Banys — 2014
Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits · Record: 6-7 ยท PPG: 93.9 · 13 reg season + 2 playoff weeks
Week 1: Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits 78.9 – 113.7 Carlos Hyde Your Kids
(L)
vs
Waxman
Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits (Banys) — 78.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Rodgers | QB | GB | 8.6 |
| RB | R. Mathews | RB | LAC | 12.0 |
| RB | M. Jones-Drew | RB | LV | 2.3 |
| WR | D. Bryant | WR | DAL | 5.5 |
| WR | K. Benjamin | WR | CAR | 15.2 |
| TE | V. Davis | TE | SF | 16.4 |
| R/W/T | A. Boldin | WR | SF | 9.9 |
| K | S. Janikowski | K | LV | 2.0 |
| DEF | Broncos | DEF | 7.0 | |
| BN | M. Bennett | TE | CHI | 13.0 |
| BN | M. Ingram | RB | NO | 18.1 |
| BN | A. Smith | QB | KC | 6.7 |
| BN | C. Michael | RB | SEA | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Cooks | WR | NO | 15.5 |
| BN | D. Archer | RB | PIT | 0.4 |
Carlos Hyde Your Kids (
Waxman) — 113.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Stafford | QB | DET | 30.0 |
| RB | J. Bell | RB | DET | 11.6 |
| RB | D. Murray | RB | DAL | 18.3 |
| WR | P. Garcon | WR | WAS | 7.7 |
| WR | D. Thomas | WR | DEN | 4.8 |
| TE | J. Thomas | TE | DEN | 28.4 |
| R/W/T | R. Cooper | WR | PHI | 2.9 |
| K | A. Vinatieri | K | IND | 6.0 |
| DEF | Browns | DEF | 4.0 | |
| BN | S. Greene | RB | TEN | 7.1 |
| BN | L. Miller | RB | MIA | 11.8 |
| BN | J. Gordon | WR | CLE | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Hopkins | WR | HOU | 14.9 |
| BN | D. Freeman | RB | ATL | 3.3 |
| BN | C. Hyde | RB | SF | 11.0 |
Week 2: Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits 89.3 – 70.6 A Negro's in Brooklyn
(W)
vs
Wood
Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits (Banys) — 89.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Rodgers | QB | GB | 28.6 |
| RB | R. Mathews | RB | LAC | 5.7 |
| RB | M. Ingram | RB | NO | 16.4 |
| WR | D. Bryant | WR | DAL | 16.3 |
| WR | K. Benjamin | WR | CAR | 4.6 |
| TE | V. Davis | TE | SF | 3.9 |
| R/W/T | B. Cooks | WR | NO | 4.8 |
| K | S. Graham | K | NO | 6.0 |
| DEF | Broncos | DEF | 3.0 | |
| BN | M. Bennett | TE | CHI | 9.7 |
| BN | M. Jones-Drew | RB | LV | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Boldin | WR | SF | 3.4 |
| BN | A. Smith | QB | KC | 14.4 |
| BN | C. Michael | RB | SEA | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Archer | RB | PIT | 0.0 |
A Negro's in Brooklyn (
Wood) — 70.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | N. Foles | QB | PHI | 16.4 |
| RB | K. Moreno | RB | MIA | 0.4 |
| RB | M. Ball | RB | DEN | 8.9 |
| WR | T. Smith | WR | BAL | 1.0 |
| WR | V. Jackson | WR | TB | 5.1 |
| TE | D. Allen | TE | IND | 0.0 |
| R/W/T | D. Sproles | RB | PHI | 23.8 |
| K | J. Tucker | K | BAL | 14.0 |
| DEF | Chiefs | DEF | 1.0 | |
| BN | W. Welker | WR | DEN | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Baldwin | WR | SEA | 3.5 |
| BN | D. Martin | RB | TB | 0.0 |
| BN | T. Williams | WR | DAL | 2.0 |
| BN | M. Wheaton | WR | PIT | 6.0 |
| BN | J. Reed | TE | WAS | 0.0 |
Week 3: Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits 105.5 – 131.0 for EmmanuelSanders foreverago
