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Baumann — 2023

A Jordan Love Story · Record: 7-7 ยท PPG: 96.5 · 14 reg season + 2 playoff weeks

Week 1: A Jordan Love Story 67.5106.4 Coup II Electric Boogaloo (L) vs Banys

A Jordan Love Story (Baumann) — 67.5 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB D. Jones QB NYG 2.5
RB S. Barkley RB PHI 7.8
RB J. Dobbins RB LAC 10.7
WR D. Adams WR LV 9.6
WR D. Metcalf WR SEA 12.2
TE T. Higbee TE LAR 6.4
R/W/T D. Johnson WR CAR 6.3
K E. McPherson K CIN 3.0
DEF Bengals DEF 9.0
BN E. Mitchell RB SF 1.0
BN J. Cook RB BUF 8.3
BN A. Richardson QB IND 19.9
BN Z. Charbonnet RB SEA 1.1

Coup II Electric Boogaloo (Banys) — 106.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Rodgers QB NYJ 0.0
RB C. McCaffrey RB SF 24.4
RB K. Walker RB SEA 8.7
WR A. Lazard WR NYJ 5.6
WR B. Aiyuk WR SF 28.9
TE P. Freiermuth TE PIT 6.8
R/W/T J. Gibbs RB DET 7.0
K J. Moody K SF 12.0
DEF 49ers DEF 13.0
BN A. Thielen WR CAR 2.2
BN M. Valdes-Scantling WR KC 5.8
BN J. Jeudy WR CLE 0.0
BN R. Rice WR KC 10.1
Week 2: A Jordan Love Story 122.191.3 Chuba Womba Hubbard (W) vs Foote

A Jordan Love Story (Baumann) — 122.1 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB D. Jones QB NYG 29.7
RB S. Barkley RB PHI 24.2
RB J. Cook RB BUF 17.9
WR D. Adams WR LV 17.4
WR D. Metcalf WR SEA 10.5
TE T. Higbee TE LAR 2.7
R/W/T T. Atwell WR LAR 11.7
K E. McPherson K CIN 6.0
DEF Broncos DEF 2.0
BN E. Mitchell RB SF 0.0
BN A. Richardson QB IND 17.7
BN Z. Charbonnet RB SEA 4.0
RES D. Johnson WR CAR 0.0

Chuba Womba Hubbard (Foote) — 91.3 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB P. Mahomes QB KC 20.2
RB J. Mixon RB HOU 11.5
RB J. Williams RB NO 2.9
WR Z. Jones WR JAX 0.0
WR C. Lamb WR DAL 19.8
TE G. K ittle 4.5
R/W/T D. Moore WR CHI 13.4
K J. Myers K SEA 7.0
DEF Bills DEF 12.0
BN C. Edwards-Helaire RB KC 2.7
BN E. Moore WR CLE 5.6
BN J. Mingo WR CAR 4.1
BN E. Hull RB IND 0.0
RES A. K amara 0.0
Week 3: A Jordan Love Story 117.595.8 Rub a dub Chubb (W) vs P. Waxman

A Jordan Love Story (Baumann) — 117.5 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB D. Jones QB NYG 3.0
RB L. Murray RB BUF 8.6
RB J. Cook RB BUF 12.2
WR D. Adams WR LV 35.7
WR D. Metcalf WR SEA 14.2
TE T. Higbee TE LAR 9.6
R/W/T T. Atwell WR LAR 15.2
K E. McPherson K CIN 17.0
DEF Broncos DEF 2.0
BN S. Barkley RB PHI 0.0
BN E. Mitchell RB SF 5.9
BN A. Richardson QB IND 0.0
BN Z. Charbonnet RB SEA 5.0
RES D. Johnson WR CAR 0.0

Rub a dub Chubb (P. Waxman) — 95.8 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Tagovailoa QB MIA 28.4
RB M. Sanders RB CAR 14.7
RB R. White RB TB 5.7
WR M. Williams WR NYJ 21.6
WR A. St. Brown WR DET 15.1
TE D. Schultz TE HOU 1.4
R/W/T T. Lockett WR SEA 6.9
K Y. K oo 6.0
DEF Jaguars DEF -4.0
BN J. McKinnon RB KC 16.3
BN D. Parker WR PHI 2.9
BN C. Hubbard RB CAR 1.4
BN J. Addison WR MIN 8.2
RES J. Wilson RB MIA 0.0
Week 4: A Jordan Love Story 88.5101.6 Bijan Curious (L) vs Freundlich

