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Bronchtein — 2023

Bless Ye Thank Ye · Record: 6-8 ยท PPG: 93.8 · 14 reg season + 3 playoff weeks

Week 1: Bless Ye Thank Ye 77.297.0 Rub a dub Chubb (L) vs P. Waxman

Bless Ye Thank Ye (Bronchtein) — 77.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Hurts QB PHI 12.5
RB D. Pierce RB HOU 5.7
RB B. Robinson RB WAS 13.1
WR G. Wilson WR NYJ 11.9
WR J. Dotson WR WAS 6.5
TE T. Hockenson TE MIN 7.5
R/W/T T. Boyd WR CIN 2.0
K C. Boswell K PIT 1.0
DEF Eagles DEF 17.0
BN G. Smith QB SEA 9.1
BN T. Conklin TE NYJ 0.7
BN J. Warren RB PIT 4.3
BN Steelers DEF 10.0

Rub a dub Chubb (P. Waxman) — 97.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Tagovailoa QB MIA 26.1
RB N. Chubb RB CLE 14.7
RB R. White RB TB 5.9
WR T. Lockett WR SEA 2.0
WR A. St. Brown WR DET 16.1
TE D. Schultz TE HOU 1.4
R/W/T M. Sanders RB CAR 9.8
K Y. K oo 6.0
DEF Jaguars DEF 15.0
BN J. McKinnon RB KC 1.5
BN M. Williams WR NYJ 6.5
BN C. Hubbard RB CAR 7.9
BN J. Addison WR MIN 14.1
RES J. Wilson RB MIA 0.0
Week 2: Bless Ye Thank Ye 123.794.5 Steven Haushka 4 Commissioner (W) vs Becker-Parton

Bless Ye Thank Ye (Bronchtein) — 123.7 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Hurts QB PHI 24.2
RB D. Pierce RB HOU 4.5
RB B. Robinson RB WAS 27.9
WR G. Wilson WR NYJ 15.3
WR J. Dotson WR WAS 3.7
TE T. Hockenson TE MIN 22.1
R/W/T D. Mooney WR ATL 0.0
K N. Folk K TEN 9.0
DEF Eagles DEF 17.0
BN C. Patterson RB PIT 0.0
BN T. Boyd WR CIN 8.2
BN M. Jones QB JAX 12.7
BN J. Warren RB PIT 10.6

Steven Haushka 4 Commissioner (Becker-Parton) — 94.5 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Allen QB BUF 23.7
RB J. K elley 3.9
RB T. Allgeier RB ATL 4.8
WR K. Bourne WR NE 4.9
WR J. Chase WR CIN 5.6
TE M. Andrews TE BAL 13.0
R/W/T M. Pittman WR IND 9.6
K C. Boswell K PIT 12.0
DEF Cowboys DEF 17.0
BN G. Davis WR JAX 18.2
BN C. Akers RB MIN 0.0
BN I. Pacheco RB KC 7.5
BN P. Nacua WR LAR 22.6
Week 3: Bless Ye Thank Ye 77.2131.5 Virgin Charlie raChaad Spencer (L) vs Wright

Bless Ye Thank Ye (Bronchtein) — 77.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Hurts QB PHI 17.9
RB B. Robinson RB WAS 7.0
RB J. Warren RB PIT 6.7
WR G. Wilson WR NYJ 7.3
WR J. Dotson WR WAS 3.1
TE T. Hockenson TE MIN 9.8
R/W/T T. Boyd WR CIN 6.4
K N. Folk K TEN 3.0
DEF Eagles DEF 16.0
BN C. Patterson RB PIT 0.0
BN D. Mooney WR ATL 0.0
BN M. Jones QB JAX 13.3
BN D. Pierce RB HOU 13.4

