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Banys — 2014

Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits · Record: 6-7 ยท PPG: 93.9 · 13 reg season + 2 playoff weeks

Week 1: Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits 78.9113.7 Carlos Hyde Your Kids (L) vs Waxman

Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits (Banys) — 78.9 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Rodgers QB GB 8.6
RB R. Mathews RB LAC 12.0
RB M. Jones-Drew RB LV 2.3
WR D. Bryant WR DAL 5.5
WR K. Benjamin WR CAR 15.2
TE V. Davis TE SF 16.4
R/W/T A. Boldin WR SF 9.9
K S. Janikowski K LV 2.0
DEF Broncos DEF 7.0
BN M. Bennett TE CHI 13.0
BN M. Ingram RB NO 18.1
BN A. Smith QB KC 6.7
BN C. Michael RB SEA 0.0
BN B. Cooks WR NO 15.5
BN D. Archer RB PIT 0.4

Carlos Hyde Your Kids (Waxman) — 113.7 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Stafford QB DET 30.0
RB J. Bell RB DET 11.6
RB D. Murray RB DAL 18.3
WR P. Garcon WR WAS 7.7
WR D. Thomas WR DEN 4.8
TE J. Thomas TE DEN 28.4
R/W/T R. Cooper WR PHI 2.9
K A. Vinatieri K IND 6.0
DEF Browns DEF 4.0
BN S. Greene RB TEN 7.1
BN L. Miller RB MIA 11.8
BN J. Gordon WR CLE 0.0
BN D. Hopkins WR HOU 14.9
BN D. Freeman RB ATL 3.3
BN C. Hyde RB SF 11.0
Week 2: Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits 89.370.6 A Negro's in Brooklyn (W) vs Wood

Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits (Banys) — 89.3 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Rodgers QB GB 28.6
RB R. Mathews RB LAC 5.7
RB M. Ingram RB NO 16.4
WR D. Bryant WR DAL 16.3
WR K. Benjamin WR CAR 4.6
TE V. Davis TE SF 3.9
R/W/T B. Cooks WR NO 4.8
K S. Graham K NO 6.0
DEF Broncos DEF 3.0
BN M. Bennett TE CHI 9.7
BN M. Jones-Drew RB LV 0.0
BN A. Boldin WR SF 3.4
BN A. Smith QB KC 14.4
BN C. Michael RB SEA 0.0
BN D. Archer RB PIT 0.0

A Negro's in Brooklyn (Wood) — 70.6 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB N. Foles QB PHI 16.4
RB K. Moreno RB MIA 0.4
RB M. Ball RB DEN 8.9
WR T. Smith WR BAL 1.0
WR V. Jackson WR TB 5.1
TE D. Allen TE IND 0.0
R/W/T D. Sproles RB PHI 23.8
K J. Tucker K BAL 14.0
DEF Chiefs DEF 1.0
BN W. Welker WR DEN 0.0
BN D. Baldwin WR SEA 3.5
BN D. Martin RB TB 0.0
BN T. Williams WR DAL 2.0
BN M. Wheaton WR PIT 6.0
BN J. Reed TE WAS 0.0
Week 3: Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits 105.5131.0 for EmmanuelSanders foreverago (L) vs Freundlich

Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits (Banys) — 105.5 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB C. K aepernick 19.2
RB A. Morris RB WAS 7.7
RB K. Davis RB KC 17.2
WR D. Bryant WR DAL 14.9
WR A. Boldin WR SF 3.6
TE M. Bennett TE CHI 17.4
R/W/T K. Benjamin WR CAR 17.5
K S. Graham K NO 1.0
DEF Broncos DEF 7.0
BN R. Mathews RB LAC 0.0
BN M. Ingram RB NO 0.0
BN V. Davis TE SF 0.0
BN M. Jones-Drew RB LV 0.0
BN C. Michael RB SEA 0.0
BN B. Cooks WR NO 7.4

for EmmanuelSanders foreverago (Freundlich) — 131.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB R. Wilson QB SEA 21.0
RB M. Lynch RB SEA 24.8
RB G. Bernard RB CIN 17.4
WR J. Maclin WR PHI 21.4
WR E. Sanders WR DEN 14.9
TE R. Gronkowski TE NE 10.4
R/W/T S. Ridley RB NE 6.1
K R. Bullock K HOU 5.0
DEF Dolphins DEF 10.0
BN J. Stewart RB CAR 5.0
BN G. Tate WR DET 5.1
BN S. Smith WR BAL 10.1
BN J. Jones WR LV 4.3
BN V. Cruz WR NYG 16.7
BN T. Richardson RB IND 8.0
Week 4: Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits 85.998.6 Spiller I Barely Know Her (L) vs Valenzuela

Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits (Banys) — 85.9 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB C. K aepernick 19.5
RB A. Morris RB WAS 15.0
RB K. Davis RB KC 11.9
WR D. Bryant WR DAL 10.4
WR K. Benjamin WR CAR 13.6
TE M. Bennett TE CHI 13.4
R/W/T B. Cooks WR NO 3.1
K C. Parkey K PHI 3.0
DEF Falcons DEF -4.0
BN R. Mathews RB LAC 0.0
BN M. Ingram RB NO 0.0
BN V. Davis TE SF 0.8
BN M. Jones-Drew RB LV 0.3
BN A. Boldin WR SF 6.2
BN C. Michael RB SEA 0.0

Spiller I Barely Know Her (Valenzuela) — 98.6 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Luck QB IND 28.6
RB L. McCoy RB PHI 1.7
RB P. Thomas RB NO 2.3
WR J. Edelman WR NE 2.3
WR A. Brown WR PIT 25.8
TE A. Gates TE LAC 3.0
R/W/T R. Wayne WR IND 17.9
K D. Bailey K DAL 10.0
DEF Lions DEF 7.0
BN P. Harvin WR NYJ 0.0
BN J. Cutler QB CHI 15.1
BN A. Ellington RB ARI 0.0
BN T. K elce 15.3
BN S. Watkins WR BUF 9.0
BN Bengals DEF 0.0
Week 5: Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits 73.270.4 De More DeMaryius (W) vs Baumann

Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits (Banys) — 73.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB C. K aepernick 13.8
RB A. Morris RB WAS 2.7
RB K. Davis RB KC 0.6
WR D. Bryant WR DAL 14.5
WR K. Benjamin WR CAR 1.8
TE M. Bennett TE CHI 1.7
R/W/T B. Cooks WR NO 7.1
K C. Parkey K PHI 10.0
DEF Eagles DEF 21.0
BN R. Mathews RB LAC 0.0
BN M. Ingram RB NO 0.0
BN V. Davis TE SF 0.0
BN M. Jones-Drew RB LV 0.0
BN A. Boldin WR SF 7.2
BN C. Michael RB SEA 0.0

De More DeMaryius (Baumann) — 70.4 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Dalton QB CIN 17.8
RB R. Jennings RB NYG 7.2
RB A. Bradshaw RB IND 6.5
WR A. Green WR CIN 12.1
WR K. Allen WR LAC 2.5
TE J. Graham TE NO 3.6
R/W/T M. Floyd WR ARI 0.7
K S. Suisham K PIT 5.0
DEF Steelers DEF 15.0
BN J. Forsett RB BAL 15.7
BN B. Tate RB PIT 12.2
BN D. Williams RB CAR 0.0
BN J. Jones WR LV 0.0
BN K. Cousins QB WAS 19.7
BN J. Brown WR ARI 0.4
Week 6: Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits 99.9127.8 A Teo of Two Titties (L) vs Bronchtein

Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits (Banys) — 99.9 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB C. K aepernick 29.4
RB D. McFadden RB LV 8.6
RB A. Morris RB WAS 5.5
WR D. Bryant WR DAL 6.3
WR K. Benjamin WR CAR 10.9
TE M. Bennett TE CHI 7.2
R/W/T V. Davis TE SF 3.0
K C. Parkey K PHI 9.0
DEF Eagles DEF 20.0
BN R. Mathews RB LAC 0.0
BN M. Ingram RB NO 0.0
BN A. Boldin WR SF 15.4
BN C. Michael RB SEA 0.0
BN K. Davis RB KC 0.0
BN B. Cooks WR NO 0.0

A Teo of Two Titties (Bronchtein) — 127.8 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB B. Roethlisberger QB PIT 10.8
RB M. Forte RB CHI 27.7
RB C. Ivory RB NYJ 2.1
WR M. Crabtree WR SF 10.9
WR M. Sanu WR CIN 18.0
TE G. Olsen TE CAR 12.2
R/W/T A. Foster RB HOU 26.1
K P. Dawson K SF 9.0
DEF Patriots DEF 11.0
BN C. Johnson RB NYJ 1.1
BN H. Nicks WR IND 1.8
BN J. K erley 0.4
BN A. Johnson WR HOU 13.9
BN A. Smith QB KC 0.0
BN A. Williams RB NYG 5.9
Week 7: Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits 73.777.2 Hauschka's Super Bowl Ring (L) vs Becker-Parton

Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits (Banys) — 73.7 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB C. K aepernick 13.3
RB M. Ingram RB NO 2.9
RB A. Morris RB WAS 5.4
WR D. Bryant WR DAL 15.1
WR K. Benjamin WR CAR 12.1
TE M. Bennett TE CHI 5.8
R/W/T V. Davis TE SF 2.1
K R. Bullock K HOU 11.0
DEF Packers DEF 6.0
BN R. Mathews RB LAC 0.0
BN A. Boldin WR SF 5.0
BN K. Davis RB KC 3.6
BN B. Cooks WR NO 2.3
BN C. Parkey K PHI 0.0
BN Eagles DEF 0.0

Hauschka's Super Bowl Ring (Becker-Parton) — 77.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Flacco QB BAL 12.7
RB S. Vereen RB NE 23.4
RB F. Jackson RB BUF 2.8
WR K. Wright WR TEN 12.8
WR R. Randle WR NYG 7.4
TE L. Donnell TE NYG 5.0
R/W/T L. Fitzgerald WR ARI 2.1
K N. Novak K LAC 8.0
DEF Chargers DEF 3.0
BN J. Cameron TE CLE 0.5
BN C. Johnson WR DET 0.0
BN D. Brees QB NO 20.0
BN R. Bush RB DET 3.2
BN M. Evans WR TB 0.0
BN J. Matthews WR PHI 0.0
Week 8: Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits 119.373.2 Riley Cooper's Main Nukka (W) vs Norberg

Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits (Banys) — 119.3 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB R. Tannehill QB MIA 13.6
RB M. Ingram RB NO 23.5
RB A. Morris RB WAS 14.5
WR D. Bryant WR DAL 9.0
WR K. Benjamin WR CAR 9.4
TE M. Bennett TE CHI 15.5
R/W/T B. Cooks WR NO 21.8
K C. Parkey K PHI 10.0
DEF Eagles DEF 2.0
BN R. Mathews RB LAC 0.0
BN C. K aepernick 0.0
BN V. Davis TE SF 0.0
BN A. Boldin WR SF 0.0
BN K. Davis RB KC 10.9
BN Packers DEF 0.0

Riley Cooper's Main Nukka (Norberg) — 73.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB P. Manning QB DEN 23.4
RB D. Robinson RB JAX 11.8
RB B. Sankey RB TEN 6.0
WR B. Marshall WR CHI 3.5
WR T. Hilton WR IND 21.5
TE O. Daniels TE BAL 0.0
R/W/T E. Decker WR NYJ 4.0
K M. Bryant K ATL 3.0
DEF Colts DEF 0.0
BN E. Royal WR LAC 2.9
BN B. LaFell WR NE 18.4
BN D. Walker TE TEN 9.7
BN A. Hawkins WR CLE 14.8
BN Z. Stacy RB LAR 3.7
BN B. Cunningham RB LAR 3.5
Week 9: Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits 97.360.7 Ebrony Threesome (W) vs Wright

Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits (Banys) — 97.3 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB C. K aepernick 10.9
RB M. Ingram RB NO 23.0
RB A. Morris RB WAS 22.9
WR D. Bryant WR DAL 7.5
WR K. Benjamin WR CAR 1.8
TE V. Davis TE SF 1.9
R/W/T A. Boldin WR SF 15.3
K C. Parkey K PHI 7.0
DEF Eagles DEF 7.0
BN M. Bennett TE CHI 0.0
BN R. Mathews RB LAC 0.0
BN K. Davis RB KC 0.9
BN B. Cooks WR NO 3.8
BN J. Brown WR ARI 0.7
BN R. Bullock K HOU 3.0

Ebrony Threesome (Wright) — 60.7 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Vick QB NYJ 13.6
RB J. McKinnon RB MIN 6.8
RB B. Oliver RB LAC 2.6
WR D. Jackson WR WAS 18.0
WR M. Wallace WR MIA 5.0
TE J. Reed TE WAS 1.7
R/W/T D. Williams RB CAR 5.0
K S. Hauschka K SEA 12.0
DEF Chargers DEF -4.0
BN S. Jackson RB ATL 0.0
BN A. Rodgers QB GB 0.0
BN A. Jeffery WR CHI 0.0
BN B. Rainey RB TB 12.1
BN C. Sims RB TB 0.0
BN Broncos DEF -1.0
RES A. Peterson RB MIN 0.0
Week 10: Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits 129.8107.2 Two Lines Cut with Dwanye Bowe (W) vs Foote

Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits (Banys) — 129.8 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB C. K aepernick 12.8
RB M. Ingram RB NO 13.9
RB A. Morris RB WAS 0.0
WR D. Bryant WR DAL 27.8
WR K. Benjamin WR CAR 19.0
TE V. Davis TE SF 0.8
R/W/T A. Boldin WR SF 15.5
K C. Parkey K PHI 9.0
DEF Eagles DEF 31.0
BN M. Bennett TE CHI 4.5
BN R. Mathews RB LAC 0.0
BN K. Davis RB KC -1.4
BN B. Cooks WR NO 15.0
BN J. Brown WR ARI 13.3
BN R. Bullock K HOU 0.0

Two Lines Cut with Dwanye Bowe (Foote) — 107.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB M. Ryan QB ATL 15.7
RB E. Lacy RB GB 17.8
RB J. Hill RB CIN 4.1
WR J. Jones WR ATL 11.9
WR M. Colston WR NO 3.6
TE H. Miller TE PIT 2.9
R/W/T R. Cobb WR GB 11.2
K M. Crosby K GB 15.0
DEF Cardinals DEF 25.0
BN A. Dalton QB CIN -4.8
BN K. Rudolph TE MIN 0.0
BN F. Gore RB SF 14.3
BN C. Patterson WR MIN 0.0
BN K. Stills WR NO 2.6
BN A. Hurns WR JAX 0.9
Week 11: Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits 72.6133.5 JJ aka Juggalo Jihad Twatt (L) vs Ballard

Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits (Banys) — 72.6 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB C. K aepernick 14.1
RB M. Ingram RB NO 9.7
RB A. Morris RB WAS 13.2
WR K. Benjamin WR CAR 16.9
WR B. Cooks WR NO 5.5
TE M. Bennett TE CHI 2.9
R/W/T A. Boldin WR SF 5.3
K C. Parkey K PHI 8.0
DEF Eagles DEF -3.0
BN R. Mathews RB LAC 7.5
BN D. Bryant WR DAL 0.0
BN V. Davis TE SF 1.1
BN K. Davis RB KC 7.8
BN J. Brown WR ARI 6.9
BN R. Bullock K HOU 13.0

JJ aka Juggalo Jihad Twatt (Ballard) — 133.5 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB C. Newton QB CAR 16.7
RB J. Charles RB KC 27.8
RB L. Bell RB PIT 28.2
WR J. Nelson WR GB 16.9
WR R. White WR ATL 13.5
TE M. Rivera TE LV 4.0
R/W/T M. Floyd WR LAC 10.4
K S. Gostkowski K NE 6.0
DEF Texans DEF 10.0
BN J. Flacco QB BAL 0.0
BN A. Smith RB ATL 0.3
BN T. Gerhart RB JAX 0.0
BN G. Jennings WR MIN 0.4
BN J. Witten TE DAL 0.0
BN A. Hawkins WR CLE 15.7
Week 12: Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits 119.988.2 Spiller I Barely Know Her (W) vs Valenzuela

Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits (Banys) — 119.9 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB C. K aepernick 12.6
RB M. Ingram RB NO 4.2
RB A. Morris RB WAS 19.0
WR D. Bryant WR DAL 20.6
WR A. Boldin WR SF 19.7
TE M. Bennett TE CHI 3.7
R/W/T V. Davis TE SF 2.1
K C. Parkey K PHI 21.0
DEF Eagles DEF 17.0
BN R. Mathews RB LAC 17.3
BN K. Davis RB KC 0.2
BN K. Benjamin WR CAR 0.0
BN J. Brown WR ARI 6.1
BN R. Bullock K HOU 7.0
RES B. Cooks WR NO 0.0

Spiller I Barely Know Her (Valenzuela) — 88.2 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB A. Luck QB IND 15.0
RB L. McCoy RB PHI 19.1
RB A. Ellington RB ARI 6.3
WR J. Edelman WR NE 8.9
WR R. Wayne WR IND 1.0
TE A. Gates TE LAC 1.4
R/W/T S. Watkins WR BUF 3.5
K A. Vinatieri K IND 11.0
DEF Bills DEF 22.0
BN P. Harvin WR NYJ 0.2
BN J. Cutler QB CHI 7.2
BN P. Rivers QB LAC 12.5
BN A. Brown WR PIT 0.0
BN L. Murray RB LV 23.2
BN Packers DEF 4.0
Week 13: Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits 75.584.6 for EmmanuelSanders foreverago (L) vs Freundlich

Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits (Banys) — 75.5 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB C. K aepernick 0.5
RB M. Ingram RB NO 12.1
RB A. Morris RB WAS 8.3
WR D. Bryant WR DAL 7.3
WR A. Boldin WR SF 1.8
TE M. Bennett TE CHI 10.9
R/W/T K. Benjamin WR CAR 5.6
K C. Parkey K PHI 15.0
DEF Eagles DEF 14.0
BN R. Mathews RB LAC 10.6
BN V. Davis TE SF 1.3
BN Ravens DEF 5.0
BN Browns DEF 6.0
BN Rams DEF 32.0
BN Vikings DEF 22.0
RES B. Cooks WR NO 0.0

for EmmanuelSanders foreverago (Freundlich) — 84.6 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB R. Wilson QB SEA 16.9
RB M. Lynch RB SEA 11.1
RB G. Bernard RB CIN 5.3
WR J. Maclin WR PHI 10.8
WR E. Sanders WR DEN 7.3
TE R. Gronkowski TE NE 9.8
R/W/T O. Beckham WR NYG 9.4
K P. Dawson K SF 3.0
DEF Giants DEF 11.0
BN A. Dixon RB BUF 2.5
BN G. Tate WR DET 8.9
BN S. Smith WR BAL 0.2
BN P. Thomas RB NO 3.7
BN T. Richardson RB IND 1.2
BN J. Landry WR MIA 6.8
Week 15: Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits 84.763.0 De More DeMaryius (W) vs Baumann PLAYOFF

Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits (Banys) — 84.7 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB C. K aepernick 10.2
RB M. Ingram RB NO 11.9
RB A. Morris RB WAS 4.9
WR D. Bryant WR DAL 29.4
WR A. Boldin WR SF 2.3
TE M. Bennett TE CHI 5.6
R/W/T K. Benjamin WR CAR 10.4
K C. Parkey K PHI 9.0
DEF Eagles DEF 1.0
BN R. Mathews RB LAC 0.0
BN V. Davis TE SF 0.0
BN Ravens DEF 20.0
BN Browns DEF 3.0
BN Rams DEF 5.0
BN Vikings DEF 1.0
RES B. Cooks WR NO 0.0

De More DeMaryius (Baumann) — 63.0 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB T. Brady QB NE 18.3
RB J. Forsett RB BAL 4.7
RB T. Mason RB LAR 1.3
WR A. Green WR CIN 4.9
WR K. Allen WR LAC 1.8
TE J. Graham TE NO 8.7
R/W/T R. Jennings RB NYG 0.3
K C. Catanzaro K ARI 14.0
DEF Lions DEF 9.0
BN M. Sanchez QB PHI 4.1
BN B. Tate RB PIT 0.8
BN C. Clay TE MIA 5.9
BN J. Jones WR LV 11.7
BN M. Floyd WR ARI 5.5
BN R. Griffin QB WAS 16.0
Week 16: Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits 89.683.1 JJ aka Juggalo Jihad Twatt (W) vs Ballard PLAYOFF

Ha Ha Lincoln-Tits (Banys) — 89.6 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB C. K aepernick 27.7
RB M. Ingram RB NO 11.5
RB A. Morris RB WAS 14.3
WR D. Bryant WR DAL 13.3
WR A. Boldin WR SF 6.1
TE M. Bennett TE CHI 0.0
R/W/T K. Benjamin WR CAR 4.7
K C. Parkey K PHI 6.0
DEF Eagles DEF 6.0
BN R. Mathews RB LAC 0.0
BN V. Davis TE SF 0.0
BN Ravens DEF 2.0
BN Browns DEF 6.0
BN Rams DEF -3.0
BN Vikings DEF 1.0
RES B. Cooks WR NO 0.0

JJ aka Juggalo Jihad Twatt (Ballard) — 83.1 pts

Slot Player Pos NFL Team Pts
QB J. Flacco QB BAL 7.3
RB J. Charles RB KC 5.7
RB L. Bell RB PIT 13.2
WR J. Nelson WR GB 17.3
WR E. Decker WR NYJ 2.1
TE J. Witten TE DAL 15.0
R/W/T R. White WR ATL 5.5
K S. Gostkowski K NE 5.0
DEF Texans DEF 12.0
BN D. McFadden RB LV 5.4
BN C. Newton QB CAR 21.3
BN M. Floyd WR LAC 11.0
BN A. Hawkins WR CLE 3.5
BN B. Rainey RB TB 0.0
BN Z. Ertz TE PHI 11.5