Banys — 2012
Gold Hasselbeck Mountain · Record: 6-7 ยท PPG: 98.3 · 13 reg season + 3 playoff weeks
Week 1: Hasselbeck Mountain 89.0 – 126.3 Virgins with AIDS
(L)
vs
Foote
Hasselbeck Mountain (Banys) — 89.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Rodgers | QB | GB | 22.8 |
| RB | M. Turner | RB | ATL | 3.2 |
| RB | A. Peterson | RB | MIN | 20.7 |
| WR | D. Bryant | WR | DAL | 8.5 |
| WR | R. Moss | WR | SF | 10.7 |
| WR | W. Welker | WR | NE | 1.4 |
| TE | O. Daniels | TE | HOU | 8.7 |
| K | S. Janikowski | K | LV | 8.0 |
| DEF | Lions | DEF | 5.0 | |
| BN | R. Jennings | RB | JAX | 4.0 |
| BN | A. Collie | WR | IND | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Meachem | WR | LAC | 4.9 |
| BN | J. Witten | TE | DAL | 1.0 |
| BN | W. McGahee | RB | DEN | 6.4 |
| BN | J. Blackmon | WR | JAX | 4.4 |
Virgins with AIDS (
Foote) — 126.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Brady | QB | NE | 17.5 |
| RB | D. Murray | RB | DAL | 14.0 |
| RB | F. Gore | RB | SF | 17.3 |
| WR | J. Nelson | WR | GB | 8.4 |
| WR | J. Maclin | WR | PHI | 15.6 |
| WR | J. Jones | WR | ATL | 22.8 |
| TE | J. Finley | TE | GB | 10.7 |
| K | G. Hartley | K | NO | 6.0 |
| DEF | Eagles | DEF | 14.0 | |
| BN | D. Amendola | WR | LAR | 7.2 |
| BN | R. Helu | RB | WAS | 2.7 |
| BN | D. Moore | WR | LV | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Ingram | RB | NO | 1.5 |
| BN | S. Ridley | RB | NE | 21.2 |
| BN | A. Jeffery | WR | CHI | 14.0 |
Week 2: Hasselbeck Mountain 61.1 – 79.7 Cromartie Paternity Project
(L)
vs
Bronchtein
Hasselbeck Mountain (Banys) — 61.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Rodgers | QB | GB | 10.2 |
| RB | M. Turner | RB | ATL | 10.2 |
| RB | A. Peterson | RB | MIN | 8.0 |
| WR | D. Bryant | WR | DAL | 1.7 |
| WR | R. Cobb | WR | GB | 4.8 |
| WR | W. Welker | WR | NE | 9.5 |
| TE | O. Daniels | TE | HOU | 4.7 |
| K | S. Janikowski | K | LV | 7.0 |
| DEF | Lions | DEF | 5.0 | |
| BN | A. Collie | WR | IND | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Meachem | WR | LAC | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Moss | WR | SF | 1.4 |
| BN | J. Witten | TE | DAL | 5.8 |
| BN | W. McGahee | RB | DEN | 24.4 |
| BN | J. Blackmon | WR | JAX | 0.0 |
Cromartie Paternity Project (
Bronchtein) — 79.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | P. Rivers | QB | LAC | 22.3 |
| RB | M. Forte | RB | CHI | 8.0 |
| RB | C. Johnson | RB | TEN | 2.8 |
| WR | E. Decker | WR | DEN | 5.3 |
| WR | S. Smith | WR | CAR | 10.4 |
| WR | V. Cruz | WR | NYG | 23.9 |
| TE | A. Hernandez | TE | NE | 0.0 |
| K | N. Folk | K | NYJ | 4.0 |
| DEF | Jets | DEF | 3.0 | |
| BN | D. | K | eller | 0.0 |
| BN | K. Britt | WR | TEN | 0.5 |
| BN | T. Gerhart | RB | MIN | 3.2 |
| BN | L. Moore | WR | NO | 3.0 |
| BN | A. Luck | QB | IND | 19.1 |
