Bronchtein — 2014
A Teo of Two Titties · Record: 7-6 ยท PPG: 89.5 · 13 reg season + 2 playoff weeks
Week 1: A Teo of Two Titties 85.4 – 90.9 Riley Cooper's Main Nukka
(L)
vs
Norberg
A Teo of Two Titties (Bronchtein) — 85.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Brady | QB | NE | 10.3 |
| RB | M. Forte | RB | CHI | 16.9 |
| RB | A. Foster | RB | HOU | 10.0 |
| WR | M. Crabtree | WR | SF | 2.5 |
| WR | A. Johnson | WR | HOU | 9.3 |
| TE | G. Olsen | TE | CAR | 14.3 |
| R/W/T | C. Johnson | RB | NYJ | 15.1 |
| K | P. Dawson | K | SF | 4.0 |
| DEF | Jets | DEF | 3.0 | |
| BN | H. Nicks | WR | IND | 9.6 |
| BN | B. Hartline | WR | MIA | 2.6 |
| BN | C. Ivory | RB | NYJ | 16.2 |
| BN | T. Austin | WR | LAR | 3.9 |
| BN | A. Williams | RB | NYG | 0.9 |
| BN | Ravens | DEF | 0.0 |
Riley Cooper's Main Nukka (
Norberg) — 90.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | P. Manning | QB | DEN | 22.5 |
| RB | C. Spiller | RB | BUF | 12.4 |
| RB | Z. Stacy | RB | LAR | 5.1 |
| WR | B. Marshall | WR | CHI | 11.1 |
| WR | T. Hilton | WR | IND | 4.1 |
| TE | D. Pitta | TE | BAL | 8.3 |
| R/W/T | E. Decker | WR | NYJ | 7.4 |
| K | M. Bryant | K | ATL | 17.0 |
| DEF | Redskins | DEF | 3.0 | |
| BN | L. Blount | RB | NE | 6.6 |
| BN | D. Bowe | WR | KC | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Tannehill | QB | MIA | 11.9 |
| BN | A. Dobson | WR | NE | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Sankey | RB | TEN | 2.5 |
| BN | 49ers | DEF | 18.0 |
Week 2: A Teo of Two Titties 78.5 – 85.8 Two Lines Cut with Dwanye Bowe
(L)
vs
Foote
A Teo of Two Titties (Bronchtein) — 78.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Brady | QB | NE | 10.0 |
| RB | M. Forte | RB | CHI | 3.6 |
| RB | A. Foster | RB | HOU | 21.0 |
| WR | M. Crabtree | WR | SF | 14.2 |
| WR | A. Johnson | WR | HOU | 7.4 |
| TE | G. Olsen | TE | CAR | 7.2 |
| R/W/T | C. Johnson | RB | NYJ | 2.1 |
| K | P. Dawson | K | SF | 8.0 |
| DEF | Jets | DEF | 5.0 | |
| BN | H. Nicks | WR | IND | -0.4 |
| BN | B. Hartline | WR | MIA | 3.6 |
| BN | C. Ivory | RB | NYJ | 10.6 |
| BN | T. Austin | WR | LAR | 2.1 |
| BN | A. Williams | RB | NYG | 1.9 |
| BN | A. Hurns | WR | JAX | 1.3 |
Two Lines Cut with Dwanye Bowe (
Foote) — 85.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Ryan | QB | ATL | 7.0 |
| RB | F. Gore | RB | SF | 13.5 |
| RB | E. Lacy | RB | GB | 6.1 |
| WR | R. Cobb | WR | GB | 18.5 |
| WR | J. Jones | WR | ATL | 14.8 |
| TE | K. Rudolph | TE | MIN | 5.3 |
| R/W/T | C. Patterson | WR | MIN | 5.6 |
| K | M. Crosby | K | GB | 13.0 |
| DEF | Saints | DEF | 2.0 | |
| BN | M. Asiata | RB | MIN | 14.4 |
| BN | M. Colston | WR | NO | 0.0 |
| BN | L. Green | TE | LAC | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Pierce | RB | BAL | 10.3 |
| BN | K. Stills | WR | NO | 2.5 |
| BN | J. Hill | RB | CIN | 15.6 |
Week 3: A Teo of Two Titties 71.0 – 79.2 Ebrony Threesome
(L)
vs
Wright
A Teo of Two Titties (Bronchtein) — 71.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Brady | QB | NE | 12.7 |
