Baumann — 2012
Steve's Breaston Largements · Record: 7-6 ยท PPG: 99.4 · 13 reg season + 2 playoff weeks
Week 1: Steve's Breaston Largements 86.7 – 90.9 Hauschka's Missed Field Goals
(L)
vs
Becker-Parton
Steve's Breaston Largements (Baumann) — 86.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Brees | QB | NO | 21.6 |
| RB | S. Jackson | RB | LAR | 8.4 |
| RB | F. Jackson | RB | BUF | 1.5 |
| WR | D. Thomas | WR | DEN | 17.0 |
| WR | G. Little | WR | CLE | 0.0 |
| WR | A. Johnson | WR | HOU | 17.9 |
| TE | T. Gonzalez | TE | ATL | 11.3 |
| K | M. Prater | K | DEN | 5.0 |
| DEF | Steelers | DEF | 4.0 | |
| BN | S. Greene | RB | NYJ | 15.4 |
| BN | C. Benson | RB | GB | 1.8 |
| BN | R. Bush | RB | MIA | 11.5 |
| BN | K. Smith | RB | DET | 21.1 |
| BN | M. Williams | WR | TB | 7.2 |
| BN | T. Richardson | RB | CLE | 4.4 |
Hauschka's Missed Field Goals (
Becker-Parton) — 90.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Ryan | QB | ATL | 32.5 |
| RB | P. Hillis | RB | KC | 2.4 |
| RB | L. McCoy | RB | PHI | 11.6 |
| WR | A. Green | WR | CIN | 7.0 |
| WR | L. Fitzgerald | WR | ARI | 6.3 |
| WR | A. Brown | WR | PIT | 7.8 |
| TE | A. Gates | TE | LAC | 4.3 |
| K | D. Akers | K | SF | 14.0 |
| DEF | 49ers | DEF | 5.0 | |
| BN | R. Mathews | RB | LAC | 0.0 |
| BN | C. Spiller | RB | BUF | 23.4 |
| BN | J. Locker | QB | TEN | 10.3 |
| BN | T. Young | WR | DET | 2.5 |
| BN | R. Williams | RB | ARI | 0.6 |
| BN | S. Rice | WR | SEA | 9.6 |
Week 2: Steve's Breaston Largements 108.1 – 52.4 Weak Left Nut
(W)
vs
Norberg
Steve's Breaston Largements (Baumann) — 108.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Brees | QB | NO | 19.0 |
| RB | S. Jackson | RB | LAR | 5.8 |
| RB | R. Bush | RB | MIA | 31.7 |
| WR | D. Thomas | WR | DEN | 13.8 |
| WR | G. Little | WR | CLE | 11.7 |
| WR | A. Johnson | WR | HOU | 2.1 |
| TE | T. Gonzalez | TE | ATL | 13.0 |
| K | M. Prater | K | DEN | 3.0 |
| DEF | Steelers | DEF | 8.0 | |
| BN | S. Greene | RB | NYJ | 2.3 |
| BN | C. Benson | RB | GB | 11.6 |
| BN | F. Jackson | RB | BUF | 0.0 |
| BN | K. Smith | RB | DET | 7.0 |
| BN | M. Williams | WR | TB | 11.9 |
| BN | T. Richardson | RB | CLE | 26.5 |
Weak Left Nut (
Norberg) — 52.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Stafford | QB | DET | 12.2 |
| RB | A. Bradshaw | RB | NYG | 1.6 |
| RB | M. Bush | RB | CHI | 5.4 |
| WR | P. Garcon | WR | WAS | 0.0 |
| WR | A. Boldin | WR | BAL | 0.7 |
| WR | B. Lloyd | WR | NE | 6.0 |
| TE | R. Gronkowski | TE | NE | 13.5 |
| K | B. Cundiff | K | SF | 4.0 |
| DEF | Bears | DEF | 9.0 | |
| BN | M. Manningham | WR | SF | 5.7 |
| BN | J. Freeman | QB | TB | 13.7 |
| BN | B. Wells | RB | ARI | 6.8 |
| BN | B. Tate | RB | HOU | 21.7 |
| BN | L. Robinson | WR | JAX | 4.9 |
| BN | M. Colston | WR | NO | 4.9 |
Week 3: Steve's Breaston Largements 78.2 – 102.9 RG3PO
(L)
vs
Ballard
Steve's Breaston Largements (Baumann) — 78.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Brees | QB | NO | 19.5 |
| RB | R. Bush | RB | MIA | 6.2 |