| BN | S. Hill | WR | NYJ | 0.0 |
Week 3: Hasselbeck Mountain 62.3 – 133.4 JonBenet Ramses Barden
(L)
vs
Freundlich
Hasselbeck Mountain (Banys) — 62.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Rodgers | QB | GB | 10.6 |
| RB | W. McGahee | RB | DEN | 4.2 |
| RB | P. Thomas | RB | NO | 6.6 |
| WR | D. Bryant | WR | DAL | 6.2 |
| WR | R. Moss | WR | SF | 2.7 |
| WR | W. Welker | WR | NE | 14.2 |
| TE | J. Witten | TE | DAL | 0.8 |
| K | J. Hanson | K | DET | 17.0 |
| DEF | Lions | DEF | 0.0 | |
| BN | A. Collie | WR | IND | 0.6 |
| BN | R. Meachem | WR | LAC | 4.3 |
| BN | M. Turner | RB | ATL | 14.1 |
| BN | A. Peterson | RB | MIN | 10.7 |
| BN | B. Celek | TE | PHI | 3.6 |
| BN | J. Blackmon | WR | JAX | 0.7 |
JonBenet Ramses Barden (
Freundlich) — 133.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | B. Roethlisberger | QB | PIT | 32.2 |
| RB | R. Rice | RB | BAL | 21.0 |
| RB | D. Sproles | RB | NO | 6.2 |
| WR | D. Jackson | WR | PHI | 4.3 |
| WR | T. Smith | WR | BAL | 24.7 |
| WR | M. Wallace | WR | PIT | 18.4 |
| TE | J. Graham | TE | NO | 7.6 |
| K | L. Tynes | K | NYG | 18.0 |
| DEF | Ravens | DEF | 1.0 | |
| BN | J. Stewart | RB | CAR | 0.0 |
| BN | H. Nicks | WR | NYG | 0.0 |
| BN | P. Manning | QB | DEN | 21.2 |
| BN | S. Holmes | WR | NYJ | 14.7 |
| BN | A. Brown | RB | NYG | 25.0 |
| BN | D. Wilson | RB | NYG | 0.1 |
Week 4: Hasselbeck Mountain 102.5 – 122.2 Hauschka's Missed Field Goals
(L)
vs
Becker-Parton
Hasselbeck Mountain (Banys) — 102.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Rodgers | QB | GB | 28.1 |
| RB | M. Turner | RB | ATL | 23.1 |
| RB | A. Peterson | RB | MIN | 12.2 |
| WR | D. Bryant | WR | DAL | 12.5 |
| WR | R. Moss | WR | SF | 0.0 |
| WR | W. Welker | WR | NE | 10.9 |
| TE | B. Celek | TE | PHI | 5.7 |
| K | J. Hanson | K | DET | 7.0 |
| DEF | Giants | DEF | 3.0 | |
| BN | K. Ogletree | WR | DAL | 2.8 |
| BN | R. Meachem | WR | LAC | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Witten | TE | DAL | 17.2 |
| BN | W. McGahee | RB | DEN | 19.5 |
| BN | P. Thomas | RB | NO | 1.3 |
| BN | J. Blackmon | WR | JAX | 4.8 |
Hauschka's Missed Field Goals (
Becker-Parton) — 122.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Ryan | QB | ATL | 24.8 |
| RB | L. McCoy | RB | PHI | 14.0 |
| RB | R. Mathews | RB | LAC | 8.2 |
| WR | T. Young | WR | DET | 2.2 |
| WR | A. Green | WR | CIN | 17.7 |
| WR | L. Fitzgerald | WR | ARI | 12.4 |
| TE | A. Gates | TE | LAC | 5.9 |
| K | D. Akers | K | SF | 10.0 |
| DEF | 49ers | DEF | 27.0 | |
| BN | P. Hillis | RB | KC | 0.0 |
| BN | C. Spiller | RB | BUF | 1.8 |
| BN | J. Locker | QB | TEN | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Leshoure | RB | DET | 4.3 |
| BN | S. Rice | WR | SEA | 4.1 |
| BN | A. Brown | WR | PIT | 0.0 |