(L)
vs
Freundlich
Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits (Banys) — 105.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. | K | aepernick | 19.2 |
| RB | A. Morris | RB | WAS | 7.7 |
| RB | K. Davis | RB | KC | 17.2 |
| WR | D. Bryant | WR | DAL | 14.9 |
| WR | A. Boldin | WR | SF | 3.6 |
| TE | M. Bennett | TE | CHI | 17.4 |
| R/W/T | K. Benjamin | WR | CAR | 17.5 |
| K | S. Graham | K | NO | 1.0 |
| DEF | Broncos | DEF | 7.0 | |
| BN | R. Mathews | RB | LAC | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Ingram | RB | NO | 0.0 |
| BN | V. Davis | TE | SF | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Jones-Drew | RB | LV | 0.0 |
| BN | C. Michael | RB | SEA | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Cooks | WR | NO | 7.4 |
for EmmanuelSanders foreverago (
Freundlich) — 131.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | R. Wilson | QB | SEA | 21.0 |
| RB | M. Lynch | RB | SEA | 24.8 |
| RB | G. Bernard | RB | CIN | 17.4 |
| WR | J. Maclin | WR | PHI | 21.4 |
| WR | E. Sanders | WR | DEN | 14.9 |
| TE | R. Gronkowski | TE | NE | 10.4 |
| R/W/T | S. Ridley | RB | NE | 6.1 |
| K | R. Bullock | K | HOU | 5.0 |
| DEF | Dolphins | DEF | 10.0 | |
| BN | J. Stewart | RB | CAR | 5.0 |
| BN | G. Tate | WR | DET | 5.1 |
| BN | S. Smith | WR | BAL | 10.1 |
| BN | J. Jones | WR | LV | 4.3 |
| BN | V. Cruz | WR | NYG | 16.7 |
| BN | T. Richardson | RB | IND | 8.0 |
Week 4: Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits 85.9 – 98.6 Spiller I Barely Know Her
(L)
vs
Valenzuela
Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits (Banys) — 85.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. | K | aepernick | 19.5 |
| RB | A. Morris | RB | WAS | 15.0 |
| RB | K. Davis | RB | KC | 11.9 |
| WR | D. Bryant | WR | DAL | 10.4 |
| WR | K. Benjamin | WR | CAR | 13.6 |
| TE | M. Bennett | TE | CHI | 13.4 |
| R/W/T | B. Cooks | WR | NO | 3.1 |
| K | C. Parkey | K | PHI | 3.0 |
| DEF | Falcons | DEF | -4.0 | |
| BN | R. Mathews | RB | LAC | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Ingram | RB | NO | 0.0 |
| BN | V. Davis | TE | SF | 0.8 |
| BN | M. Jones-Drew | RB | LV | 0.3 |
| BN | A. Boldin | WR | SF | 6.2 |
| BN | C. Michael | RB | SEA | 0.0 |
Spiller I Barely Know Her (
Valenzuela) — 98.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Luck | QB | IND | 28.6 |
| RB | L. McCoy | RB | PHI | 1.7 |
| RB | P. Thomas | RB | NO | 2.3 |
| WR | J. Edelman | WR | NE | 2.3 |
| WR | A. Brown | WR | PIT | 25.8 |
| TE | A. Gates | TE | LAC | 3.0 |
| R/W/T | R. Wayne | WR | IND | 17.9 |
| K | D. Bailey | K | DAL | 10.0 |
| DEF | Lions | DEF | 7.0 | |
| BN | P. Harvin | WR | NYJ | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Cutler | QB | CHI | 15.1 |
| BN | A. Ellington | RB | ARI | 0.0 |
| BN | T. | K | elce | 15.3 |
| BN | S. Watkins | WR | BUF | 9.0 |
| BN | Bengals | DEF | 0.0 |
Week 5: Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits 73.2 – 70.4 De More DeMaryius
(W)
vs
Baumann
Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits (Banys) — 73.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. | K | aepernick | 13.8 |
