	Broncos	DEF		6.0
BN	N. Foles	QB	CHI	10.9
BN	C. Thompson	RB	JAX	0.0
BN	J. Landry	WR	CLE	12.8
BN	R. Gage	WR	ATL	3.0
BN	D. Slayton	WR	NYG	6.3
BN	A. Gibson	RB	WAS	20.8

Jimmy GQanon (Banys) — 152.5 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	R. Wilson	QB	SEA	19.9
RB	K. Hunt	RB	CLE	19.1
RB	J. Mixon	RB	CIN	39.1
WR	A. Cooper	WR	DAL	27.4
WR	C. Lamb	WR	DAL	22.7
TE	J. Graham	TE	CHI	5.3
R/W/T	D. Samuel	WR	SF	6.0
K	J. Myers	K	SEA	9.0
DEF	Saints	DEF		4.0
BN	J. Cook	TE	NO	0.0
BN	A. Jeffery	WR	PHI	0.0
BN	R. Mostert	RB	SF	0.0
BN	J. Conner	RB	PIT	0.0
BN	M. Gaskin	RB	MIA	7.7
BN	B. Aiyuk	WR	SF	12.6

Week 5: Hauschka's Unemployment Checks 138.0 – 74.7 Quid Pro Joe Burreaux (W) vs Norberg

Hauschka's Unemployment Checks (Becker-Parton) — 138.0 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	P. Mahomes	QB	KC	28.7
RB	M. Davis	RB	CAR	25.4
RB	C. Edwards-Helaire	RB	KC	9.5
WR	D. Hopkins	WR	ARI	22.1
WR	R. Woods	WR	LAR	15.1
TE	M. Gesicki	TE	MIA	11.6
R/W/T	A. Gibson	RB	WAS	7.6
K	D. Carlson	K	LV	9.0
DEF	Cowboys	DEF		9.0
BN	N. Foles	QB	CHI	10.6
BN	C. Thompson	RB	JAX	5.7
BN	J. Landry	WR	CLE	10.8
BN	R. Gage	WR	ATL	2.6
BN	M. Brown	WR	BAL	16.8
BN	D. Slayton	WR	NYG	16.9

Quid Pro Joe Burreaux (Norberg) — 74.7 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	D. Jones	QB	NYG	8.2
RB	D. Henry	RB	TEN	18.8
RB	N. Chubb	RB	CLE	0.0
WR	A. Thielen	WR	MIN	24.8
WR	J. Jefferson	WR	MIN	3.8
TE	T. Higbee	TE	LAR	2.2
R/W/T	T. Hilton	WR	IND	9.9
K	J. Tucker	K	BAL	9.0
DEF	49ers	DEF		-2.0
BN	S. Watkins	WR	KC	9.4
BN	C. Wentz	QB	PHI	15.4
BN	M. Andrews	TE	BAL	14.6
BN	D. Swift	RB	DET	0.0
BN	J. Reagor	WR	PHI	0.0
BN	K. Vaughn	RB	TB	-0.5

Week 6: Hauschka's Unemployment Checks 82.8 – 99.4 Stuck at Mahomes (L) vs Ballard

Hauschka's Unemployment Checks (Becker-Parton) — 82.8 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	P. Mahomes	QB	KC	20.6
RB	M. Davis	RB	CAR	10.5
RB	C. Edwards-Helaire	RB	KC	18.9
WR	D. Hopkins	WR	ARI	8.3
WR	R. Woods	WR	LAR	12.0
TE	M. Gesicki	TE	MIA	0.0
R/W/T	A. Gibson	RB	WAS	7.5
K	C. Boswell	K	PIT	8.0
DEF	Cowboys	DEF		-3.0
BN	C. Thompson	RB	JAX	3.0
BN	J. Landry	WR	CLE	5.5
BN	R. Gage	WR	ATL	8.5
BN	M. Brown	WR	BAL	7.7
BN	D. Slayton	WR	NYG	10.8
BN	T. Higgins	WR	CIN	15.7