Week 5: Hasselbeck Mountain 108.5 – 124.4 Colt McCoy and the 45's
(L)
vs
Wright
Hasselbeck Mountain (Banys) — 108.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Rodgers | QB | GB | 25.1 |
| RB | M. Turner | RB | ATL | 12.9 |
| RB | A. Peterson | RB | MIN | 10.3 |
| WR | R. Meachem | WR | LAC | 18.7 |
| WR | W. Welker | WR | NE | 16.4 |
| WR | J. Blackmon | WR | JAX | 4.0 |
| TE | H. Miller | TE | PIT | 4.1 |
| K | S. Graham | K | HOU | 11.0 |
| DEF | Giants | DEF | 6.0 | |
| BN | D. Bryant | WR | DAL | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Moss | WR | SF | 1.1 |
| BN | J. Witten | TE | DAL | 0.0 |
| BN | W. McGahee | RB | DEN | 8.2 |
| BN | D. Brown | RB | IND | 11.2 |
| BN | J. Hanson | K | DET | 0.0 |
Colt McCoy and the 45's (
Wright) — 124.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Brees | QB | NO | 28.6 |
| RB | B. Green-Ellis | RB | CIN | 1.6 |
| RB | R. Bush | RB | MIA | 13.2 |
| WR | P. Harvin | WR | MIN | 23.6 |
| WR | R. Wayne | WR | IND | 27.2 |
| WR | R. White | WR | ATL | 6.8 |
| TE | F. Davis | TE | WAS | 5.4 |
| K | M. Bryant | K | ATL | 8.0 |
| DEF | Vikings | DEF | 10.0 | |
| BN | R. Mendenhall | RB | PIT | 16.1 |
| BN | D. Pitta | TE | BAL | 2.2 |
| BN | R. Cobb | WR | GB | 14.2 |
| BN | G. Jennings | WR | GB | 0.0 |
| BN | C. Palmer | QB | LV | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Martin | RB | TB | 0.0 |
Week 6: Hasselbeck Mountain 135.0 – 92.5 Weak Left Nut
(W)
vs
Norberg
Hasselbeck Mountain (Banys) — 135.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Rodgers | QB | GB | 39.2 |
| RB | M. Turner | RB | ATL | 3.9 |
| RB | A. Peterson | RB | MIN | 12.9 |
| WR | D. Bryant | WR | DAL | 21.5 |
| WR | R. Meachem | WR | LAC | 3.0 |
| WR | W. Welker | WR | NE | 19.8 |
| TE | H. Miller | TE | PIT | 6.7 |
| K | J. Hanson | K | DET | 14.0 |
| DEF | Buccaneers | DEF | 14.0 | |
| BN | K. Hunter | RB | SF | 3.2 |
| BN | J. Witten | TE | DAL | 8.8 |
| BN | W. McGahee | RB | DEN | 9.8 |
| BN | D. Brown | RB | IND | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Blackmon | WR | JAX | 0.0 |
| BN | S. Hill | WR | NYJ | 8.3 |
Weak Left Nut (
Norberg) — 92.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Freeman | QB | TB | 23.6 |
| RB | D. Woodhead | RB | NE | 7.1 |
| RB | A. Bradshaw | RB | NYG | 18.0 |
| WR | M. Manningham | WR | SF | 7.9 |
| WR | A. Boldin | WR | BAL | 9.8 |
| WR | B. Lloyd | WR | NE | 8.0 |
| TE | R. Gronkowski | TE | NE | 6.1 |
| K | M. Nugent | K | CIN | 6.0 |
| DEF | Patriots | DEF | 6.0 | |
| BN | M. Stafford | QB | DET | 21.1 |
| BN | B. Tate | RB | HOU | 1.4 |
| BN | M. Colston | WR | NO | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Smith | QB | SF | 2.5 |
| BN | M. Bush | RB | CHI | 0.0 |
| BN | Bears | DEF | 0.0 |
Week 7: Hasselbeck Mountain 94.7 – 65.4 Steve's Breaston Largements