| RB | A. Morris | RB | WAS | 2.7 |
| RB | K. Davis | RB | KC | 0.6 |
| WR | D. Bryant | WR | DAL | 14.5 |
| WR | K. Benjamin | WR | CAR | 1.8 |
| TE | M. Bennett | TE | CHI | 1.7 |
| R/W/T | B. Cooks | WR | NO | 7.1 |
| K | C. Parkey | K | PHI | 10.0 |
| DEF | Eagles | DEF | 21.0 | |
| BN | R. Mathews | RB | LAC | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Ingram | RB | NO | 0.0 |
| BN | V. Davis | TE | SF | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Jones-Drew | RB | LV | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Boldin | WR | SF | 7.2 |
| BN | C. Michael | RB | SEA | 0.0 |
De More DeMaryius (
Baumann) — 70.4 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Dalton | QB | CIN | 17.8 |
| RB | R. Jennings | RB | NYG | 7.2 |
| RB | A. Bradshaw | RB | IND | 6.5 |
| WR | A. Green | WR | CIN | 12.1 |
| WR | K. Allen | WR | LAC | 2.5 |
| TE | J. Graham | TE | NO | 3.6 |
| R/W/T | M. Floyd | WR | ARI | 0.7 |
| K | S. Suisham | K | PIT | 5.0 |
| DEF | Steelers | DEF | 15.0 | |
| BN | J. Forsett | RB | BAL | 15.7 |
| BN | B. Tate | RB | PIT | 12.2 |
| BN | D. Williams | RB | CAR | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Jones | WR | LV | 0.0 |
| BN | K. Cousins | QB | WAS | 19.7 |
| BN | J. Brown | WR | ARI | 0.4 |
Week 6: Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits 99.9 – 127.8 A Teo of Two Titties
(L)
vs
Bronchtein
Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits (Banys) — 99.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. | K | aepernick | 29.4 |
| RB | D. McFadden | RB | LV | 8.6 |
| RB | A. Morris | RB | WAS | 5.5 |
| WR | D. Bryant | WR | DAL | 6.3 |
| WR | K. Benjamin | WR | CAR | 10.9 |
| TE | M. Bennett | TE | CHI | 7.2 |
| R/W/T | V. Davis | TE | SF | 3.0 |
| K | C. Parkey | K | PHI | 9.0 |
| DEF | Eagles | DEF | 20.0 | |
| BN | R. Mathews | RB | LAC | 0.0 |
| BN | M. Ingram | RB | NO | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Boldin | WR | SF | 15.4 |
| BN | C. Michael | RB | SEA | 0.0 |
| BN | K. Davis | RB | KC | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Cooks | WR | NO | 0.0 |
A Teo of Two Titties (
Bronchtein) — 127.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | B. Roethlisberger | QB | PIT | 10.8 |
| RB | M. Forte | RB | CHI | 27.7 |
| RB | C. Ivory | RB | NYJ | 2.1 |
| WR | M. Crabtree | WR | SF | 10.9 |
| WR | M. Sanu | WR | CIN | 18.0 |
| TE | G. Olsen | TE | CAR | 12.2 |
| R/W/T | A. Foster | RB | HOU | 26.1 |
| K | P. Dawson | K | SF | 9.0 |
| DEF | Patriots | DEF | 11.0 | |
| BN | C. Johnson | RB | NYJ | 1.1 |
| BN | H. Nicks | WR | IND | 1.8 |
| BN | J. | K | erley | 0.4 |
| BN | A. Johnson | WR | HOU | 13.9 |
| BN | A. Smith | QB | KC | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Williams | RB | NYG | 5.9 |
Week 7: Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits 73.7 – 77.2 Hauschka's Super Bowl Ring
(L)
vs
Becker-Parton
Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits (Banys) — 73.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. | K | aepernick | 13.3 |
| RB | M. Ingram | RB | NO | 2.9 |
| RB | A. Morris | RB | WAS | 5.4 |