Virgin Charlie raChaad Spencer (Wright) — 131.5 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB K. Cousins QB ATL 24.7
RB D. Henry RB BAL 2.0
RB T. Pollard RB TEN 13.6
WR K. Allen WR CHI 36.5
WR D. Samuel WR SF 22.1
TE K. Pitts TE ATL 6.2
R/W/T J. Williams RB DEN 7.5
K B. McManus K WAS 5.0
DEF Browns DEF 14.0
BN D. Prescott QB DAL 13.4
BN M. Thomas WR NO 8.0
BN C. Sutton WR DEN 15.1
BN Z. Moss RB CIN 21.5
Week 4: Bless Ye Thank Ye 86.0112.4 The Olave Garden (L) vs Kassel

Bless Ye Thank Ye (Bronchtein) — 86.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Hurts QB PHI 24.2
RB D. Pierce RB HOU 11.3
RB B. Robinson RB WAS 12.1
WR T. Boyd WR CIN 4.6
WR G. Wilson WR NYJ 10.5
TE T. Hockenson TE MIN 3.4
R/W/T G. Everett TE CHI 1.9
K N. Folk K TEN 11.0
DEF Eagles DEF 7.0
BN D. Mooney WR ATL 7.1
BN M. Jones QB JAX -1.3
BN J. Dotson WR WAS 10.7
BN J. Warren RB PIT 8.5

The Olave Garden (Kassel) — 112.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Goff QB DET 10.4
RB T. Etienne RB JAX 8.7
RB J. Ford RB CLE 7.0
WR C. Godwin WR TB 15.4
WR C. Olave WR NO 0.9
TE E. Engram TE JAX 9.4
R/W/T T. McLaurin WR WAS 12.6
K T. Bass K BUF 14.0
DEF Seahawks DEF 34.0
BN D. Cook RB BAL 2.3
BN A. Ekeler RB WAS 0.0
BN J. Palmer WR LAC 9.2
BN T. Bigsby RB JAX 1.0
Week 5: Bless Ye Thank Ye 91.1140.4 Cardi P (L) vs Sohl

Bless Ye Thank Ye (Bronchtein) — 91.1 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Hurts QB PHI 26.3
RB D. Pierce RB HOU 8.7
RB B. Robinson RB WAS 6.3
WR T. Boyd WR CIN 6.9
WR G. Wilson WR NYJ 6.9
TE T. Hockenson TE MIN 7.6
R/W/T J. Warren RB PIT 9.4
K N. Folk K TEN 12.0
DEF Eagles DEF 7.0
BN G. Everett TE CHI 0.0
BN D. Mooney WR ATL 0.0
BN M. Jones QB JAX -3.6
BN J. Dotson WR WAS 4.5

Cardi P (Sohl) — 140.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Fields QB PIT 33.0
RB J. Taylor RB IND 3.9
RB B. Hall RB NYJ 26.9
WR C. K upp 15.8
WR A. Brown WR PHI 15.7
TE C. K met 12.7
R/W/T N. Collins WR HOU 5.4
K D. Carlson K LV 5.0
DEF Jets DEF 22.0
BN D. Hopkins WR TEN 18.0
BN D. Njoku TE CLE 0.0
BN J. Williams WR DET 1.2
BN J. Hyatt WR NYG 0.0
Week 6: Bless Ye Thank Ye 83.258.4 A Jordan Love Story (W) vs Baumann

Bless Ye Thank Ye (Bronchtein) — 83.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Hurts QB PHI 16.9
RB D. Pierce RB HOU 3.4
RB B. Robinson RB WAS 12.6
WR G. Wilson WR NYJ 13.0
WR J. Dotson WR WAS 0.0
TE T. Hockenson TE MIN 8.0
R/W/T T. Boyd WR CIN 13.3
K N. Folk K TEN 10.0
DEF Eagles DEF 6.0
BN G. Everett TE CHI 9.3
BN D. Mooney WR ATL 5.8
BN M. Jones QB JAX 4.9
BN J. Warren RB PIT 0.0

