P. Waxman — 2024
Kirk-umsised Penix · Record: 7-7 · PPG: 104.3 · 14 reg season + 3 playoff weeks
Week 1: Kirk-umsised Penix 92.9 – 103.4 Licking Butker
(L)
vs 
Faust
Kirk-umsised Penix (P. Waxman) — 92.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Joe Burrow | QB | CIN | 8.1 |
| RB | Joe Mixon | RB | HOU | 25.3 |
| RB | Zamir White | RB | LV | 3.6 |
| WR | A.J. Brown | WR | PHI | 20.4 |
| WR | Marvin Harrison Jr. | WR | ARI | 0.9 |
| TE | Dallas Goedert | TE | PHI | 5.1 |
| R/W/T | DJ Moore | WR | CHI | 7.5 |
| BN | Tyler Lockett | WR | TEN | 10.7 |
| BN | Nick Chubb | RB | CLE | 0.0 |
| BN | Zach Charbonnet | RB | SEA | 11.1 |
| BN | Xavier Worthy | WR | KC | 19.8 |
| K | Ka'imi Fairbairn | K | HOU | 17.0 |
| DEF | Philadelphia Eagles | DEF | 5.0 |
Licking Butker (Faust) — 103.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Josh Allen | QB | BUF | 31.2 |
| RB | Raheem Mostert | RB | LV | 2.9 |
| RB | Kenneth Walker III | RB | SEA | 17.9 |
| WR | Calvin Ridley | WR | TEN | 6.5 |
| WR | CeeDee Lamb | WR | DAL | 11.1 |
| TE | David Njoku | TE | CLE | 6.4 |
| R/W/T | Chuba Hubbard | RB | CAR | 1.4 |
| BN | Keenan Allen | WR | CHI | 4.9 |
| BN | Brandin Cooks | WR | NO | 12.5 |
| BN | Courtland Sutton | WR | DEN | 5.8 |
| BN | Romeo Doubs | WR | GB | 7.0 |
| K | Jake Elliott | K | PHI | 10.0 |
| DEF | New Orleans Saints | DEF | 16.0 |
Week 2: Kirk-umsised Penix 89.6 – 98.8 Hawk Tuah Tagovailoa
(L)
vs 
Waxman
Kirk-umsised Penix (P. Waxman) — 89.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Joe Burrow | QB | CIN | 17.2 |
| RB | Joe Mixon | RB | HOU | 6.5 |
| RB | Zamir White | RB | LV | 5.3 |
| WR | A.J. Brown | WR | PHI | 0.0 |
| WR | Marvin Harrison Jr. | WR | ARI | 27.0 |
| TE | Dallas Goedert | TE | PHI | 5.3 |
| R/W/T | DJ Moore | WR | CHI | 8.3 |
| BN | Tyler Lockett | WR | TEN | 2.5 |
| BN | Nick Chubb | RB | CLE | 0.0 |
| BN | Zach Charbonnet | RB | SEA | 15.4 |
| BN | Xavier Worthy | WR | KC | 3.2 |
| K | Ka'imi Fairbairn | K | HOU | 19.0 |
| DEF | Philadelphia Eagles | DEF | 1.0 |
Hawk Tuah Tagovailoa (Waxman) — 98.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Lamar Jackson | QB | BAL | 15.4 |
| RB | Aaron Jones | RB | MIN | 7.3 |
| RB | Bijan Robinson | RB | ATL | 14.2 |
| WR | Deebo Samuel Sr. | WR | WAS | 14.0 |
| WR | Chris Olave | WR | NO | 10.8 |
| TE | Tyler Conklin | TE | LAC | 1.5 |
| R/W/T | J.K. Dobbins | RB | LAC | 19.6 |
| BN | Evan Engram | TE | DEN | 0.0 |
| BN | Jerome Ford | RB | CLE | 6.9 |
| BN | Jameson Williams | WR | DET | 11.9 |
| BN | Jayden Reed | WR | GB | 5.6 |
| K | Jake Moody | K | SF | 5.0 |
| DEF | Los Angeles Chargers | DEF | 11.0 |
Week 3: Kirk-umsised Penix 113.1 – 53.8 Kirk's Cummin
(W)
vs 
Kassel