| WR | D. Bryant | WR | DAL | 15.1 |
| WR | K. Benjamin | WR | CAR | 12.1 |
| TE | M. Bennett | TE | CHI | 5.8 |
| R/W/T | V. Davis | TE | SF | 2.1 |
| K | R. Bullock | K | HOU | 11.0 |
| DEF | Packers | DEF | 6.0 | |
| BN | R. Mathews | RB | LAC | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Boldin | WR | SF | 5.0 |
| BN | K. Davis | RB | KC | 3.6 |
| BN | B. Cooks | WR | NO | 2.3 |
| BN | C. Parkey | K | PHI | 0.0 |
| BN | Eagles | DEF | 0.0 |
Hauschka's Super Bowl Ring (
Becker-Parton) — 77.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Flacco | QB | BAL | 12.7 |
| RB | S. Vereen | RB | NE | 23.4 |
| RB | F. Jackson | RB | BUF | 2.8 |
| WR | K. Wright | WR | TEN | 12.8 |
| WR | R. Randle | WR | NYG | 7.4 |
| TE | L. Donnell | TE | NYG | 5.0 |
| R/W/T | L. Fitzgerald | WR | ARI | 2.1 |
| K | N. Novak | K | LAC | 8.0 |
| DEF | Chargers | DEF | 3.0 | |
| BN | J. Cameron | TE | CLE | 0.5 |
| BN | C. Johnson | WR | DET | 0.0 |
| BN | D. Brees | QB | NO | 20.0 |
| BN | R. Bush | RB | DET | 3.2 |
| BN | M. Evans | WR | TB | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Matthews | WR | PHI | 0.0 |
Week 8: Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits 119.3 – 73.2 Riley Cooper's Main Nukka
(W)
vs
Norberg
Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits (Banys) — 119.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | R. Tannehill | QB | MIA | 13.6 |
| RB | M. Ingram | RB | NO | 23.5 |
| RB | A. Morris | RB | WAS | 14.5 |
| WR | D. Bryant | WR | DAL | 9.0 |
| WR | K. Benjamin | WR | CAR | 9.4 |
| TE | M. Bennett | TE | CHI | 15.5 |
| R/W/T | B. Cooks | WR | NO | 21.8 |
| K | C. Parkey | K | PHI | 10.0 |
| DEF | Eagles | DEF | 2.0 | |
| BN | R. Mathews | RB | LAC | 0.0 |
| BN | C. | K | aepernick | 0.0 |
| BN | V. Davis | TE | SF | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Boldin | WR | SF | 0.0 |
| BN | K. Davis | RB | KC | 10.9 |
| BN | Packers | DEF | 0.0 |
Riley Cooper's Main Nukka (
Norberg) — 73.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | P. Manning | QB | DEN | 23.4 |
| RB | D. Robinson | RB | JAX | 11.8 |
| RB | B. Sankey | RB | TEN | 6.0 |
| WR | B. Marshall | WR | CHI | 3.5 |
| WR | T. Hilton | WR | IND | 21.5 |
| TE | O. Daniels | TE | BAL | 0.0 |
| R/W/T | E. Decker | WR | NYJ | 4.0 |
| K | M. Bryant | K | ATL | 3.0 |
| DEF | Colts | DEF | 0.0 | |
| BN | E. Royal | WR | LAC | 2.9 |
| BN | B. LaFell | WR | NE | 18.4 |
| BN | D. Walker | TE | TEN | 9.7 |
| BN | A. Hawkins | WR | CLE | 14.8 |
| BN | Z. Stacy | RB | LAR | 3.7 |
| BN | B. Cunningham | RB | LAR | 3.5 |
Week 9: Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits 97.3 – 60.7 Ebrony Threesome
(W)
vs
Wright
Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits (Banys) — 97.3 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. | K | aepernick | 10.9 |
| RB | M. Ingram | RB | NO | 23.0 |
| RB | A. Morris | RB | WAS | 22.9 |
| WR | D. Bryant | WR | DAL | 7.5 |
| WR | K. Benjamin | WR | CAR | 1.8 |
| TE | V. Davis | TE | SF | 1.9 |
| R/W/T | A. Boldin | WR | SF | 15.3 |
| K | C. Parkey | K | PHI | 7.0 |
| DEF | Eagles | DEF | 7.0 | |
| BN | M. Bennett | TE | CHI | 0.0 |
