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Bronchtein — 2016

Decker I Barley Know Er · Record: 6-7 ยท PPG: 89.3 · 13 reg season + 2 playoff weeks

Week 1: Decker I Barley Know Er 122.590.1 Jim Bob's Cooter (W) vs Waxman

Decker I Barley Know Er (Bronchtein) — 122.5 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Rodgers QB GB 23.6
RB D. Martin RB TB 9.6
RB E. Elliott RB DAL 11.2
WR D. Baldwin WR SEA 15.2
WR D. Moncrief WR IND 12.4
TE J. Thomas TE JAX 12.4
R/W/T L. Fitzgerald WR ARI 20.1
K N. Folk K NYJ 9.0
DEF Jets DEF 9.0
BN C. Johnson RB ARI 0.2
BN B. Powell RB NYJ 4.8
BN R. Fitzpatrick QB NYJ 14.1
BN C. Ivory RB JAX 0.0
BN M. Sanu WR ATL 16.0
BN T. Austin WR LAR 1.5

Jim Bob's Cooter (Waxman) — 90.1 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB K. Cousins QB WAS 8.0
RB E. Lacy RB GB 7.8
RB C. Hyde RB SF 21.3
WR E. Decker WR NYJ 9.7
WR D. Hopkins WR HOU 11.4
TE D. Walker TE TEN 4.2
R/W/T A. Cooper WR LV 15.7
K J. Tucker K BAL 9.0
DEF Bengals DEF 3.0
BN M. Stafford QB DET 26.1
BN F. Gore RB IND 7.8
BN M. Jones WR DET 8.5
BN D. Funchess WR CAR 0.9
BN K. White WR CHI 3.4
BN K. Dixon RB BAL 0.0
Week 2: Decker I Barley Know Er 70.592.4 Frank Gore's Wonderlic Score (L) vs Banys

Decker I Barley Know Er (Bronchtein) — 70.5 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Rodgers QB GB 16.4
RB D. Martin RB TB 2.3
RB E. Elliott RB DAL 12.7
WR D. Baldwin WR SEA 2.0
WR D. Moncrief WR IND 0.9
TE J. Thomas TE JAX 7.1
R/W/T L. Fitzgerald WR ARI 14.1
K N. Folk K NYJ 13.0
DEF Jets DEF 2.0
BN C. Johnson RB ARI 11.4
BN B. Powell RB NYJ 0.3
BN C. Ivory RB JAX 0.0
BN M. Sanu WR ATL 1.9
BN T. Austin WR LAR 5.6
BN W. Fuller WR HOU 10.4

Frank Gore's Wonderlic Score (Banys) — 92.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB B. Roethlisberger QB PIT 17.8
RB D. Johnson RB CLE 5.6
RB T. Rawls RB SEA 0.8
WR K. Benjamin WR CAR 22.8
WR B. Cooks WR NO 6.8
TE V. McDonald TE SF 13.5
R/W/T M. Wallace WR BAL 16.1
K M. Crosby K GB 2.0
DEF Chiefs DEF 7.0
BN J. Flacco QB BAL 14.2
BN J. Charles RB KC 0.0
BN P. Garcon WR WAS 2.5
BN J. Starks RB GB 1.9
BN R. Gronkowski TE NE 0.0
BN T. Lockett WR SEA 9.9
Week 3: Decker I Barley Know Er 69.286.1 Stephen Hauschka's Real Name (L) vs Becker-Parton

Decker I Barley Know Er (Bronchtein) — 69.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Rodgers QB GB 26.4
RB C. Ivory RB JAX 2.3
RB E. Elliott RB DAL 16.0
WR L. Fitzgerald WR ARI 6.0
WR M. Sanu WR ATL 3.1
TE J. Thomas TE JAX 1.3
R/W/T W. Fuller WR HOU 3.1
K N. Folk K NYJ 3.0
DEF Jets DEF 8.0
BN C. Johnson RB ARI 0.5
BN B. Powell RB NYJ 5.1
BN D. Baldwin WR SEA 22.0
BN D. Martin RB TB 0.0
BN T. Austin WR LAR 16.4
BN D. Moncrief WR IND 0.0

