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Bronchtein — 2014

A Teo of Two Titties · Record: 7-6 ยท PPG: 89.5 · 13 reg season + 2 playoff weeks

Week 1: A Teo of Two Titties 85.490.9 Riley Cooper's Main Nukka (L) vs Norberg

A Teo of Two Titties (Bronchtein) — 85.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Brady QB NE 10.3
RB M. Forte RB CHI 16.9
RB A. Foster RB HOU 10.0
WR M. Crabtree WR SF 2.5
WR A. Johnson WR HOU 9.3
TE G. Olsen TE CAR 14.3
R/W/T C. Johnson RB NYJ 15.1
K P. Dawson K SF 4.0
DEF Jets DEF 3.0
BN H. Nicks WR IND 9.6
BN B. Hartline WR MIA 2.6
BN C. Ivory RB NYJ 16.2
BN T. Austin WR LAR 3.9
BN A. Williams RB NYG 0.9
BN Ravens DEF 0.0

Riley Cooper's Main Nukka (Norberg) — 90.9 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB P. Manning QB DEN 22.5
RB C. Spiller RB BUF 12.4
RB Z. Stacy RB LAR 5.1
WR B. Marshall WR CHI 11.1
WR T. Hilton WR IND 4.1
TE D. Pitta TE BAL 8.3
R/W/T E. Decker WR NYJ 7.4
K M. Bryant K ATL 17.0
DEF Redskins DEF 3.0
BN L. Blount RB NE 6.6
BN D. Bowe WR KC 0.0
BN R. Tannehill QB MIA 11.9
BN A. Dobson WR NE 0.0
BN B. Sankey RB TEN 2.5
BN 49ers DEF 18.0
Week 2: A Teo of Two Titties 78.585.8 Two Lines Cut with Dwanye Bowe (L) vs Foote

A Teo of Two Titties (Bronchtein) — 78.5 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Brady QB NE 10.0
RB M. Forte RB CHI 3.6
RB A. Foster RB HOU 21.0
WR M. Crabtree WR SF 14.2
WR A. Johnson WR HOU 7.4
TE G. Olsen TE CAR 7.2
R/W/T C. Johnson RB NYJ 2.1
K P. Dawson K SF 8.0
DEF Jets DEF 5.0
BN H. Nicks WR IND -0.4
BN B. Hartline WR MIA 3.6
BN C. Ivory RB NYJ 10.6
BN T. Austin WR LAR 2.1
BN A. Williams RB NYG 1.9
BN A. Hurns WR JAX 1.3

Two Lines Cut with Dwanye Bowe (Foote) — 85.8 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Ryan QB ATL 7.0
RB F. Gore RB SF 13.5
RB E. Lacy RB GB 6.1
WR R. Cobb WR GB 18.5
WR J. Jones WR ATL 14.8
TE K. Rudolph TE MIN 5.3
R/W/T C. Patterson WR MIN 5.6
K M. Crosby K GB 13.0
DEF Saints DEF 2.0
BN M. Asiata RB MIN 14.4
BN M. Colston WR NO 0.0
BN L. Green TE LAC 0.0
BN B. Pierce RB BAL 10.3
BN K. Stills WR NO 2.5
BN J. Hill RB CIN 15.6
Week 3: A Teo of Two Titties 71.079.2 Ebrony Threesome (L) vs Wright

A Teo of Two Titties (Bronchtein) — 71.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Brady QB NE 12.7
RB M. Forte RB CHI 7.6
RB C. Ivory RB NYJ 9.6
WR M. Crabtree WR SF 14.4
WR A. Johnson WR HOU 2.4
TE G. Olsen TE CAR 12.9
R/W/T C. Johnson RB NYJ 3.4
K P. Dawson K SF 2.0
DEF Jets DEF 6.0
BN A. Foster RB HOU 0.0
BN H. Nicks WR IND 11.0
BN B. Hartline WR MIA 8.5
BN T. Austin WR LAR 0.0
BN A. Williams RB NYG 1.8
BN A. Hurns WR JAX 12.3