(W)
vs
Baumann
Hasselbeck Mountain (Banys) — 94.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Rodgers | QB | GB | 25.7 |
| RB | A. Peterson | RB | MIN | 21.9 |
| RB | A. Brown | RB | NYG | 9.4 |
| WR | D. Bryant | WR | DAL | 1.4 |
| WR | A. Roberts | WR | ARI | 16.3 |
| WR | W. Welker | WR | NE | 6.6 |
| TE | J. Witten | TE | DAL | 4.4 |
| K | J. Hanson | K | DET | 1.0 |
| DEF | Cardinals | DEF | 8.0 | |
| BN | W. McGahee | RB | DEN | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Turner | RB | ATL | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Brown | RB | IND | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Blackmon | WR | JAX | 0.7 |
| BN | S. Hill | WR | NYJ | 5.5 |
| BN | Falcons | DEF | 0.0 |
Steve's Breaston Largements (
Baumann) — 65.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Dalton | QB | CIN | 6.1 |
| RB | A. Foster | RB | HOU | 22.3 |
| RB | T. Richardson | RB | CLE | 1.9 |
| WR | A. Johnson | WR | HOU | 8.6 |
| WR | L. Moore | WR | NO | 12.1 |
| WR | K. Wright | WR | TEN | 1.9 |
| TE | S. Chandler | TE | BUF | 1.5 |
| K | J. Tucker | K | BAL | 11.0 |
| DEF | --empty-- | DEF | 0.0 | |
| BN | S. Greene | RB | NYJ | 14.8 |
| BN | D. Thomas | WR | DEN | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Gonzalez | TE | ATL | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Vick | QB | PHI | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Floyd | WR | LAC | 0.0 |
| BN | S. Jackson | RB | LAR | 11.7 |
| BN | F. Jackson | RB | BUF | 18.0 |
Week 8: Hasselbeck Mountain 108.5 – 68.8 RG3PO
(W)
vs
Ballard
Hasselbeck Mountain (Banys) — 108.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Rodgers | QB | GB | 13.8 |
| RB | W. McGahee | RB | DEN | 19.5 |
| RB | A. Peterson | RB | MIN | 16.7 |
| WR | M. Crabtree | WR | SF | 20.0 |
| WR | D. Bryant | WR | DAL | 9.0 |
| WR | W. Welker | WR | NE | 4.8 |
| TE | J. Witten | TE | DAL | 16.7 |
| K | J. Hanson | K | DET | 4.0 |
| DEF | Falcons | DEF | 4.0 | |
| BN | D. Amendola | WR | LAR | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Roberts | WR | ARI | 6.5 |
| BN | M. Turner | RB | ATL | 6.4 |
| BN | D. Brown | RB | IND | 8.0 |
| BN | A. Brown | RB | NYG | 8.1 |
| BN | J. Blackmon | WR | JAX | 6.7 |
RG3PO (
Ballard) — 68.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | R. Griffin III | QB | WAS | 11.9 |
| RB | M. Lynch | RB | SEA | 16.6 |
| RB | D. Richardson | RB | LAR | 5.0 |
| WR | D. Bowe | WR | KC | 6.5 |
| WR | B. Marshall | WR | CHI | 9.8 |
| WR | J. Gordon | WR | CLE | 4.6 |
| TE | V. Davis | TE | SF | 3.4 |
| K | S. Hauschka | K | SEA | 6.0 |
| DEF | Steelers | DEF | 5.0 | |
| BN | S. Johnson | WR | BUF | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Pettigrew | TE | DET | 7.4 |
| BN | C. Newton | QB | CAR | 12.3 |