Stephen Hauschka's Real Name (Becker-Parton) — 86.1 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Ryan QB ATL 19.9
RB D. Williams RB PIT 4.4
RB L. Murray RB LV 9.8
WR B. Marshall WR NYJ 2.7
WR M. Evans WR TB 19.2
TE M. Bennett TE NE 1.6
R/W/T D. Murray RB TEN 21.5
K G. Gano K CAR 4.0
DEF Giants DEF 3.0
BN J. Forsett RB DEN 3.2
BN D. Pitta TE BAL 4.2
BN D. Sproles RB PHI 18.7
BN E. Rogers WR PIT 3.2
BN L. Treadwell WR MIN 0.0
BN C. Wentz QB PHI 21.0
RES T. Brady QB NE 0.0
Week 4: Decker I Barley Know Er 89.097.7 The Washington Redskins (L) vs Norberg

Decker I Barley Know Er (Bronchtein) — 89.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB D. Prescott QB DAL 18.1
RB C. Ivory RB JAX 2.9
RB E. Elliott RB DAL 21.7
WR L. Fitzgerald WR ARI 6.3
WR D. Baldwin WR SEA 5.4
TE K. Rudolph TE MIN 11.5
R/W/T W. Fuller WR HOU 14.1
K D. Hopkins K WAS 7.0
DEF Jets DEF 2.0
BN D. Amendola WR NE 0.0
BN B. Powell RB NYJ 8.0
BN A. Rodgers QB GB 0.0
BN D. Martin RB TB 0.0
BN M. Sanu WR ATL 2.2
BN T. Austin WR LAR 0.8

The Washington Redskins (Norberg) — 97.7 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB D. Brees QB NO 9.9
RB M. Ingram RB NO 16.5
RB C. Sims RB TB 1.5
WR E. Sanders WR DEN 14.8
WR A. Green WR CIN 23.3
TE G. Barnidge TE CLE 5.7
R/W/T M. Wheaton WR PIT 11.0
K S. Gostkowski K NE 0.0
DEF Broncos DEF 15.0
BN M. Asiata RB MIN 7.8
BN R. Cobb WR GB 0.0
BN C. Thompson RB WAS 10.0
BN D. Green-Beckham WR PHI 0.0
BN T. Sharpe WR TEN 1.5
BN D. Henry RB TEN 0.9
RES D. Lewis RB NE 0.0
Week 5: Decker I Barley Know Er 92.384.7 Meowkevious Bingo (W) vs Ballard

Decker I Barley Know Er (Bronchtein) — 92.3 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Rodgers QB GB 13.9
RB B. Powell RB NYJ 5.1
RB E. Elliott RB DAL 29.1
WR L. Fitzgerald WR ARI 20.1
WR T. Austin WR LAR 8.5
TE K. Rudolph TE MIN 1.5
R/W/T Q. Enunwa WR NYJ 5.1
K D. Hopkins K WAS 3.0
DEF Eagles DEF 6.0
BN D. Amendola WR NE 1.1
BN C. Ivory RB JAX 0.0
BN D. Baldwin WR SEA 0.0
BN D. Martin RB TB 0.0
BN M. Sanu WR ATL 2.3
BN D. Prescott QB DAL 17.5

Meowkevious Bingo (Ballard) — 84.7 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB P. Rivers QB LAC 24.4
RB D. Freeman RB ATL 18.3
RB T. West RB BAL 8.9
WR D. Jackson WR WAS 3.5
WR D. Bryant WR DAL 0.0
TE Z. Miller TE CHI 7.3
R/W/T C. Beasley WR DAL 11.3
K B. McManus K DEN 10.0
DEF Texans DEF 1.0
BN J. Edelman WR NE 3.5
BN R. Mathews RB PHI 11.5
BN T. Coleman RB ATL 22.3
BN M. Mariota QB TEN 30.5
BN C. Coleman WR CLE 0.0
BN Seahawks DEF 0.0
Week 6: Decker I Barley Know Er 71.952.3 Cornhog Tuesdays (W) vs Rath