A Jordan Love Story (Baumann) — 58.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Stafford QB LAR 13.2
RB S. Barkley RB PHI 11.8
RB J. Cook RB BUF 7.1
WR D. Adams WR LV 3.9
WR D. Metcalf WR SEA 8.9
TE J. Ferguson TE DAL 2.0
R/W/T T. Atwell WR LAR 3.5
K E. McPherson K CIN 7.0
DEF Colts DEF 1.0
BN L. Murray RB BUF 4.5
BN E. Mitchell RB SF -0.3
BN A. Richardson QB IND 0.0
BN M. Wilson WR ARI 7.7
RES D. Johnson WR CAR 0.0
Week 7: Bless Ye Thank Ye 96.5106.4 I wanna Burrow in your Butt (L) vs Valenzuela

Bless Ye Thank Ye (Bronchtein) — 96.5 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Hurts QB PHI 22.3
RB B. Robinson RB WAS 8.3
RB J. Warren RB PIT 9.6
WR K. Bourne WR NE 13.3
WR J. Dotson WR WAS 6.8
TE T. Hockenson TE MIN 14.1
R/W/T G. Everett TE CHI 10.1
K B. Maher K LAR 2.0
DEF Eagles DEF 10.0
BN T. Boyd WR CIN 0.0
BN M. Jones QB JAX 20.0
BN D. Pierce RB HOU 0.0
BN G. Wilson WR NYJ 0.0

I wanna Burrow in your Butt (Valenzuela) — 106.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB L. Jackson QB BAL 33.9
RB R. Mostert RB MIA 5.6
RB D. Henderson RB 13.1
WR S. Diggs WR HOU 14.8
WR Z. Flowers WR BAL 9.5
TE S. LaPorta TE DET 8.2
R/W/T J. Waddle WR MIA 9.3
K --empty-- K 0.0
DEF Buccaneers DEF 12.0
BN D. Montgomery RB DET 0.0
BN D. London WR ATL 8.4
BN R. Johnson RB CHI 0.0
BN T. Dell WR HOU 0.0
BN J. Smith-Njigba WR SEA 14.3
RES K. Murray QB ARI 0.0
Week 8: Bless Ye Thank Ye 104.092.2 Big Beudy Jeudy (W) vs Ballard

Bless Ye Thank Ye (Bronchtein) — 104.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Hurts QB PHI 27.4
RB D. Pierce RB HOU 4.6
RB B. Robinson RB WAS 8.9
WR K. Bourne WR NE 11.1
WR G. Wilson WR NYJ 14.1
TE T. Hockenson TE MIN 17.8
R/W/T T. Boyd WR CIN 12.1
K N. Folk K TEN 4.0
DEF Eagles DEF 4.0
BN G. Everett TE CHI 0.0
BN M. Jones QB JAX 11.2
BN J. Dotson WR WAS 20.8
BN J. Warren RB PIT 5.8

Big Beudy Jeudy (Ballard) — 92.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Burrow QB CIN 27.6
RB A. Jones RB MIN 6.6
RB R. Stevenson RB NE 6.0
WR T. Hill WR MIA 21.2
WR J. Meyers WR LV 2.4
TE D. Goedert TE PHI 5.6
R/W/T J. Reynolds WR DEN -0.2
K R. Patterson K JAX 16.0
DEF Packers DEF 7.0
BN R. Wilson QB PIT 17.6
BN Z. Ertz TE WAS 0.0
BN S. Perine RB DEN 3.1
BN Z. Evans RB LAR 0.0
RES J. Conner RB ARI 0.0
Week 9: Bless Ye Thank Ye 100.290.6 Jock Blocked by Derek Carr (W) vs Waxman

Bless Ye Thank Ye (Bronchtein) — 100.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Hurts QB PHI 25.9
RB D. Cook RB BAL 1.3
RB B. Robinson RB WAS 11.2
WR G. Wilson WR NYJ 9.5
WR D. Douglas WR NE 8.0
TE T. Hockenson TE MIN 10.4
R/W/T J. Dotson WR WAS 14.9
K N. Folk K TEN 10.0
DEF Eagles DEF 9.0
BN T. Boyd WR CIN 7.1
BN M. Jones QB JAX 10.1
BN D. Pierce RB HOU 0.0
BN J. Warren RB PIT 12.8