Kirk-umsised Penix (P. Waxman) — 113.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Joe Burrow | QB | CIN | 25.4 |
| RB | Zamir White | RB | LV | 3.4 |
| RB | Zach Charbonnet | RB | SEA | 24.2 |
| WR | DJ Moore | WR | CHI | 11.2 |
| WR | Marvin Harrison Jr. | WR | ARI | 14.9 |
| TE | Dallas Goedert | TE | PHI | 22.0 |
| R/W/T | Xavier Worthy | WR | KC | 4.0 |
| BN | Tyler Lockett | WR | TEN | 7.1 |
| BN | Joe Mixon | RB | HOU | 0.0 |
| BN | Nick Chubb | RB | CLE | 0.0 |
| BN | A.J. Brown | WR | PHI | 0.0 |
| K | Ka'imi Fairbairn | K | HOU | 1.0 |
| DEF | Philadelphia Eagles | DEF | 7.0 |
Kirk's Cummin (Kassel) — 53.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jared Goff | QB | DET | 13.6 |
| RB | James Conner | RB | ARI | 3.0 |
| RB | Travis Etienne | RB | JAX | 10.5 |
| WR | Demarcus Robinson | WR | SF | 3.7 |
| WR | Gabe Davis | WR | JAX | 2.8 |
| TE | Mark Andrews | TE | BAL | 0.0 |
| R/W/T | D'Andre Swift | RB | CHI | 5.2 |
| BN | Wan'Dale Robinson | WR | NYG | 9.6 |
| BN | Tank Bigsby | RB | JAX | 0.9 |
| BN | Puka Nacua | WR | LAR | 0.0 |
| BN | Jordan Addison | WR | MIN | 0.0 |
| K | Brandon Aubrey | K | DAL | 11.0 |
| DEF | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | DEF | 4.0 |
Week 4: Kirk-umsised Penix 74.2 – 99.6 Cali Fornication
(L)
vs 
Sohl
Kirk-umsised Penix (P. Waxman) — 74.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Joe Burrow | QB | CIN | 15.3 |
| RB | Zamir White | RB | LV | 3.0 |
| RB | Zach Charbonnet | RB | SEA | 7.9 |
| WR | DJ Moore | WR | CHI | 9.7 |
| WR | Marvin Harrison Jr. | WR | ARI | 13.0 |
| TE | Dallas Goedert | TE | PHI | 9.7 |
| R/W/T | Tyler Lockett | WR | TEN | 8.6 |
| BN | Joe Mixon | RB | HOU | 0.0 |
| BN | Nick Chubb | RB | CLE | 0.0 |
| BN | A.J. Brown | WR | PHI | 0.0 |
| BN | Xavier Worthy | WR | KC | 14.8 |
| K | Ka'imi Fairbairn | K | HOU | 6.0 |
| DEF | Philadelphia Eagles | DEF | 1.0 |
Cali Fornication (Sohl) — 99.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Anthony Richardson | QB | IND | 5.2 |
| RB | Alvin | K | amara | 21.4 |
| RB | Gus Edwards | RB | LAC | 1.9 |
| WR | Greg Dortch | WR | ARI | 5.8 |
| WR | Ja'Marr Chase | WR | CIN | 16.0 |
| TE | Kyle Pitts | TE | ATL | 0.0 |
| R/W/T | Michael Pittman | WR | IND | 14.3 |
| BN | Davante Adams | WR | LAR | 0.0 |
| BN | T.J. Hockenson | TE | MIN | 0.0 |
| BN | Tua Tagovailoa | QB | MIA | 0.0 |
| BN | Jermaine Burton | WR | CIN | 0.0 |
| K | Harrison Butker | K | KC | 5.0 |
| DEF | San Francisco 49ers | DEF | 30.0 |
Week 5: Kirk-umsised Penix 118.9 – 106.3 Etiennenman Square
(W)
vs 
Ballard
Kirk-umsised Penix (P. Waxman) — 118.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Joe Burrow | QB | CIN | 32.8 |
| RB | Zach Charbonnet | RB | SEA | 4.5 |
| RB | Emanuel Wilson | RB | GB | 2.0 |