Decker I Barley Know Er (Bronchtein) — 71.9 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Rodgers QB GB 11.5
RB B. Powell RB NYJ 2.2
RB E. Elliott RB DAL 17.4
WR L. Fitzgerald WR ARI 4.9
WR D. Baldwin WR SEA 3.1
TE D. Pitta TE BAL 3.6
R/W/T Q. Enunwa WR NYJ 4.2
K D. Hopkins K WAS 11.0
DEF Eagles DEF 14.0
BN C. Spiller RB 3.5
BN K. Rudolph TE MIN 0.0
BN D. Martin RB TB 0.0
BN M. Sanu WR ATL 10.7
BN T. Austin WR LAR 2.6
BN D. Prescott QB DAL 17.5

Cornhog Tuesdays (Rath) — 52.3 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB C. Palmer QB ARI 12.4
RB C. Anderson RB DEN 7.1
RB I. Crowell RB CLE 3.6
WR D. Thomas WR DEN 1.5
WR A. Brown WR PIT 4.5
TE T. K elce 3.2
R/W/T L. Blount RB NE 13.0
K C. Santos K KC 7.0
DEF Rams DEF 0.0
BN E. Manning QB NYG 22.1
BN T. Benjamin WR LAC -0.3
BN R. Matthews WR TEN 13.0
BN A. Morris RB DAL 0.2
BN G. Bernard RB CIN 9.4
BN J. James TE PIT 1.3
Week 7: Decker I Barley Know Er 65.682.4 Never Forget OdellGate (L) vs Foote

Decker I Barley Know Er (Bronchtein) — 65.6 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Rodgers QB GB 23.7
RB B. Powell RB NYJ 1.8
RB D. Jackson RB GB 0.6
WR L. Fitzgerald WR ARI 7.0
WR D. Baldwin WR SEA 6.9
TE D. Pitta TE BAL 4.0
R/W/T M. Sanu WR ATL 1.6
K D. Hopkins K WAS 5.0
DEF Ravens DEF 15.0
BN K. Rudolph TE MIN 5.5
BN D. Martin RB TB 0.0
BN T. Austin WR LAR 12.7
BN Q. Enunwa WR NYJ 13.3
BN E. Elliott RB DAL 0.0
BN D. Prescott QB DAL 0.0

Never Forget OdellGate (Foote) — 82.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Luck QB IND 27.8
RB J. Hill RB CIN 25.2
RB T. Gurley RB LAR 9.2
WR J. Nelson WR GB 0.9
WR J. Landry WR MIA 9.8
TE H. Henry TE LAC 1.6
R/W/T A. Robinson WR JAX 0.9
K C. Sturgis K PHI 7.0
DEF Bills DEF 0.0
BN G. Tate WR DET 9.3
BN A. Dalton QB CIN 20.3
BN W. Snead WR NO 8.7
BN T. Yeldon RB JAX 2.8
BN J. Ajayi RB MIA 27.6
BN M. Thomas WR NO 13.0
Week 8: Decker I Barley Know Er 105.461.5 Spooky Wiener (W) vs Freundlich

Decker I Barley Know Er (Bronchtein) — 105.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Rodgers QB GB 33.8
RB B. Powell RB NYJ 13.9
RB E. Elliott RB DAL 14.8
WR L. Fitzgerald WR ARI 7.4
WR D. Baldwin WR SEA 5.1
TE K. Rudolph TE MIN 3.1
R/W/T Q. Enunwa WR NYJ 15.3
K D. Hopkins K WAS 9.0
DEF Eagles DEF 3.0
BN D. Pitta TE BAL 0.0
BN D. Martin RB TB 0.0
BN M. Sanu WR ATL 14.4
BN T. Austin WR LAR 0.0
BN F. Whittaker RB CAR 1.0
BN D. Prescott QB DAL 26.3