| RB | T. Richardson | RB | CLE | 11.1 |
| WR | B. LaFell | WR | CAR | 2.7 |
| WR | D. Thomas | WR | DEN | 1.4 |
| WR | A. Johnson | WR | HOU | 13.2 |
| TE | T. Gonzalez | TE | ATL | 15.1 |
| K | J. Tucker | K | BAL | 7.0 |
| DEF | Steelers | DEF | 2.0 | |
| BN | D. Avery | WR | IND | 2.8 |
| BN | S. Greene | RB | NYJ | 4.9 |
| BN | G. Little | WR | CLE | 1.7 |
| BN | S. Jackson | RB | LAR | 3.4 |
| BN | C. Benson | RB | GB | 12.4 |
| BN | F. Jackson | RB | BUF | 0.0 |
RG3PO (
Ballard) — 102.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | R. Griffin III | QB | WAS | 25.3 |
| RB | M. Lynch | RB | SEA | 9.9 |
| RB | M. Jones-Drew | RB | JAX | 25.3 |
| WR | S. Johnson | WR | BUF | 12.1 |
| WR | D. Bowe | WR | KC | 7.9 |
| WR | B. Marshall | WR | CHI | 7.1 |
| TE | V. Davis | TE | SF | 11.3 |
| K | P. Dawson | K | CLE | 2.0 |
| DEF | Packers | DEF | 2.0 | |
| BN | M. Crabtree | WR | SF | 4.0 |
| BN | B. Pettigrew | TE | DET | 4.1 |
| BN | D. Heyward-Bey | WR | LV | 7.4 |
| BN | C. Newton | QB | CAR | 10.3 |
| BN | D. Williams | RB | CAR | 7.3 |
| BN | J. Jones | WR | GB | 5.5 |
Week 4: Steve's Breaston Largements 87.6 – 98.2 Virgins with AIDS
(L)
vs
Foote
Steve's Breaston Largements (Baumann) — 87.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Brees | QB | NO | 29.8 |
| RB | R. Bush | RB | MIA | 6.7 |
| RB | T. Richardson | RB | CLE | 16.4 |
| WR | D. Thomas | WR | DEN | 8.3 |
| WR | A. Johnson | WR | HOU | 5.6 |
| WR | L. Moore | WR | NO | 6.7 |
| TE | T. Gonzalez | TE | ATL | 5.1 |
| K | J. Tucker | K | BAL | 5.0 |
| DEF | Falcons | DEF | 4.0 | |
| BN | S. Greene | RB | NYJ | 3.4 |
| BN | B. LaFell | WR | CAR | 0.0 |
| BN | G. Little | WR | CLE | 7.5 |
| BN | S. Jackson | RB | LAR | 6.7 |
| BN | C. Benson | RB | GB | 10.6 |
| BN | F. Jackson | RB | BUF | 5.9 |
Virgins with AIDS (
Foote) — 98.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Brady | QB | NE | 32.0 |
| RB | D. Murray | RB | DAL | 8.1 |
| RB | F. Gore | RB | SF | 13.5 |
| WR | J. Nelson | WR | GB | 15.3 |
| WR | D. Amendola | WR | LAR | 12.1 |
| WR | J. Jones | WR | ATL | 3.0 |
| TE | M. Bennett | TE | NYG | 0.2 |
| K | G. Hartley | K | NO | 9.0 |
| DEF | Seahawks | DEF | 5.0 | |
| BN | J. Finley | TE | GB | 5.4 |
| BN | J. Maclin | WR | PHI | 0.7 |
| BN | D. Moore | WR | LV | 7.1 |
| BN | S. Ridley | RB | NE | 22.6 |
| BN | R. Williams | RB | ARI | 2.6 |
| BN | A. Jeffery | WR | CHI | 3.2 |
Week 5: Steve's Breaston Largements 121.8 – 77.6 JonBenet Ramses Barden
(W)
vs
Freundlich
Steve's Breaston Largements (Baumann) — 121.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Vick | QB | PHI | 12.6 |
| RB | A. Foster | RB | HOU | 22.8 |
| RB | T. Richardson | RB | CLE | 18.8 |
| WR | D. Thomas | WR | DEN | 16.0 |
| WR | A. Johnson | WR | HOU | 1.5 |
| WR | M. Floyd | WR | LAC | 10.8 |
| TE | T. Gonzalez | TE | ATL | 18.3 |
| K | S. Hauschka | K | SEA | 10.0 |
| DEF | Falcons | DEF | 11.0 | |
| BN | S. Greene | RB | NYJ | 4.5 |
| BN | T. Tebow | QB | NYJ | 1.9 |
| BN | S. Jackson | RB | LAR | 7.6 |