Jock Blocked by Derek Carr (Waxman) — 90.6 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Herbert QB LAC 7.1
RB D. Singletary RB NYG 3.6
RB N. Harris RB PIT 14.6
WR M. Brown WR KC 4.4
WR R. Rice WR KC 8.7
TE J. Ferguson TE DAL 18.6
R/W/T D. Smith WR PHI 12.6
K J. Elliott K PHI 4.0
DEF Ravens DEF 17.0
BN D. Waller TE NYG 0.0
BN J. Williams RB DEN 0.0
BN K. Williams RB LAR 0.0
BN D. Achane RB MIA 0.0
RES J. Jefferson WR MIN 0.0
Week 10: Bless Ye Thank Ye 123.1115.8 Bijan Curious (W) vs Freundlich

Bless Ye Thank Ye (Bronchtein) — 123.1 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Jones QB JAX 6.3
RB B. Robinson RB WAS 24.7
RB J. Warren RB PIT 18.0
WR G. Wilson WR NYJ 13.8
WR D. Douglas WR NE 11.4
TE T. Hockenson TE MIN 24.9
R/W/T J. Dotson WR WAS 0.0
K N. Folk K TEN 6.0
DEF Colts DEF 18.0
BN T. Boyd WR CIN 15.7
BN J. Hurts QB PHI 0.0
BN D. Pierce RB HOU 0.0
BN Eagles DEF 0.0

Bijan Curious (Freundlich) — 115.8 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB C. Stroud QB HOU 18.0
RB J. Jacobs RB GB 11.7
RB B. Robinson RB ATL 17.1
WR M. Evans WR TB 23.3
WR A. Cooper WR CLE 12.8
TE L. Thomas TE WAS 6.5
R/W/T C. K irk 11.4
K Y. K oo 5.0
DEF Raiders DEF 10.0
BN L. Fournette RB 0.0
BN R. Freeman RB DAL 0.0
BN C. Watson WR GB 3.3
BN G. Pickens WR PIT 6.0
Week 11: Bless Ye Thank Ye 88.6150.0 Chuba Womba Hubbard (L) vs Foote

Bless Ye Thank Ye (Bronchtein) — 88.6 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Hurts QB PHI 17.9
RB D. Henderson RB 10.9
RB B. Robinson RB WAS 16.7
WR T. Boyd WR CIN 3.7
WR G. Wilson WR NYJ -0.1
TE T. Hockenson TE MIN 7.5
R/W/T J. Warren RB PIT 22.0
K N. Folk K TEN 2.0
DEF Eagles DEF 8.0
BN M. Jones QB JAX 0.0
BN D. Pierce RB HOU 0.0
BN J. Dotson WR WAS 9.8
BN Colts DEF 0.0

Chuba Womba Hubbard (Foote) — 150.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB P. Mahomes QB KC 15.9
RB J. Mixon RB HOU 18.5
RB G. Edwards RB LAC 20.0
WR D. Moore WR CHI 19.1
WR C. Lamb WR DAL 13.5
TE G. K ittle 18.9
R/W/T K. Herbert RB CHI 5.1
K J. Myers K SEA 14.0
DEF Bills DEF 25.0
BN A. K amara 0.0
BN J. Dobbs QB SF 15.9
BN J. Jeudy WR CLE 8.3
BN R. Shaheed WR NO 0.0
Week 12: Bless Ye Thank Ye 105.7100.8 Travis Etienne That Ass (W) vs Faust