Stuck at Mahomes (Ballard) — 99.4 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	J. Allen	QB	BUF	14.1
RB	R. Jones	RB	TB	25.1
RB	J. Robinson	RB	JAX	13.3
WR	W. Fuller	WR	HOU	21.3
WR	D. Moore	WR	CAR	11.8
TE	J. Smith	TE	TEN	1.8
R/W/T	D. Singletary	RB	BUF	5.0
K	S. Gostkowski	K	TEN	4.0
DEF	Chiefs	DEF		3.0
BN	R. Tannehill	QB	TEN	27.6
BN	C. Beasley	WR	BUF	12.5
BN	K. Allen	WR	LAC	0.0
BN	J. McKinnon	RB	SF	3.8
BN	T. Boyd	WR	CIN	10.4
BN	K. Johnson	RB	DET	2.5
RES	S. Barkley	RB	NYG	0.0

Week 7: Hauschka's Unemployment Checks 84.7 – 110.5 Its Corona Time (L) vs Sohl

Hauschka's Unemployment Checks (Becker-Parton) — 84.7 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	P. Mahomes	QB	KC	12.0
RB	M. Davis	RB	CAR	6.1
RB	C. Edwards-Helaire	RB	KC	12.8
WR	D. Hopkins	WR	ARI	19.3
WR	R. Woods	WR	LAR	4.0
TE	D. Schultz	TE	DAL	3.2
R/W/T	T. Higgins	WR	CIN	16.3
K	C. Boswell	K	PIT	9.0
DEF	Cowboys	DEF		2.0
BN	C. Thompson	RB	JAX	0.0
BN	J. Landry	WR	CLE	8.5
BN	R. Gage	WR	ATL	8.4
BN	M. Brown	WR	BAL	0.0
BN	D. Slayton	WR	NYG	3.3
BN	A. Gibson	RB	WAS	18.8

Its Corona Time (Sohl) — 110.5 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	D. Watson	QB	HOU	24.2
RB	A. Peterson	RB	DET	3.5
RB	D. Montgomery	RB	CHI	9.4
WR	A. Robinson	WR	CHI	9.0
WR	T. Lockett	WR	SEA	45.5
TE	H. Henry	TE	LAC	3.8
R/W/T	N. Harry	WR	NE	1.1
K	H. Butker	K	KC	12.0
DEF	Steelers	DEF		2.0
BN	G. Tate	WR	NYG	10.4
BN	L. Fitzgerald	WR	ARI	10.2
BN	B. Roethlisberger	QB	PIT	9.6
BN	J. Crowder	WR	NYJ	0.0
BN	A. Jones	RB	GB	0.0
BN	D. Goedert	TE	PHI	0.0

Week 8: Hauschka's Unemployment Checks 104.2 – 101.5 Da'Ron Payne-al (W) vs Foote

Hauschka's Unemployment Checks (Becker-Parton) — 104.2 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	P. Mahomes	QB	KC	36.6
RB	M. Davis	RB	CAR	8.2
RB	C. Edwards-Helaire	RB	KC	4.6
WR	R. Woods	WR	LAR	24.9
WR	T. Higgins	WR	CIN	11.4
TE	D. Schultz	TE	DAL	8.3
R/W/T	J. Landry	WR	CLE	7.2
K	C. Boswell	K	PIT	4.0
DEF	Titans	DEF		-1.0
BN	M. Ingram	RB	BAL	0.0
BN	D. Hopkins	WR	ARI	0.0
BN	J. Wilson	RB	SF	0.0
BN	M. Brown	WR	BAL	6.8
BN	D. Slayton	WR	NYG	8.1
BN	A. Gibson	RB	WAS	0.0

Da'Ron Payne-al (Foote) — 101.5 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	J. Burrow	QB	CIN	18.9
RB	M. Brown	RB	LAR	6.7
RB	M. Gordon	RB	DEN	7.7
WR	M. Evans	WR	TB	14.0
WR	M. Williams	WR	LAC	18.5
TE	E. Engram	TE	NYG	9.5
R/W/T	D. Waller	TE	LV	5.2
K	W. Lutz	K	NO	14.0
DEF	Saints	DEF		7.0
BN	E. Sanders	WR	NO	0.0
BN	M. Thomas	WR	NO	0.0
BN	C. Edmonds	RB	ARI	0.0
BN	L. Jackson	QB	BAL	12.8
BN	S. Michel	RB	NE	0.0
BN	D. Chark	WR	JAX	0.0

