this old hauschka · Record: 7-6 · PPG: 114.0 · 13 reg season + 3 playoff weeks

Week 1: this old hauschka 75.4 – 110.8 Your Mom's Injured Vajayajayi (L) vs Valenzuela

this old hauschka (Becker-Parton) — 75.4 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	B. Roethlisberger	QB	PIT	6.0
RB	D. Johnson	RB	CLE	3.0
RB	C. McCaffrey	RB	CAR	10.5
WR	D. Thomas	WR	HOU	15.3
WR	O. Beckham	WR	NYG	16.5
TE	E. Engram	TE	NYG	2.8
R/W/T	A. Cooper	WR	DAL	2.3
K	R. Gould	K	SF	10.0
DEF	Steelers	DEF		9.0
BN	M. Lynch	RB	LV	11.9
BN	R. Woods	WR	LAR	5.8
BN	J. White	RB	NE	13.6
BN	J. Brown	WR	BAL	12.0
BN	T. Montgomery	RB	BAL	3.8
BN	D. Westbrook	WR	JAX	7.6

Your Mom's Injured Vajayajayi (Valenzuela) — 110.8 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	M. Stafford	QB	DET	4.0
RB	L. Miller	RB	HOU	11.4
RB	E. Elliott	RB	DAL	16.1
WR	E. Sanders	WR	DEN	24.5
WR	M. Evans	WR	TB	24.2
TE	R. Seals-Jones	TE	ARI	3.4
R/W/T	J. Howard	RB	CHI	13.2
K	C. Sturgis	K		6.0
DEF	Patriots	DEF		8.0
BN	J. Gordon	WR	NE	8.2
BN	G. Bernard	RB	CIN	1.4
BN	K. Stills	WR	MIA	24.6
BN	C. Hyde	RB	JAX	13.0
BN	P. Mahomes	QB	KC	28.3
BN	M. Williams	WR	LAC	10.6
RES	J. Edelman	WR	NE	0.0

Week 2: this old hauschka 125.4 – 134.8 Kareem Rigged Witch Hunt (L) vs Waxman

this old hauschka (Becker-Parton) — 125.4 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	B. Roethlisberger	QB	PIT	39.0
RB	M. Lynch	RB	LV	13.8
RB	C. McCaffrey	RB	CAR	20.9
WR	D. Thomas	WR	HOU	4.3
WR	O. Beckham	WR	NYG	7.1
TE	E. Engram	TE	NYG	16.2
R/W/T	R. Woods	WR	LAR	11.1
K	R. Gould	K	SF	12.0
DEF	Steelers	DEF		1.0
BN	J. White	RB	NE	11.9
BN	J. Brown	WR	BAL	17.2
BN	D. Johnson	RB	CLE	2.0
BN	A. Cooper	WR	DAL	16.6
BN	C. Godwin	WR	TB	14.1
BN	S. Darnold	QB	NYJ	11.5

Kareem Rigged Witch Hunt (Waxman) — 134.8 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	P. Rivers	QB	LAC	22.7
RB	D. Lewis	RB	TEN	4.8
RB	D. Cook	RB	MIN	10.5
WR	D. Hopkins	WR	HOU	20.0
WR	S. Diggs	WR	MIN	31.4
TE	T.	K	elce	26.4
R/W/T	C. Davis	WR	TEN	8.0
K	M. Prater	K	DET	9.0
DEF	Texans	DEF		2.0
BN	K. Cousins	QB	MIN	32.5
BN	L. Murray	RB	MIN	1.9
BN	S. Watkins	WR	KC	16.1
BN	J. Williams	RB	GB	8.6
BN	M. Breida	RB	SF	23.4
BN	A. Callaway	WR	CLE	16.3

