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Banys — 2011

King Dong · Record: 5-8 ยท PPG: 97.7 · 13 reg season + 2 playoff weeks

Week 1: King Dong 89.8111.7 Anne Frank's Cunt (L) vs Foote

King Dong (Banys) — 89.8 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB P. Rivers QB LAC 17.1
RB P. Hillis RB CLE 8.7
RB A. Peterson RB MIN 10.4
WR S. Johnson WR BUF 12.6
WR D. Bryant WR DAL 13.1
WR L. Fitzgerald WR ARI 6.2
TE V. Davis TE SF 4.7
K S. Janikowski K LV 13.0
DEF Saints DEF 4.0
BN C. Spiller RB BUF 8.1
BN A. Green WR CIN 10.1
BN D. Branch WR NE 9.3
BN B. Edwards WR SF 2.7
BN C. Benson RB CIN 18.3
BN M. Williams WR SEA 3.4

Anne Frank's Cunt (Foote) — 111.7 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Stafford QB DET 22.2
RB R. Mendenhall RB PIT 2.5
RB D. Williams RB CAR 3.6
WR M. Manningham WR NYG 4.9
WR J. Jones WR ATL 7.1
WR C. Johnson WR DET 20.8
TE J. Graham TE NO 11.6
K D. Akers K SF 15.0
DEF Bears DEF 24.0
BN F. Jones RB DAL 10.6
BN M. Ingram RB NO 4.0
BN R. Meachem WR NO 13.0
BN M. Austin WR DAL 15.0
BN M. Floyd WR LAC 4.5
BN R. Fitzpatrick QB BUF 24.6
Week 2: King Dong 119.1118.9 Slob on my Kolb (W) vs Bronchtein

King Dong (Banys) — 119.1 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB P. Rivers QB LAC 18.3
RB C. Benson RB CIN 7.6
RB A. Peterson RB MIN 26.1
WR S. Johnson WR BUF 15.6
WR A. Green WR CIN 18.4
WR L. Fitzgerald WR ARI 19.3
TE V. Davis TE SF 1.8
K S. Janikowski K LV 5.0
DEF Browns DEF 7.0
BN P. Hillis RB CLE 21.7
BN C. Spiller RB BUF 6.9
BN D. Bryant WR DAL 0.0
BN D. Branch WR NE 12.9
BN B. Edwards WR SF 2.1
BN Saints DEF 12.0

Slob on my Kolb (Bronchtein) — 118.9 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB B. Roethlisberger QB PIT 16.7
RB M. Forte RB CHI 16.6
RB B. Wells RB ARI 15.3
WR H. Nicks WR NYG 9.8
WR B. Marshall WR MIA 13.9
WR P. Burress WR NYJ 0.0
TE R. Gronkowski TE NE 20.6
K R. Gould K CHI 7.0
DEF Jets DEF 19.0
BN E. Doucet WR ARI 2.0
BN A. Foster RB HOU 4.0
BN C. Newton QB CAR 26.6
BN L. Tomlinson RB NYJ 1.5
BN E. Manning QB NYG 13.7
BN Z. Miller TE SEA 1.3
Week 3: King Dong 85.4105.3 Jake Ballard of a Thin Man (L) vs Freundlich

King Dong (Banys) — 85.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB P. Rivers QB LAC 6.4
RB C. Benson RB CIN 6.4
RB A. Peterson RB MIN 15.7
WR S. Johnson WR BUF 15.4
WR A. Green WR CIN 2.9
WR L. Fitzgerald WR ARI 12.4
TE V. Davis TE SF 11.2
K S. Janikowski K LV 12.0
DEF Saints DEF 3.0
BN P. Hillis RB CLE 0.0
BN M. Crabtree WR SF 2.4
BN D. Bryant WR DAL 6.3
BN T. Gonzalez TE ATL 7.8
BN D. Branch WR NE 0.0

Jake Ballard of a Thin Man (Freundlich) — 105.3 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB C. Henne QB MIA 14.8
RB C. Johnson RB TEN 7.5
RB M. Turner RB ATL 2.0
WR W. Welker WR NE 35.6
WR D. Nelson WR BUF 8.4
WR M. Williams WR TB 4.3
TE D. K eller 8.7
K N. Rackers K HOU 15.0
DEF Giants DEF 9.0
BN B. Green-Ellis RB NE 1.8
BN S. Bradford QB LAR 8.8
BN S. Rice WR SEA 10.9
BN P. Manning QB IND 0.0
BN D. Clark TE IND 1.2
BN M. Tolbert RB LAC 4.3
Week 4: King Dong 88.2127.1 Hauschka's Missed Field Goals (L) vs Becker-Parton