| RB | M. Forte | RB | CHI | 7.6 |
| RB | C. Ivory | RB | NYJ | 9.6 |
| WR | M. Crabtree | WR | SF | 14.4 |
| WR | A. Johnson | WR | HOU | 2.4 |
| TE | G. Olsen | TE | CAR | 12.9 |
| R/W/T | C. Johnson | RB | NYJ | 3.4 |
| K | P. Dawson | K | SF | 2.0 |
| DEF | Jets | DEF | 6.0 | |
| BN | A. Foster | RB | HOU | 0.0 |
| BN | H. Nicks | WR | IND | 11.0 |
| BN | B. Hartline | WR | MIA | 8.5 |
| BN | T. Austin | WR | LAR | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Williams | RB | NYG | 1.8 |
| BN | A. Hurns | WR | JAX | 12.3 |
Ebrony Threesome (
Wright) — 79.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Rodgers | QB | GB | 10.5 |
| RB | S. Jackson | RB | ATL | 11.4 |
| RB | A. Blue | RB | HOU | 8.8 |
| WR | D. Jackson | WR | WAS | 17.7 |
| WR | M. Wallace | WR | MIA | 8.6 |
| TE | Z. Ertz | TE | PHI | 1.4 |
| R/W/T | A. Jeffery | WR | CHI | 11.8 |
| K | G. Gano | K | CAR | 7.0 |
| DEF | Texans | DEF | 2.0 | |
| BN | J. | K | erley | 14.1 |
| BN | J. Rodgers | RB | ATL | 0.9 |
| BN | D. Brown | RB | LAC | 8.9 |
| BN | M. Sanu | WR | CIN | 9.1 |
| BN | L. Taliaferro | RB | BAL | 15.1 |
| BN | J. McKinnon | RB | MIN | 0.8 |
| RES | A. Peterson | RB | MIN | 0.0 |
Week 4: A Teo of Two Titties 74.0 – 94.0 Hauschka's Super Bowl Ring
(L)
vs
Becker-Parton
A Teo of Two Titties (Bronchtein) — 74.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Brady | QB | NE | 2.4 |
| RB | M. Forte | RB | CHI | 17.1 |
| RB | C. Ivory | RB | NYJ | 10.0 |
| WR | M. Crabtree | WR | SF | 4.3 |
| WR | A. Johnson | WR | HOU | 5.1 |
| TE | G. Olsen | TE | CAR | 3.0 |
| R/W/T | C. Johnson | RB | NYJ | 12.1 |
| K | P. Dawson | K | SF | 16.0 |
| DEF | Jets | DEF | 4.0 | |
| BN | A. Foster | RB | HOU | 6.1 |
| BN | H. Nicks | WR | IND | 1.2 |
| BN | B. Hartline | WR | MIA | 7.4 |
| BN | T. Austin | WR | LAR | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Williams | RB | NYG | 12.6 |
| BN | A. Hurns | WR | JAX | 6.8 |
Hauschka's Super Bowl Ring (
Becker-Parton) — 94.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Brees | QB | NO | 19.2 |
| RB | S. Vereen | RB | NE | 6.7 |
| RB | R. Bush | RB | DET | 6.5 |
| WR | C. Johnson | WR | DET | 1.2 |
| WR | K. Wright | WR | TEN | 3.5 |
| TE | L. Donnell | TE | NYG | 23.4 |
| R/W/T | F. Jackson | RB | BUF | 8.5 |
| K | N. Novak | K | LAC | 15.0 |
| DEF | Chargers | DEF | 10.0 | |
| BN | J. Cameron | TE | CLE | 0.0 |
| BN | C. Shorts | WR | JAX | 2.5 |
| BN | L. Fitzgerald | WR | ARI | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Randle | WR | NYG | 8.9 |
| BN | M. Evans | WR | TB | 12.5 |
| BN | J. Matthews | WR | PHI | 2.8 |
Week 5: A Teo of Two Titties 116.7 – 98.5 JJ aka Juggalo Jihad Twatt
(W)
vs
Ballard
A Teo of Two Titties (Bronchtein) — 116.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Smith | QB | KC | 7.9 |
| RB | M. Forte | RB | CHI | 20.6 |
| RB | C. Ivory | RB | NYJ | 4.4 |
| WR | M. Crabtree | WR | SF | 1.6 |
| WR | A. Johnson | WR | HOU | 5.8 |
| TE | G. Olsen | TE | CAR | 19.2 |
| R/W/T | A. Foster | RB | HOU | 29.2 |