Spooky Wiener (Freundlich) — 61.5 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Taylor QB BUF 18.1
RB K. Davis RB KC 0.8
RB J. White RB NE 2.9
WR T. Hilton WR IND 2.0
WR S. Diggs WR MIN 13.6
TE G. Olsen TE CAR 1.1
R/W/T R. Woods WR BUF 5.0
K S. Hauschka K SEA 8.0
DEF Seahawks DEF 10.0
BN L. McCoy RB BUF 0.0
BN C. Patterson WR MIN 3.6
BN A. Blue RB HOU 4.1
BN J. Langford RB CHI 1.1
BN S. Shepard WR NYG 0.0
BN D. Henry RB TEN 15.7
RES J. Gordon WR CLE 0.0
Week 9: Decker I Barley Know Er 77.5121.2 Butt Stuff (L) vs Wright

Decker I Barley Know Er (Bronchtein) — 77.5 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB D. Prescott QB DAL 23.9
RB B. Powell RB NYJ 5.1
RB E. Elliott RB DAL 21.7
WR M. Sanu WR ATL 7.4
WR T. Austin WR LAR 1.8
TE K. Rudolph TE MIN 6.1
R/W/T Q. Enunwa WR NYJ 2.5
K D. Bailey K DAL 5.0
DEF Eagles DEF 4.0
BN D. Pitta TE BAL 1.4
BN L. Fitzgerald WR ARI 0.0
BN A. Rodgers QB GB 25.2
BN D. Baldwin WR SEA 8.9
BN D. Martin RB TB 0.0
BN F. Whittaker RB CAR 0.1

Butt Stuff (Wright) — 121.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB C. Newton QB CAR 14.6
RB M. Forte RB NYJ 15.7
RB D. Harris RB SF 18.2
WR M. Crabtree WR LV 2.7
WR O. Beckham WR NYG 16.6
TE J. Graham TE SEA 22.3
R/W/T T. Montgomery RB GB 9.1
K J. Lambo K LAC 12.0
DEF Panthers DEF 10.0
BN J. Starks RB GB 0.0
BN J. Matthews WR PHI 8.8
BN J. McKinnon RB MIN 0.8
BN J. Winston QB TB 21.5
BN D. Johnson RB ARI 0.0
BN J. Howard RB CHI 0.0
Week 10: Decker I Barley Know Er 114.278.3 Siemian on her TDs (W) vs Baumann

Decker I Barley Know Er (Bronchtein) — 114.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Rodgers QB GB 25.5
RB B. Powell RB NYJ 14.9
RB E. Elliott RB DAL 38.9
WR L. Fitzgerald WR ARI 13.2
WR M. Sanu WR ATL 1.4
TE D. Pitta TE BAL 2.6
R/W/T Q. Enunwa WR NYJ 0.7
K D. Bailey K DAL 13.0
DEF Falcons DEF 4.0
BN K. Rudolph TE MIN 12.9
BN D. Baldwin WR SEA 23.9
BN D. Martin RB TB 10.6
BN T. Austin WR LAR 2.9
BN F. Whittaker RB CAR 1.4
BN D. Prescott QB DAL 18.8

Siemian on her TDs (Baumann) — 78.3 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Flacco QB BAL 20.1
RB J. Stewart RB CAR 3.9
RB M. Gordon RB LAC 13.2
WR J. Jones WR ATL 13.5
WR A. Jeffery WR CHI 4.7
TE J. Reed TE WAS 4.1
R/W/T D. Booker RB DEN 8.8
K M. Bryant K ATL 8.0
DEF Patriots DEF 2.0
BN T. Pryor WR CLE 4.8
BN C. Michael RB GB 2.6
BN T. Riddick RB DET 0.0
BN D. Carr QB LV 0.0
BN J. Brown WR ARI 4.0
BN T. Coleman RB ATL 0.0
Week 11: Decker I Barley Know Er 102.9105.0 10 w E N T z b R E a s T (L) vs Valenzuela