Ebrony Threesome (Wright) — 79.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Rodgers QB GB 10.5
RB S. Jackson RB ATL 11.4
RB A. Blue RB HOU 8.8
WR D. Jackson WR WAS 17.7
WR M. Wallace WR MIA 8.6
TE Z. Ertz TE PHI 1.4
R/W/T A. Jeffery WR CHI 11.8
K G. Gano K CAR 7.0
DEF Texans DEF 2.0
BN J. K erley 14.1
BN J. Rodgers RB ATL 0.9
BN D. Brown RB LAC 8.9
BN M. Sanu WR CIN 9.1
BN L. Taliaferro RB BAL 15.1
BN J. McKinnon RB MIN 0.8
RES A. Peterson RB MIN 0.0
Week 4: A Teo of Two Titties 74.094.0 Hauschka's Super Bowl Ring (L) vs Becker-Parton

A Teo of Two Titties (Bronchtein) — 74.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Brady QB NE 2.4
RB M. Forte RB CHI 17.1
RB C. Ivory RB NYJ 10.0
WR M. Crabtree WR SF 4.3
WR A. Johnson WR HOU 5.1
TE G. Olsen TE CAR 3.0
R/W/T C. Johnson RB NYJ 12.1
K P. Dawson K SF 16.0
DEF Jets DEF 4.0
BN A. Foster RB HOU 6.1
BN H. Nicks WR IND 1.2
BN B. Hartline WR MIA 7.4
BN T. Austin WR LAR 0.0
BN A. Williams RB NYG 12.6
BN A. Hurns WR JAX 6.8

Hauschka's Super Bowl Ring (Becker-Parton) — 94.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB D. Brees QB NO 19.2
RB S. Vereen RB NE 6.7
RB R. Bush RB DET 6.5
WR C. Johnson WR DET 1.2
WR K. Wright WR TEN 3.5
TE L. Donnell TE NYG 23.4
R/W/T F. Jackson RB BUF 8.5
K N. Novak K LAC 15.0
DEF Chargers DEF 10.0
BN J. Cameron TE CLE 0.0
BN C. Shorts WR JAX 2.5
BN L. Fitzgerald WR ARI 0.0
BN R. Randle WR NYG 8.9
BN M. Evans WR TB 12.5
BN J. Matthews WR PHI 2.8
Week 5: A Teo of Two Titties 116.798.5 JJ aka Juggalo Jihad Twatt (W) vs Ballard

A Teo of Two Titties (Bronchtein) — 116.7 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Smith QB KC 7.9
RB M. Forte RB CHI 20.6
RB C. Ivory RB NYJ 4.4
WR M. Crabtree WR SF 1.6
WR A. Johnson WR HOU 5.8
TE G. Olsen TE CAR 19.2
R/W/T A. Foster RB HOU 29.2
K P. Dawson K SF 20.0
DEF Texans DEF 8.0
BN C. Johnson RB NYJ 0.2
BN H. Nicks WR IND 2.9
BN J. K erley 2.4
BN T. Austin WR LAR 3.3
BN A. Williams RB NYG 14.3
BN A. Hurns WR JAX 2.6

JJ aka Juggalo Jihad Twatt (Ballard) — 98.5 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB P. Rivers QB LAC 20.8
RB L. Bell RB PIT 11.8
RB K. Robinson RB NO 15.7
WR J. Nelson WR GB 12.6
WR G. Jennings WR MIN 3.1
TE J. Witten TE DAL 5.9
R/W/T R. White WR ATL 2.6
K S. Gostkowski K NE 19.0
DEF Bears DEF 7.0
BN D. McFadden RB LV 0.0
BN J. Charles RB KC 8.4
BN K. Britt WR LAR 12.8
BN T. Gerhart RB JAX 2.9
BN C. Clay TE MIA 0.0
BN C. Newton QB CAR 14.1
Week 6: A Teo of Two Titties 127.899.9 Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits (W) vs Banys