Week 9: Hauschka's Unemployment Checks 94.2 – 126.9 CeeDeez Nuts (L) vs Freundlich

Hauschka's Unemployment Checks (Becker-Parton) — 94.2 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	P. Mahomes	QB	KC	31.5
RB	C. Edwards-Helaire	RB	KC	10.9
RB	A. Gibson	RB	WAS	11.0
WR	D. Hopkins	WR	ARI	4.5
WR	D. Slayton	WR	NYG	1.3
TE	E. Ebron	TE	PIT	9.7
R/W/T	M. Brown	WR	BAL	5.3
K	C. Boswell	K	PIT	6.0
DEF	Titans	DEF		14.0
BN	M. Ingram	RB	BAL	0.0
BN	R. Woods	WR	LAR	0.0
BN	J. Landry	WR	CLE	0.0
BN	M. Davis	RB	CAR	6.2
BN	J. Howard	RB		7.9
BN	T. Higgins	WR	CIN	0.0

CeeDeez Nuts (Freundlich) — 126.9 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	D. Carr	QB	LV	14.0
RB	T. Gurley	RB	ATL	12.5
RB	A.	K	amara	13.4
WR	T. Hill	WR	KC	28.6
WR	D. Metcalf	WR	SEA	20.3
TE	H. Hurst	TE	ATL	9.7
R/W/T	D. Parker	WR	MIA	9.4
K	T. Bass	K	BUF	14.0
DEF	Colts	DEF		5.0
BN	C.	K	upp	0.0
BN	W. Gallman	RB	NYG	14.2
BN	J. Williams	RB	GB	0.0
BN	H. Ruggs	WR	LV	1.0
BN	T. Tagovailoa	QB	MIA	21.4
BN	J.	K	elley	8.4

Week 10: Hauschka's Unemployment Checks 94.0 – 100.7 Lil Chubby (L) vs Wright

Hauschka's Unemployment Checks (Becker-Parton) — 94.0 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	D. Lock	QB	DEN	3.0
RB	M. Davis	RB	CAR	6.4
RB	A. Gibson	RB	WAS	20.5
WR	R. Woods	WR	LAR	6.1
WR	T. Higgins	WR	CIN	19.0
TE	E. Ebron	TE	PIT	4.8
R/W/T	D. Hopkins	WR	ARI	22.2
K	C. Boswell	K	PIT	12.0
DEF	Titans	DEF		0.0
BN	M. Ingram	RB	BAL	3.9
BN	J. Landry	WR	CLE	4.4
BN	P. Mahomes	QB	KC	0.0
BN	M. Brown	WR	BAL	2.4
BN	D. Slayton	WR	NYG	11.8
BN	C. Edwards-Helaire	RB	KC	0.0

Lil Chubby (Wright) — 100.7 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	T. Brady	QB	TB	31.8
RB	D. Cook	RB	MIN	13.2
RB	D. Henderson	RB	LAR	9.8
WR	A. Brown	WR	TEN	2.6
WR	T. McLaurin	WR	WAS	13.7
TE	J. Reed	TE	SF	8.7
R/W/T	J. Dobbins	RB	BAL	1.9
K	Z. Gonzalez	K	ARI	14.0
DEF	Buccaneers	DEF		5.0
BN	R. Gronkowski	TE	TB	12.1
BN	Z. Ertz	TE	PHI	0.0
BN	B. Cooks	WR	HOU	6.9
BN	K. Drake	RB	ARI	9.4
BN	J. Jeudy	WR	DEN	8.8
BN	Y.	K	oo	0.0
RES	G.	K	ittle	0.0

Week 11: Hauschka's Unemployment Checks 129.5 – 97.3 Cushen my Berries (W) vs Baumann

Hauschka's Unemployment Checks (Becker-Parton) — 129.5 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	P. Mahomes	QB	KC	20.5
RB	M. Davis	RB	CAR	14.9
RB	C. Edwards-Helaire	RB	KC	20.2
WR	R. Woods	WR	LAR	24.6
WR	T. Higgins	WR	CIN	4.1
TE	E. Ebron	TE	PIT	11.6
R/W/T	D. Hopkins	WR	ARI	7.6
K	C. Boswell	K	PIT	9.0
DEF	Panthers	DEF		17.0
BN	M. Ingram	RB	BAL	0.2
BN	J. Landry	WR	CLE	3.6
BN	D. Lock	QB	DEN	10.1
BN	M. Brown	WR	BAL	0.0
BN	D. Slayton	WR	NYG	0.0
BN	A. Gibson	RB	WAS	16.9