Bless Ye Thank Ye (Bronchtein) — 105.7 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Hurts QB PHI 33.5
RB B. Robinson RB WAS 7.4
RB J. Warren RB PIT 5.7
WR G. Wilson WR NYJ 13.9
WR D. Douglas WR NE 7.9
TE T. Hockenson TE MIN 13.5
R/W/T T. Boyd WR CIN 3.8
K N. Folk K TEN 7.0
DEF Colts DEF 13.0
BN D. Henderson RB 0.0
BN D. Pierce RB HOU 2.3
BN J. Dotson WR WAS 7.7
BN Eagles DEF 2.0

Travis Etienne That Ass (Faust) — 100.8 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB S. Howell QB SEA 16.3
RB A. Mattison RB LV 7.3
RB D. Swift RB CHI 8.9
WR B. Cooks WR DAL 15.2
WR C. Ridley WR TEN 19.4
TE T. K elce 12.1
R/W/T D. London WR ATL 11.6
K J. Tucker K BAL 8.0
DEF Chiefs DEF 2.0
BN D. Foreman RB CLE 0.0
BN N. Brown WR HOU 0.0
BN J. Robinson RB NO 0.0
BN T. Chandler RB MIN 1.6
RES M. Thomas WR NO 0.0
Week 13: Bless Ye Thank Ye 84.788.4 Coup II Electric Boogaloo (L) vs Banys

Bless Ye Thank Ye (Bronchtein) — 84.7 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Hurts QB PHI 23.9
RB B. Robinson RB WAS 5.3
RB J. Warren RB PIT 6.0
WR T. Boyd WR CIN 3.7
WR G. Wilson WR NYJ 6.5
TE T. Conklin TE NYJ 5.0
R/W/T J. Dotson WR WAS 3.3
K N. Folk K TEN 7.0
DEF Colts DEF 24.0
BN S. Perine RB DEN 1.6
BN T. Hockenson TE MIN 0.0
BN D. Douglas WR NE 0.0
BN Eagles DEF -2.0

Coup II Electric Boogaloo (Banys) — 88.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Love QB GB 23.7
RB C. McCaffrey RB SF 20.8
RB J. Gibbs RB DET 5.9
WR A. Thielen WR CAR 4.0
WR B. Aiyuk WR SF 13.1
TE J. Smith TE MIA 2.0
R/W/T A. Cooper WR CLE 4.9
K B. Aubrey K DAL 15.0
DEF Cowboys DEF -1.0
BN J. Hill RB BAL 0.0
BN K. Walker RB SEA 0.0
BN J. Bobo WR SEA 1.4
BN 49ers DEF 4.0
Week 14: Bless Ye Thank Ye 72.172.6 Travis Etienne That Ass (L) vs Faust

Bless Ye Thank Ye (Bronchtein) — 72.1 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Hurts QB PHI 8.9
RB C. Edwards-Helaire RB KC 7.8
RB J. Warren RB PIT 6.0
WR T. Boyd WR CIN 3.3
WR G. Wilson WR NYJ 15.6
TE T. Hockenson TE MIN 7.8
R/W/T T. Conklin TE NYJ 7.7
K N. Folk K TEN 8.0
DEF Colts DEF 7.0
BN S. Perine RB DEN 6.9
BN J. Dotson WR WAS 0.0
BN B. Robinson RB WAS 0.0
BN Eagles DEF 12.0

Travis Etienne That Ass (Faust) — 72.6 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Dobbs QB SF 4.6
RB A. Mattison RB LV 6.6
RB D. Swift RB CHI 3.9
WR B. Cooks WR DAL 4.7
WR C. Ridley WR TEN 7.3
TE T. K elce 11.3
R/W/T D. London WR ATL 24.2
K J. Moody K SF 4.0
DEF Chiefs DEF 6.0
BN D. Foreman RB CLE 8.2
BN N. Brown WR HOU 0.0
BN J. Robinson RB NO 0.0
BN K. Gainwell RB PHI 2.8
RES M. Thomas WR NO 0.0
Week 15: Bless Ye Thank Ye 73.369.4 Big Beudy Jeudy (W) vs Ballard PLAYOFF