Decker I Barley Know Er (Bronchtein) — 102.9 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Rodgers QB GB 29.3
RB D. Martin RB TB 10.5
RB E. Elliott RB DAL 12.7
WR D. Baldwin WR SEA 15.0
WR C. Beasley WR DAL 11.9
TE K. Rudolph TE MIN 1.2
R/W/T L. Fitzgerald WR ARI 6.3
K D. Bailey K DAL 9.0
DEF Seahawks DEF 7.0
BN D. Pitta TE BAL 3.0
BN B. Powell RB NYJ 0.0
BN M. Sanu WR ATL 0.0
BN T. Austin WR LAR 2.9
BN Q. Enunwa WR NYJ 0.0
BN D. Prescott QB DAL 25.6

10 w E N T z b R E a s T (Valenzuela) — 105.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB R. Wilson QB SEA 24.3
RB L. Bell RB PIT 26.1
RB S. Ware RB KC 8.5
WR M. Evans WR TB 10.5
WR D. Moncrief WR IND 9.7
TE T. Eifert TE CIN 3.7
R/W/T L. Murray RB LV 9.2
K A. Vinatieri K IND 6.0
DEF Dolphins DEF 7.0
BN A. Gates TE LAC 0.0
BN B. Bortles QB JAX 10.4
BN T. Williams WR LAC 0.0
BN W. Fuller WR HOU 1.7
BN R. K elley 31.7
BN Cardinals DEF 4.0
RES S. Watkins WR BUF 0.0
Week 12: Decker I Barley Know Er 85.896.4 Jim Bob's Cooter (L) vs Waxman

Decker I Barley Know Er (Bronchtein) — 85.8 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Rodgers QB GB 23.1
RB D. Martin RB TB 7.0
RB E. Elliott RB DAL 24.0
WR L. Fitzgerald WR ARI 5.3
WR D. Baldwin WR SEA 3.4
TE D. Pitta TE BAL 3.4
R/W/T C. Beasley WR DAL 5.6
K D. Bailey K DAL 7.0
DEF Seahawks DEF 7.0
BN B. Powell RB NYJ 4.3
BN K. Rudolph TE MIN 6.4
BN M. Sanu WR ATL 7.0
BN T. Austin WR LAR 11.5
BN Q. Enunwa WR NYJ 16.9
BN D. Prescott QB DAL 21.7

Jim Bob's Cooter (Waxman) — 96.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB K. Cousins QB WAS 30.2
RB F. Gore RB IND 3.1
RB C. Hyde RB SF 15.5
WR D. Hopkins WR HOU 7.0
WR A. Cooper WR LV 2.2
TE D. Walker TE TEN 11.0
R/W/T M. Jones WR DET 5.4
K J. Tucker K BAL 19.0
DEF Vikings DEF 3.0
BN M. Stafford QB DET 16.3
BN C. West RB KC 0.8
BN S. Coates WR PIT 0.0
BN K. Dixon RB BAL 8.0
BN D. Washington RB DET 1.9
RES E. Lacy RB GB 0.0
Week 13: Decker I Barley Know Er 93.956.2 Frank Gore's Wonderlic Score (W) vs Banys

Decker I Barley Know Er (Bronchtein) — 93.9 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Rodgers QB GB 16.0
RB D. Martin RB TB 12.8
RB E. Elliott RB DAL 16.5
WR L. Fitzgerald WR ARI 7.8
WR D. Baldwin WR SEA 6.5
TE D. Pitta TE BAL 19.0
R/W/T C. Beasley WR DAL 2.3
K D. Bailey K DAL 5.0
DEF Seahawks DEF 8.0
BN B. Powell RB NYJ 0.3
BN K. Rudolph TE MIN 4.5
BN M. Sanu WR ATL 2.6
BN T. Austin WR LAR 0.0
BN Q. Enunwa WR NYJ 1.0
BN D. Prescott QB DAL 11.3