Cushen my Berries (Baumann) — 97.3 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	J. Herbert	QB	LAC	27.7
RB	M. Breida	RB	MIA	0.4
RB	J. Jacobs	RB	LV	12.9
WR	J. Jones	WR	ATL	4.9
WR	C. Samuel	WR	CAR	17.4
TE	T. Hockenson	TE	DET	8.8
R/W/T	P. Lindsay	RB	DEN	8.2
K	B. McManus	K	DEN	8.0
DEF	Chargers	DEF		9.0
BN	J. Goff	QB	LAR	21.0
BN	C. Davis	WR	TEN	13.8
BN	M. Gaskin	RB	MIA	0.0
BN	N. Fant	TE	DEN	7.5
BN	M. Hardman	WR	KC	2.1
BN	T. Pollard	RB	DAL	12.0
RES	D. Johnson	RB	HOU	0.0

Week 12: Hauschka's Unemployment Checks 82.3 – 77.8 punani dasani coochie dinucci (W) vs Valenzuela

Hauschka's Unemployment Checks (Becker-Parton) — 82.3 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	P. Mahomes	QB	KC	31.3
RB	M. Davis	RB	CAR	9.4
RB	C. Edwards-Helaire	RB	KC	4.4
WR	R. Woods	WR	LAR	12.3
WR	T. Higgins	WR	CIN	12.9
TE	W. Dissly	TE	SEA	0.0
R/W/T	D. Hopkins	WR	ARI	8.0
K	M. Gay	K	LAR	8.0
DEF	Bears	DEF		-4.0
BN	M. Ingram	RB	BAL	0.0
BN	E. Ebron	TE	PIT	8.9
BN	J. Landry	WR	CLE	24.3
BN	M. Brown	WR	BAL	16.5
BN	B. Snell	RB	PIT	10.8
BN	A. Gibson	RB	WAS	34.1

punani dasani coochie dinucci (Valenzuela) — 77.8 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	R. Fitzpatrick	QB	MIA	19.3
RB	E. Elliott	RB	DAL	2.4
RB	B. Hill	RB	ATL	5.5
WR	C. Ridley	WR	ATL	14.0
WR	K. Hinton	WR		-4.8
TE	T.	K	elce	12.2
R/W/T	M. Sanders	RB	PHI	5.2
K	T. Bass	K	BUF	9.0
DEF	Rams	DEF		15.0
BN	G. Bernard	RB	CIN	5.9
BN	K. Golladay	WR	DET	0.0
BN	T. Fulgham	WR	PHI	2.6
BN	M. Pittman	WR	IND	3.8
BN	C. Claypool	WR	PIT	8.2
RES	J. Taylor	RB	IND	0.0

Week 13: Hauschka's Unemployment Checks 88.2 – 90.9 Person Woman Man Kamara TV (L) vs Waxman

Hauschka's Unemployment Checks (Becker-Parton) — 88.2 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	P. Mahomes	QB	KC	19.3
RB	C. Edwards-Helaire	RB	KC	0.0
RB	A. Gibson	RB	WAS	1.4
WR	R. Woods	WR	LAR	13.5
WR	J. Landry	WR	CLE	16.4
TE	E. Ebron	TE	PIT	10.3
R/W/T	D. Hopkins	WR	ARI	15.2
K	Z. Gonzalez	K	ARI	4.0
DEF	Raiders	DEF		8.0
BN	M. Ingram	RB	BAL	3.4
BN	M. Davis	RB	CAR	0.0
BN	D. Booker	RB	LV	5.6
BN	M. Brown	WR	BAL	12.4
BN	B. Snell	RB	PIT	2.0
BN	T. Higgins	WR	CIN	8.1