| K | P. Dawson | K | SF | 20.0 |
| DEF | Texans | DEF | 8.0 | |
| BN | C. Johnson | RB | NYJ | 0.2 |
| BN | H. Nicks | WR | IND | 2.9 |
| BN | J. | K | erley | 2.4 |
| BN | T. Austin | WR | LAR | 3.3 |
| BN | A. Williams | RB | NYG | 14.3 |
| BN | A. Hurns | WR | JAX | 2.6 |
JJ aka Juggalo Jihad Twatt (
Ballard) — 98.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | P. Rivers | QB | LAC | 20.8 |
| RB | L. Bell | RB | PIT | 11.8 |
| RB | K. Robinson | RB | NO | 15.7 |
| WR | J. Nelson | WR | GB | 12.6 |
| WR | G. Jennings | WR | MIN | 3.1 |
| TE | J. Witten | TE | DAL | 5.9 |
| R/W/T | R. White | WR | ATL | 2.6 |
| K | S. Gostkowski | K | NE | 19.0 |
| DEF | Bears | DEF | 7.0 | |
| BN | D. McFadden | RB | LV | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Charles | RB | KC | 8.4 |
| BN | K. Britt | WR | LAR | 12.8 |
| BN | T. Gerhart | RB | JAX | 2.9 |
| BN | C. Clay | TE | MIA | 0.0 |
| BN | C. Newton | QB | CAR | 14.1 |
Week 6: A Teo of Two Titties 127.8 – 99.9 Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits
(W)
vs
Banys
A Teo of Two Titties (Bronchtein) — 127.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | B. Roethlisberger | QB | PIT | 10.8 |
| RB | M. Forte | RB | CHI | 27.7 |
| RB | C. Ivory | RB | NYJ | 2.1 |
| WR | M. Crabtree | WR | SF | 10.9 |
| WR | M. Sanu | WR | CIN | 18.0 |
| TE | G. Olsen | TE | CAR | 12.2 |
| R/W/T | A. Foster | RB | HOU | 26.1 |
| K | P. Dawson | K | SF | 9.0 |
| DEF | Patriots | DEF | 11.0 | |
| BN | C. Johnson | RB | NYJ | 1.1 |
| BN | H. Nicks | WR | IND | 1.8 |
| BN | J. | K | erley | 0.4 |
| BN | A. Johnson | WR | HOU | 13.9 |
| BN | A. Smith | QB | KC | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Williams | RB | NYG | 5.9 |
Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits (
Banys) — 99.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. | K | aepernick | 29.4 |
| RB | D. McFadden | RB | LV | 8.6 |
| RB | A. Morris | RB | WAS | 5.5 |
| WR | D. Bryant | WR | DAL | 6.3 |
| WR | K. Benjamin | WR | CAR | 10.9 |
| TE | M. Bennett | TE | CHI | 7.2 |
| R/W/T | V. Davis | TE | SF | 3.0 |
| K | C. Parkey | K | PHI | 9.0 |
| DEF | Eagles | DEF | 20.0 | |
| BN | R. Mathews | RB | LAC | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Ingram | RB | NO | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Boldin | WR | SF | 15.4 |
| BN | C. Michael | RB | SEA | 0.0 |
| BN | K. Davis | RB | KC | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Cooks | WR | NO | 0.0 |
Week 7: A Teo of Two Titties 88.4 – 109.8 for EmmanuelSanders foreverago
(L)
vs
Freundlich
A Teo of Two Titties (Bronchtein) — 88.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Smith | QB | KC | 15.7 |
| RB | M. Forte | RB | CHI | 22.9 |
| RB | A. Foster | RB | HOU | 15.5 |
| WR | M. Crabtree | WR | SF | 2.7 |
| WR | M. Sanu | WR | CIN | 5.4 |
| TE | G. Olsen | TE | CAR | 10.5 |
| R/W/T | A. Johnson | WR | HOU | 7.7 |
| K | P. Dawson | K | SF | 5.0 |
| DEF | Patriots | DEF | 3.0 | |
| BN | C. Johnson | RB | NYJ | 8.0 |
| BN | J. | K | erley | 2.9 |