| BN | L. Moore | WR | NO | 0.0 |
| BN | C. Benson | RB | GB | 4.1 |
| BN | F. Jackson | RB | BUF | 3.4 |
JonBenet Ramses Barden (
Freundlich) — 77.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | P. Manning | QB | DEN | 24.4 |
| RB | R. Rice | RB | BAL | 11.8 |
| RB | D. Sproles | RB | NO | 3.7 |
| WR | D. Jackson | WR | PHI | 5.8 |
| WR | T. Smith | WR | BAL | 3.8 |
| WR | M. Wallace | WR | PIT | 1.7 |
| TE | J. Graham | TE | NO | 0.4 |
| K | L. Tynes | K | NYG | 11.0 |
| DEF | Ravens | DEF | 15.0 | |
| BN | J. Stewart | RB | CAR | 3.1 |
| BN | H. Nicks | WR | NYG | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Roethlisberger | QB | PIT | 14.2 |
| BN | R. Fitzpatrick | QB | BUF | 3.1 |
| BN | A. Brown | RB | NYG | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Williams | WR | TB | 0.0 |
Week 6: Steve's Breaston Largements 94.2 – 73.5 Colt McCoy and the 45's
(W)
vs
Wright
Steve's Breaston Largements (Baumann) — 94.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Vick | QB | PHI | 22.3 |
| RB | A. Foster | RB | HOU | 16.1 |
| RB | T. Richardson | RB | CLE | 5.4 |
| WR | D. Thomas | WR | DEN | 9.7 |
| WR | A. Johnson | WR | HOU | 7.5 |
| WR | M. Floyd | WR | LAC | 6.0 |
| TE | T. Gonzalez | TE | ATL | 4.2 |
| K | J. Tucker | K | BAL | 7.0 |
| DEF | Falcons | DEF | 16.0 | |
| BN | S. Greene | RB | NYJ | 34.1 |
| BN | T. Tebow | QB | NYJ | 1.6 |
| BN | S. Jackson | RB | LAR | 10.0 |
| BN | L. Moore | WR | NO | 0.0 |
| BN | C. Benson | RB | GB | 0.0 |
| BN | F. Jackson | RB | BUF | 12.3 |
Colt McCoy and the 45's (
Wright) — 73.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. Palmer | QB | LV | 14.1 |
| RB | R. Mendenhall | RB | PIT | 1.7 |
| RB | R. Bush | RB | MIA | 6.1 |
| WR | P. Harvin | WR | MIN | 13.4 |
| WR | R. Wayne | WR | IND | 6.7 |
| WR | R. White | WR | ATL | 13.2 |
| TE | D. Pitta | TE | BAL | 3.3 |
| K | M. Bryant | K | ATL | 13.0 |
| DEF | Vikings | DEF | 2.0 | |
| BN | F. Davis | TE | WAS | 4.6 |
| BN | B. Green-Ellis | RB | CIN | 7.0 |
| BN | R. Cobb | WR | GB | 10.2 |
| BN | G. Jennings | WR | GB | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Brees | QB | NO | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Martin | RB | TB | 13.1 |
Week 7: Steve's Breaston Largements 65.4 – 94.7 Hasselbeck Mountain
(L)
vs
Banys
Steve's Breaston Largements (Baumann) — 65.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Dalton | QB | CIN | 6.1 |
| RB | A. Foster | RB | HOU | 22.3 |
| RB | T. Richardson | RB | CLE | 1.9 |
| WR | A. Johnson | WR | HOU | 8.6 |
| WR | L. Moore | WR | NO | 12.1 |
| WR | K. Wright | WR | TEN | 1.9 |
| TE | S. Chandler | TE | BUF | 1.5 |
| K | J. Tucker | K | BAL | 11.0 |
| DEF | --empty-- | DEF | 0.0 | |
| BN | S. Greene | RB | NYJ | 14.8 |
| BN | D. Thomas | WR | DEN | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Gonzalez | TE | ATL | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Vick | QB | PHI | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Floyd | WR | LAC | 0.0 |
| BN | S. Jackson | RB | LAR | 11.7 |