| BN | R. Mathews | RB | LAC | 0.0 |
| BN | K. Davis | RB | KC | 0.9 |
| BN | B. Cooks | WR | NO | 3.8 |
| BN | J. Brown | WR | ARI | 0.7 |
| BN | R. Bullock | K | HOU | 3.0 |
Ebrony Threesome (
Wright) — 60.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Vick | QB | NYJ | 13.6 |
| RB | J. McKinnon | RB | MIN | 6.8 |
| RB | B. Oliver | RB | LAC | 2.6 |
| WR | D. Jackson | WR | WAS | 18.0 |
| WR | M. Wallace | WR | MIA | 5.0 |
| TE | J. Reed | TE | WAS | 1.7 |
| R/W/T | D. Williams | RB | CAR | 5.0 |
| K | S. Hauschka | K | SEA | 12.0 |
| DEF | Chargers | DEF | -4.0 | |
| BN | S. Jackson | RB | ATL | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Rodgers | QB | GB | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Jeffery | WR | CHI | 0.0 |
| BN | B. Rainey | RB | TB | 12.1 |
| BN | C. Sims | RB | TB | 0.0 |
| BN | Broncos | DEF | -1.0 | |
| RES | A. Peterson | RB | MIN | 0.0 |
Week 10: Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits 129.8 – 107.2 Two Lines Cut with Dwanye Bowe
(W)
vs
Foote
Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits (Banys) — 129.8 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. | K | aepernick | 12.8 |
| RB | M. Ingram | RB | NO | 13.9 |
| RB | A. Morris | RB | WAS | 0.0 |
| WR | D. Bryant | WR | DAL | 27.8 |
| WR | K. Benjamin | WR | CAR | 19.0 |
| TE | V. Davis | TE | SF | 0.8 |
| R/W/T | A. Boldin | WR | SF | 15.5 |
| K | C. Parkey | K | PHI | 9.0 |
| DEF | Eagles | DEF | 31.0 | |
| BN | M. Bennett | TE | CHI | 4.5 |
| BN | R. Mathews | RB | LAC | 0.0 |
| BN | K. Davis | RB | KC | -1.4 |
| BN | B. Cooks | WR | NO | 15.0 |
| BN | J. Brown | WR | ARI | 13.3 |
| BN | R. Bullock | K | HOU | 0.0 |
Two Lines Cut with Dwanye Bowe (
Foote) — 107.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | M. Ryan | QB | ATL | 15.7 |
| RB | E. Lacy | RB | GB | 17.8 |
| RB | J. Hill | RB | CIN | 4.1 |
| WR | J. Jones | WR | ATL | 11.9 |
| WR | M. Colston | WR | NO | 3.6 |
| TE | H. Miller | TE | PIT | 2.9 |
| R/W/T | R. Cobb | WR | GB | 11.2 |
| K | M. Crosby | K | GB | 15.0 |
| DEF | Cardinals | DEF | 25.0 | |
| BN | A. Dalton | QB | CIN | -4.8 |
| BN | K. Rudolph | TE | MIN | 0.0 |
| BN | F. Gore | RB | SF | 14.3 |
| BN | C. Patterson | WR | MIN | 0.0 |
| BN | K. Stills | WR | NO | 2.6 |
| BN | A. Hurns | WR | JAX | 0.9 |
Week 11: Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits 72.6 – 133.5 JJ aka Juggalo Jihad Twatt
(L)
vs
Ballard
Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits (Banys) — 72.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. | K | aepernick | 14.1 |
| RB | M. Ingram | RB | NO | 9.7 |
| RB | A. Morris | RB | WAS | 13.2 |
| WR | K. Benjamin | WR | CAR | 16.9 |
| WR | B. Cooks | WR | NO | 5.5 |
| TE | M. Bennett | TE | CHI | 2.9 |
| R/W/T | A. Boldin | WR | SF | 5.3 |
| K | C. Parkey | K | PHI | 8.0 |
| DEF | Eagles | DEF | -3.0 | |
| BN | R. Mathews | RB | LAC | 7.5 |
| BN | D. Bryant | WR | DAL | 0.0 |
| BN | V. Davis | TE | SF | 1.1 |
| BN | K. Davis | RB | KC | 7.8 |
| BN | J. Brown | WR | ARI | 6.9 |
| BN | R. Bullock | K | HOU | 13.0 |
JJ aka Juggalo Jihad Twatt (