| WR | DJ Moore | WR | CHI | 25.0 |
| WR | Marvin Harrison Jr. | WR | ARI | 4.6 |
| TE | Colby Parkinson | TE | LAR | 8.7 |
| R/W/T | Xavier Worthy | WR | KC | 10.3 |
| BN | Joe Mixon | RB | HOU | 0.0 |
| BN | Dallas Goedert | TE | PHI | 0.0 |
| BN | Nick Chubb | RB | CLE | 0.0 |
| BN | A.J. Brown | WR | PHI | 0.0 |
| K | Ka'imi Fairbairn | K | HOU | 15.0 |
| DEF | Denver Broncos | DEF | 16.0 |
Etiennenman Square (Ballard) — 106.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Sam Darnold | QB | SEA | 3.3 |
| RB | Derrick Henry | RB | BAL | 16.1 |
| RB | Brian Robinson | RB | WAS | 13.8 |
| WR | Amari Cooper | WR | BUF | 8.0 |
| WR | DK Metcalf | WR | PIT | 5.5 |
| TE | George | K | ittle | 16.4 |
| R/W/T | Rhamondre Stevenson | RB | NE | 17.2 |
| BN | Geno Smith | QB | LV | 22.6 |
| BN | Saquon Barkley | RB | PHI | 0.0 |
| BN | Jakobi Meyers | WR | LV | 10.2 |
| BN | Darnell Mooney | WR | ATL | 27.0 |
| K | Tyler Bass | K | BUF | 8.0 |
| DEF | Minnesota Vikings | DEF | 18.0 |
Week 6: Kirk-umsised Penix 89.5 – 125.3 Ricky Pearsall's SF Tour Guide
(L)
vs 
Banys
Kirk-umsised Penix (P. Waxman) — 89.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Joe Burrow | QB | CIN | 19.8 |
| RB | Joe Mixon | RB | HOU | 26.2 |
| RB | Trey Sermon | RB | PIT | 2.9 |
| WR | DJ Moore | WR | CHI | 4.0 |
| WR | A.J. Brown | WR | PHI | 20.6 |
| TE | Dallas Goedert | TE | PHI | 0.0 |
| R/W/T | Marvin Harrison Jr. | WR | ARI | 0.0 |
| BN | Raheem Mostert | RB | LV | 0.0 |
| BN | Nick Chubb | RB | CLE | 0.0 |
| BN | Zach Charbonnet | RB | SEA | 4.0 |
| BN | Xavier Worthy | WR | KC | 0.0 |
| K | Ka'imi Fairbairn | K | HOU | 11.0 |
| DEF | Denver Broncos | DEF | 5.0 |
Ricky Pearsall's SF Tour Guide (Banys) — 125.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jordan Love | QB | GB | 24.6 |
| RB | David Montgomery | RB | DET | 20.5 |
| RB | Rachaad White | RB | TB | 0.0 |
| WR | Chris Godwin | WR | TB | 30.0 |
| WR | Diontae Johnson | WR | CLE | 16.8 |
| TE | Sam LaPorta | TE | DET | 11.7 |
| R/W/T | Quentin Johnston | WR | LAC | 3.7 |
| BN | Cole | K | met | 21.5 |
| BN | Trevor Lawrence | QB | JAX | 16.1 |
| BN | Kyren Williams | RB | LAR | 0.0 |
| BN | Trey Benson | RB | ARI | 2.6 |
| K | Dustin Hopkins | K | CLE | 10.0 |
| DEF | Cincinnati Bengals | DEF | 8.0 |
Week 7: Kirk-umsised Penix 115.1 – 93.9 Better Call Hall
(W)
vs 
Bronchtein
Kirk-umsised Penix (P. Waxman) — 115.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Joe Burrow | QB | CIN | 14.9 |
| RB | Joe Mixon | RB | HOU | 25.4 |
| RB | Nick Chubb | RB | CLE | 9.7 |
| WR | A.J. Brown | WR | PHI | 17.4 |
| WR | Marvin Harrison Jr. | WR | ARI | 3.6 |
| TE | Colby Parkinson | TE | LAR | 4.2 |
| R/W/T | Xavier Worthy | WR | KC | 3.9 |