| BN | M. Jones-Drew | RB | JAX | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Jones | WR | GB | 7.8 |
| BN | M. Williams | WR | TB | 12.8 |
Week 9: Hasselbeck Mountain 96.7 – 76.3 CHROMED OUT PENIS
(W)
vs
Valenzuela
Hasselbeck Mountain (Banys) — 96.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Rodgers | QB | GB | 26.0 |
| RB | W. McGahee | RB | DEN | 7.0 |
| RB | A. Peterson | RB | MIN | 31.3 |
| WR | D. Bryant | WR | DAL | 1.5 |
| WR | A. Roberts | WR | ARI | 8.6 |
| WR | R. Broyles | WR | DET | 5.2 |
| TE | J. Witten | TE | DAL | 5.1 |
| K | J. Hanson | K | DET | 7.0 |
| DEF | Falcons | DEF | 5.0 | |
| BN | D. Amendola | WR | LAR | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Crabtree | WR | SF | 0.0 |
| BN | W. Welker | WR | NE | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Turner | RB | ATL | 16.2 |
| BN | D. Brown | RB | IND | 0.7 |
| BN | A. Brown | RB | NYG | 8.0 |
CHROMED OUT PENIS (
Valenzuela) — 76.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Flacco | QB | BAL | 12.2 |
| RB | J. Charles | RB | KC | 6.6 |
| RB | A. Morris | RB | WAS | 7.6 |
| WR | C. Johnson | WR | DET | 12.9 |
| WR | M. Austin | WR | DAL | 7.6 |
| WR | V. Jackson | WR | TB | 14.4 |
| TE | K. Rudolph | TE | MIN | 0.0 |
| K | S. Hauschka | K | SEA | 5.0 |
| DEF | Texans | DEF | 10.0 | |
| BN | D. McFadden | RB | LV | 1.7 |
| BN | T. Young | WR | DET | 2.0 |
| BN | T. Romo | QB | DAL | 16.8 |
| BN | E. Manning | QB | NYG | 3.0 |
| BN | N. Washington | WR | TEN | 9.5 |
| BN | S. Gostkowski | K | NE | 0.0 |
Week 10: Hasselbeck Mountain 93.6 – 104.9 Virgins with AIDS
(L)
vs
Foote
Hasselbeck Mountain (Banys) — 93.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | R. Fitzpatrick | QB | BUF | 18.7 |
| RB | M. Turner | RB | ATL | 1.5 |
| RB | A. Peterson | RB | MIN | 25.6 |
| WR | M. Crabtree | WR | SF | 13.0 |
| WR | D. Bryant | WR | DAL | 14.7 |
| WR | W. Welker | WR | NE | 7.4 |
| TE | J. Witten | TE | DAL | 4.7 |
| K | J. Hanson | K | DET | 6.0 |
| DEF | Falcons | DEF | 2.0 | |
| BN | D. Amendola | WR | LAR | 10.2 |
| BN | A. Roberts | WR | ARI | 0.0 |
| BN | W. McGahee | RB | DEN | 6.9 |
| BN | A. Rodgers | QB | GB | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Brown | RB | IND | 4.2 |
| BN | A. Brown | RB | NYG | 15.4 |
Virgins with AIDS (
Foote) — 104.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Brady | QB | NE | 17.4 |
| RB | S. Ridley | RB | NE | 15.8 |
| RB | F. Gore | RB | SF | 17.5 |
| WR | D. Moore | WR | LV | 15.0 |
| WR | J. Jones | WR | ATL | 7.5 |
| WR | T. Hilton | WR | IND | 3.0 |
| TE | H. Miller | TE | PIT | 4.7 |
| K | R. Gould | K | CHI | 8.0 |
| DEF | Seahawks | DEF | 16.0 | |
| BN | F. Jones | RB | DAL | 15.3 |
| BN | J. Nelson | WR | GB | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Maclin | WR | PHI | 15.3 |