Ballard) — 133.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. Newton | QB | CAR | 16.7 |
| RB | J. Charles | RB | KC | 27.8 |
| RB | L. Bell | RB | PIT | 28.2 |
| WR | J. Nelson | WR | GB | 16.9 |
| WR | R. White | WR | ATL | 13.5 |
| TE | M. Rivera | TE | LV | 4.0 |
| R/W/T | M. Floyd | WR | LAC | 10.4 |
| K | S. Gostkowski | K | NE | 6.0 |
| DEF | Texans | DEF | 10.0 | |
| BN | J. Flacco | QB | BAL | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Smith | RB | ATL | 0.3 |
| BN | T. Gerhart | RB | JAX | 0.0 |
| BN | G. Jennings | WR | MIN | 0.4 |
| BN | J. Witten | TE | DAL | 0.0 |
| BN | A. Hawkins | WR | CLE | 15.7 |
Week 12: Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits 119.9 – 88.2 Spiller I Barely Know Her
(W)
vs
Valenzuela
Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits (Banys) — 119.9 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. | K | aepernick | 12.6 |
| RB | M. Ingram | RB | NO | 4.2 |
| RB | A. Morris | RB | WAS | 19.0 |
| WR | D. Bryant | WR | DAL | 20.6 |
| WR | A. Boldin | WR | SF | 19.7 |
| TE | M. Bennett | TE | CHI | 3.7 |
| R/W/T | V. Davis | TE | SF | 2.1 |
| K | C. Parkey | K | PHI | 21.0 |
| DEF | Eagles | DEF | 17.0 | |
| BN | R. Mathews | RB | LAC | 17.3 |
| BN | K. Davis | RB | KC | 0.2 |
| BN | K. Benjamin | WR | CAR | 0.0 |
| BN | J. Brown | WR | ARI | 6.1 |
| BN | R. Bullock | K | HOU | 7.0 |
| RES | B. Cooks | WR | NO | 0.0 |
Spiller I Barely Know Her (
Valenzuela) — 88.2 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | A. Luck | QB | IND | 15.0 |
| RB | L. McCoy | RB | PHI | 19.1 |
| RB | A. Ellington | RB | ARI | 6.3 |
| WR | J. Edelman | WR | NE | 8.9 |
| WR | R. Wayne | WR | IND | 1.0 |
| TE | A. Gates | TE | LAC | 1.4 |
| R/W/T | S. Watkins | WR | BUF | 3.5 |
| K | A. Vinatieri | K | IND | 11.0 |
| DEF | Bills | DEF | 22.0 | |
| BN | P. Harvin | WR | NYJ | 0.2 |
| BN | J. Cutler | QB | CHI | 7.2 |
| BN | P. Rivers | QB | LAC | 12.5 |
| BN | A. Brown | WR | PIT | 0.0 |
| BN | L. Murray | RB | LV | 23.2 |
| BN | Packers | DEF | 4.0 |
Week 13: Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits 75.5 – 84.6 for EmmanuelSanders foreverago
(L)
vs
Freundlich
Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits (Banys) — 75.5 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. | K | aepernick | 0.5 |
| RB | M. Ingram | RB | NO | 12.1 |
| RB | A. Morris | RB | WAS | 8.3 |
| WR | D. Bryant | WR | DAL | 7.3 |
| WR | A. Boldin | WR | SF | 1.8 |
| TE | M. Bennett | TE | CHI | 10.9 |
| R/W/T | K. Benjamin | WR | CAR | 5.6 |
| K | C. Parkey | K | PHI | 15.0 |
| DEF | Eagles | DEF | 14.0 | |
| BN | R. Mathews | RB | LAC | 10.6 |
| BN | V. Davis | TE | SF | 1.3 |
| BN | Ravens | DEF | 5.0 | |
| BN | Browns | DEF | 6.0 | |
| BN | Rams | DEF | 32.0 | |
| BN | Vikings | DEF | 22.0 | |
| RES | B. Cooks | WR | NO | 0.0 |
for EmmanuelSanders foreverago (
Freundlich) — 84.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | R. Wilson | QB | SEA | 16.9 |
| RB | M. Lynch | RB | SEA | 11.1 |
| RB | G. Bernard | RB | CIN | 5.3 |
| WR | J. Maclin | WR | PHI | 10.8 |
| WR | E. Sanders | WR | DEN | 7.3 |
| TE | R. Gronkowski | TE | NE | 9.8 |
| R/W/T | O. Beckham | WR | NYG | 9.4 |