A Jordan Love Story (Baumann) — 88.5 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Richardson QB IND 29.6
RB J. Cook RB BUF 14.2
RB Z. Charbonnet RB SEA 4.5
WR D. Adams WR LV 11.5
WR D. Metcalf WR SEA 10.9
TE T. Higbee TE LAR 8.9
R/W/T T. Atwell WR LAR 4.9
K E. McPherson K CIN 3.0
DEF Steelers DEF 1.0
BN L. Murray RB BUF 6.6
BN S. Barkley RB PHI 0.0
BN D. Jones QB NYG 6.7
BN E. Mitchell RB SF 0.0
RES D. Johnson WR CAR 0.0

Bijan Curious (Freundlich) — 101.6 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB B. Purdy QB SF 21.3
RB J. Jacobs RB GB 23.9
RB B. Robinson RB ATL 16.2
WR M. Evans WR TB 5.5
WR A. Cooper WR CLE 2.1
TE L. Musgrave TE GB 0.6
R/W/T G. Pickens WR PIT 4.0
K H. Butker K KC 11.0
DEF Buccaneers DEF 17.0
BN C. K irk 12.4
BN C. Watson WR GB 9.5
BN R. Shaheed WR NO 4.8
BN C. Stroud QB HOU 21.8
Week 5: A Jordan Love Story 42.991.9 Travis Etienne That Ass (L) vs Faust

A Jordan Love Story (Baumann) — 42.9 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Richardson QB IND 4.4
RB L. Murray RB BUF 1.2
RB J. Cook RB BUF 3.6
WR D. Adams WR LV 6.5
WR M. Wilson WR ARI 2.3
TE T. Higbee TE LAR 3.0
R/W/T T. Atwell WR LAR 7.9
K E. McPherson K CIN 10.0
DEF Colts DEF 4.0
BN S. Barkley RB PHI 0.0
BN D. Jones QB NYG 7.2
BN D. Metcalf WR SEA 0.0
BN E. Mitchell RB SF 0.0
RES D. Johnson WR CAR 0.0

Travis Etienne That Ass (Faust) — 91.9 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Lawrence QB JAX 15.7
RB A. Mattison RB LV 11.6
RB D. Swift RB CHI 13.8
WR M. Thomas WR NO 8.5
WR C. Ridley WR TEN 17.1
TE T. K elce 17.7
R/W/T M. Gallup WR LV 2.5
K J. Tucker K BAL 4.0
DEF Commanders DEF 1.0
BN K. Hunt RB CLE 0.0
BN D. Watson QB CLE 0.0
BN T. Higgins WR CIN 0.0
BN A. Dillon RB GB 13.6
Week 6: A Jordan Love Story 58.483.2 Bless Ye Thank Ye (L) vs Bronchtein

A Jordan Love Story (Baumann) — 58.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Stafford QB LAR 13.2
RB S. Barkley RB PHI 11.8
RB J. Cook RB BUF 7.1
WR D. Adams WR LV 3.9
WR D. Metcalf WR SEA 8.9
TE J. Ferguson TE DAL 2.0
R/W/T T. Atwell WR LAR 3.5
K E. McPherson K CIN 7.0
DEF Colts DEF 1.0
BN L. Murray RB BUF 4.5
BN E. Mitchell RB SF -0.3
BN A. Richardson QB IND 0.0
BN M. Wilson WR ARI 7.7
RES D. Johnson WR CAR 0.0

Bless Ye Thank Ye (Bronchtein) — 83.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Hurts QB PHI 16.9
RB D. Pierce RB HOU 3.4
RB B. Robinson RB WAS 12.6
WR G. Wilson WR NYJ 13.0
WR J. Dotson WR WAS 0.0
TE T. Hockenson TE MIN 8.0
R/W/T T. Boyd WR CIN 13.3
K N. Folk K TEN 10.0
DEF Eagles DEF 6.0
BN G. Everett TE CHI 9.3
BN D. Mooney WR ATL 5.8
BN M. Jones QB JAX 4.9
BN J. Warren RB PIT 0.0
Week 7: A Jordan Love Story 94.890.9 Big Beudy Jeudy (W) vs Ballard