King Dong (Banys) — 88.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB P. Rivers QB LAC 18.1
RB P. Hillis RB CLE 6.9
RB A. Peterson RB MIN 8.3
WR S. Johnson WR BUF 5.8
WR A. Green WR CIN 12.4
WR L. Fitzgerald WR ARI 10.2
TE V. Davis TE SF 10.5
K S. Janikowski K LV 7.0
DEF Saints DEF 9.0
BN D. Bryant WR DAL 16.2
BN K. Hunter RB SF 10.0
BN T. Gonzalez TE ATL 11.6
BN D. Branch WR NE 6.4
BN C. Benson RB CIN 10.4
BN 49ers DEF 8.0

Hauschka's Missed Field Goals (Becker-Parton) — 127.1 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Rodgers QB GB 45.9
RB R. Mathews RB LAC 14.9
RB A. Bradshaw RB NYG 9.0
WR P. Harvin WR MIN 10.9
WR G. Jennings WR GB 16.3
WR R. White WR ATL 7.8
TE K. Winslow TE TB 3.3
K M. Bryant K ATL 14.0
DEF Patriots DEF 5.0
BN M. Ryan QB ATL 18.2
BN D. Amendola WR LAR 0.0
BN S. Greene RB NYJ 2.3
BN M. Thomas WR JAX 7.3
BN B. Tate RB HOU 2.0
BN B. Jacobs RB NYG 7.8
Week 5: King Dong 133.6110.0 The Deebiest (W) vs Demarkis

King Dong (Banys) — 133.6 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB P. Rivers QB LAC 17.0
RB C. Benson RB CIN 5.3
RB A. Peterson RB MIN 30.2
WR S. Johnson WR BUF 2.9
WR A. Green WR CIN 15.0
WR L. Fitzgerald WR ARI 6.6
TE V. Davis TE SF 15.6
K S. Janikowski K LV 19.0
DEF 49ers DEF 22.0
BN P. Hillis RB CLE 0.0
BN D. Bryant WR DAL 0.0
BN K. Hunter RB SF 6.5
BN T. Gonzalez TE ATL 6.0
BN D. Branch WR NE 13.4
BN Saints DEF 3.0

The Deebiest (Demarkis) — 110.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Hasselbeck QB TEN 12.8
RB J. Best RB DET 23.2
RB L. Blount RB TB 6.5
WR P. Garcon WR IND 24.5
WR S. Smith WR CAR 13.9
WR S. Holmes WR NYJ 12.0
TE J. Gresham TE CIN 8.1
K J. Hanson K DET 6.0
DEF Bears DEF 3.0
BN M. Vick QB PHI 21.6
BN S. Moss WR WAS 0.0
BN A. Johnson WR HOU 0.0
BN J. Witten TE DAL 0.0
BN K. K olb 4.3
BN M. Bush RB LV 0.9
Week 6: King Dong 80.280.2 Lord Porksword (W) vs Wood

King Dong (Banys) — 80.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Dalton QB CIN 14.5
RB C. Benson RB CIN 12.2
RB A. Peterson RB MIN 9.9
WR S. Johnson WR BUF 9.9
WR D. Bryant WR DAL 7.8
WR A. Green WR CIN 11.1
TE V. Davis TE SF 0.8
K S. Janikowski K LV 6.0
DEF 49ers DEF 8.0
BN P. Hillis RB CLE 1.4
BN T. Gonzalez TE ATL 2.9
BN D. Branch WR NE 6.9
BN L. Fitzgerald WR ARI 0.0
BN P. Rivers QB LAC 0.0
BN D. Baldwin WR SEA 0.0

Lord Porksword (Wood) — 80.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Brady QB NE 17.3
RB R. Rice RB BAL 16.1
RB D. Sproles RB NO 6.2
WR D. Jackson WR PHI 4.6
WR A. Boldin WR BAL 13.2
WR D. Hester WR CHI 15.1
TE S. Chandler TE BUF -0.3
K J. Brown K LAR 3.0
DEF Ravens DEF 5.0
BN J. Flacco QB BAL 14.1
BN J. K nox 4.1
BN K. Moreno RB DEN 0.0
BN J. Starks RB GB 6.6
BN J. Avant WR PHI 2.8
BN A. Gates TE LAC 0.0
Week 7: King Dong 90.7106.2 Steve's Breaston Largements (L) vs Baumann