Week 3: this old hauschka 123.0 – 89.4 Teddy Bridge Ovr Trbld Water (W) vs Bronchtein

this old hauschka (Becker-Parton) — 123.0 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	B. Roethlisberger	QB	PIT	23.0
RB	M. Lynch	RB	LV	16.1
RB	C. McCaffrey	RB	CAR	20.4
WR	R. Woods	WR	LAR	28.7
WR	O. Beckham	WR	NYG	15.4
TE	E. Engram	TE	NYG	2.4
R/W/T	C. Clement	RB	PHI	9.0
K	R. Gould	K	SF	6.0
DEF	Cowboys	DEF		2.0
BN	D. Thomas	WR	HOU	8.8
BN	J. White	RB	NE	12.6
BN	J. Brown	WR	BAL	11.1
BN	D. Johnson	RB	CLE	4.3
BN	A. Cooper	WR	DAL	2.7
BN	C. Godwin	WR	TB	13.9

Teddy Bridge Ovr Trbld Water (Bronchtein) — 89.4 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	R. Fitzpatrick	QB	TB	22.1
RB	B. Powell	RB	NYJ	7.3
RB	S. Barkley	RB	NYG	20.2
WR	T. Hilton	WR	IND	7.5
WR	R. Anderson	WR	NYJ	1.2
TE	J. Graham	TE	GB	7.0
R/W/T	I. Crowell	RB	NYJ	18.1
K	M. Bryant	K	ATL	3.0
DEF	Vikings	DEF		3.0
BN	L. McCoy	RB	BUF	0.0
BN	C. Newton	QB	CAR	29.6
BN	T. Ginn	WR	NO	10.7
BN	T. Riddick	RB	DET	5.1
BN	J. Landry	WR	CLE	16.3
BN	G. Allison	WR	GB	14.6

Week 4: this old hauschka 125.5 – 105.3 Democracy Dies in Darkwa (W) vs Banys

this old hauschka (Becker-Parton) — 125.5 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	B. Roethlisberger	QB	PIT	13.9
RB	M. Lynch	RB	LV	17.2
RB	J. White	RB	NE	27.2
WR	R. Woods	WR	LAR	18.6
WR	O. Beckham	WR	NYG	10.5
TE	D. Goedert	TE	PHI	2.3
R/W/T	A. Cooper	WR	DAL	22.8
K	R. Gould	K	SF	9.0
DEF	Seahawks	DEF		4.0
BN	D. Thomas	WR	HOU	4.4
BN	J. Brown	WR	BAL	19.4
BN	D. Johnson	RB	CLE	11.6
BN	E. Engram	TE	NYG	0.0
BN	C. McCaffrey	RB	CAR	0.0
BN	C. Godwin	WR	TB	3.2

Democracy Dies in Darkwa (Banys) — 105.3 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	B. Mayfield	QB	CLE	10.8
RB	K. Drake	RB	MIA	2.1
RB	K. Hunt	RB		25.0
WR	W. Fuller	WR	HOU	12.9
WR	K. Cole	WR	JAX	2.5
TE	J. Cook	TE	LV	27.0
R/W/T	A. Collins	RB	BAL	9.0
K	H. Butker	K	KC	9.0
DEF	Jets	DEF		7.0
BN	A. Jeffery	WR	PHI	20.5
BN	M. Goodwin	WR	SF	3.8
BN	Q. Enunwa	WR	NYJ	8.6
BN	P. Dorsett	WR	NE	13.5
BN	J. James	TE	PIT	2.8
BN	T. Boyd	WR	CIN	15.5

Week 5: this old hauschka 106.9 – 79.6 Brady Guerrero Dream Ticket (W) vs Norberg

this old hauschka (Becker-Parton) — 106.9 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	B. Roethlisberger	QB	PIT	20.6
RB	M. Lynch	RB	LV	5.1
RB	J. White	RB	NE	18.7
WR	R. Woods	WR	LAR	17.0
WR	O. Beckham	WR	NYG	27.4
TE	D. Goedert	TE	PHI	2.6
R/W/T	A. Cooper	WR	DAL	1.5
K	C. Sturgis	K		7.0
DEF	Patriots	DEF		7.0
BN	D. Thomas	WR	HOU	19.0
BN	J. Brown	WR	BAL	7.8
BN	D. Johnson	RB	CLE	4.7
BN	E. Engram	TE	NYG	0.0
BN	C. McCaffrey	RB	CAR	17.8
BN	C. Godwin	WR	TB	0.0