A Teo of Two Titties (Bronchtein) — 127.8 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB B. Roethlisberger QB PIT 10.8
RB M. Forte RB CHI 27.7
RB C. Ivory RB NYJ 2.1
WR M. Crabtree WR SF 10.9
WR M. Sanu WR CIN 18.0
TE G. Olsen TE CAR 12.2
R/W/T A. Foster RB HOU 26.1
K P. Dawson K SF 9.0
DEF Patriots DEF 11.0
BN C. Johnson RB NYJ 1.1
BN H. Nicks WR IND 1.8
BN J. K erley 0.4
BN A. Johnson WR HOU 13.9
BN A. Smith QB KC 0.0
BN A. Williams RB NYG 5.9

Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits (Banys) — 99.9 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB C. K aepernick 29.4
RB D. McFadden RB LV 8.6
RB A. Morris RB WAS 5.5
WR D. Bryant WR DAL 6.3
WR K. Benjamin WR CAR 10.9
TE M. Bennett TE CHI 7.2
R/W/T V. Davis TE SF 3.0
K C. Parkey K PHI 9.0
DEF Eagles DEF 20.0
BN R. Mathews RB LAC 0.0
BN M. Ingram RB NO 0.0
BN A. Boldin WR SF 15.4
BN C. Michael RB SEA 0.0
BN K. Davis RB KC 0.0
BN B. Cooks WR NO 0.0
Week 7: A Teo of Two Titties 88.4109.8 for EmmanuelSanders foreverago (L) vs Freundlich

A Teo of Two Titties (Bronchtein) — 88.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Smith QB KC 15.7
RB M. Forte RB CHI 22.9
RB A. Foster RB HOU 15.5
WR M. Crabtree WR SF 2.7
WR M. Sanu WR CIN 5.4
TE G. Olsen TE CAR 10.5
R/W/T A. Johnson WR HOU 7.7
K P. Dawson K SF 5.0
DEF Patriots DEF 3.0
BN C. Johnson RB NYJ 8.0
BN J. K erley 2.9
BN A. Holmes WR LV 3.4
BN B. Roethlisberger QB PIT 16.9
BN C. Ivory RB NYJ 18.5
BN A. Williams RB NYG 5.1

for EmmanuelSanders foreverago (Freundlich) — 109.8 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB R. Wilson QB SEA 37.1
RB M. Lynch RB SEA 7.1
RB G. Bernard RB CIN 1.6
WR E. Sanders WR DEN 10.1
WR G. Tate WR DET 21.4
TE R. Gronkowski TE NE 6.8
R/W/T S. Smith WR BAL 6.7
K B. McManus K DEN 6.0
DEF Ravens DEF 13.0
BN J. Maclin WR PHI 0.0
BN E. Manning QB NYG 23.0
BN T. Richardson RB IND 11.8
BN D. Adams WR GB 8.1
BN O. Beckham WR NYG 16.7
BN S. Johnson RB JAX 7.6
Week 8: A Teo of Two Titties 130.095.8 Carlos Hyde Your Kids (W) vs Waxman

A Teo of Two Titties (Bronchtein) — 130.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Smith QB KC 11.3
RB M. Forte RB CHI 24.8
RB A. Foster RB HOU 35.3
WR A. Johnson WR HOU 5.5
WR M. Sanu WR CIN 15.2
TE G. Olsen TE CAR 1.6
R/W/T C. Ivory RB NYJ 16.3
K B. Walsh K MIN 7.0
DEF Patriots DEF 13.0
BN C. Johnson RB NYJ 2.0
BN M. Crabtree WR SF 0.0
BN J. K erley 2.5
BN A. Holmes WR LV 12.9
BN B. Roethlisberger QB PIT 44.8
BN A. Williams RB NYG 0.0