| BN | A. Holmes | WR | LV | 3.4 |
| BN | B. Roethlisberger | QB | PIT | 16.9 |
| BN | C. Ivory | RB | NYJ | 18.5 |
| BN | A. Williams | RB | NYG | 5.1 |
for EmmanuelSanders foreverago (
Freundlich) — 109.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | R. Wilson | QB | SEA | 37.1 |
| RB | M. Lynch | RB | SEA | 7.1 |
| RB | G. Bernard | RB | CIN | 1.6 |
| WR | E. Sanders | WR | DEN | 10.1 |
| WR | G. Tate | WR | DET | 21.4 |
| TE | R. Gronkowski | TE | NE | 6.8 |
| R/W/T | S. Smith | WR | BAL | 6.7 |
| K | B. McManus | K | DEN | 6.0 |
| DEF | Ravens | DEF | 13.0 | |
| BN | J. Maclin | WR | PHI | 0.0 |
| BN | E. Manning | QB | NYG | 23.0 |
| BN | T. Richardson | RB | IND | 11.8 |
| BN | D. Adams | WR | GB | 8.1 |
| BN | O. Beckham | WR | NYG | 16.7 |
| BN | S. Johnson | RB | JAX | 7.6 |
Week 8: A Teo of Two Titties 130.0 – 95.8 Carlos Hyde Your Kids
(W)
vs
Waxman
A Teo of Two Titties (Bronchtein) — 130.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Smith | QB | KC | 11.3 |
| RB | M. Forte | RB | CHI | 24.8 |
| RB | A. Foster | RB | HOU | 35.3 |
| WR | A. Johnson | WR | HOU | 5.5 |
| WR | M. Sanu | WR | CIN | 15.2 |
| TE | G. Olsen | TE | CAR | 1.6 |
| R/W/T | C. Ivory | RB | NYJ | 16.3 |
| K | B. Walsh | K | MIN | 7.0 |
| DEF | Patriots | DEF | 13.0 | |
| BN | C. Johnson | RB | NYJ | 2.0 |
| BN | M. Crabtree | WR | SF | 0.0 |
| BN | J. | K | erley | 2.5 |
| BN | A. Holmes | WR | LV | 12.9 |
| BN | B. Roethlisberger | QB | PIT | 44.8 |
| BN | A. Williams | RB | NYG | 0.0 |
Carlos Hyde Your Kids (
Waxman) — 95.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. Palmer | QB | ARI | 21.2 |
| RB | D. Murray | RB | DAL | 20.1 |
| RB | L. Miller | RB | MIA | 9.9 |
| WR | P. Garcon | WR | WAS | 4.7 |
| WR | D. Thomas | WR | DEN | 10.5 |
| TE | J. Thomas | TE | DEN | 2.3 |
| R/W/T | J. Bell | RB | DET | 6.1 |
| K | A. Vinatieri | K | IND | 10.0 |
| DEF | Seahawks | DEF | 11.0 | |
| BN | M. Stafford | QB | DET | 18.9 |
| BN | B. Quick | WR | LAR | 1.0 |
| BN | R. Hillman | RB | DEN | 13.8 |
| BN | D. Hopkins | WR | HOU | 9.5 |
| BN | J. Randle | RB | DAL | 0.3 |
| BN | C. Hyde | RB | SF | 0.0 |
| RES | J. Gordon | WR | CLE | 0.0 |
Week 9: A Teo of Two Titties 77.3 – 53.4 A Negro's in Brooklyn
(W)
vs
Wood
A Teo of Two Titties (Bronchtein) — 77.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Smith | QB | KC | 16.0 |
| RB | A. Foster | RB | HOU | 17.9 |
| RB | C. Ivory | RB | NYJ | 2.2 |
| WR | A. Johnson | WR | HOU | 1.2 |
| WR | M. Sanu | WR | CIN | 16.4 |
| TE | G. Olsen | TE | CAR | 3.0 |
| R/W/T | A. Williams | RB | NYG | 10.6 |
| K | B. Walsh | K | MIN | 3.0 |
| DEF | Browns | DEF | 7.0 | |
| BN | M. Forte | RB | CHI | 0.0 |
| BN | C. Johnson | RB | NYJ | 10.1 |
| BN | M. Crabtree | WR | SF | 4.0 |
| BN | A. Holmes | WR | LV | 2.8 |
| BN | B. Roethlisberger | QB | PIT | 35.7 |
| BN | Patriots | DEF | 11.0 |
A Negro's in Brooklyn (
Wood) — 53.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | N. Foles | QB | PHI | 6.1 |
| RB | J. Stewart | RB | CAR | 4.6 |