Brady Guerrero Dream Ticket (Norberg) — 79.6 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	T. Brady	QB	NE	25.5
RB	C. Grant	RB	JAX	0.8
RB	K. Johnson	RB	DET	9.5
WR	D. Baldwin	WR	SEA	0.6
WR	J. Smith-Schuster	WR	PIT	11.4
TE	R. Gronkowski	TE	NE	10.5
R/W/T	M. Jones	WR	DET	7.3
K	J. Tucker	K	BAL	9.0
DEF	Jaguars	DEF		5.0
BN	D. Jackson	WR	TB	0.0
BN	D. Sproles	RB	PHI	0.0
BN	R. Matthews	WR	NYJ	0.0
BN	J. Brown	WR	SEA	0.0
BN	L. Fournette	RB	JAX	0.0
BN	J. Williams	RB	GB	8.2

Week 6: this old hauschka 92.1 – 87.2 Blake Chortles (W) vs Ballard

this old hauschka (Becker-Parton) — 92.1 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	B. Roethlisberger	QB	PIT	21.1
RB	M. Lynch	RB	LV	7.4
RB	J. White	RB	NE	11.7
WR	R. Woods	WR	LAR	15.6
WR	O. Beckham	WR	NYG	7.4
TE	G. Olsen	TE	CAR	6.8
R/W/T	C. McCaffrey	RB	CAR	10.1
K	C. Sturgis	K		0.0
DEF	Vikings	DEF		12.0
BN	D. Thomas	WR	HOU	13.2
BN	J. Brown	WR	BAL	3.8
BN	D. Johnson	RB	CLE	12.9
BN	A. Cooper	WR	DAL	0.0
BN	M. Davis	RB	SEA	3.1
BN	E. Engram	TE	NYG	0.0

Blake Chortles (Ballard) — 87.2 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	B. Bortles	QB	JAX	9.2
RB	M. Gordon	RB	LAC	34.0
RB	R. Freeman	RB	DEN	2.2
WR	J. Jones	WR	ATL	19.4
WR	T. Lockett	WR	SEA	9.5
TE	K. Rudolph	TE	MIN	5.7
R/W/T	C.	K	upp	1.2
K	J. Lambo	K	JAX	1.0
DEF	Rams	DEF		5.0
BN	P. Garcon	WR	SF	5.7
BN	D. Amendola	WR	MIA	9.9
BN	G. Tate	WR	PHI	0.0
BN	R. Wilson	QB	SEA	19.9
BN	C. Anderson	RB	LAR	0.0
BN	T. Montgomery	RB	BAL	9.2

Week 7: this old hauschka 114.8 – 77.1 Serious Sohldiers (W) vs Sohl

this old hauschka (Becker-Parton) — 114.8 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	A. Smith	QB	WAS	12.7
RB	J. White	RB	NE	25.7
RB	C. McCaffrey	RB	CAR	11.0
WR	R. Woods	WR	LAR	10.9
WR	O. Beckham	WR	NYG	24.2
TE	E. Engram	TE	NYG	3.6
R/W/T	D. Thomas	WR	HOU	6.7
K	D. Hopkins	K	WAS	8.0
DEF	Vikings	DEF		12.0
BN	M. Lynch	RB	LV	0.0
BN	B. Roethlisberger	QB	PIT	0.0
BN	J. Brown	WR	BAL	22.9
BN	T. Gabriel	WR	CHI	4.1
BN	D. Johnson	RB	CLE	3.9
BN	A. Cooper	WR	DAL	0.0

Serious Sohldiers (Sohl) — 77.1 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	D. Watson	QB	HOU	10.9
RB	D. Johnson	RB	ARI	8.5
RB	P. Barber	RB	TB	3.0
WR	K. Allen	WR	LAC	9.7
WR	K. Coutee	WR	HOU	0.8
TE	G.	K	ittle	18.3
R/W/T	A. Robinson	WR	CHI	0.9
K	S. Gostkowski	K	NE	8.0
DEF	Patriots	DEF		17.0
BN	D. Bryant	WR	NO	0.0
BN	B. Marshall	WR		0.0
BN	L. Fitzgerald	WR	ARI	12.0
BN	F. Gore	RB	MIA	3.8
BN	N. Agholor	WR	PHI	5.0
BN	J. Doctson	WR	WAS	5.7