| BN | F. Jackson | RB | BUF | 18.0 |
Hasselbeck Mountain (
Banys) — 94.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Rodgers | QB | GB | 25.7 |
| RB | A. Peterson | RB | MIN | 21.9 |
| RB | A. Brown | RB | NYG | 9.4 |
| WR | D. Bryant | WR | DAL | 1.4 |
| WR | A. Roberts | WR | ARI | 16.3 |
| WR | W. Welker | WR | NE | 6.6 |
| TE | J. Witten | TE | DAL | 4.4 |
| K | J. Hanson | K | DET | 1.0 |
| DEF | Cardinals | DEF | 8.0 | |
| BN | W. McGahee | RB | DEN | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Turner | RB | ATL | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Brown | RB | IND | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Blackmon | WR | JAX | 0.7 |
| BN | S. Hill | WR | NYJ | 5.5 |
| BN | Falcons | DEF | 0.0 |
Week 8: Steve's Breaston Largements 95.2 – 64.3 CHROMED OUT PENIS
(W)
vs
Valenzuela
Steve's Breaston Largements (Baumann) — 95.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Vick | QB | PHI | 15.8 |
| RB | S. Greene | RB | NYJ | 10.6 |
| RB | T. Richardson | RB | CLE | 19.4 |
| WR | D. Thomas | WR | DEN | 19.7 |
| WR | M. Floyd | WR | LAC | 4.3 |
| WR | L. Moore | WR | NO | 2.5 |
| TE | T. Gonzalez | TE | ATL | 2.9 |
| K | S. Janikowski | K | LV | 14.0 |
| DEF | Chargers | DEF | 6.0 | |
| BN | A. Foster | RB | HOU | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Dalton | QB | CIN | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Johnson | WR | HOU | 0.0 |
| BN | S. Jackson | RB | LAR | 4.5 |
| BN | F. Jackson | RB | BUF | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Tucker | K | BAL | 0.0 |
CHROMED OUT PENIS (
Valenzuela) — 64.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | E. Manning | QB | NYG | 6.0 |
| RB | D. McFadden | RB | LV | 13.7 |
| RB | J. Charles | RB | KC | 1.0 |
| WR | C. Johnson | WR | DET | 4.6 |
| WR | M. Austin | WR | DAL | 13.3 |
| WR | V. Jackson | WR | TB | 4.0 |
| TE | K. Rudolph | TE | MIN | 1.7 |
| K | S. Gostkowski | K | NE | 9.0 |
| DEF | Packers | DEF | 11.0 | |
| BN | J. Flacco | QB | BAL | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Romo | QB | DAL | 19.5 |
| BN | N. Washington | WR | TEN | 6.9 |
| BN | A. Hawkins | WR | CIN | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Morris | RB | WAS | 5.9 |
| BN | Texans | DEF | 0.0 |
Week 9: Steve's Breaston Largements 113.8 – 124.6 Cromartie Paternity Project
(L)
vs
Bronchtein
Steve's Breaston Largements (Baumann) — 113.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Vick | QB | PHI | 18.2 |
| RB | A. Foster | RB | HOU | 17.1 |
| RB | T. Richardson | RB | CLE | 13.6 |
| WR | D. Thomas | WR | DEN | 7.7 |
| WR | A. Johnson | WR | HOU | 11.8 |
| WR | M. Floyd | WR | LAC | 10.8 |
| TE | T. Gonzalez | TE | ATL | 3.6 |
| K | S. Janikowski | K | LV | 6.0 |
| DEF | Chargers | DEF | 25.0 | |
| BN | S. Greene | RB | NYJ | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Dwyer | RB | PIT | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Dalton | QB | CIN | 15.6 |
| BN | S. Jackson | RB | LAR | 0.0 |
| BN | L. Moore | WR | NO | 6.1 |