| RB | D. Sproles | RB | PHI | 6.3 |
| WR | W. Welker | WR | DEN | 3.1 |
| WR | V. Jackson | WR | TB | 8.6 |
| TE | D. Allen | TE | IND | 10.8 |
| R/W/T | T. Williams | WR | DAL | 1.9 |
| K | J. Tucker | K | BAL | 5.0 |
| DEF | Chiefs | DEF | 7.0 | |
| BN | B. Hoyer | QB | CLE | 13.9 |
| BN | R. Helu | RB | WAS | 5.2 |
| BN | T. Smith | WR | BAL | 12.3 |
| BN | D. Hester | WR | ATL | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Martin | RB | TB | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Ball | RB | DEN | 0.0 |
Week 10: A Teo of Two Titties 67.5 – 56.4 Spiller I Barely Know Her
(W)
vs
Valenzuela
A Teo of Two Titties (Bronchtein) — 67.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | B. Roethlisberger | QB | PIT | 11.7 |
| RB | M. Forte | RB | CHI | 8.1 |
| RB | C. Ivory | RB | NYJ | 5.1 |
| WR | M. Crabtree | WR | SF | 6.2 |
| WR | M. Sanu | WR | CIN | 2.0 |
| TE | G. Olsen | TE | CAR | 11.9 |
| R/W/T | C. Johnson | RB | NYJ | 3.5 |
| K | M. Bryant | K | ATL | 13.0 |
| DEF | Dolphins | DEF | 6.0 | |
| BN | A. Foster | RB | HOU | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Holmes | WR | LV | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Johnson | WR | HOU | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Wheaton | WR | PIT | 4.1 |
| BN | A. Williams | RB | NYG | 9.8 |
| BN | A. Blue | RB | HOU | 0.0 |
Spiller I Barely Know Her (
Valenzuela) — 56.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Cutler | QB | CHI | 6.9 |
| RB | L. McCoy | RB | PHI | 7.7 |
| RB | A. Ellington | RB | ARI | 10.2 |
| WR | P. Harvin | WR | NYJ | 5.6 |
| WR | A. Brown | WR | PIT | 3.4 |
| TE | T. | K | elce | 1.9 |
| R/W/T | S. Watkins | WR | BUF | 2.7 |
| K | D. Bailey | K | DAL | 9.0 |
| DEF | Bills | DEF | 9.0 | |
| BN | D. McFadden | RB | LV | 3.6 |
| BN | J. Edelman | WR | NE | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Wayne | WR | IND | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Gates | TE | LAC | 0.0 |
| BN | P. Rivers | QB | LAC | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Luck | QB | IND | 0.0 |
Week 11: A Teo of Two Titties 89.3 – 53.9 De More DeMaryius
(W)
vs
Baumann
A Teo of Two Titties (Bronchtein) — 89.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | B. Roethlisberger | QB | PIT | 9.5 |
| RB | M. Forte | RB | CHI | 17.5 |
| RB | A. Blue | RB | HOU | 15.6 |
| WR | M. Sanu | WR | CIN | 2.3 |
| WR | J. Matthews | WR | PHI | 16.7 |
| TE | G. Olsen | TE | CAR | 6.1 |
| R/W/T | A. Williams | RB | NYG | 0.6 |
| K | M. Bryant | K | ATL | 13.0 |
| DEF | Dolphins | DEF | 8.0 | |
| BN | C. Johnson | RB | NYJ | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Crabtree | WR | SF | 14.5 |
| BN | A. Foster | RB | HOU | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Johnson | WR | HOU | 6.8 |
| BN | C. Ivory | RB | NYJ | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Wheaton | WR | PIT | 0.6 |
De More DeMaryius (
Baumann) — 53.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Brady | QB | NE | 12.1 |