King Dong (Banys) — 90.7 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB P. Rivers QB LAC 7.1
RB M. Hardesty RB CLE 12.2
RB A. Peterson RB MIN 23.5
WR D. Bryant WR DAL 15.0
WR L. Fitzgerald WR ARI 7.8
WR D. Henderson WR NO 0.9
TE T. Gonzalez TE ATL 6.2
K B. Cundiff K BAL 1.0
DEF Saints DEF 17.0
BN S. Johnson WR BUF 0.0
BN P. Hillis RB CLE 0.0
BN A. Green WR CIN 0.0
BN V. Davis TE SF 0.0
BN C. Benson RB CIN 0.0
BN 49ers DEF 0.0

Steve's Breaston Largements (Baumann) — 106.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB D. Brees QB NO 33.0
RB W. McGahee RB DEN 5.6
RB S. Jackson RB LAR 13.3
WR D. Heyward-Bey WR LV 8.9
WR D. Bowe WR KC 7.6
WR B. Lloyd WR LAR 7.4
TE G. Olsen TE CAR 0.4
K J. K asay 14.0
DEF Texans DEF 16.0
BN R. Torain RB WAS -0.5
BN M. Lynch RB SEA 0.0
BN K. Walter WR HOU 3.5
BN N. Washington WR TEN 1.0
BN F. Jackson RB BUF 0.0
BN J. Battle RB KC 7.6
Week 8: King Dong 91.3110.1 Believeland Browns (L) vs Ballard

King Dong (Banys) — 91.3 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB P. Rivers QB LAC 10.9
RB D. Murray RB DAL 7.2
RB A. Peterson RB MIN 28.2
WR S. Johnson WR BUF 5.7
WR D. Bryant WR DAL 2.8
WR L. Fitzgerald WR ARI 9.8
TE V. Davis TE SF 2.7
K B. Cundiff K BAL 12.0
DEF 49ers DEF 12.0
BN P. Hillis RB CLE 0.0
BN B. Tate RB HOU 2.2
BN A. Green WR CIN 12.3
BN T. Gonzalez TE ATL 0.0
BN C. Benson RB CIN 0.0
BN M. Tolbert RB LAC 0.0

Believeland Browns (Ballard) — 110.1 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Romo QB DAL 11.0
RB L. McCoy RB PHI 32.0
RB F. Gore RB SF 19.4
WR J. Simpson WR CIN 7.4
WR J. Maclin WR PHI 11.4
WR V. Jackson WR LAC 4.9
TE O. Daniels TE HOU 6.0
K N. Novak K LAC 12.0
DEF Steelers DEF 6.0
BN J. Nelson WR GB 0.0
BN B. Pettigrew TE DET 0.8
BN D. Alexander WR LAR 0.0
BN E. Graham RB TB 0.0
BN M. Cassel QB KC 9.8
BN M. Crosby K GB 0.0
Week 9: King Dong 102.083.6 Bobo the Hobo (W) vs Norberg

King Dong (Banys) — 102.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB P. Rivers QB LAC 25.3
RB D. Murray RB DAL 18.6
RB C. Benson RB CIN 7.8
WR D. Bryant WR DAL 5.6
WR A. Green WR CIN 8.3
WR L. Fitzgerald WR ARI 10.3
TE V. Davis TE SF 2.1
K B. Cundiff K BAL 13.0
DEF 49ers DEF 11.0
BN S. Johnson WR BUF 8.4
BN P. Hillis RB CLE 0.0
BN B. Tate RB HOU 17.5
BN T. Gonzalez TE ATL 9.6
BN A. Peterson RB MIN 0.0
BN M. Tolbert RB LAC 20.2

Bobo the Hobo (Norberg) — 83.6 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Schaub QB HOU 8.8
RB D. Thomas RB MIA 1.2
RB R. Bush RB MIA 20.2
WR M. Colston WR NO 5.2
WR R. Wayne WR IND 3.0
WR M. Wallace WR PIT 10.8
TE J. Finley TE GB 10.4
K S. Gostkowski K NE 8.0
DEF Packers DEF 16.0
BN D. McFadden RB LV 0.0
BN G. Little WR CLE 3.3
BN J. Cutler QB CHI 16.3
BN M. Jones-Drew RB JAX 0.0
BN C. Cooley TE WAS 0.0
BN L. Evans WR BAL 0.0
Week 10: King Dong 124.086.0 Anne Frank's Cunt (W) vs Foote