| BN | F. Jackson | RB | BUF | 3.5 |
Cromartie Paternity Project (
Bronchtein) — 124.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Luck | QB | IND | 25.8 |
| RB | M. Forte | RB | CHI | 20.8 |
| RB | C. Johnson | RB | TEN | 17.1 |
| WR | E. Decker | WR | DEN | 21.9 |
| WR | S. Smith | WR | CAR | 10.1 |
| WR | V. Cruz | WR | NYG | 6.7 |
| TE | O. Daniels | TE | HOU | 12.2 |
| K | B. Walsh | K | MIN | 10.0 |
| DEF | Vikings | DEF | 0.0 | |
| BN | K. Britt | WR | TEN | 6.7 |
| BN | L. Blount | RB | TB | 0.5 |
| BN | T. Gerhart | RB | MIN | 1.7 |
| BN | A. Hernandez | TE | NE | 0.0 |
| BN | P. Rivers | QB | LAC | 14.6 |
| BN | Jets | DEF | 0.0 |
Week 10: Steve's Breaston Largements 101.0 – 111.4 Hauschka's Missed Field Goals
(L)
vs
Becker-Parton
Steve's Breaston Largements (Baumann) — 101.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Vick | QB | PHI | 7.5 |
| RB | A. Foster | RB | HOU | 17.7 |
| RB | S. Greene | RB | NYJ | 6.3 |
| WR | D. Thomas | WR | DEN | 13.5 |
| WR | A. Johnson | WR | HOU | 3.5 |
| WR | M. Floyd | WR | LAC | 12.3 |
| TE | T. Gonzalez | TE | ATL | 24.2 |
| K | S. Janikowski | K | LV | 8.0 |
| DEF | Patriots | DEF | 8.0 | |
| BN | J. Dwyer | RB | PIT | 6.0 |
| BN | C. Palmer | QB | LV | 18.7 |
| BN | S. Jackson | RB | LAR | 18.7 |
| BN | L. Moore | WR | NO | 9.1 |
| BN | F. Jackson | RB | BUF | 21.5 |
| BN | T. Richardson | RB | CLE | 0.0 |
Hauschka's Missed Field Goals (
Becker-Parton) — 111.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Ryan | QB | ATL | 26.6 |
| RB | L. McCoy | RB | PHI | 10.2 |
| RB | C. Spiller | RB | BUF | 13.1 |
| WR | B. Hartline | WR | MIA | 7.9 |
| WR | A. Green | WR | CIN | 14.5 |
| WR | S. Rice | WR | SEA | 17.4 |
| TE | A. Gates | TE | LAC | 11.7 |
| K | D. Akers | K | SF | 6.0 |
| DEF | 49ers | DEF | 4.0 | |
| BN | J. Cook | TE | TEN | 8.6 |
| BN | R. Mathews | RB | LAC | 7.6 |
| BN | M. Leshoure | RB | DET | 4.8 |
| BN | L. Fitzgerald | WR | ARI | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Brown | WR | PIT | 0.0 |
| BN | Dolphins | DEF | 0.0 |
Week 11: Steve's Breaston Largements 121.7 – 77.6 Weak Left Nut
(W)
vs
Norberg
Steve's Breaston Largements (Baumann) — 121.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. Palmer | QB | LV | 16.7 |
| RB | A. Foster | RB | HOU | 8.5 |
| RB | T. Richardson | RB | CLE | 14.4 |
| WR | D. Thomas | WR | DEN | 10.2 |
| WR | A. Johnson | WR | HOU | 33.3 |
| WR | L. Moore | WR | NO | 17.3 |
| TE | T. Gonzalez | TE | ATL | 3.3 |
| K | S. Janikowski | K | LV | 5.0 |
| DEF | Bengals | DEF | 13.0 | |
| BN | S. Greene | RB | NYJ | 6.4 |
| BN | J. Dwyer | RB | PIT | 8.1 |
| BN | M. Vick | QB | PHI | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Floyd | WR | LAC | 6.7 |
| BN | S. Jackson | RB | LAR | 8.6 |
| BN | F. Jackson | RB | BUF | 0.0 |
Weak Left Nut (
Norberg) — 77.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Freeman | QB | TB | 22.6 |
| RB | A. Bradshaw | RB | NYG | 0.0 |
| RB | I. Redman | RB | PIT | 0.5 |
| WR | G. Tate | WR | SEA | 0.0 |