Week 8: this old hauschka 109.5 – 112.2 The JuJu's Killed Jesus (L) vs Foote

this old hauschka (Becker-Parton) — 109.5 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	B. Roethlisberger	QB	PIT	15.9
RB	J. White	RB	NE	20.4
RB	C. McCaffrey	RB	CAR	19.6
WR	R. Woods	WR	LAR	9.5
WR	O. Beckham	WR	NYG	17.6
TE	E. Engram	TE	NYG	11.0
R/W/T	D. Thomas	WR	HOU	4.5
K	D. Hopkins	K	WAS	10.0
DEF	Colts	DEF		1.0
BN	A. Smith	QB	WAS	12.4
BN	S. Ware	RB	KC	0.0
BN	J. Brown	WR	BAL	4.3
BN	T. Gabriel	WR	CHI	7.2
BN	D. Johnson	RB	CLE	2.6
BN	A. Cooper	WR	DAL	0.0

The JuJu's Killed Jesus (Foote) — 112.2 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	D. Brees	QB	NO	5.8
RB	T. Gurley	RB	LAR	30.5
RB	J. Mixon	RB	CIN	27.3
WR	A. Thielen	WR	MIN	19.3
WR	S. Shepard	WR	NYG	5.4
TE	E. Ebron	TE	IND	11.2
R/W/T	M. Ingram	RB	NO	10.7
K	K. Fairbairn	K	HOU	6.0
DEF	Ravens	DEF		-4.0
BN	J. Nelson	WR	LV	1.9
BN	A. Dalton	QB	CIN	20.2
BN	R. Cobb	WR	GB	6.0
BN	G. Olsen	TE	CAR	13.6
BN	T. Cohen	RB	CHI	17.5
BN	C. Ridley	WR	ATL	0.0

Week 9: this old hauschka 136.7 – 125.6 The Day After Kamara (W) vs Freundlich

this old hauschka (Becker-Parton) — 136.7 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	B. Roethlisberger	QB	PIT	25.2
RB	J. White	RB	NE	25.3
RB	C. McCaffrey	RB	CAR	30.2
WR	R. Woods	WR	LAR	10.0
WR	T. Williams	WR	LAC	9.3
TE	B. Watson	TE	NO	13.7
R/W/T	T. Gabriel	WR	CHI	6.0
K	D. Hopkins	K	WAS	2.0
DEF	49ers	DEF		15.0
BN	D. Thomas	WR	HOU	7.6
BN	O. Beckham	WR	NYG	0.0
BN	J. Brown	WR	BAL	3.0
BN	D. Johnson	RB	CLE	25.1
BN	A. Cooper	WR	DAL	14.3
BN	E. Engram	TE	NYG	0.0

The Day After Kamara (Freundlich) — 125.6 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	A. Rodgers	QB	GB	19.2
RB	A.	K	amara	31.6
RB	A. Jones	RB	GB	7.5
WR	T. Hill	WR	KC	10.5
WR	K. Golladay	WR	DET	6.9
TE	T. Burton	TE	CHI	9.8
R/W/T	T. Coleman	RB	ATL	30.1
K	D. Bailey	K	MIN	6.0
DEF	Chiefs	DEF		4.0
BN	C. Rogers	WR	IND	0.0
BN	C. Clement	RB	PHI	0.0
BN	A. Ekeler	RB	LAC	3.9
BN	N. Hines	RB	IND	0.0
BN	S. Michel	RB	NE	0.0
BN	M. Valdes-Scantling	WR	GB	11.6
RES	D. Freeman	RB	ATL	0.0