Person Woman Man Kamara TV (Waxman) — 90.9 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	K. Murray	QB	ARI	15.4
RB	N. Chubb	RB	CLE	17.1
RB	D. Harris	RB	NE	10.0
WR	C.	K	irk	0.7
WR	D. Johnson	WR	PIT	17.1
TE	R. Tonyan	TE	GB	11.9
R/W/T	L. Murray	RB	NO	2.7
K	M. Prater	K	DET	3.0
DEF	Vikings	DEF		13.0
BN	T. Bridgewater	QB	CAR	0.0
BN	J. Brown	WR	BUF	0.0
BN	L. Fournette	RB	TB	0.0
BN	C. McCaffrey	RB	CAR	0.0
BN	C. Godwin	WR	TB	0.0
BN	A. Mattison	RB	MIN	0.0
RES	D. Freeman	RB		0.0

Week 15: Hauschka's Unemployment Checks 94.4 – 90.0 Quid Pro Joe Burreaux (W) vs Norberg PLAYOFF

Hauschka's Unemployment Checks (Becker-Parton) — 94.4 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	P. Mahomes	QB	KC	25.9
RB	C. Edwards-Helaire	RB	KC	8.8
RB	A. Gibson	RB	WAS	0.0
WR	R. Woods	WR	LAR	18.6
WR	J. Landry	WR	CLE	15.6
TE	E. Ebron	TE	PIT	0.0
R/W/T	D. Hopkins	WR	ARI	25.5
K	Z. Gonzalez	K	ARI	0.0
DEF	Raiders	DEF		0.0
BN	M. Ingram	RB	BAL	0.0
BN	M. Davis	RB	CAR	7.1
BN	D. Booker	RB	LV	1.2
BN	M. Brown	WR	BAL	12.8
BN	B. Snell	RB	PIT	18.2
BN	T. Higgins	WR	CIN	4.6

Quid Pro Joe Burreaux (Norberg) — 90.0 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	C. Newton	QB	NE	12.2
RB	D. Henry	RB	TEN	24.2
RB	Z. Moss	RB	BUF	8.1
WR	A. Thielen	WR	MIN	8.1
WR	J. Jefferson	WR	MIN	14.4
TE	M. Andrews	TE	BAL	15.1
R/W/T	H. Renfrow	WR	LV	0.9
K	M. Crosby	K	GB	8.0
DEF	Broncos	DEF		-1.0
BN	S. Watkins	WR	KC	8.0
BN	J. White	RB	NE	7.5
BN	K. Johnson	RB	DET	0.0
BN	M. Gesicki	TE	MIA	0.0
BN	D. Jones	QB	NYG	0.0
BN	J. Meyers	WR	NE	12.6

Week 16: Hauschka's Unemployment Checks 86.2 – 79.6 Da'Ron Payne-al (W) vs Foote PLAYOFF

Hauschka's Unemployment Checks (Becker-Parton) — 86.2 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	P. Mahomes	QB	KC	18.2
RB	M. Davis	RB	CAR	8.8
RB	A. Gibson	RB	WAS	8.4
WR	R. Woods	WR	LAR	6.9
WR	T. Higgins	WR	CIN	18.9
TE	E. Ebron	TE	PIT	13.2
R/W/T	D. Hopkins	WR	ARI	8.8
K	Z. Gonzalez	K	ARI	0.0
DEF	Raiders	DEF		3.0
BN	M. Ingram	RB	BAL	0.0
BN	J. Landry	WR	CLE	0.0
BN	D. Booker	RB	LV	2.9
BN	M. Brown	WR	BAL	10.5
BN	B. Snell	RB	PIT	0.0
BN	C. Edwards-Helaire	RB	KC	0.0

Da'Ron Payne-al (Foote) — 79.6 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	K. Cousins	QB	MIN	23.6
RB	M. Gordon	RB	DEN	7.9
RB	C. Edmonds	RB	ARI	1.8
WR	M. Williams	WR	LAC	7.4
WR	D. Chark	WR	JAX	14.2
TE	D. Waller	TE	LV	13.7
R/W/T	M. Thomas	WR	NO	0.0
K	W. Lutz	K	NO	10.0
DEF	Saints	DEF		1.0
BN	E. Sanders	WR	NO	11.5
BN	M. Evans	WR	TB	35.1
BN	M. Brown	RB	LAR	4.0
BN	E. Engram	TE	NYG	10.5
BN	L. Jackson	QB	BAL	21.3
BN	S. Michel	RB	NE	6.9
RES	D. Brees	QB	NO	6.1