| WR | M. Colston | WR | NO | 6.9 |
| WR | A. Boldin | WR | BAL | 7.9 |
| TE | R. Gronkowski | TE | NE | 25.7 |
| K | M. Bryant | K | ATL | 13.0 |
| DEF | Bears | DEF | 1.0 | |
| BN | M. Manningham | WR | SF | 4.5 |
| BN | M. Bennett | TE | NYG | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Woodhead | RB | NE | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Stafford | QB | DET | 9.8 |
| BN | B. Tate | RB | HOU | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Smith | QB | SF | 0.0 |
Week 12: Steve's Breaston Largements 112.1 – 91.2 RG3PO
(W)
vs
Ballard
Steve's Breaston Largements (Baumann) — 112.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. | K | aepernick | 19.9 |
| RB | A. Foster | RB | HOU | 23.7 |
| RB | T. Richardson | RB | CLE | 17.2 |
| WR | D. Thomas | WR | DEN | 14.2 |
| WR | A. Johnson | WR | HOU | 18.8 |
| WR | L. Moore | WR | NO | 6.1 |
| TE | T. Gonzalez | TE | ATL | 6.2 |
| K | S. Janikowski | K | LV | 6.0 |
| DEF | --empty-- | DEF | 0.0 | |
| BN | S. Greene | RB | NYJ | 6.0 |
| BN | M. Vick | QB | PHI | 0.0 |
| BN | C. Palmer | QB | LV | 5.8 |
| BN | M. Floyd | WR | LAC | 12.5 |
| BN | S. Jackson | RB | LAR | 13.9 |
| BN | F. Jackson | RB | BUF | 2.4 |
| BN | Patriots | DEF | 25.0 |
RG3PO (
Ballard) — 91.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | R. Griffin III | QB | WAS | 29.1 |
| RB | J. Stewart | RB | CAR | 3.6 |
| RB | D. Martin | RB | TB | 18.3 |
| WR | D. Bowe | WR | KC | 4.1 |
| WR | B. Marshall | WR | CHI | 9.2 |
| WR | M. Williams | WR | TB | 3.9 |
| TE | V. Davis | TE | SF | 0.0 |
| K | J. Tucker | K | BAL | 10.0 |
| DEF | Steelers | DEF | 13.0 | |
| BN | S. Johnson | WR | BUF | 10.6 |
| BN | B. Pettigrew | TE | DET | 5.4 |
| BN | C. Newton | QB | CAR | 37.4 |
| BN | M. Lynch | RB | SEA | 4.7 |
| BN | J. Jones | WR | GB | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Gordon | WR | CLE | 6.0 |
Week 13: Steve's Breaston Largements 106.1 – 58.8 Virgins with AIDS
(W)
vs
Foote
Steve's Breaston Largements (Baumann) — 106.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. | K | aepernick | 14.7 |
| RB | A. Foster | RB | HOU | 11.3 |
| RB | T. Richardson | RB | CLE | 15.5 |
| WR | D. Thomas | WR | DEN | 21.9 |
| WR | A. Johnson | WR | HOU | 5.6 |
| WR | L. Moore | WR | NO | 12.3 |
| TE | T. Gonzalez | TE | ATL | 11.8 |
| K | S. Janikowski | K | LV | 7.0 |
| DEF | Patriots | DEF | 6.0 | |
| BN | S. Greene | RB | NYJ | 10.4 |
| BN | M. Vick | QB | PHI | 0.0 |
| BN | C. Palmer | QB | LV | 20.3 |
| BN | M. Floyd | WR | LAC | 6.1 |
| BN | S. Jackson | RB | LAR | 11.7 |
| BN | F. Jackson | RB | BUF | 11.9 |
Virgins with AIDS (
Foote) — 58.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Brady | QB | NE | 11.4 |
| RB | S. Ridley | RB | NE | 13.1 |
| RB | F. Gore | RB | SF | 11.8 |
| WR | J. Nelson | WR | GB | 1.0 |
| WR | J. Jones | WR | ATL | 4.8 |
| WR | S. Moss | WR | WAS | 0.0 |
| TE | G. Olsen | TE | CAR | 10.7 |
| K | R. Gould | K | CHI | 5.0 |
| DEF | Seahawks | DEF | 1.0 | |
| BN | F. Jones | RB | DAL | 2.6 |