| BN | L. Stephens-Howling | RB | ARI | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Murray | RB | DAL | 0.0 |
| BN | S. Moss | WR | WAS | 0.0 |
Week 11: Hasselbeck Mountain 96.3 – 73.7 Cromartie Paternity Project
(W)
vs
Bronchtein
Hasselbeck Mountain (Banys) — 96.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Rodgers | QB | GB | 15.7 |
| RB | W. McGahee | RB | DEN | 7.3 |
| RB | M. Turner | RB | ATL | 10.6 |
| WR | M. Crabtree | WR | SF | 9.1 |
| WR | D. Bryant | WR | DAL | 20.5 |
| WR | W. Welker | WR | NE | 8.0 |
| TE | J. Witten | TE | DAL | 5.1 |
| K | J. Hanson | K | DET | 8.0 |
| DEF | Falcons | DEF | 12.0 | |
| BN | D. Amendola | WR | LAR | 4.1 |
| BN | A. Roberts | WR | ARI | 0.7 |
| BN | R. Fitzpatrick | QB | BUF | 8.2 |
| BN | A. Peterson | RB | MIN | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Brown | RB | IND | 2.3 |
| BN | A. Brown | RB | NYG | 0.0 |
Cromartie Paternity Project (
Bronchtein) — 73.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Luck | QB | IND | 13.8 |
| RB | M. Forte | RB | CHI | 6.7 |
| RB | J. Starks | RB | GB | 8.0 |
| WR | E. Decker | WR | DEN | 8.3 |
| WR | C. Shorts | WR | JAX | 14.1 |
| WR | S. Smith | WR | CAR | 6.1 |
| TE | O. Daniels | TE | HOU | 5.7 |
| K | B. Walsh | K | MIN | 0.0 |
| DEF | Jets | DEF | 11.0 | |
| BN | C. Johnson | RB | TEN | 0.0 |
| BN | K. Britt | WR | TEN | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Gerhart | RB | MIN | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Hernandez | TE | NE | 0.0 |
| BN | P. Rivers | QB | LAC | 12.3 |
| BN | V. Cruz | WR | NYG | 0.0 |
Week 12: Hasselbeck Mountain 89.0 – 92.5 JonBenet Ramses Barden
(L)
vs
Freundlich
Hasselbeck Mountain (Banys) — 89.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Rodgers | QB | GB | 11.0 |
| RB | M. Turner | RB | ATL | 9.0 |
| RB | A. Peterson | RB | MIN | 11.8 |
| WR | M. Crabtree | WR | SF | 2.6 |
| WR | D. Bryant | WR | DAL | 25.1 |
| WR | W. Welker | WR | NE | 13.1 |
| TE | J. Witten | TE | DAL | 7.4 |
| K | J. Hanson | K | DET | 7.0 |
| DEF | Falcons | DEF | 2.0 | |
| BN | D. Amendola | WR | LAR | 3.8 |
| BN | A. Roberts | WR | ARI | 10.5 |
| BN | N. Washington | WR | TEN | 5.4 |
| BN | D. Brown | RB | IND | 4.9 |
| BN | A. Brown | RB | NYG | 12.4 |
| BN | T. Hilton | WR | IND | 9.3 |
JonBenet Ramses Barden (
Freundlich) — 92.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | P. Manning | QB | DEN | 17.5 |
| RB | R. Rice | RB | BAL | 16.4 |
| RB | M. Reece | RB | LV | 10.3 |
| WR | H. Nicks | WR | NYG | 13.7 |
| WR | T. Smith | WR | BAL | 14.4 |
| WR | M. Wallace | WR | PIT | 0.9 |
| TE | J. Graham | TE | NO | 3.3 |
| K | L. Tynes | K | NYG | 8.0 |
| DEF | Broncos | DEF | 8.0 | |
| BN | D. Jackson | WR | PHI | 1.1 |
| BN | B. Wells | RB | ARI | 16.8 |