A Jordan Love Story (Baumann) — 94.8 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Stafford QB LAR 13.0
RB S. Barkley RB PHI 17.3
RB J. Cook RB BUF 17.7
WR D. Adams WR LV 9.2
WR D. Metcalf WR SEA 0.0
TE T. Higbee TE LAR 1.2
R/W/T D. Johnson WR CAR 10.4
K D. Hopkins K CLE 21.0
DEF Colts DEF 5.0
BN L. Murray RB BUF 3.8
BN E. Mitchell RB SF -0.1
BN J. Downs WR IND 21.0
BN M. Wilson WR ARI 4.1

Big Beudy Jeudy (Ballard) — 90.9 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB R. Wilson QB PIT 13.9
RB A. Jones RB MIN 7.2
RB R. Stevenson RB NE 11.5
WR T. Hill WR MIA 20.3
WR J. Meyers WR LV 14.5
TE D. Goedert TE PHI 16.2
R/W/T J. Reynolds WR DEN 5.3
K R. Patterson K JAX 0.0
DEF Packers DEF 2.0
BN Z. Ertz TE WAS 3.4
BN S. Perine RB DEN 5.6
BN J. Burrow QB CIN 0.0
RES J. Conner RB ARI 0.0
Week 8: A Jordan Love Story 96.3105.8 I wanna Burrow in your Butt (L) vs Valenzuela

A Jordan Love Story (Baumann) — 96.3 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Stafford QB LAR 10.4
RB S. Barkley RB PHI 14.3
RB J. Cook RB BUF 7.8
WR D. Adams WR LV 1.6
WR D. Metcalf WR SEA 9.2
TE T. McBride TE ARI 20.5
R/W/T D. Johnson WR CAR 12.5
K D. Hopkins K CLE 8.0
DEF Chiefs DEF 12.0
BN L. Murray RB BUF 1.6
BN C. Akers RB MIN 9.0
BN J. Downs WR IND 10.7
BN M. Wilson WR ARI 7.8

I wanna Burrow in your Butt (Valenzuela) — 105.8 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB L. Jackson QB BAL 12.0
RB R. Mostert RB MIA 10.6
RB D. Henderson RB 10.0
WR S. Diggs WR HOU 11.5
WR J. Waddle WR MIA 21.6
TE S. LaPorta TE DET 15.7
R/W/T Z. Flowers WR BAL 4.4
K C. Dicker K LAC 14.0
DEF Dolphins DEF 6.0
BN D. Montgomery RB DET 0.0
BN D. London WR ATL 8.0
BN D. K incaid 15.0
BN J. Smith-Njigba WR SEA 11.1
RES K. Murray QB ARI 0.0
Week 9: A Jordan Love Story 72.7108.0 Virgin Charlie raChaad Spencer (L) vs Wright

A Jordan Love Story (Baumann) — 72.7 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB D. Jones QB NYG 1.9
RB S. Barkley RB PHI 12.8
RB J. Cook RB BUF 5.9
WR D. Adams WR LV 5.4
WR D. Metcalf WR SEA 5.5
TE T. McBride TE ARI 3.7
R/W/T D. Johnson WR CAR 18.5
K D. Hopkins K CLE 9.0
DEF Patriots DEF 10.0
BN M. Stafford QB LAR 0.0
BN L. Murray RB BUF 1.5
BN C. Akers RB MIN 5.3
BN J. Downs WR IND 1.5

Virgin Charlie raChaad Spencer (Wright) — 108.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB D. Prescott QB DAL 28.4
RB D. Henry RB BAL 17.7
RB T. Pollard RB TEN 7.8
WR K. Allen WR CHI 11.7
WR B. Cooks WR DAL 1.2
TE K. Pitts TE ATL 7.6
R/W/T Z. Moss RB CIN 2.6
K E. McPherson K CIN 6.0
DEF Browns DEF 25.0
BN C. Sutton WR DEN 0.0
BN D. Samuel WR SF 0.0
BN K. Ingram RB KC 0.8
BN B. McManus K WAS 0.0
Week 10: A Jordan Love Story 103.988.8 Steven Haushka 4 Commissioner (W) vs Becker-Parton

A Jordan Love Story (Baumann) — 103.9 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB G. Smith QB SEA 24.1
RB S. Barkley RB PHI 6.6
RB J. Cook RB BUF 11.0
WR D. Adams WR LV 11.6
WR D. Metcalf WR SEA 13.3
TE T. McBride TE ARI 17.1
R/W/T D. Johnson WR CAR 2.2
K D. Hopkins K CLE 12.0
DEF Patriots DEF 6.0
BN M. Stafford QB LAR 0.0
BN L. Murray RB BUF 13.9
BN T. Spears RB TEN 8.0
BN J. Downs WR IND 5.0