Week 10: this old hauschka 130.2 – 148.7 Devonta Humpalot (L) vs Wright

this old hauschka (Becker-Parton) — 130.2 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	B. Roethlisberger	QB	PIT	35.8
RB	J. White	RB	NE	5.1
RB	C. McCaffrey	RB	CAR	34.3
WR	R. Woods	WR	LAR	12.6
WR	O. Beckham	WR	NYG	21.3
TE	E. Engram	TE	NYG	6.6
R/W/T	A. Cooper	WR	DAL	10.5
K	C. Catanzaro	K	CAR	3.0
DEF	Jaguars	DEF		1.0
BN	D. Thomas	WR	HOU	0.0
BN	G. Bernard	RB	CIN	4.6
BN	J. Brown	WR	BAL	0.0
BN	D. Johnson	RB	CLE	12.6
BN	T. Williams	WR	LAC	6.6
BN	C.	K	irk	1.8

Devonta Humpalot (Wright) — 148.7 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	J. Goff	QB	LAR	21.0
RB	W. Smallwood	RB	PHI	4.9
RB	J. Conner	RB	PIT	13.8
WR	A. Brown	WR	PIT	18.6
WR	M. Thomas	WR	NO	23.0
TE	Z. Ertz	TE	PHI	33.5
R/W/T	B. Cooks	WR	LAR	21.9
K	C. Parkey	K	CHI	0.0
DEF	Bears	DEF		12.0
BN	A. Luck	QB	IND	20.2
BN	J. Reed	TE	WAS	7.1
BN	L. Bell	RB	PIT	0.0
BN	A. Collins	RB	BAL	0.0
BN	C. Carson	RB	SEA	0.0
BN	Vikings	DEF		0.0

Week 11: this old hauschka 104.6 – 91.2 Pop a Chubb-y (W) vs Baumann

this old hauschka (Becker-Parton) — 104.6 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	B. Roethlisberger	QB	PIT	17.7
RB	G. Bernard	RB	CIN	4.5
RB	C. McCaffrey	RB	CAR	14.0
WR	R. Woods	WR	LAR	15.2
WR	O. Beckham	WR	NYG	16.5
TE	E. Engram	TE	NYG	7.6
R/W/T	A. Cooper	WR	DAL	5.1
K	M. Bryant	K	ATL	15.0
DEF	Jaguars	DEF		9.0
BN	D. Thomas	WR	HOU	0.0
BN	J. White	RB	NE	0.0
BN	J. Brown	WR	BAL	2.8
BN	D. Johnson	RB	CLE	0.0
BN	T. Williams	WR	LAC	3.2
BN	C.	K	irk	15.2

Pop a Chubb-y (Baumann) — 91.2 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	M. Ryan	QB	ATL	12.7
RB	A. Peterson	RB	WAS	17.1
RB	M. Mack	RB	IND	13.4
WR	D. Adams	WR	GB	21.6
WR	D. Funchess	WR	CAR	4.9
TE	E. Ebron	TE	IND	0.0
R/W/T	T. Cohen	RB	CHI	4.5
K	J. Tucker	K	BAL	12.0
DEF	Bengals	DEF		5.0
BN	M. Crabtree	WR	BAL	1.2
BN	L. Blount	RB	DET	0.1
BN	W. Snead	WR	BAL	7.6
BN	J. Heuerman	TE	DEN	4.0
BN	M. Williams	WR	LAC	6.6
BN	P. Lindsay	RB	DEN	24.6

Week 12: this old hauschka 123.9 – 143.1 Your Mom's Injured Vajayajayi (L) vs Valenzuela

this old hauschka (Becker-Parton) — 123.9 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	B. Roethlisberger	QB	PIT	18.3
RB	J. White	RB	NE	8.3
RB	C. McCaffrey	RB	CAR	41.2
WR	O. Beckham	WR	NYG	11.0
WR	C.	K	irk	6.1
TE	E. Engram	TE	NYG	0.0
R/W/T	A. Cooper	WR	DAL	34.0
K	M. Bryant	K	ATL	5.0
DEF	Jaguars	DEF		0.0
BN	D. Thomas	WR	HOU	17.8
BN	G. Bernard	RB	CIN	2.7
BN	R. Woods	WR	LAR	0.0
BN	J. Brown	WR	BAL	3.0
BN	D. Johnson	RB	CLE	4.4
BN	T. Williams	WR	LAC	0.0