| BN | B. Roethlisberger | QB | PIT | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Sproles | RB | NO | 6.5 |
| BN | J. Blackmon | WR | JAX | 13.4 |
| BN | Giants | DEF | 13.0 |
Week 13: Hasselbeck Mountain 140.9 – 73.5 Hauschka's Missed Field Goals
(W)
vs
Becker-Parton
Hasselbeck Mountain (Banys) — 140.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Rodgers | QB | GB | 14.9 |
| RB | M. Turner | RB | ATL | 13.0 |
| RB | A. Peterson | RB | MIN | 28.0 |
| WR | M. Crabtree | WR | SF | 10.1 |
| WR | D. Bryant | WR | DAL | 21.8 |
| WR | W. Welker | WR | NE | 16.3 |
| TE | J. Witten | TE | DAL | 10.8 |
| K | S. Gostkowski | K | NE | 11.0 |
| DEF | Falcons | DEF | 15.0 | |
| BN | D. Amendola | WR | LAR | 0.0 |
| BN | K. Moreno | RB | DEN | 8.3 |
| BN | A. Roberts | WR | ARI | 0.0 |
| BN | N. Washington | WR | TEN | 9.6 |
| BN | D. Brown | RB | IND | 2.3 |
| BN | T. Hilton | WR | IND | 10.0 |
Hauschka's Missed Field Goals (
Becker-Parton) — 73.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Ryan | QB | ATL | 10.4 |
| RB | C. Spiller | RB | BUF | 14.4 |
| RB | M. Leshoure | RB | DET | 13.3 |
| WR | R. Cobb | WR | GB | 6.7 |
| WR | A. Green | WR | CIN | 8.5 |
| WR | L. Fitzgerald | WR | ARI | 2.3 |
| TE | A. Gates | TE | LAC | 4.9 |
| K | D. Akers | K | SF | 7.0 |
| DEF | 49ers | DEF | 6.0 | |
| BN | R. Mathews | RB | LAC | 5.1 |
| BN | A. Dalton | QB | CIN | 14.9 |
| BN | K. Rudolph | TE | MIN | 11.1 |
| BN | S. Rice | WR | SEA | 15.9 |
| BN | G. Jennings | WR | GB | 4.6 |
| BN | A. Brown | WR | PIT | 4.2 |
Week 14: Hasselbeck Mountain 87.1 – 60.6 Hauschka's Missed Field Goals
(W)
vs
Becker-Parton PLAYOFF
Hasselbeck Mountain (Banys) — 87.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Rodgers | QB | GB | 14.1 |
| RB | M. Turner | RB | ATL | 7.4 |
| RB | A. Peterson | RB | MIN | 29.0 |
| WR | M. Crabtree | WR | SF | 9.3 |
| WR | D. Bryant | WR | DAL | 9.9 |
| WR | W. Welker | WR | NE | 5.2 |
| TE | J. Witten | TE | DAL | 6.2 |
| K | S. Gostkowski | K | NE | 6.0 |
| DEF | Falcons | DEF | 0.0 | |
| BN | D. Amendola | WR | LAR | 0.0 |
| BN | K. Moreno | RB | DEN | 22.7 |
| BN | A. Roberts | WR | ARI | 3.6 |
| BN | N. Washington | WR | TEN | 1.5 |
| BN | D. Brown | RB | IND | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Hilton | WR | IND | 4.8 |
Hauschka's Missed Field Goals (
Becker-Parton) — 60.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Ryan | QB | ATL | 19.7 |
| RB | C. Spiller | RB | BUF | 5.2 |
| RB | M. Leshoure | RB | DET | 4.9 |
| WR | R. Cobb | WR | GB | 10.2 |
| WR | A. Green | WR | CIN | 4.4 |
| WR | L. Fitzgerald | WR | ARI | 0.2 |
| TE | K. Rudolph | TE | MIN | 0.0 |
| K | J. Hanson | K | DET | 8.0 |
| DEF | 49ers | DEF | 8.0 | |
| BN | R. Mathews | RB | LAC | 6.5 |
| BN | A. Dalton | QB | CIN | 10.2 |
| BN | S. Rice | WR | SEA | 3.5 |
| BN | G. Jennings | WR | GB | 2.7 |