| RB | R. Jennings | RB | NYG | 6.7 |
| RB | A. Bradshaw | RB | IND | 1.1 |
| WR | A. Green | WR | CIN | 18.7 |
| WR | K. Allen | WR | LAC | 6.3 |
| TE | J. Graham | TE | NO | 2.9 |
| R/W/T | B. Tate | RB | PIT | -0.9 |
| K | C. Catanzaro | K | ARI | 2.0 |
| DEF | Lions | DEF | 5.0 | |
| BN | J. Forsett | RB | BAL | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Sanchez | QB | PHI | 11.8 |
| BN | J. Jones | WR | LV | 3.5 |
| BN | M. Floyd | WR | ARI | 17.4 |
| BN | R. Griffin | QB | WAS | 10.4 |
| BN | T. Mason | RB | LAR | 11.4 |
Week 12: A Teo of Two Titties 59.1 – 91.1 Ebrony Threesome
(L)
vs
Wright
A Teo of Two Titties (Bronchtein) — 59.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Dalton | QB | CIN | 10.9 |
| RB | M. Forte | RB | CHI | 23.2 |
| RB | C. Ivory | RB | NYJ | 3.8 |
| WR | M. Crabtree | WR | SF | 5.8 |
| WR | J. Matthews | WR | PHI | 7.7 |
| TE | O. Daniels | TE | BAL | 0.7 |
| R/W/T | A. Foster | RB | HOU | 0.0 |
| K | M. Bryant | K | ATL | 8.0 |
| DEF | Dolphins | DEF | -1.0 | |
| BN | C. Johnson | RB | NYJ | 6.2 |
| BN | G. Olsen | TE | CAR | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Roethlisberger | QB | PIT | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Sanu | WR | CIN | 10.9 |
| BN | A. Williams | RB | NYG | 10.7 |
| BN | A. Blue | RB | HOU | 6.6 |
Ebrony Threesome (
Wright) — 91.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Brees | QB | NO | 27.3 |
| RB | J. McKinnon | RB | MIN | 6.3 |
| RB | I. Crowell | RB | CLE | 20.8 |
| WR | D. Jackson | WR | WAS | 3.9 |
| WR | A. Jeffery | WR | CHI | 8.2 |
| TE | N. Paul | TE | WAS | 1.1 |
| R/W/T | M. Wallace | WR | MIA | 9.5 |
| K | S. Hauschka | K | SEA | 15.0 |
| DEF | Broncos | DEF | -1.0 | |
| BN | L. Blount | RB | NE | 19.8 |
| BN | S. Jackson | RB | ATL | 11.1 |
| BN | T. West | RB | CLE | 7.1 |
| BN | B. Sankey | RB | TEN | 3.1 |
| BN | C. Sims | RB | TB | 3.3 |
| BN | B. Oliver | RB | LAC | 4.0 |
| RES | A. Peterson | RB | MIN | 0.0 |
Week 13: A Teo of Two Titties 98.0 – 88.9 Hauschka's Super Bowl Ring
(W)
vs
Becker-Parton
A Teo of Two Titties (Bronchtein) — 98.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | B. Roethlisberger | QB | PIT | 24.2 |
| RB | M. Forte | RB | CHI | 5.8 |
| RB | A. Foster | RB | HOU | 16.5 |
| WR | M. Sanu | WR | CIN | 3.3 |
| WR | J. Matthews | WR | PHI | 11.1 |
| TE | G. Olsen | TE | CAR | 5.9 |
| R/W/T | C. Ivory | RB | NYJ | 6.2 |
| K | M. Bryant | K | ATL | 17.0 |
| DEF | Dolphins | DEF | 8.0 | |
| BN | C. Johnson | RB | NYJ | 10.5 |
| BN | M. Crabtree | WR | SF | 1.0 |
| BN | A. Dalton | QB | CIN | 8.7 |
| BN | O. Daniels | TE | BAL | 3.0 |
| BN | A. Williams | RB | NYG | 3.7 |
| BN | A. Blue | RB | HOU | 0.6 |
Hauschka's Super Bowl Ring (
Becker-Parton) — 88.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Rodgers | QB | GB | 24.9 |
| RB | S. Vereen | RB | NE | 3.2 |
| RB | F. Jackson | RB | BUF | 9.7 |
| WR | C. Johnson | WR | DET | 26.6 |
| WR | J. Brown | WR | ARI | 4.0 |
| TE | T. | K | elce | 3.6 |
| R/W/T | M. Evans | WR | TB | 4.9 |