Your Mom's Injured Vajayajayi (Valenzuela) — 143.1 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	B. Mayfield	QB	CLE	25.9
RB	E. Elliott	RB	DAL	22.8
RB	N. Chubb	RB	CLE	26.3
WR	J. Edelman	WR	NE	16.4
WR	M. Evans	WR	TB	14.6
TE	J. Doyle	TE	IND	9.6
R/W/T	J. Gordon	WR	NE	9.5
K	--empty--	K		0.0
DEF	Ravens	DEF		18.0
BN	E. Sanders	WR	DEN	18.1
BN	L. Miller	RB	HOU	23.2
BN	J. Howard	RB	CHI	2.0
BN	D. Njoku	TE	CLE	14.8
BN	P. Mahomes	QB	KC	0.0
BN	G. Zuerlein	K	LAR	0.0
BN	Titans	DEF		3.0
RES	D. Foreman	RB	HOU	0.0

Week 13: this old hauschka 114.3 – 125.5 Kareem Rigged Witch Hunt (L) vs Waxman

this old hauschka (Becker-Parton) — 114.3 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	B. Roethlisberger	QB	PIT	16.2
RB	S. Ware	RB	KC	11.7
RB	C. McCaffrey	RB	CAR	26.6
WR	R. Woods	WR	LAR	16.3
WR	O. Beckham	WR	NYG	17.0
TE	J. Smith	TE	TEN	3.9
R/W/T	A. Cooper	WR	DAL	9.6
K	S. Janikowski	K	SEA	5.0
DEF	Chiefs	DEF		8.0
BN	D. Thomas	WR	HOU	4.7
BN	J. White	RB	NE	15.3
BN	J. Brown	WR	BAL	0.0
BN	D. Johnson	RB	CLE	2.2
BN	E. Engram	TE	NYG	0.0
BN	C.	K	irk	9.2

Kareem Rigged Witch Hunt (Waxman) — 125.5 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	P. Rivers	QB	LAC	24.0
RB	D. Cook	RB	MIN	14.6
RB	M. Breida	RB	SF	7.2
WR	D. Hopkins	WR	HOU	12.6
WR	S. Diggs	WR	MIN	7.4
TE	T.	K	elce	32.8
R/W/T	C. Davis	WR	TEN	12.9
K	M. Crosby	K	GB	5.0
DEF	Dolphins	DEF		9.0
BN	D. Lewis	RB	TEN	4.4
BN	K. Cousins	QB	MIN	6.0
BN	L. Murray	RB	MIN	2.4
BN	S. Watkins	WR	KC	0.0
BN	C. Brate	TE	TB	5.1
BN	T. Smith	WR	NO	0.0

Week 14: this old hauschka 128.9 – 93.9 The Day After Kamara (W) vs Freundlich PLAYOFF

this old hauschka (Becker-Parton) — 128.9 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	B. Roethlisberger	QB	PIT	19.3
RB	S. Ware	RB	KC	15.4
RB	C. McCaffrey	RB	CAR	25.1
WR	R. Woods	WR	LAR	9.6
WR	A. Cooper	WR	DAL	44.7
TE	J. Smith	TE	TEN	0.0
R/W/T	J. White	RB	NE	3.8
K	S. Janikowski	K	SEA	7.0
DEF	Chiefs	DEF		4.0
BN	D. Thomas	WR	HOU	6.8
BN	R. Ellison	TE	NYG	0.0
BN	O. Beckham	WR	NYG	0.0
BN	J. Brown	WR	BAL	9.3
BN	D. Johnson	RB	CLE	-0.6
BN	J. Wilson	RB	SF	10.1