| BN | J. Maclin | WR | PHI | 3.8 |
| BN | D. Murray | RB | DAL | 16.2 |
| BN | D. Moore | WR | LV | 3.1 |
| BN | H. Miller | TE | PIT | 15.7 |
| BN | Dolphins | DEF | 6.0 |
Week 14: Steve's Breaston Largements 82.8 – 84.1 Colt McCoy and the 45's
(L)
vs
Wright PLAYOFF
Steve's Breaston Largements (Baumann) — 82.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. | K | aepernick | 18.7 |
| RB | A. Foster | RB | HOU | 14.5 |
| RB | T. Richardson | RB | CLE | 17.1 |
| WR | D. Thomas | WR | DEN | 8.3 |
| WR | A. Johnson | WR | HOU | 9.5 |
| WR | L. Moore | WR | NO | 2.6 |
| TE | T. Gonzalez | TE | ATL | 6.1 |
| K | S. Janikowski | K | LV | 1.0 |
| DEF | Patriots | DEF | 5.0 | |
| BN | S. Greene | RB | NYJ | 13.7 |
| BN | J. Gresham | TE | CIN | 4.3 |
| BN | C. Palmer | QB | LV | 14.8 |
| BN | M. Floyd | WR | LAC | 7.0 |
| BN | S. Jackson | RB | LAR | 13.3 |
| BN | F. Jackson | RB | BUF | 1.0 |
Colt McCoy and the 45's (
Wright) — 84.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Brees | QB | NO | 14.1 |
| RB | J. Dwyer | RB | PIT | 5.0 |
| RB | B. Brown | RB | PHI | 1.2 |
| WR | D. Avery | WR | IND | 3.4 |
| WR | R. Wayne | WR | IND | 11.9 |
| WR | R. White | WR | ATL | 17.7 |
| TE | A. Hernandez | TE | NE | 17.8 |
| K | M. Prater | K | DEN | 14.0 |
| DEF | Cardinals | DEF | -1.0 | |
| BN | L. McCoy | RB | PHI | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Jones-Drew | RB | JAX | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Lloyd | WR | NE | 14.9 |
| BN | M. Owens | RB | JAX | 16.2 |
| BN | R. Bush | RB | MIA | 10.3 |
| BN | V. Ballard | RB | IND | 10.4 |
Week 16: Steve's Breaston Largements 72.4 – 109.4 Hauschka's Missed Field Goals
(L)
vs
Becker-Parton PLAYOFF
Steve's Breaston Largements (Baumann) — 72.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. | K | aepernick | 14.9 |
| RB | A. Foster | RB | HOU | 0.9 |
| RB | T. Richardson | RB | CLE | 6.8 |
| WR | D. Thomas | WR | DEN | 16.2 |
| WR | A. Johnson | WR | HOU | 9.7 |
| WR | L. Moore | WR | NO | 9.0 |
| TE | T. Gonzalez | TE | ATL | 0.9 |
| K | S. Janikowski | K | LV | 6.0 |
| DEF | Patriots | DEF | 8.0 | |
| BN | S. Greene | RB | NYJ | 20.0 |
| BN | J. Gresham | TE | CIN | 3.8 |
| BN | C. Palmer | QB | LV | 1.2 |
| BN | M. Floyd | WR | LAC | 0.0 |
| BN | S. Jackson | RB | LAR | 13.7 |
| BN | F. Jackson | RB | BUF | 0.0 |
Hauschka's Missed Field Goals (
Becker-Parton) — 109.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Ryan | QB | ATL | 29.7 |
| RB | C. Spiller | RB | BUF | 17.3 |
| RB | M. Leshoure | RB | DET | 10.6 |
| WR | R. Cobb | WR | GB | 12.2 |
| WR | A. Green | WR | CIN | 9.6 |
| WR | L. Fitzgerald | WR | ARI | 11.1 |
| TE | K. Rudolph | TE | MIN | 9.9 |
| K | J. Hanson | K | DET | 10.0 |
| DEF | 49ers | DEF | -1.0 | |
| BN | R. Mathews | RB | LAC | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Dalton | QB | CIN | 7.1 |
| BN | S. Rice | WR | SEA | 1.4 |
| BN | G. Jennings | WR | GB | 10.5 |
| BN | A. Gates | TE | LAC | 10.4 |
| BN | A. Brown | WR | PIT | 15.7 |