| K | P. Dawson | K | SF | 3.0 |
| DEF | Giants | DEF | 11.0 | |
| BN | A. Dixon | RB | BUF | 2.5 |
| BN | G. Tate | WR | DET | 8.9 |
| BN | S. Smith | WR | BAL | 0.2 |
| BN | P. Thomas | RB | NO | 3.7 |
| BN | T. Richardson | RB | IND | 1.2 |
| BN | J. Landry | WR | MIA | 6.8 |
Week 15: Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits 84.7 – 63.0 De More DeMaryius
(W)
vs
Baumann PLAYOFF
Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits (Banys) — 84.7 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. | K | aepernick | 10.2 |
| RB | M. Ingram | RB | NO | 11.9 |
| RB | A. Morris | RB | WAS | 4.9 |
| WR | D. Bryant | WR | DAL | 29.4 |
| WR | A. Boldin | WR | SF | 2.3 |
| TE | M. Bennett | TE | CHI | 5.6 |
| R/W/T | K. Benjamin | WR | CAR | 10.4 |
| K | C. Parkey | K | PHI | 9.0 |
| DEF | Eagles | DEF | 1.0 | |
| BN | R. Mathews | RB | LAC | 0.0 |
| BN | V. Davis | TE | SF | 0.0 |
| BN | Ravens | DEF | 20.0 | |
| BN | Browns | DEF | 3.0 | |
| BN | Rams | DEF | 5.0 | |
| BN | Vikings | DEF | 1.0 | |
| RES | B. Cooks | WR | NO | 0.0 |
De More DeMaryius (
Baumann) — 63.0 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | T. Brady | QB | NE | 18.3 |
| RB | J. Forsett | RB | BAL | 4.7 |
| RB | T. Mason | RB | LAR | 1.3 |
| WR | A. Green | WR | CIN | 4.9 |
| WR | K. Allen | WR | LAC | 1.8 |
| TE | J. Graham | TE | NO | 8.7 |
| R/W/T | R. Jennings | RB | NYG | 0.3 |
| K | C. Catanzaro | K | ARI | 14.0 |
| DEF | Lions | DEF | 9.0 | |
| BN | M. Sanchez | QB | PHI | 4.1 |
| BN | B. Tate | RB | PIT | 0.8 |
| BN | C. Clay | TE | MIA | 5.9 |
| BN | J. Jones | WR | LV | 11.7 |
| BN | M. Floyd | WR | ARI | 5.5 |
| BN | R. Griffin | QB | WAS | 16.0 |
Week 16: Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits 89.6 – 83.1 JJ aka Juggalo Jihad Twatt
(W)
vs
Ballard PLAYOFF
Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits (Banys) — 89.6 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | C. | K | aepernick | 27.7 |
| RB | M. Ingram | RB | NO | 11.5 |
| RB | A. Morris | RB | WAS | 14.3 |
| WR | D. Bryant | WR | DAL | 13.3 |
| WR | A. Boldin | WR | SF | 6.1 |
| TE | M. Bennett | TE | CHI | 0.0 |
| R/W/T | K. Benjamin | WR | CAR | 4.7 |
| K | C. Parkey | K | PHI | 6.0 |
| DEF | Eagles | DEF | 6.0 | |
| BN | R. Mathews | RB | LAC | 0.0 |
| BN | V. Davis | TE | SF | 0.0 |
| BN | Ravens | DEF | 2.0 | |
| BN | Browns | DEF | 6.0 | |
| BN | Rams | DEF | -3.0 | |
| BN | Vikings | DEF | 1.0 | |
| RES | B. Cooks | WR | NO | 0.0 |
JJ aka Juggalo Jihad Twatt (
Ballard) — 83.1 pts
| Slot | Player | Pos | NFL Team | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| QB | J. Flacco | QB | BAL | 7.3 |
| RB | J. Charles | RB | KC | 5.7 |
| RB | L. Bell | RB | PIT | 13.2 |
| WR | J. Nelson | WR | GB | 17.3 |
| WR | E. Decker | WR | NYJ | 2.1 |
| TE | J. Witten | TE | DAL | 15.0 |
| R/W/T | R. White | WR | ATL | 5.5 |
| K | S. Gostkowski | K | NE | 5.0 |
| DEF | Texans | DEF | 12.0 | |
| BN | D. McFadden | RB | LV | 5.4 |
| BN | C. Newton | QB | CAR | 21.3 |
| BN | M. Floyd | WR | LAC | 11.0 |
| BN | A. Hawkins | WR | CLE | 3.5 |
| BN | B. Rainey | RB | TB | 0.0 |
| BN | Z. Ertz | TE | PHI | 11.5 |