| BN | A. Gates | TE | LAC | 3.1 |
| BN | A. Brown | WR | PIT | 9.5 |
Week 15: Hasselbeck Mountain 132.2 – 114.0 Virgins with AIDS
(W)
vs
Foote PLAYOFF
Hasselbeck Mountain (Banys) — 132.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Rodgers | QB | GB | 24.9 |
| RB | K. Moreno | RB | DEN | 18.6 |
| RB | A. Peterson | RB | MIN | 27.2 |
| WR | M. Crabtree | WR | SF | 22.7 |
| WR | D. Bryant | WR | DAL | 11.9 |
| WR | W. Welker | WR | NE | 5.6 |
| TE | J. Witten | TE | DAL | 10.3 |
| K | S. Gostkowski | K | NE | 10.0 |
| DEF | Rams | DEF | 1.0 | |
| BN | D. Amendola | WR | LAR | 13.8 |
| BN | A. Roberts | WR | ARI | 2.2 |
| BN | M. Turner | RB | ATL | 12.1 |
| BN | N. Washington | WR | TEN | 6.2 |
| BN | D. Brown | RB | IND | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Hilton | WR | IND | 13.8 |
Virgins with AIDS (
Foote) — 114.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Brady | QB | NE | 24.8 |
| RB | D. Murray | RB | DAL | 15.2 |
| RB | F. Gore | RB | SF | 11.7 |
| WR | J. Maclin | WR | PHI | 5.3 |
| WR | D. Moore | WR | LV | 4.6 |
| WR | J. Jones | WR | ATL | 21.2 |
| TE | H. Miller | TE | PIT | 15.2 |
| K | C. Barth | K | TB | 0.0 |
| DEF | Seahawks | DEF | 16.0 | |
| BN | J. Nelson | WR | GB | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Heyward-Bey | WR | LV | 0.0 |
| BN | S. Ridley | RB | NE | 0.3 |
| BN | G. Olsen | TE | CAR | 5.6 |
| BN | T. Scheffler | TE | DET | 3.6 |
| BN | G. Zuerlein | K | LAR | 2.0 |
Week 16: Hasselbeck Mountain 147.0 – 136.2 Colt McCoy and the 45's
(W)
vs
Wright PLAYOFF
Hasselbeck Mountain (Banys) — 147.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Rodgers | QB | GB | 32.8 |
| RB | K. Moreno | RB | DEN | 12.7 |
| RB | A. Peterson | RB | MIN | 9.0 |
| WR | D. Bryant | WR | DAL | 34.4 |
| WR | W. Welker | WR | NE | 15.7 |
| WR | T. Hilton | WR | IND | 3.4 |
| TE | J. Witten | TE | DAL | 6.0 |
| K | S. Gostkowski | K | NE | 11.0 |
| DEF | Chargers | DEF | 22.0 | |
| BN | D. Amendola | WR | LAR | -1.5 |
| BN | M. Crabtree | WR | SF | 6.5 |
| BN | A. Roberts | WR | ARI | 4.4 |
| BN | M. Turner | RB | ATL | 5.7 |
| BN | N. Washington | WR | TEN | 1.5 |
| BN | D. Brown | RB | IND | 0.0 |
Colt McCoy and the 45's (
Wright) — 136.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | D. Brees | QB | NO | 29.7 |
| RB | R. Bush | RB | MIA | 28.7 |
| RB | V. Ballard | RB | IND | 6.9 |
| WR | R. Wayne | WR | IND | 14.1 |
| WR | B. Lloyd | WR | NE | 6.2 |
| WR | R. White | WR | ATL | 27.3 |
| TE | A. Hernandez | TE | NE | 1.3 |
| K | D. Bailey | K | DAL | 7.0 |
| DEF | Packers | DEF | 15.0 | |
| BN | L. McCoy | RB | PHI | 12.2 |
| BN | B. Gibson | WR | LAR | 3.3 |
| BN | D. Pitta | TE | BAL | 5.6 |
| BN | J. | K | erley | 1.9 |
| BN | D. Williams | RB | CAR | 4.8 |
| BN | M. Owens | RB | JAX | 11.9 |