| BN | Raheem Mostert | RB | LV | 3.0 |
| BN | DJ Moore | WR | CHI | 0.0 |
| BN | Dallas Goedert | TE | PHI | 0.0 |
| BN | Jerry Jeudy | WR | CLE | 2.3 |
| K | Ka'imi Fairbairn | K | HOU | 12.0 |
| DEF | Denver Broncos | DEF | 24.0 |
Better Call Hall (Bronchtein) — 93.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jalen Hurts | QB | PHI | 22.8 |
| RB | Ty Chandler | RB | MIN | 0.4 |
| RB | Breece Hall | RB | NYJ | 23.1 |
| WR | Stefon Diggs | WR | NE | 4.8 |
| WR | Zay Flowers | WR | BAL | 3.5 |
| TE | Hunter Henry | TE | NE | 13.2 |
| R/W/T | Ladd McConkey | WR | LAC | 7.1 |
| BN | Aaron Rodgers | QB | NYJ | 11.0 |
| BN | Alec Pierce | WR | IND | 2.5 |
| BN | Isiah Pacheco | RB | KC | 0.0 |
| BN | Braelon Allen | RB | NYJ | 1.1 |
| K | Jake Elliott | K | PHI | 4.0 |
| DEF | Buffalo Bills | DEF | 15.0 |
Week 8: Kirk-umsised Penix 116.5 – 110.9 Devin Dingleberry
(W)
vs 
Freundlich
Kirk-umsised Penix (P. Waxman) — 116.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Joe Burrow | QB | CIN | 11.9 |
| RB | Joe Mixon | RB | HOU | 21.4 |
| RB | Nick Chubb | RB | CLE | 5.2 |
| WR | DJ Moore | WR | CHI | 4.4 |
| WR | A.J. Brown | WR | PHI | 10.9 |
| TE | Cade Otton | TE | TB | 24.6 |
| R/W/T | Marvin Harrison Jr. | WR | ARI | 20.1 |
| BN | Raheem Mostert | RB | LV | 15.5 |
| BN | Dallas Goedert | TE | PHI | 0.0 |
| BN | Jerry Jeudy | WR | CLE | 10.4 |
| BN | Xavier Worthy | WR | KC | 11.7 |
| K | Ka'imi Fairbairn | K | HOU | 11.0 |
| DEF | Denver Broncos | DEF | 7.0 |
Devin Dingleberry (Freundlich) — 110.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Baker Mayfield | QB | TB | 20.3 |
| RB | Kareem Hunt | RB | KC | 12.8 |
| RB | James Cook | RB | BUF | 26.8 |
| WR | Tyreek Hill | WR | MIA | 10.2 |
| WR | George Pickens | WR | DAL | 9.4 |
| TE | Pat Freiermuth | TE | PIT | 2.9 |
| R/W/T | Tank Dell | WR | HOU | 11.5 |
| BN | Dalvin Cook | RB | DAL | 2.7 |
| BN | Austin Ekeler | RB | WAS | 6.8 |
| BN | T.J. Hockenson | TE | MIN | 0.0 |
| BN | Devin Singletary | RB | NYG | 3.3 |
| K | Evan McPherson | K | CIN | 5.0 |
| DEF | Los Angeles Chargers | DEF | 12.0 |
Week 9: Kirk-umsised Penix 86.7 – 100.5 Pitts Fetish
(L)
vs 
Wright
Kirk-umsised Penix (P. Waxman) — 86.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Joe Burrow | QB | CIN | 28.1 |
| RB | Joe Mixon | RB | HOU | 16.6 |
| RB | Nick Chubb | RB | CLE | 4.0 |
| WR | DJ Moore | WR | CHI | 5.3 |
| WR | A.J. Brown | WR | PHI | 4.6 |
| TE | Cade Otton | TE | TB | 17.7 |
| R/W/T | Marvin Harrison Jr. | WR | ARI | 2.4 |
| BN | Raheem Mostert | RB | LV | 7.8 |
| BN | Dallas Goedert | TE | PHI | 0.0 |
| BN | Jerry Jeudy | WR | CLE | 10.8 |
| BN | Xavier Worthy | WR | KC | -1.0 |
| K | Ka'imi Fairbairn | K | HOU | 9.0 |
| DEF | Denver Broncos | DEF | -1.0 |