| K | S. Graham | K | NO | 5.0 |
| DEF | Bengals | DEF | 7.0 | |
| BN | L. Fitzgerald | WR | ARI | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Bush | RB | DET | 0.0 |
| BN | K. Wright | WR | TEN | 19.2 |
| BN | R. Randle | WR | NYG | 5.2 |
| BN | L. Donnell | TE | NYG | 3.5 |
| BN | T. Riddick | RB | DET | 5.4 |
Week 14: A Teo of Two Titties 98.5 – 104.7 for EmmanuelSanders foreverago
(L)
vs
Freundlich PLAYOFF
A Teo of Two Titties (Bronchtein) — 98.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | B. Roethlisberger | QB | PIT | 27.9 |
| RB | M. Forte | RB | CHI | 16.0 |
| RB | A. Foster | RB | HOU | 20.8 |
| WR | M. Sanu | WR | CIN | 1.6 |
| WR | J. Matthews | WR | PHI | 2.3 |
| TE | G. Olsen | TE | CAR | 13.2 |
| R/W/T | C. Ivory | RB | NYJ | 5.7 |
| K | M. Bryant | K | ATL | 9.0 |
| DEF | Dolphins | DEF | 2.0 | |
| BN | C. Johnson | RB | NYJ | 6.6 |
| BN | M. Crabtree | WR | SF | 5.6 |
| BN | A. Dalton | QB | CIN | 26.3 |
| BN | O. Daniels | TE | BAL | 2.7 |
| BN | A. Williams | RB | NYG | 20.7 |
| BN | A. Blue | RB | HOU | 7.5 |
for EmmanuelSanders foreverago (
Freundlich) — 104.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | R. Wilson | QB | SEA | 29.3 |
| RB | M. Lynch | RB | SEA | 15.3 |
| RB | G. Bernard | RB | CIN | 3.6 |
| WR | E. Sanders | WR | DEN | 6.9 |
| WR | G. Tate | WR | DET | 5.0 |
| TE | R. Gronkowski | TE | NE | 14.7 |
| R/W/T | O. Beckham | WR | NYG | 19.9 |
| K | P. Dawson | K | SF | 9.0 |
| DEF | 49ers | DEF | 1.0 | |
| BN | J. Maclin | WR | PHI | 8.1 |
| BN | S. Smith | WR | BAL | 13.0 |
| BN | P. Thomas | RB | NO | 5.2 |
| BN | T. Richardson | RB | IND | 3.0 |
| BN | J. Landry | WR | MIA | 5.5 |
| BN | Patriots | DEF | 10.0 |
Week 16: A Teo of Two Titties 76.8 – 89.7 Carlos Hyde Your Kids
(L)
vs
Waxman PLAYOFF
A Teo of Two Titties (Bronchtein) — 76.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | B. Roethlisberger | QB | PIT | 12.4 |
| RB | M. Forte | RB | CHI | 15.5 |
| RB | A. Foster | RB | HOU | 16.1 |
| WR | M. Sanu | WR | CIN | 1.6 |
| WR | J. Matthews | WR | PHI | 5.8 |
| TE | G. Olsen | TE | CAR | 2.1 |
| R/W/T | C. Ivory | RB | NYJ | 5.3 |
| K | M. Bryant | K | ATL | 14.0 |
| DEF | Dolphins | DEF | 4.0 | |
| BN | C. Johnson | RB | NYJ | 3.3 |
| BN | M. Crabtree | WR | SF | 0.5 |
| BN | A. Dalton | QB | CIN | 13.3 |
| BN | O. Daniels | TE | BAL | 0.7 |
| BN | A. Williams | RB | NYG | 11.0 |
| BN | A. Blue | RB | HOU | 0.6 |
Carlos Hyde Your Kids (
Waxman) — 89.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Stafford | QB | DET | 3.9 |
| RB | J. Bell | RB | DET | 14.7 |
| RB | L. Miller | RB | MIA | 21.0 |
| WR | D. Thomas | WR | DEN | 11.5 |
| WR | J. Gordon | WR | CLE | 4.5 |
| TE | J. Thomas | TE | DEN | 3.3 |
| R/W/T | D. Murray | RB | DAL | 11.8 |
| K | D. Bailey | K | DAL | 6.0 |
| DEF | Seahawks | DEF | 13.0 | |
| BN | J. Cameron | TE | CLE | 14.8 |
| BN | E. Manning | QB | NYG | 27.3 |
| BN | D. Hopkins | WR | HOU | 3.8 |
| BN | J. Randle | RB | DAL | 2.4 |
| BN | C. Hyde | RB | SF | 0.0 |
| BN | Colts | DEF | -1.0 |