King Dong (Banys) — 124.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB P. Rivers QB LAC 15.4
RB D. Murray RB DAL 23.1
RB A. Peterson RB MIN 11.1
WR D. Bryant WR DAL 13.4
WR A. Green WR CIN 10.3
WR L. Fitzgerald WR ARI 26.6
TE T. Gonzalez TE ATL 13.1
K B. Cundiff K BAL 5.0
DEF 49ers DEF 6.0
BN S. Johnson WR BUF 0.8
BN P. Hillis RB CLE 0.0
BN B. Tate RB HOU 12.3
BN V. Davis TE SF 10.0
BN C. Benson RB CIN 6.2
BN M. Tolbert RB LAC 7.3

Anne Frank's Cunt (Foote) — 86.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Stafford QB DET 9.3
RB R. Mendenhall RB PIT 19.0
RB L. Blount RB TB 3.4
WR M. Crabtree WR SF 4.1
WR J. Jones WR ATL 0.9
WR C. Johnson WR DET 6.1
TE J. Graham TE NO 14.2
K D. Akers K SF 15.0
DEF Eagles DEF 14.0
BN F. Jones RB DAL 0.0
BN M. Manningham WR NYG 13.7
BN M. Ingram RB NO 1.4
BN M. Austin WR DAL 0.0
BN D. Williams RB CAR 3.5
BN P. Thomas RB NO 3.8
Week 11: King Dong 93.696.3 Slob on my Kolb (L) vs Bronchtein

King Dong (Banys) — 93.6 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB P. Rivers QB LAC 15.2
RB D. Murray RB DAL 10.5
RB A. Peterson RB MIN 8.6
WR D. Bryant WR DAL 12.8
WR A. Green WR CIN 0.0
WR L. Fitzgerald WR ARI 10.1
TE T. Gonzalez TE ATL 13.4
K B. Cundiff K BAL 7.0
DEF 49ers DEF 16.0
BN S. Johnson WR BUF 1.6
BN P. Hillis RB CLE 0.0
BN B. Tate RB HOU 0.0
BN V. Davis TE SF 12.7
BN C. Benson RB CIN 16.1
BN M. Tolbert RB LAC 3.8

Slob on my Kolb (Bronchtein) — 96.3 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB C. Newton QB CAR 24.9
RB M. Forte RB CHI 8.3
RB B. Wells RB ARI 1.3
WR H. Nicks WR NYG 6.9
WR B. Marshall WR MIA 0.5
WR V. Cruz WR NYG 18.8
TE R. Gronkowski TE NE 21.6
K R. Gould K CHI 7.0
DEF Jets DEF 7.0
BN A. Foster RB HOU 0.0
BN L. Stephens-Howling RB ARI 0.4
BN P. Burress WR NYJ 6.4
BN B. Roethlisberger QB PIT 0.0
BN S. Holmes WR NYJ 3.9
BN Giants DEF 8.0
Week 12: King Dong 81.3105.6 Jake Ballard of a Thin Man (L) vs Freundlich

King Dong (Banys) — 81.3 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB P. Rivers QB LAC 11.6
RB D. Murray RB DAL 12.8
RB C. Benson RB CIN 19.0
WR D. Bryant WR DAL 3.5
WR A. Green WR CIN 11.0
WR L. Fitzgerald WR ARI 5.5
TE T. Gonzalez TE ATL 6.9
K B. Cundiff K BAL 10.0
DEF 49ers DEF 1.0
BN S. Johnson WR BUF 13.5
BN P. Hillis RB CLE 6.1
BN B. Tate RB HOU 2.6
BN V. Davis TE SF 3.8
BN A. Peterson RB MIN 0.0
BN M. Tolbert RB LAC 6.3

Jake Ballard of a Thin Man (Freundlich) — 105.6 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB E. Manning QB NYG 22.6
RB C. Johnson RB TEN 17.3
RB M. Turner RB ATL 6.4
WR S. Rice WR SEA 0.3
WR J. Gaffney WR WAS 7.2
WR W. Welker WR NE 22.6
TE A. Hernandez TE NE 6.2
K N. Rackers K HOU 10.0
DEF Cardinals DEF 13.0
BN B. Green-Ellis RB NE 16.4
BN C. Spiller RB BUF 7.0
BN K. Hunter RB SF 2.7
BN N. Washington WR TEN 1.2
BN D. Nelson WR BUF 10.7
BN M. Williams WR TB 12.4
Week 13: King Dong 91.3153.5 Hauschka's Missed Field Goals (L) vs Becker-Parton