Pitts Fetish (Wright) — 100.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Jayden Daniels | QB | WAS | 19.9 |
| RB | Alexander Mattison | RB | MIA | 3.6 |
| RB | Tony Pollard | RB | TEN | 16.9 |
| WR | Cooper | K | upp | 15.9 |
| WR | Calvin Ridley | WR | TEN | 9.8 |
| TE | Dalton | K | incaid | 5.2 |
| R/W/T | Rico Dowdle | RB | CAR | 19.2 |
| BN | Mike Evans | WR | TB | 0.0 |
| BN | Christian McCaffrey | RB | SF | 0.0 |
| BN | Tee Higgins | WR | CIN | 0.0 |
| BN | Brock Purdy | QB | SF | 0.0 |
| K | Wil Lutz | K | DEN | 4.0 |
| DEF | Cleveland Browns | DEF | 6.0 |
Week 10: Kirk-umsised Penix 109.6 – 105.5 Rashee Ratheyy Rathemm
(W)
vs 
Valenzuela
Kirk-umsised Penix (P. Waxman) — 109.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Joe Burrow | QB | CIN | 33.7 |
| RB | Raheem Mostert | RB | LV | 4.4 |
| RB | Joe Mixon | RB | HOU | 16.0 |
| WR | A.J. Brown | WR | PHI | 13.4 |
| WR | Marvin Harrison Jr. | WR | ARI | 13.9 |
| TE | Cade Otton | TE | TB | 6.0 |
| R/W/T | DJ Moore | WR | CHI | 4.2 |
| BN | Dallas Goedert | TE | PHI | 9.5 |
| BN | Nick Chubb | RB | CLE | 0.0 |
| BN | Jerry Jeudy | WR | CLE | 0.0 |
| BN | Xavier Worthy | WR | KC | 1.6 |
| K | Ka'imi Fairbairn | K | HOU | 13.0 |
| DEF | Denver Broncos | DEF | 5.0 |
Rashee Ratheyy Rathemm (Valenzuela) — 105.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Kyler Murray | QB | ARI | 28.7 |
| RB | De'Von Achane | RB | MIA | 7.7 |
| RB | Bucky Irving | RB | TB | 16.2 |
| WR | Amon-Ra St. Brown | WR | DET | 15.0 |
| WR | Malik Nabers | WR | NYG | 7.8 |
| TE | Taysom Hill | TE | NO | 6.0 |
| R/W/T | Jaylen Waddle | WR | MIA | 7.1 |
| BN | Jaylen Warren | RB | PIT | 8.5 |
| BN | Jordan Mason | RB | MIN | 0.5 |
| BN | Cedric Tillman | WR | CLE | 0.0 |
| BN | Brian Thomas Jr. | WR | JAX | 2.2 |
| K | Jake Moody | K | SF | 11.0 |
| DEF | New York Giants | DEF | 6.0 |
Week 11: Kirk-umsised Penix 142.3 – 108.7 Sir Nix A Lot
(W)
vs 
Baumann
Kirk-umsised Penix (P. Waxman) — 142.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Joe Burrow | QB | CIN | 29.0 |
| RB | Joe Mixon | RB | HOU | 34.3 |
| RB | Nick Chubb | RB | CLE | 5.0 |
| WR | A.J. Brown | WR | PHI | 9.0 |
| WR | Jerry Jeudy | WR | CLE | 23.2 |
| TE | Dallas Goedert | TE | PHI | 8.6 |
| R/W/T | DJ Moore | WR | CHI | 10.2 |
| BN | Raheem Mostert | RB | LV | -0.2 |
| BN | Cade Otton | TE | TB | 0.0 |
| BN | Xavier Worthy | WR | KC | 14.8 |
| BN | Marvin Harrison Jr. | WR | ARI | 0.0 |
| K | Ka'imi Fairbairn | K | HOU | 10.0 |
| DEF | Denver Broncos | DEF | 13.0 |
Sir Nix A Lot (Baumann) — 108.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Bo Nix | QB | DEN | 28.8 |
| RB | Josh Jacobs | RB | GB | 21.4 |
| RB | Jonathan Taylor | RB | IND | 6.5 |