Bless Ye Thank Ye (Bronchtein) — 73.3 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Hurts QB PHI 19.9
RB C. Edwards-Helaire RB KC 18.1
RB B. Robinson RB WAS 0.0
WR T. Boyd WR CIN 6.3
WR G. Wilson WR NYJ 4.4
TE T. Hockenson TE MIN 9.3
R/W/T J. Warren RB PIT 9.3
K N. Folk K TEN 3.0
DEF Eagles DEF 3.0
BN S. Perine RB DEN 5.3
BN T. Conklin TE NYJ 3.8
BN J. Dotson WR WAS 1.7
BN Colts DEF 16.0

Big Beudy Jeudy (Ballard) — 69.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB R. Wilson QB PIT 17.5
RB J. Conner RB ARI 16.4
RB J. Wilson RB MIA 1.1
WR T. Hill WR MIA 0.0
WR J. Meyers WR LV 14.7
TE G. Everett TE CHI 6.6
R/W/T D. Goedert TE PHI 5.1
K R. Patterson K JAX 0.0
DEF Packers DEF 8.0
BN J. Reynolds WR DEN 5.1
BN J. Burrow QB CIN 0.0
BN R. Stevenson RB NE 0.0
BN C. Dicker K LAC 3.0
Week 16: Bless Ye Thank Ye 80.785.9 Rub a dub Chubb (L) vs P. Waxman PLAYOFF

Bless Ye Thank Ye (Bronchtein) — 80.7 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Hurts QB PHI 22.4
RB C. Edwards-Helaire RB KC 6.3
RB J. Warren RB PIT 7.9
WR T. Boyd WR CIN 8.4
WR G. Wilson WR NYJ 11.3
TE T. Hockenson TE MIN 7.8
R/W/T T. Conklin TE NYJ 5.6
K N. Folk K TEN 5.0
DEF Eagles DEF 6.0
BN S. Perine RB DEN 4.9
BN J. Dotson WR WAS 4.1
BN B. Robinson RB WAS 0.0
BN Colts DEF 0.0

Rub a dub Chubb (P. Waxman) — 85.9 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB B. Purdy QB SF -1.6
RB C. Hubbard RB CAR 11.6
RB R. White RB TB 16.7
WR A. St. Brown WR DET 22.6
WR J. Addison WR MIN 0.7
TE T. Hudson TE CIN 1.0
R/W/T R. Doubs WR GB 15.9
K M. Gay K IND 4.0
DEF Steelers DEF 15.0
BN K. Hunt RB CLE 8.6
BN D. Schultz TE HOU 10.1
BN T. Higgins WR CIN 22.5
BN T. Tagovailoa QB MIA 15.5
Week 17: Bless Ye Thank Ye 75.989.4 A Jordan Love Story (L) vs Baumann PLAYOFF

Bless Ye Thank Ye (Bronchtein) — 75.9 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Hurts QB PHI 18.2
RB B. Robinson RB WAS 9.6
RB J. Warren RB PIT 17.8
WR T. Boyd WR CIN 3.9
WR G. Wilson WR NYJ 7.4
TE T. Conklin TE NYJ 7.0
R/W/T J. Dotson WR WAS 0.0
K N. Folk K TEN 5.0
DEF Eagles DEF 7.0
BN S. Perine RB DEN 3.6
BN T. Hockenson TE MIN 0.0
BN C. Edwards-Helaire RB KC 0.0
BN Colts DEF 3.0

A Jordan Love Story (Baumann) — 89.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Lawrence QB JAX 0.0
RB S. Barkley RB PHI 7.3
RB J. Cook RB BUF 4.9
WR D. Johnson WR CAR 9.6
WR D. Metcalf WR SEA 13.1
TE D. Njoku TE CLE 14.4
R/W/T D. Adams WR LV 31.1
K D. Hopkins K CLE 0.0
DEF Broncos DEF 9.0
BN M. Stafford QB LAR 10.6
BN G. Smith QB SEA 16.9
BN T. McBride TE ARI 7.8
BN J. Downs WR IND 6.3