Carlos Hyde Your Kids (Waxman) — 95.8 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB C. Palmer QB ARI 21.2
RB D. Murray RB DAL 20.1
RB L. Miller RB MIA 9.9
WR P. Garcon WR WAS 4.7
WR D. Thomas WR DEN 10.5
TE J. Thomas TE DEN 2.3
R/W/T J. Bell RB DET 6.1
K A. Vinatieri K IND 10.0
DEF Seahawks DEF 11.0
BN M. Stafford QB DET 18.9
BN B. Quick WR LAR 1.0
BN R. Hillman RB DEN 13.8
BN D. Hopkins WR HOU 9.5
BN J. Randle RB DAL 0.3
BN C. Hyde RB SF 0.0
RES J. Gordon WR CLE 0.0
Week 9: A Teo of Two Titties 77.353.4 A Negro's in Brooklyn (W) vs Wood

A Teo of Two Titties (Bronchtein) — 77.3 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Smith QB KC 16.0
RB A. Foster RB HOU 17.9
RB C. Ivory RB NYJ 2.2
WR A. Johnson WR HOU 1.2
WR M. Sanu WR CIN 16.4
TE G. Olsen TE CAR 3.0
R/W/T A. Williams RB NYG 10.6
K B. Walsh K MIN 3.0
DEF Browns DEF 7.0
BN M. Forte RB CHI 0.0
BN C. Johnson RB NYJ 10.1
BN M. Crabtree WR SF 4.0
BN A. Holmes WR LV 2.8
BN B. Roethlisberger QB PIT 35.7
BN Patriots DEF 11.0

A Negro's in Brooklyn (Wood) — 53.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB N. Foles QB PHI 6.1
RB J. Stewart RB CAR 4.6
RB D. Sproles RB PHI 6.3
WR W. Welker WR DEN 3.1
WR V. Jackson WR TB 8.6
TE D. Allen TE IND 10.8
R/W/T T. Williams WR DAL 1.9
K J. Tucker K BAL 5.0
DEF Chiefs DEF 7.0
BN B. Hoyer QB CLE 13.9
BN R. Helu RB WAS 5.2
BN T. Smith WR BAL 12.3
BN D. Hester WR ATL 0.0
BN D. Martin RB TB 0.0
BN M. Ball RB DEN 0.0
Week 10: A Teo of Two Titties 67.556.4 Spiller I Barely Know Her (W) vs Valenzuela

A Teo of Two Titties (Bronchtein) — 67.5 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB B. Roethlisberger QB PIT 11.7
RB M. Forte RB CHI 8.1
RB C. Ivory RB NYJ 5.1
WR M. Crabtree WR SF 6.2
WR M. Sanu WR CIN 2.0
TE G. Olsen TE CAR 11.9
R/W/T C. Johnson RB NYJ 3.5
K M. Bryant K ATL 13.0
DEF Dolphins DEF 6.0
BN A. Foster RB HOU 0.0
BN A. Holmes WR LV 0.0
BN A. Johnson WR HOU 0.0
BN M. Wheaton WR PIT 4.1
BN A. Williams RB NYG 9.8
BN A. Blue RB HOU 0.0

Spiller I Barely Know Her (Valenzuela) — 56.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Cutler QB CHI 6.9
RB L. McCoy RB PHI 7.7
RB A. Ellington RB ARI 10.2
WR P. Harvin WR NYJ 5.6
WR A. Brown WR PIT 3.4
TE T. K elce 1.9
R/W/T S. Watkins WR BUF 2.7
K D. Bailey K DAL 9.0
DEF Bills DEF 9.0
BN D. McFadden RB LV 3.6
BN J. Edelman WR NE 0.0
BN R. Wayne WR IND 0.0
BN A. Gates TE LAC 0.0
BN P. Rivers QB LAC 0.0
BN A. Luck QB IND 0.0
Week 11: A Teo of Two Titties 89.353.9 De More DeMaryius (W) vs Baumann