| WR | Nico Collins | WR | HOU | 7.4 |
| WR | Khalil Shakir | WR | BUF | 11.0 |
| TE | Dalton Schultz | TE | HOU | 5.8 |
| R/W/T | Chase Brown | RB | CIN | 16.8 |
| BN | Javonte Williams | RB | DAL | 16.7 |
| BN | Jaxon Smith-Njigba | WR | SEA | 16.8 |
| BN | Audric Estimé | RB | DEN | 4.0 |
| BN | Ricky Pearsall | WR | SF | 0.0 |
| K | Younghoe | K | oo | 8.0 |
| DEF | Los Angeles Chargers | DEF | 3.0 |
Week 12: Kirk-umsised Penix 115.3 – 73.8 Separate But Equanimeous
(W)
vs 
Foote
Kirk-umsised Penix (P. Waxman) — 115.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Russell Wilson | QB | NYG | 13.8 |
| RB | Joe Mixon | RB | HOU | 7.0 |
| RB | Nick Chubb | RB | CLE | 18.5 |
| WR | A.J. Brown | WR | PHI | 19.9 |
| WR | Marvin Harrison Jr. | WR | ARI | 6.2 |
| TE | Cade Otton | TE | TB | 3.5 |
| R/W/T | DJ Moore | WR | CHI | 23.4 |
| BN | Dallas Goedert | TE | PHI | 3.9 |
| BN | Joe Burrow | QB | CIN | 0.0 |
| BN | Jerry Jeudy | WR | CLE | 11.5 |
| BN | Xavier Worthy | WR | KC | 7.1 |
| K | Ka'imi Fairbairn | K | HOU | 11.0 |
| DEF | Denver Broncos | DEF | 12.0 |
Separate But Equanimeous (Foote) — 73.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C.J. Stroud | QB | HOU | 13.7 |
| RB | Ezekiel Elliott | RB | LAC | 0.6 |
| RB | Justice Hill | RB | BAL | 13.2 |
| WR | Rashod Bateman | WR | BAL | 11.3 |
| WR | Drake London | WR | ATL | 0.0 |
| TE | Trey McBride | TE | ARI | 19.3 |
| R/W/T | Justin Jefferson | WR | MIN | 3.7 |
| BN | Tyler Lockett | WR | TEN | 3.0 |
| BN | Antonio Gibson | RB | NE | 5.0 |
| BN | DeVonta Smith | WR | PHI | 0.0 |
| BN | Isaiah Likely | TE | BAL | 0.0 |
| K | Justin Tucker | K | BAL | 6.0 |
| DEF | Chicago Bears | DEF | 6.0 |
Week 13: Kirk-umsised Penix 130.0 – 140.3 Big Mommas Hauschka
(L)
vs 
Becker-Parton
Kirk-umsised Penix (P. Waxman) — 130.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Joe Burrow | QB | CIN | 18.3 |
| RB | Joe Mixon | RB | HOU | 19.9 |
| RB | Nick Chubb | RB | CLE | 11.5 |
| WR | DJ Moore | WR | CHI | 19.7 |
| WR | A.J. Brown | WR | PHI | 9.1 |
| TE | Cade Otton | TE | TB | 4.0 |
| R/W/T | Marvin Harrison Jr. | WR | ARI | 14.5 |
| BN | Dallas Goedert | TE | PHI | 11.0 |
| BN | Jerry Jeudy | WR | CLE | 36.0 |
| BN | Roschon Johnson | RB | CHI | 0.0 |
| BN | Xavier Worthy | WR | KC | 7.9 |
| K | Ka'imi Fairbairn | K | HOU | 13.0 |
| DEF | Denver Broncos | DEF | 20.0 |
Big Mommas Hauschka (Becker-Parton) — 140.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Patrick Mahomes | QB | KC | 16.6 |
| RB | Najee Harris | RB | LAC | 21.9 |
| RB | Jahmyr Gibbs | RB | DET | 9.4 |
| WR | Terry McLaurin | WR | WAS | 23.3 |
| WR | Garrett Wilson | WR | NYJ | 6.6 |
| TE | Travis | K | elce | 10.3 |
| R/W/T | Brock Bowers | TE | LV | 25.2 |