Frank Gore's Wonderlic Score (Banys) — 56.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB C. K aepernick 2.2
RB T. Rawls RB SEA 23.8
RB W. Smallwood RB PHI 1.9
WR K. Benjamin WR CAR 1.8
WR B. Cooks WR NO 7.7
TE V. McDonald TE SF 0.9
R/W/T M. Wallace WR BAL 5.9
K M. Crosby K GB 3.0
DEF Chiefs DEF 9.0
BN J. Tamme TE ATL 0.0
BN R. Gronkowski TE NE 0.0
BN B. Roethlisberger QB PIT 16.6
BN T. Lockett WR SEA 19.8
BN D. Johnson RB CLE 0.0
BN C. Wentz QB PHI 9.6
RES J. Charles RB KC 0.0
Week 15: Decker I Barley Know Er 85.6118.0 Meowkevious Bingo (L) vs Ballard PLAYOFF

Decker I Barley Know Er (Bronchtein) — 85.6 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Rodgers QB GB 12.0
RB D. Martin RB TB 4.2
RB E. Elliott RB DAL 24.8
WR L. Fitzgerald WR ARI 3.7
WR D. Baldwin WR SEA 9.5
TE D. Pitta TE BAL 1.6
R/W/T C. Beasley WR DAL 4.8
K D. Bailey K DAL 14.0
DEF Seahawks DEF 11.0
BN B. Powell RB NYJ 16.2
BN K. Rudolph TE MIN 9.7
BN M. Sanu WR ATL 4.4
BN T. Austin WR LAR 2.7
BN Q. Enunwa WR NYJ 6.4
BN D. Prescott QB DAL 19.2

Meowkevious Bingo (Ballard) — 118.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB P. Rivers QB LAC 13.2
RB D. Freeman RB ATL 31.5
RB T. West RB BAL 12.2
WR D. Jackson WR WAS 11.1
WR J. Edelman WR NE 7.5
TE C. Brate TE TB 13.3
R/W/T D. Bryant WR DAL 8.2
K C. Boswell K PIT 18.0
DEF Ravens DEF 3.0
BN K. Britt WR LAR 5.0
BN R. Mathews RB PHI 21.3
BN M. Floyd WR NE 0.0
BN M. Mariota QB TEN 4.4
BN C. Coleman WR CLE 2.4
BN Texans DEF 7.0
Week 16: Decker I Barley Know Er 103.285.4 Jim Bob's Cooter (W) vs Waxman PLAYOFF

Decker I Barley Know Er (Bronchtein) — 103.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Rodgers QB GB 37.2
RB D. Martin RB TB 0.0
RB E. Elliott RB DAL 21.2
WR L. Fitzgerald WR ARI 3.1
WR D. Baldwin WR SEA 23.7
TE D. Pitta TE BAL 7.5
R/W/T C. Beasley WR DAL 2.5
K D. Bailey K DAL 6.0
DEF Seahawks DEF 2.0
BN B. Powell RB NYJ 7.4
BN K. Rudolph TE MIN 5.3
BN M. Sanu WR ATL 5.6
BN T. Austin WR LAR 10.0
BN Q. Enunwa WR NYJ 4.2
BN D. Prescott QB DAL 24.0

Jim Bob's Cooter (Waxman) — 85.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB K. Cousins QB WAS 29.8
RB F. Gore RB IND 6.4
RB C. Hyde RB SF 10.2
WR D. Hopkins WR HOU 4.3
WR A. Cooper WR LV 7.6
TE D. Walker TE TEN 8.3
R/W/T K. Dixon RB BAL 5.8
K J. Tucker K BAL 13.0
DEF Vikings DEF 0.0
BN M. Stafford QB DET 11.5
BN L. Green TE PIT 0.0
BN M. Jones WR DET 1.6
BN C. West RB KC 3.8
BN S. Coates WR PIT 0.0
BN D. Washington RB DET 2.6
RES E. Lacy RB GB 0.0