King Dong (Banys) — 91.3 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB P. Rivers QB LAC 23.8
RB D. Murray RB DAL 3.8
RB C. Benson RB CIN 5.2
WR S. Johnson WR BUF 11.2
WR D. Bryant WR DAL 14.6
WR L. Fitzgerald WR ARI 5.5
TE V. Davis TE SF 3.2
K B. Cundiff K BAL 6.0
DEF 49ers DEF 18.0
BN P. Hillis RB CLE 9.7
BN B. Tate RB HOU 4.1
BN A. Green WR CIN 16.2
BN T. Gonzalez TE ATL 10.0
BN A. Peterson RB MIN 0.0
BN M. Tolbert RB LAC 8.4

Hauschka's Missed Field Goals (Becker-Parton) — 153.5 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Rodgers QB GB 32.0
RB S. Greene RB NYJ 29.4
RB R. Mathews RB LAC 17.4
WR P. Harvin WR MIN 29.5
WR G. Jennings WR GB 15.4
WR R. White WR ATL 11.1
TE J. Ballard TE NYG 4.7
K D. Bailey K DAL 9.0
DEF Chargers DEF 5.0
BN M. Ryan QB ATL 11.7
BN T. Smith WR BAL 2.9
BN A. Bradshaw RB NYG 4.7
BN G. Olsen TE CAR 2.1
BN B. Jacobs RB NYG 11.9
BN A. Brown WR PIT 7.6
Week 15: King Dong 96.756.0 The Deebiest (W) vs Demarkis PLAYOFF

King Dong (Banys) — 96.7 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB P. Rivers QB LAC 14.8
RB C. Benson RB CIN 14.7
RB A. Peterson RB MIN 6.0
WR D. Bryant WR DAL 10.0
WR A. Green WR CIN 11.5
WR L. Fitzgerald WR ARI 6.5
TE V. Davis TE SF 13.2
K B. Cundiff K BAL 2.0
DEF 49ers DEF 18.0
BN S. Johnson WR BUF 8.2
BN P. Hillis RB CLE 16.8
BN B. Tate RB HOU 3.0
BN D. Murray RB DAL 0.0
BN T. Gonzalez TE ATL 1.4
BN M. Tolbert RB LAC 11.8

The Deebiest (Demarkis) — 56.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Hasselbeck QB TEN 4.8
RB J. Stewart RB CAR 5.1
RB J. Best RB DET 0.0
WR P. Garcon WR IND 1.2
WR S. Smith WR CAR 14.2
WR S. Moss WR WAS 10.0
TE J. Witten TE DAL 7.7
K J. Hanson K DET 4.0
DEF Bears DEF 9.0
BN E. Decker WR DEN 2.2
BN M. Vick QB PHI 22.2
BN A. Johnson WR HOU 0.0
BN R. Fitzpatrick QB BUF 15.3
BN K. K olb 0.0
BN M. Bush RB LV 13.9
Week 16: King Dong 65.8107.0 Lord Porksword (L) vs Wood PLAYOFF

King Dong (Banys) — 65.8 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB P. Rivers QB LAC 12.0
RB C. Benson RB CIN 2.5
RB A. Peterson RB MIN 11.2
WR D. Bryant WR DAL 6.2
WR A. Green WR CIN 5.0
WR L. Fitzgerald WR ARI 16.5
TE V. Davis TE SF 5.4
K B. Cundiff K BAL 0.0
DEF 49ers DEF 7.0
BN S. Johnson WR BUF 9.2
BN P. Hillis RB CLE 11.2
BN B. Tate RB HOU -0.1
BN D. Murray RB DAL 0.0
BN T. Gonzalez TE ATL 4.1
BN M. Tolbert RB LAC 3.9

Lord Porksword (Wood) — 107.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Brady QB NE 29.9
RB R. Rice RB BAL 19.5
RB D. Sproles RB NO 14.9
WR D. Jackson WR PHI 11.7
WR A. Boldin WR BAL 0.0
WR J. Jones WR GB 17.0
TE A. Gates TE LAC 4.0
K S. Hauschka K SEA 5.0
DEF Ravens DEF 5.0
BN E. Doucet WR ARI 4.7
BN J. Flacco QB BAL 14.3
BN J. Starks RB GB 1.9
BN R. Cooper WR PHI 2.8
BN D. Moore WR LV 15.4
BN B. Celek TE PHI 11.2