| BN | DeAndre Hopkins | WR | BAL | 11.0 |
| BN | Julius Chestnut | RB | TEN | 0.0 |
| BN | Anthony Richardson | QB | IND | 19.2 |
| BN | Jonathon Brooks | RB | CAR | 5.6 |
| K | Jake Bates | K | DET | 11.0 |
| DEF | Seattle Seahawks | DEF | 16.0 |
Week 14: Kirk-umsised Penix 66.3 – 90.9 Devin Dingleberry
(L)
vs Freundlich
Kirk-umsised Penix (P. Waxman) — 66.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Joe Burrow | QB | CIN | 23.6 |
| RB | Ameer Abdullah | RB | LV | 0.3 |
| RB | Nick Chubb | RB | CLE | 4.8 |
| WR | DJ Moore | WR | CHI | 7.9 |
| WR | A.J. Brown | WR | PHI | 6.3 |
| TE | Cade Otton | TE | TB | 8.5 |
| R/W/T | Jerry Jeudy | WR | CLE | 14.9 |
| BN | Joe Mixon | RB | HOU | 0.0 |
| BN | Dallas Goedert | TE | PHI | 0.0 |
| BN | Xavier Worthy | WR | KC | 7.1 |
| BN | Marvin Harrison Jr. | WR | ARI | 6.9 |
| K | --empty-- | K | 0.0 | |
| BN | Ka'imi Fairbairn | K | HOU | 0.0 |
| DEF | --empty-- | DEF | 0.0 | |
| BN | Denver Broncos | DEF | 0.0 |
Devin Dingleberry (Freundlich) — 90.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Baker Mayfield | QB | TB | 17.0 |
| RB | Kareem Hunt | RB | KC | 3.4 |
| RB | James Cook | RB | BUF | 3.9 |
| WR | Tyreek Hill | WR | MIA | 23.1 |
| WR | Rome Odunze | WR | CHI | 18.2 |
| TE | T.J. Hockenson | TE | MIN | 6.5 |
| R/W/T | Devin Singletary | RB | NYG | 0.8 |
| BN | Jeremy McNichols | RB | WAS | 0.0 |
| BN | Justin Herbert | QB | LAC | 13.7 |
| BN | George Pickens | WR | DAL | 0.0 |
| BN | Tank Dell | WR | HOU | 0.0 |
| K | Anders Carlson | K | NYJ | 14.0 |
| DEF | Philadelphia Eagles | DEF | 4.0 |
Week 15: Kirk-umsised Penix 110.7 – 118.7 Big Mommas Hauschka
(L)
vs Becker-Parton PLAYOFF
Kirk-umsised Penix (P. Waxman) — 110.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Joe Burrow | QB | CIN | 14.8 |
| RB | Joe Mixon | RB | HOU | 8.1 |
| RB | Nick Chubb | RB | CLE | 2.1 |
| WR | DJ Moore | WR | CHI | 11.0 |
| WR | A.J. Brown | WR | PHI | 21.0 |
| TE | Cade Otton | TE | TB | 3.4 |
| R/W/T | Jerry Jeudy | WR | CLE | 16.3 |
| BN | Dalton Schultz | TE | HOU | 2.3 |
| BN | Tyjae Spears | RB | TEN | 24.2 |
| BN | Xavier Worthy | WR | KC | 16.6 |
| BN | Marvin Harrison Jr. | WR | ARI | 4.2 |
| K | Ka'imi Fairbairn | K | HOU | 8.0 |
| DEF | Denver Broncos | DEF | 26.0 |
Big Mommas Hauschka (Becker-Parton) — 118.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Patrick Mahomes | QB | KC | 15.8 |
| RB | Najee Harris | RB | LAC | 2.6 |
| RB | Jahmyr Gibbs | RB | DET | 25.9 |
| WR | Terry McLaurin | WR | WAS | 22.8 |
| WR | Garrett Wilson | WR | NYJ | 13.1 |
| TE | Brock Bowers | TE | LV | 5.0 |
| R/W/T | Isaac Guerendo | RB | SF | 9.5 |
| BN | DeAndre Hopkins | WR | BAL | 6.1 |
| BN | Travis | K | elce | 4.7 |
| BN | Anthony Richardson | QB | IND | 11.9 |