A Teo of Two Titties (Bronchtein) — 89.3 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB B. Roethlisberger QB PIT 9.5
RB M. Forte RB CHI 17.5
RB A. Blue RB HOU 15.6
WR M. Sanu WR CIN 2.3
WR J. Matthews WR PHI 16.7
TE G. Olsen TE CAR 6.1
R/W/T A. Williams RB NYG 0.6
K M. Bryant K ATL 13.0
DEF Dolphins DEF 8.0
BN C. Johnson RB NYJ 0.0
BN M. Crabtree WR SF 14.5
BN A. Foster RB HOU 0.0
BN A. Johnson WR HOU 6.8
BN C. Ivory RB NYJ 0.0
BN M. Wheaton WR PIT 0.6

De More DeMaryius (Baumann) — 53.9 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Brady QB NE 12.1
RB R. Jennings RB NYG 6.7
RB A. Bradshaw RB IND 1.1
WR A. Green WR CIN 18.7
WR K. Allen WR LAC 6.3
TE J. Graham TE NO 2.9
R/W/T B. Tate RB PIT -0.9
K C. Catanzaro K ARI 2.0
DEF Lions DEF 5.0
BN J. Forsett RB BAL 0.0
BN M. Sanchez QB PHI 11.8
BN J. Jones WR LV 3.5
BN M. Floyd WR ARI 17.4
BN R. Griffin QB WAS 10.4
BN T. Mason RB LAR 11.4
Week 12: A Teo of Two Titties 59.191.1 Ebrony Threesome (L) vs Wright

A Teo of Two Titties (Bronchtein) — 59.1 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Dalton QB CIN 10.9
RB M. Forte RB CHI 23.2
RB C. Ivory RB NYJ 3.8
WR M. Crabtree WR SF 5.8
WR J. Matthews WR PHI 7.7
TE O. Daniels TE BAL 0.7
R/W/T A. Foster RB HOU 0.0
K M. Bryant K ATL 8.0
DEF Dolphins DEF -1.0
BN C. Johnson RB NYJ 6.2
BN G. Olsen TE CAR 0.0
BN B. Roethlisberger QB PIT 0.0
BN M. Sanu WR CIN 10.9
BN A. Williams RB NYG 10.7
BN A. Blue RB HOU 6.6

Ebrony Threesome (Wright) — 91.1 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB D. Brees QB NO 27.3
RB J. McKinnon RB MIN 6.3
RB I. Crowell RB CLE 20.8
WR D. Jackson WR WAS 3.9
WR A. Jeffery WR CHI 8.2
TE N. Paul TE WAS 1.1
R/W/T M. Wallace WR MIA 9.5
K S. Hauschka K SEA 15.0
DEF Broncos DEF -1.0
BN L. Blount RB NE 19.8
BN S. Jackson RB ATL 11.1
BN T. West RB CLE 7.1
BN B. Sankey RB TEN 3.1
BN C. Sims RB TB 3.3
BN B. Oliver RB LAC 4.0
RES A. Peterson RB MIN 0.0
Week 13: A Teo of Two Titties 98.088.9 Hauschka's Super Bowl Ring (W) vs Becker-Parton

A Teo of Two Titties (Bronchtein) — 98.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB B. Roethlisberger QB PIT 24.2
RB M. Forte RB CHI 5.8
RB A. Foster RB HOU 16.5
WR M. Sanu WR CIN 3.3
WR J. Matthews WR PHI 11.1
TE G. Olsen TE CAR 5.9
R/W/T C. Ivory RB NYJ 6.2
K M. Bryant K ATL 17.0
DEF Dolphins DEF 8.0
BN C. Johnson RB NYJ 10.5
BN M. Crabtree WR SF 1.0
BN A. Dalton QB CIN 8.7
BN O. Daniels TE BAL 3.0
BN A. Williams RB NYG 3.7
BN A. Blue RB HOU 0.6