Steven Haushka 4 Commissioner (Becker-Parton) — 88.8 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Allen QB BUF 12.4
RB E. Elliott RB DAL 9.8
RB T. Allgeier RB ATL 4.3
WR M. Pittman WR IND 12.4
WR J. Chase WR CIN 20.9
TE M. Andrews TE BAL 5.4
R/W/T G. Davis WR JAX 8.6
K G. Zuerlein K NYJ 14.0
DEF Saints DEF 1.0
BN J. McKinnon RB KC 0.0
BN J. K elley 1.6
BN I. Pacheco RB KC 0.0
BN P. Nacua WR LAR 0.0
Week 11: A Jordan Love Story 123.980.6 Jock Blocked by Derek Carr (W) vs Waxman

A Jordan Love Story (Baumann) — 123.9 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB G. Smith QB SEA 13.2
RB S. Barkley RB PHI 28.0
RB J. Cook RB BUF 17.7
WR D. Adams WR LV 17.7
WR D. Metcalf WR SEA 17.9
TE T. McBride TE ARI 6.8
R/W/T D. Johnson WR CAR 2.6
K D. Hopkins K CLE 7.0
DEF Broncos DEF 13.0
BN M. Stafford QB LAR 8.7
BN L. Murray RB BUF 3.5
BN T. Spears RB TEN 3.6
BN J. Downs WR IND 0.0

Jock Blocked by Derek Carr (Waxman) — 80.6 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Herbert QB LAC 25.7
RB D. Singletary RB NYG 18.8
RB J. Williams RB DEN 6.3
WR M. Brown WR KC 2.2
WR D. Smith WR PHI 12.9
TE J. Ferguson TE DAL 4.7
R/W/T D. Achane RB MIA 1.0
K J. Elliott K PHI 3.0
DEF Ravens DEF 6.0
BN N. Harris RB PIT 4.1
BN K. Williams RB LAR 0.0
BN R. Rice WR KC 6.2
BN J. Smith-Njigba WR SEA 5.5
RES J. Jefferson WR MIN 0.0
Week 12: A Jordan Love Story 98.1104.4 Cardi P (L) vs Sohl

A Jordan Love Story (Baumann) — 98.1 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Stafford QB LAR 22.4
RB S. Barkley RB PHI 5.7
RB J. Cook RB BUF 13.0
WR D. Adams WR LV 9.8
WR D. Metcalf WR SEA 4.7
TE T. McBride TE ARI 9.5
R/W/T D. Johnson WR CAR 7.0
K D. Hopkins K CLE 6.0
DEF Broncos DEF 20.0
BN G. Smith QB SEA 6.3
BN L. Murray RB BUF 6.3
BN T. Spears RB TEN 1.2
BN J. Downs WR IND 6.8

Cardi P (Sohl) — 104.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Fields QB PIT 10.6
RB J. Taylor RB IND 21.1
RB B. Hall RB NYJ 8.4
WR D. Hopkins WR TEN 6.4
WR A. Brown WR PHI 12.2
TE C. K met 7.8
R/W/T N. Collins WR HOU 19.9
K D. Carlson K LV 5.0
DEF Jets DEF 13.0
BN C. K upp 3.3
BN D. Njoku TE CLE 8.9
BN B. Mayfield QB TB 12.4
BN J. Williams WR DET 6.1
Week 13: A Jordan Love Story 119.8109.4 The Olave Garden (W) vs Kassel

A Jordan Love Story (Baumann) — 119.8 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Lawrence QB JAX 25.1
RB M. Sanders RB CAR 3.4
RB T. Spears RB TEN 10.8
WR D. Johnson WR CAR 11.3
WR D. Metcalf WR SEA 34.4
TE T. McBride TE ARI 18.9
R/W/T J. Downs WR IND 2.9
K D. Hopkins K CLE 6.0
DEF Broncos DEF 7.0
BN M. Stafford QB LAR 23.0
BN D. Adams WR LV 0.0
BN S. Barkley RB PHI 0.0
BN J. Cook RB BUF 0.0