| BN | Keon Coleman | WR | BUF | 6.9 |
| K | Jake Bates | K | DET | 6.0 |
| DEF | Atlanta Falcons | DEF | 18.0 |
Week 16: Kirk-umsised Penix 104.5 – 141.0 Rashee Ratheyy Rathemm
(L)
vs Valenzuela PLAYOFF
Kirk-umsised Penix (P. Waxman) — 104.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Joe Burrow | QB | CIN | 22.0 |
| RB | Joe Mixon | RB | HOU | 7.6 |
| RB | Tyjae Spears | RB | TEN | 20.1 |
| WR | DJ Moore | WR | CHI | 10.5 |
| WR | A.J. Brown | WR | PHI | 19.7 |
| TE | David Njoku | TE | CLE | 10.6 |
| R/W/T | Jerry Jeudy | WR | CLE | 3.0 |
| BN | Dalton Schultz | TE | HOU | 13.0 |
| BN | Cade Otton | TE | TB | 0.0 |
| BN | Xavier Worthy | WR | KC | 17.0 |
| BN | Marvin Harrison Jr. | WR | ARI | 5.9 |
| K | Ka'imi Fairbairn | K | HOU | 6.0 |
| DEF | Denver Broncos | DEF | 5.0 |
Rashee Ratheyy Rathemm (Valenzuela) — 141.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Kyler Murray | QB | ARI | 19.4 |
| RB | De'Von Achane | RB | MIA | 28.0 |
| RB | Bucky Irving | RB | TB | 16.7 |
| WR | Amon-Ra St. Brown | WR | DET | 16.0 |
| WR | Brian Thomas Jr. | WR | JAX | 23.7 |
| TE | Stone Smartt | TE | NYJ | 5.2 |
| R/W/T | --empty-- | R/W/T | 0.0 | |
| BN | J.K. Dobbins | RB | LAC | 0.0 |
| BN | Jaylen Waddle | WR | MIA | 0.0 |
| BN | Jaylen Warren | RB | PIT | 11.7 |
| BN | Malik Nabers | WR | NYG | 10.3 |
| K | Will Reichard | K | MIN | 11.0 |
| DEF | Green Bay Packers | DEF | 21.0 | |
| BN | Jacksonville Jaguars | DEF | 3.0 |
Week 17: Kirk-umsised Penix 96.6 – 126.8 Etiennenman Square
(L)
vs Ballard PLAYOFF
Kirk-umsised Penix (P. Waxman) — 96.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Joe Burrow | QB | CIN | 37.0 |
| RB | Joe Mixon | RB | HOU | 4.9 |
| RB | Tyjae Spears | RB | TEN | 11.8 |
| WR | DJ Moore | WR | CHI | 9.2 |
| WR | A.J. Brown | WR | PHI | 11.1 |
| TE | Brenton Strange | TE | JAX | 0.0 |
| R/W/T | Marvin Harrison Jr. | WR | ARI | 12.6 |
| BN | David Njoku | TE | CLE | 0.0 |
| BN | Jerry Jeudy | WR | CLE | 15.4 |
| BN | Cade Otton | TE | TB | 0.0 |
| BN | Xavier Worthy | WR | KC | 18.9 |
| K | Ka'imi Fairbairn | K | HOU | 0.0 |
| DEF | Denver Broncos | DEF | 10.0 |
Etiennenman Square (Ballard) — 126.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | Sam Darnold | QB | SEA | 23.8 |
| RB | Derrick Henry | RB | BAL | 23.5 |
| RB | Saquon Barkley | RB | PHI | 17.9 |
| WR | Jakobi Meyers | WR | LV | 14.6 |
| WR | DK Metcalf | WR | PIT | 5.7 |
| TE | George | K | ittle | 15.2 |
| R/W/T | Zach Charbonnet | RB | SEA | 9.1 |
| BN | Geno Smith | QB | LV | 8.3 |
| BN | Darnell Mooney | WR | ATL | 4.7 |
| BN | Rhamondre Stevenson | RB | NE | 0.1 |
| BN | Brian Robinson | RB | WAS | 7.9 |
| K | Tyler Bass | K | BUF | 8.0 |
| DEF | Minnesota Vikings | DEF | 9.0 |