Hauschka's Super Bowl Ring (Becker-Parton) — 88.9 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Rodgers QB GB 24.9
RB S. Vereen RB NE 3.2
RB F. Jackson RB BUF 9.7
WR C. Johnson WR DET 26.6
WR J. Brown WR ARI 4.0
TE T. K elce 3.6
R/W/T M. Evans WR TB 4.9
K S. Graham K NO 5.0
DEF Bengals DEF 7.0
BN L. Fitzgerald WR ARI 0.0
BN R. Bush RB DET 0.0
BN K. Wright WR TEN 19.2
BN R. Randle WR NYG 5.2
BN L. Donnell TE NYG 3.5
BN T. Riddick RB DET 5.4
Week 14: A Teo of Two Titties 98.5104.7 for EmmanuelSanders foreverago (L) vs Freundlich PLAYOFF

A Teo of Two Titties (Bronchtein) — 98.5 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB B. Roethlisberger QB PIT 27.9
RB M. Forte RB CHI 16.0
RB A. Foster RB HOU 20.8
WR M. Sanu WR CIN 1.6
WR J. Matthews WR PHI 2.3
TE G. Olsen TE CAR 13.2
R/W/T C. Ivory RB NYJ 5.7
K M. Bryant K ATL 9.0
DEF Dolphins DEF 2.0
BN C. Johnson RB NYJ 6.6
BN M. Crabtree WR SF 5.6
BN A. Dalton QB CIN 26.3
BN O. Daniels TE BAL 2.7
BN A. Williams RB NYG 20.7
BN A. Blue RB HOU 7.5

for EmmanuelSanders foreverago (Freundlich) — 104.7 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB R. Wilson QB SEA 29.3
RB M. Lynch RB SEA 15.3
RB G. Bernard RB CIN 3.6
WR E. Sanders WR DEN 6.9
WR G. Tate WR DET 5.0
TE R. Gronkowski TE NE 14.7
R/W/T O. Beckham WR NYG 19.9
K P. Dawson K SF 9.0
DEF 49ers DEF 1.0
BN J. Maclin WR PHI 8.1
BN S. Smith WR BAL 13.0
BN P. Thomas RB NO 5.2
BN T. Richardson RB IND 3.0
BN J. Landry WR MIA 5.5
BN Patriots DEF 10.0
Week 16: A Teo of Two Titties 76.889.7 Carlos Hyde Your Kids (L) vs Waxman PLAYOFF

A Teo of Two Titties (Bronchtein) — 76.8 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB B. Roethlisberger QB PIT 12.4
RB M. Forte RB CHI 15.5
RB A. Foster RB HOU 16.1
WR M. Sanu WR CIN 1.6
WR J. Matthews WR PHI 5.8
TE G. Olsen TE CAR 2.1
R/W/T C. Ivory RB NYJ 5.3
K M. Bryant K ATL 14.0
DEF Dolphins DEF 4.0
BN C. Johnson RB NYJ 3.3
BN M. Crabtree WR SF 0.5
BN A. Dalton QB CIN 13.3
BN O. Daniels TE BAL 0.7
BN A. Williams RB NYG 11.0
BN A. Blue RB HOU 0.6

Carlos Hyde Your Kids (Waxman) — 89.7 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Stafford QB DET 3.9
RB J. Bell RB DET 14.7
RB L. Miller RB MIA 21.0
WR D. Thomas WR DEN 11.5
WR J. Gordon WR CLE 4.5
TE J. Thomas TE DEN 3.3
R/W/T D. Murray RB DAL 11.8
K D. Bailey K DAL 6.0
DEF Seahawks DEF 13.0
BN J. Cameron TE CLE 14.8
BN E. Manning QB NYG 27.3
BN D. Hopkins WR HOU 3.8
BN J. Randle RB DAL 2.4
BN C. Hyde RB SF 0.0
BN Colts DEF -1.0