The Olave Garden (Kassel) — 109.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Goff QB DET 16.3
RB A. Ekeler RB WAS 3.7
RB T. Etienne RB JAX 15.9
WR T. McLaurin WR WAS 0.0
WR C. Olave WR NO 14.4
TE T. Hill TE NO 14.4
R/W/T J. Ford RB CLE 12.7
K Y. K oo 7.0
DEF Falcons DEF 25.0
BN E. Engram TE JAX 18.7
BN C. Godwin WR TB 7.9
BN J. Reed WR GB 3.6
BN Jaguars DEF 3.0
Week 14: A Jordan Love Story 143.9117.1 I wanna Burrow in your Butt (W) vs Valenzuela

A Jordan Love Story (Baumann) — 143.9 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Lawrence QB JAX 14.4
RB S. Barkley RB PHI 21.6
RB J. Cook RB BUF 22.6
WR D. Johnson WR CAR 13.2
WR D. Metcalf WR SEA 12.2
TE D. Njoku TE CLE 24.1
R/W/T D. Adams WR LV 8.8
K D. Hopkins K CLE 9.0
DEF Broncos DEF 18.0
BN M. Stafford QB LAR 23.7
BN G. Smith QB SEA 0.0
BN T. McBride TE ARI 0.0
BN J. Downs WR IND 4.7

I wanna Burrow in your Butt (Valenzuela) — 117.1 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB L. Jackson QB BAL 30.6
RB R. Mostert RB MIA 22.5
RB D. Montgomery RB DET 10.0
WR S. Diggs WR HOU 4.4
WR Z. Flowers WR BAL 17.0
TE S. LaPorta TE DET 3.7
R/W/T J. Waddle WR MIA 10.9
K B. Grupe K NO 4.0
DEF Dolphins DEF 14.0
BN A. Jones RB MIN 0.0
BN K. Murray QB ARI 0.0
BN D. K incaid 4.6
BN K. Mitchell RB BAL 6.7
RES T. Dell WR HOU 0.0
Week 16: A Jordan Love Story 69.6134.3 Bijan Curious (L) vs Freundlich PLAYOFF

A Jordan Love Story (Baumann) — 69.6 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Lawrence QB JAX 7.3
RB S. Barkley RB PHI 17.9
RB J. Cook RB BUF 5.0
WR D. Johnson WR CAR 2.5
WR D. Metcalf WR SEA 13.6
TE D. Njoku TE CLE 13.4
R/W/T D. Adams WR LV 0.9
K D. Hopkins K CLE 2.0
DEF Broncos DEF 7.0
BN M. Stafford QB LAR 20.7
BN G. Smith QB SEA 17.3
BN T. McBride TE ARI 6.1
BN J. Downs WR IND 6.9

Bijan Curious (Freundlich) — 134.3 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Flacco QB IND 22.8
RB J. Jacobs RB GB 0.0
RB B. Robinson RB ATL 15.7
WR M. Evans WR TB 24.1
WR G. Pickens WR PIT 33.5
TE C. K met 12.7
R/W/T E. Elliott RB DAL 16.5
K H. Butker K KC 2.0
DEF Texans DEF 7.0
BN C. Watson WR GB 0.0
BN C. Stroud QB HOU 0.0
BN J. Hyatt WR NYG 0.0
BN Vikings DEF 6.0
RES D. Waller TE NYG 4.2
Week 17: A Jordan Love Story 89.475.9 Bless Ye Thank Ye (W) vs Bronchtein PLAYOFF

A Jordan Love Story (Baumann) — 89.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Lawrence QB JAX 0.0
RB S. Barkley RB PHI 7.3
RB J. Cook RB BUF 4.9
WR D. Johnson WR CAR 9.6
WR D. Metcalf WR SEA 13.1
TE D. Njoku TE CLE 14.4
R/W/T D. Adams WR LV 31.1
K D. Hopkins K CLE 0.0
DEF Broncos DEF 9.0
BN M. Stafford QB LAR 10.6
BN G. Smith QB SEA 16.9
BN T. McBride TE ARI 7.8
BN J. Downs WR IND 6.3

Bless Ye Thank Ye (Bronchtein) — 75.9 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Hurts QB PHI 18.2
RB B. Robinson RB WAS 9.6
RB J. Warren RB PIT 17.8
WR T. Boyd WR CIN 3.9
WR G. Wilson WR NYJ 7.4
TE T. Conklin TE NYJ 7.0
R/W/T J. Dotson WR WAS 0.0
K N. Folk K TEN 5.0
DEF Eagles DEF 7.0
BN S. Perine RB DEN 3.6
BN T. Hockenson TE MIN 0.0
BN C. Edwards-Helaire RB KC 0.0
BN Colts DEF 3.0