The Day After Kamara (Freundlich) — 93.9 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	A. Rodgers	QB	GB	20.2
RB	A.	K	amara	13.2
RB	A. Jones	RB	GB	18.1
WR	T. Hill	WR	KC	18.5
WR	K. Golladay	WR	DET	1.5
TE	J. Reed	TE	WAS	0.0
R/W/T	A. Ekeler	RB	LAC	16.4
K	C. Boswell	K	PIT	3.0
DEF	Chargers	DEF		3.0
BN	T. Coleman	RB	ATL	4.6
BN	Z. Jones	WR	BUF	3.7
BN	S. Michel	RB	NE	5.7
BN	D. Moore	WR	CAR	9.2
BN	R. Penny	RB	SEA	4.4
BN	Cowboys	DEF		4.0
RES	D. Freeman	RB	ATL	0.0

Week 15: this old hauschka 96.6 – 110.6 The JuJu's Killed Jesus (L) vs Foote PLAYOFF

this old hauschka (Becker-Parton) — 96.6 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	B. Roethlisberger	QB	PIT	11.1
RB	J. White	RB	NE	6.2
RB	C. McCaffrey	RB	CAR	22.0
WR	R. Woods	WR	LAR	12.8
WR	A. Cooper	WR	DAL	6.3
TE	T. Burton	TE	CHI	11.6
R/W/T	J. Wilson	RB	SF	2.6
K	S. Janikowski	K	SEA	4.0
DEF	Falcons	DEF		20.0
BN	D. Thomas	WR	HOU	8.9
BN	R. Ellison	TE	NYG	0.0
BN	S. Ware	RB	KC	0.0
BN	O. Beckham	WR	NYG	0.0
BN	J. Brown	WR	BAL	1.4
BN	D. Johnson	RB	CLE	7.3

The JuJu's Killed Jesus (Foote) — 110.6 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	D. Brees	QB	NO	4.9
RB	M. Ingram	RB	NO	8.4
RB	J. Mixon	RB	CIN	26.0
WR	A. Thielen	WR	MIN	2.9
WR	S. Shepard	WR	NYG	4.7
TE	V. McDonald	TE	PIT	8.3
R/W/T	T. Gurley	RB	LAR	29.4
K	K. Fairbairn	K	HOU	19.0
DEF	Ravens	DEF		7.0
BN	R. Cobb	WR	GB	4.5
BN	E. Engram	TE	NYG	11.5
BN	L. Jackson	QB	BAL	16.7
BN	C. Ridley	WR	ATL	6.7
BN	I. Thomas	TE	CAR	2.4
BN	Lions	DEF		2.0

Week 16: this old hauschka 127.9 – 136.8 Your Mom's Injured Vajayajayi (L) vs Valenzuela PLAYOFF

this old hauschka (Becker-Parton) — 127.9 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	B. Roethlisberger	QB	PIT	29.6
RB	J. White	RB	NE	12.4
RB	C. McCaffrey	RB	CAR	23.8
WR	R. Woods	WR	LAR	25.4
WR	A. Cooper	WR	DAL	4.0
TE	T. Burton	TE	CHI	5.5
R/W/T	D. Thomas	WR	HOU	5.2
K	S. Janikowski	K	SEA	8.0
DEF	Falcons	DEF		14.0
BN	R. Ellison	TE	NYG	2.8
BN	S. Ware	RB	KC	0.0
BN	O. Beckham	WR	NYG	0.0
BN	J. Brown	WR	BAL	3.7
BN	D. Johnson	RB	CLE	9.6
BN	J. Wilson	RB	SF	4.8

Your Mom's Injured Vajayajayi (Valenzuela) — 136.8 pts

Slot	Player	Pos	NFL Team	Pts
QB	P. Mahomes	QB	KC	28.2
RB	E. Elliott	RB	DAL	13.4
RB	N. Chubb	RB	CLE	12.5
WR	J. Edelman	WR	NE	16.0
WR	M. Evans	WR	TB	18.0
TE	D. Njoku	TE	CLE	14.8
R/W/T	J. Samuels	RB	PIT	13.9
K	G. Zuerlein	K	LAR	7.0
DEF	Titans	DEF		13.0
BN	L. Miller	RB	HOU	0.0
BN	C. Anderson	RB	LAR	22.7
BN	J. Howard	RB	CHI	14.0
BN	R. Anderson	WR	NYJ	24.5
BN	E. McGuire	RB	NYJ	22.0
BN	J. Jackson	RB	LAC	8.1